Criminal defense attorney, Former prosecutor, Legal analyst for TV, print, and radio media. Dog lover. Recreational dieter. Apparent donut addict.
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If Trump croaks in 2025, I’ll give up donuts for a week. 👀
The call is coming from inside the house..
Let me guess. Trump will be golfing somewhere tomorrow.
This country will never be great as long as we continue to have mass murders in our churches and schools.
I’m so sick of this shit.
Happy National Dog Day!
Empty nester life.. 🤷🏻♂️👀
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Thanks, Zee! ❤️❤️
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Good! Thanks so much for asking! Feeling sad, but excited for him too. ❤️
Well, we did it. We got 18, our youngest, all moved into his room for his first year at college. So bittersweet. Excited for him as the dorm was abuzz with lots of excited young faces. Godspeed, son. We’re officially empty nesters now. Honestly, feeling a little numb. I hope he ate dinner lol.
I’ll let you know after tomorrow lol.
Thanks, Annie! ❤️❤️
Lots of college drop offs going on. Ugly cry season is in full swing! 
Muffin tops are the best, but without all this strudel icing crap on top of it.
Almost my turn for a hole in one.. 😩🏌🏻♂️⛳️
I honestly think Trump doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with having sex with underage girls. In fact, I think he thinks it’s a sign of virility or something. That’s why he doesn’t see what the big deal is.
I guarantee you Trump has spent more time with Epstein than with Barron.
I still can't believe how many incompetent people are actually in charge of important departments in our country. WTAF?!?
How you know Trump is abusing our servicemen and women for political theater: Trump won’t deploy troops to Ukraine, but he’s willing to deploy troops to LA and Washington DC.
Times are rough which is why I think it’s a good time to remind people that being stressed out doesn’t give you license to be abusive to other people be it your family members, co-workers, or even random people on social media. You are responsible for your own actions.
There’s nothing to negotiate with Putin.
Despite the lessons we’ve learned over the past 10 years, we continue to be gaslit. There should be no debate about Russia and Ukraine. Russia instigated a war with an illegal invasion. Also, sub sandwiches are not deadly weapons.
OVERHEARD as Trump and Putin exited the Beast to attend their summit: “Tell me about the rabbits, Vlad..”
My kids spent more time negotiating for an Xbox.
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Trump’s heading to Alaska? That reminds me of the old adage: “You know what they say the difference is between a President and a pedophile—spray tan.”
#GavinNewsom is pretty damn good at this. Not only is he hitting back hard, but he’s also thinking strategically—not just sitting around tweeting whiny crap like most other Democratic leaders. He’s my guy now.
Hi Lis!
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Hi Liz!!! ❤️🥳🙌🏼
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I just don’t have the patience anymore, but I’m glad there are still kind people like you who still do.
Honestly, I really only want people who are anti-MAGA following me. There’s really nothing to debate anymore. They’ve shown who they are. So if you support decency and the rule of law, and are anti-fuckwad and douchebag, follow me!
I lowkey ate a donut yesterday. 👀🍩😋
I wonder if Putin is going to bring the VHS or DVD version of the pee pee tape with him?
Why does Kash Patel always look like he just realized that he shit his pants?
Walking around a hot downtown Bar Harbor looking for a souvenir when I see an oasis in the desert.. 👀🥳🍩
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Enjoying a cigar while looking out on Bar Harbor. Enjoying the the sound of the waves lapping at the break walls, forgetting the craziness of the world, and reflecting about how blessed I am to be in this moment..
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Arrived in Maine today, and this Dunkin Donuts was.. 🤟🏼🍩🥳
Sign of the times. I just smiled because I saw three kids gleefully riding a scooter and bikes that weren’t electric.
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The truth is, being “woke” is simply too much mental work for some people, and they get frustrated at having to keep things straight in their heads. 🤷🏻♂️
Who the hell is Sydney Sweeney? 🤷🏻♂️
I am physically not able to move when charging my Fitbit.
Wisconsin State Fair, baby!!!
When you have a great friend in this world, you never walk alone. I couldn't make it down to the volleyball nationals in Florida, but my pal @juliuskim.bsky.social peeled away in between his son's games for a few minutes to watch my son play. You're the best, Julius!
Why do some days I have lots of energy and other days I feel like a slug?
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I know it’s stupid, but a big pet peeve of mine is when people walk away from the microwave and leave the screen as :17 or :02 or something and don’t hit cancel or clear to reset the display to the clock. Grr…
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We’re starting to lose sunlight. This makes me kinda sad and also desperate to play as much golf as humanly possible.
Went fishing yesterday. There may have been a time in my life when standing out there staring at a bobber for hours would have been boring. Now, I absolutely love the quiet and isolation.
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Thanks, Kim!! ❤️🥳
Working remotely today.. 👀🥳💪🏼
I liked Hulk Hogan when I was a kid and before I knew who he really was. Anyway—anyone got any donuts? 🍩
Looks like Ozzy decided it was time to get off this crazy train.. 👀
I don’t think money can buy you happiness so much as it can take away stress.
Trump doth protests too much. 👀
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Welp. Got a new head cover for my driver.. 👀
People can change. I used to be an under toilet paper person, but now I’m an over the top toilet paper person. God works in mysterious ways.
Trump’s internal mantra: “People are so stupid..”