He’s so mediocre
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He’s so mediocre
uh yeah normally a horny dude draws a woman, he gives her comically huge boobs, not a rack that can’t even fill a training bra
This isn't a drawing of an adult woman.
Trigger warning: this is SUPER gross but very important. If I'm linking to the WSJ you *know* it's a big deal.
congrats to pizzagate for making the main epstein guy president
Has anybody noted that the first line in this is from the Maurice Sendak children's book Higglety Pigglety Pop?
Oh.
normal FBI informant things
We put a sexual predator back in the White House.
He's a pedophile.
He may as well just admit it lol. Why not. "Yeah you got me haha."
one of Murdoch's only redeeming qualities is that the WSJ news team is his last vestige of 'fuck you, we're printing it' old-school newsman. see also Theranos.
I opened up the centerfold.
Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.
No one should be comfortable lying like he does but there are never consequences so I get why he is so comfortable
NEW: Democrats on the House Oversight Committee released on Monday a sexually suggestive letter to Jeffrey Epstein purportedly signed by President Donald Trump, which he has denied. https://to.pbs.org/4m2gfcR
WSJ making sure to put 'that he has said doesn't exist' in the lede is fucking hilarious and dripping with contempt
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Trump sued Murdoch over this claiming it was fake. That lawsuit is cooked. www.bbc.com/news/article...
well goddamn
Spoken like a man found liable for sexual abuse.
The rapist said something rapey again take a drink
I’m sure you’re all hearing the same thing I am.
I wish I lived in a country where Republicans had at least half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.
He’s legit
Isaac TeSlaa already has a Catch of the Year submission in Week 1 😱
Terrion Arnold questionable to return with a groin injury.
Romo was right on that last 3rd down. Lions defense was misaligned.
What was going on in that Airstream at practice
Glad to see so many people in DC protesting Trump's take over and occupation of the city. bsky.app/profile/phil...
This took at least 87 prompts
Edge
They’re the Colts. They live in Indiana. Celebrate their weird cringe.
JUST NOW: Donald Trump is booed by the crowd as he arrives at Arthur Ashe Stadium for the US Open men’s final
Those people who paid thousands of dollars to attend the US Open final are going to miss part of it because of security for that orange shit stain. He literally has to ruin EVERYTHING. Fuck everyone who voted for him or didn’t vote at all.
Lions just obliterated the Dolphins for 2 solid hours. First and second OL was at 5-6 yards per carry all day. Miami’s offense couldn’t do anything in any situation. This might’ve been the Lions best day of camp to date.
Worst team in the league?
When they were young and small. #caturday #cats #catsonbluesky #catsofbluesky
They look like the worst team in the league.
LADAPO: This whole 'Florida hasn't done any analysis' -- that's nonsense TAPPER: You said you hadn't done any projections! LADAPO: We don't need to do any projections
The back cover of @theonion.com just made me do whatever the German compound word is for “laugh-cry.”
Really think a new Step Up movie would solve some problems
A broken record here but one of the best growth paths for Bluesky is via sports. X is going to remain the dominant social media forum for sports (just being realistic here) but the hope is BSky can grow each major sports season. So let's see if we get an NFL content increase. I hope we do.
Will invading Chicago distract us from the Epstein files ? Spoiler alert: It won’t Exclusive: Newly discovered photos and video shed fresh light on Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/p...
Thys meetinge koude have been a poignant and thought-provokinge expressionist filme
Yall such squares here, for real
His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"! Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective. #TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨
This is a tempest in a teapot.
Cc: @edzitron.com
APOLLO: “.. Census data is starting to show a slowdown in AI adoption for large companies. “.. The US Census Bureau conducts a biweekly survey of 1.2 million firms, and one question is whether a business has used AI tools .. to help produce goods or services in the past two weeks.”
He was unstoppable last night. Hats off to him.
I’m gonna be honest, Z: watching you demolish two of the biggest pieces of shit to ever exist in New York politics, has turned you into one of my favorite politicians in American history. You’re pushing all the right buttons when the fascists and billionaires are scared of you. Thank you.
