there are only 4 types of trans girl
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there are only 4 types of trans girl
i would settle for $250 dollars store credit at a location of my choosing rn things are dire in the 2020s
polygonal
you can only help yourself find out which you are
tragic
i know but you also have to know
nice
the all 4 square or all 4 including the all 4 square
only you can decide but its obvious
there are only 4 types of trans girl
gun lobby realizes that any anti-trans gun legislation that passes is directly gonna reduce profits and potentially open the floodgates to even more profit-reduction legislation down the line. capitalist self-interest in a rare instance aligned with the right move
liking the posts to indicate approval but not interacting any further like im a nat geo photographer here to observe the horniness but not interfere
most non-aligned politician in the 1940s:
the Janissary Corps looking at a map of Crete in the 1600s:
sitting like a little fucking freak is self care
how dare you
this genre seems awesome
god this movie was so bad
doordash drivers who just show up to the establishment and silently hold up your cracked phone to the first employee you see, what's it like living in a completely alternate version of society than the rest of us are
remember how much it sucked when a covid vaccine was like 9 to 36 months away and then felt like a fucking miracle when it arrived
lmao i didnt realize that. in english its like a bad kind of vaguely southeast asian accent
that is correct
"ai generated pornography is good because it's not exploitative!" but that's the hot part
jeff is correct but there is an even darker, underlying evil on the board. the actual goal here is to classify *our existence* as mental illness. "should trannies be allowed to have guns" is a door they want to open because it requires "trans == ill". this is a signpost on the road to genocide.
thank you for being reasonable here
you dont see many trans women on those blacksmith blade forging gameshows bc they're too busy fantasizing about getting stabbed with the steel to actually remember to temper it properly before the judges test it
like you also see the name on the phone. you can just say the order name. why are you making this process so physical
doordash drivers who just show up to the establishment and silently hold up your cracked phone to the first employee you see, what's it like living in a completely alternate version of society than the rest of us are
is there anything you won't eat if I throw it into your yogurt trough
i want him to have an angry landlord and a bad job and get paid no money and to get 0 sleep and still save the day because he's spiderman and he feels a deep commitment to the city he lives in and the people who live around him that manifests in a superhuman level of psychological endurance
almost slurs, even when it's used By trans people themselves to describe themselves. Like a post calling oneself a tranny or transsexual will get significantly more eyebrows raised and comments going "why are you using that word" than you'd get in a different less Reddit-ified spaces
broadly speaking a lot of the (very young and kinda fumbling for direction and identity) trans people on those reddits reject any terminology beyond very broad-tent "Transgender". like transsexual or transvestite or tranny are all viewed typically under the same umbrella of like -
i want him to have an angry landlord and a bad job and get paid no money and to get 0 sleep and still save the day because he's spiderman and he feels a deep commitment to the city he lives in and the people who live around him that manifests in a superhuman level of psychological endurance
i want my spider-man to get tormented more. my biggest issue with all of the tom holland spiderman movies is that he's not treated bad enough. the last movie at least kinda reset the clock but i dont want him to get another magic spell ring or a super-suit made of nanites or some shit
Hannibal was really good in the first season and then Pretty Good from that moment forward and it's weird to me that it really doesn't seem like it captured that much attention compared to other TV drama series that released around the same era
actually listened to this vocal part of the "fanbase", they'd have to gut literally like 90% of the conflict out of every single story. every story is just spiderman winning and going home and getting paid for being a superhero and fucking his girlfriend with 0 drama. looking forward to that movie
the loudest voices online are the contingent of "fans" who constantly bemoan the idea that "spiderman never wins" and is always being tortured and tormented in the comics/movies while in some regards there are some definite "this is just depressing not even fun at all" comic runs, if writers -
this is extremely true and exemplified by the fact that if you used the word transsexual on any of those trans reddits you'd be killed by them
Here I'll start
jesus christ lmao too real i vaguely remember there are at least 2-3 times masuka brings up transsexual prostitutes for like no reason in the show. what a character
The Bay Harbor Brick
katie and ken hate women
oop my bad i have 0 music knowledge in my brain
you look very cute! nothing looks like shit here
look at my motivation, dog
therapy
jesus christ
ideal
tgirl writers room
knowing the actors were together and then broke up and then the writers made the "Deb wants to fuck Dexter" plotline in the show is so crazy
pathetic pov
you can really draw a direct line between Robert Moses and almost every chronic societal issue in the USA at this point
i was gonna say almost certainly the correct answer is Robert Moses
you have bad aim
i mean i keep my toilet at home pretty clean but if i dont touch it then like its faster and im reducing the contact %
or not the bowl sorry idk i just think like if i could Not Touch Anything that's a preferable option?