He’s quite gifted
Most brilliant pop-culture commentary by any politician about politics ever.
Big news for the Lions on the eve of the 2025 season. Agreed to a three-year extension with wide receiver Jameson Williams. First reported by Jordan Schultz. Now time to check into my hotel lol
When even Rand Paul thinks you’re despicable.
Thank you. Wow
In Norman. Not getting good reception. What is Dabo doing?
She’s awesome
Tech companies have trained their AI models by pirating LibGen, a database that contains more than 7.5 million books and 81 million research papers, Alex Reisner wrote in March. Use our search tool to see which works are in the collection:
An entire government department has been derailed from its extremely valuable work and is now dedicated to validating the risible delusions of a single crackpot.
Has person ever been more susceptible to a catfish than thirsty eric?
Daily duck tariff: when you’re about to be naughty
Finally got that negative print. #NFP
There's a golden retriever in my neighborhood who, if they spot a person in a yard or driveway, will simply lay down in the street and refuse to budge until said person comes over and says hello and rubs their belly and it is simply the best thing ever
hell yes -- great job, Joel!
I love the fact that it really feels like the kickoff to the NFL season here on Bluesky.
One of the most frustrating things are the people who know better — the Murdoch Family is Exhibit A — who have helped bring us here. I honestly don't know the way out in a social media and attention economy society. This stat is such an epic disaster that it really renders one speechless.
@edzitron.com owns this space.
Actually wild that the Texas legislature banned trans people from bathrooms in government buildings yesterday and it hasn’t gotten a whiff of news coverage in the Associated Press, NYT, WaPo, etc I guess the national news biz is just shrugging at this stuff now?
I waited until his second camp was done before checking in with Gio Manu. A good conversation about the critical lesson he learned being around Decker this offseason and what Brad Holmes told him during a recent one-on-one chat: www.detroitfootball.net/p/height-wei...
It’s not possible to announce your guilt any louder than ordering a military flyover of the White House to disrupt Epstein survivors speaking out for justice.
Oh my god. This is bad, guys.
What city do you live in?
Just to say what is actually happening in a way the press will never: Your President, a known sexual predator and pedophile, has dispatched the military to terrorize and silence sexual assault victims who, it is likely, he personally interacted with.
Ohio State-Texas got 16.6 million viewers on Fox. Last season's World Series averaged 15.1 million viewers. Last season's NBA Finals averaged 10.3 million viewers.
once again I am asking people to correctly answer the question "who was President in 2020"
NEW PODCAST: Rob Hyland, the producer of Sunday Night Football, and Drew Esocoff, the director of Sunday Night Football, go deep on plans for the season and what it's like during the NFL season when you know your group will broadcast the Super Bowl that year. link.chtbl.com/SportsMediaP...
#Nature #GetOutdoors #Travel
Honoring Epstein with a military flyover seems to misread the national mood. #EpsteinFlyover
Neguse: Facts matter. Under President Trump, Americans are paying more for their electricity than ever before. So spare us lectures about energy costs as Republicans preside over an economy over which everything is getting more expensive.
Trump had 8 fighter jets flyover the #Epstein survivor conference, interrupting them mid speech. #opdeatheaters
She’ll be suspicious
"What a precipitous and unforced abdication of global leadership and responsibility Trump has pulled off. What a sad representation of the world America made coming to an end—dictators parading in Beijing and the U.S. president of whimpering in Washington." www.thebulwark.com/p/putin-emba...
Veteran of a large electric utility here - we need to have a talk about our Energy Secretary.
Was it a taco?
Heads will roll.
Another child….playing a game maybe you played. I know I did….Dead.
Breaking: The Onion newspaper is getting 50% bigger. Non-pedophiles can subscribe at membership.theonion.com today.
Preach
True Statement! Anyone else? #Pinks #ProudBlue
ASU chose poorly.
“I have to go now. My planet needs me.”
Never forget this: Working people outnumber the billionaires and CEOs by a huge margin. If workers stand together, they will win. Solidarity.
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
You are awesome
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