its also mostly laziness and wanting speed
i dont want to touch the bowl if i dont have to
transfemme dexter morgan makes the weird plotline where he nearly fucks his adoptive sister make a lot more sense
transfemme dexter morgan makes the weird plotline where he nearly fucks his adoptive sister make a lot more sense
the Janissary Corps looking at a map of Crete in the 1600s:
It's so funny to me that "Suspicious Doakes" has become a big meme many years after the relevancy of "surprise motherfucker" faded
Doakes the chaser
transfemme dexter morgan getting ready to go out not in boymode: "tonight's the night"
The Dark Passenger is just gender dysphoria
"are you wearing a bra under your shirt?" "It's over. He knows."
common cessy W
"are you wearing a bra under your shirt?" "It's over. He knows."
transfemme dexter morgan getting ready to go out not in boymode: "tonight's the night"
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you dont see many trans women on those blacksmith blade forging gameshows bc they're too busy fantasizing about getting stabbed with the steel to actually remember to temper it properly before the judges test it
Gave them some lore
Funny how people forced to detransition for financial or medical reasons never come up in conversations about detransitioners. It's almost always centered on someone given all the resources and top-tier care I wish I was afforded, then turning their nose up and getting on their soap box.
i hate that this thread exists and now im convinced of this too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
katie white person visiting japan arc
nooo the droid is the best part
on twitter if you click on the "Media" tab of an account, you get a preview view of all of the accounts media posts in a tile-like view, where you can see an easy small-scale preview of any of the work before clicking on it to see it at the full resolution. bsky just makes you scroll chronologically
the only thing in common between all trans women is that we all like to complain about other women
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yes and yes
the only thing in common between all trans women is that we all like to complain about other women
there used to be this thing called trash tuesday on here but we cancelled it bc too many ppl were being funny
really trying not to be the "why do they simply not make the website better hmmmm?" kind of dummy but also at the current moment there seems to be 0 distinct feature draw that would actually make bsky a competitive place for artists to want to come and exist in. which feels like a bad thing
ik Websites are difficult but like you realize incentivizing creatives to use a platform is one of the better things you can do for growth since when creatives migrate they tend to bring... portions of their audience too?
additional mind-boggle: how bsky still has yet to implement anything like a tile media view or any improved features to incentivize artists/creatives to use the platform, which pretty directly led to a bunch returning to Twitter just bc even on the nazi site they have *some* features
its actually still mind-boggling to me when i see non-artists using twitter still. like artists and creatives i kinda get since twitter still has engagement reach which is directly correlated to their income, but jfc if that's not you and you're there like what are you doing
i love seeing twitter users with a haughty attitude towards bluesky as "lesser twitter" despite twitter being a nazi shell of itself. there's something to be said about people who insist on resting on their laurels even as they crumble and erode beneath them. their arrogance is pitiful and amusing.
lying to doctors is one of the coolest things anyone can do
No more Egg Prime Directive, it's time for the Egg Crime Directive (eggs can and should commit crimes). Like if you're not sure if estrogen is right for you, you can just lie to a doctor, it's totally fine
I cannot sleep at all tonight holy shit
RememberCast??????????
goddammit every time
why would u be mean to me im an angle
called out
aw this looks cute