June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
what the fuck
You cannot comprehend the true form of Juniper's profile She/Her https://linktr.ee/fryingpants ♥️ @lilmocha.bsky.social PFP: @magicalmorg.bsky.social
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view profile on Bluesky June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
what the fuck
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my fuck I love this so much
NaughtyMorg (@naughtymorg.bsky.social) reposted
Juniper Zero Delighted to take part in my first art trade, if not ever then certainly in a long, long time! Thanks Juniper! The theme is Slutty Halloween and this delightful ghost is out as Zero from Megaman! (Except I accidentally made an amalgam of Zero and ZX instead - Oops!)
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
Get thee to a nunnery! A costumed art trade with @magicalmorg.bsky.social to kick off the fall season
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
sonic battle is so frustrating cause I LOVE the idea of a fighting game/RPG where you collect different attacks for your moveset- but actually doing so is such a GRIND because of the memory limit. IIRC most cards cost double digits to equip but you only earn ONE point per battle which is insane
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
funni
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
gonna send this post to my STC-fan friends to deal them psychic damage
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
me trying to remember how many days are in the month: "Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave September 30 whacks..."
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Keyword here is "specific" I am aware that this is a widely hated person that everyone always wishes ill upon why why is it a Thing today
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
From what I've gathered the answer this time is "nothing HAS happened yet but for some reason everyone is trying to manifest trump dying and I don't know if there's a specific reason for it"
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
A thing I've genuinely always hated about social media is seeing everyone in my feed vaguely reacting to SOMETHING without anyone giving any context and I have to try to reverse engineer what happened based on their reactions to it
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
love the historical revisionism of pretending mystic jungle had turns in it
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
gonna go back in time and punch whoever invented the concept of "distance" I guess that would be god idk I'm gonna punch god. like really hard
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
shoutout to the zero width space
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
No. No one has ever thought about zavok in any context for any reason
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh! Given the context that these are chess pieces I feel like I can actually parse which one each one is. That's really cool.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
I would like to clarify that I am a huge fan of indie animation and understand that merch sales are how most of these series get funded. I'm not out here to mock any of these series I am simply noticing a pattern and having fun with it
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
Hello I am Character from Internet I sit like this
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
wanted to make it a d20 table but ran out of steam d12 is fine. Or if I think of 8 more I'll append the list
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
5 likes is enough I decided. Put it on tumblr since bsky has a pretty restrictive character limit www.tumblr.com/junipart/793...
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
enough likes I'll post a whole loot table of items of this nature
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
Loot: Plushie Of A Character From An Indie Cartoon That Has Yet To Post A Second Episode (cursed)
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
radish knights calls the GM the "tree of wisdom" which is very silly have to admit my ttrpg experience is lacking outside of those that have been inflicted upon me by a certain owl
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
that's a good brand
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
you have a Brand?
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
to save them we must find the 4 cyber planet keys before the decepticons can use them for evil
Jhonen Trashquez - buy NEKONECRO now! (@jayextee.bsky.social) reposted
Shia LaBubu
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
recess pisces
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
I don't expect it to catch on but I'm gonna throw it out that that Mimicry is a much more representative term than Intelligence for what's been dubbed "AI" Artificial Mimicry. Machines taught to copy human behavior without understanding it.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
no
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure it's almost if not entirely bots and sockpuppets TBH
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankly I disregard any attempt to put numbers to these characters their relative heights are just whatever they did in smash bros YES THAT INCLUDES OLIMAR FUCK YOU
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear the bitcrunched soundbites just looking at this screenshot. I have never played this game or seen any footage but I guarantee it has the crunchiest sound effects
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Umbreon
Supper Mario Broth (@mariobrothblog.bsky.social) reposted
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
But.. but 2025 adds up to 9... are we in one RIGHT NOW
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
Best $300 I ever spent
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
all values should be given per unit then you can just add up the amount that you eat why is that difficult
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
"serving sizes" on nutrition labels are such bullshit how is telling me what's in exactly 3 of something useful now I have to do fucking division if I eat 2 or 4
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
me when there's no amount
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
happy birthday!
Dave Bulmer (@demontomatodave.bsky.social) reposted
Posted without comment, but tutted at when I saw it irl
cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted
Morg (@magicalmorg.bsky.social) reposted
We still have a few panels up for grabs at STC:Reillustrated! Some folk had to drop out and returned their panel, so there's some pretty good ones left~ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ag86BHX6Xng_nrWtLrJC9ro4-GxL1S5lsxEeORKQe7k/edit?usp=sharing
Thew Adams (@toygrind.bsky.social) reposted
me logging on to bluesky every day
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
opposes your thumbs
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
okay thank fuck
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
does the "she" in this sentence refer to your wife or the car cause I will judge you very harshly for one of those options
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a true story and you know who you are
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
Girl who has only seen Digital Circus watching her second isekai: "Getting some Digital Circus vibes from this"
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
shoutout patrick spellman I don't know what he did but it's so funny to me seeing a random english name in the credits of every dandadan episode
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like a fruit but if it hated you
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
pajamuel samuel
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
horseshoe theory but it's me getting less cringe as I age until I reach a point where I circle back and become more cringe again
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
with all the art I've been pumping out lately I'm so scared that I'm going to burn myself out completely
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
my dumbass trying to erase what turned out to be a smudge on my monitor
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
She's been depicted as a paladin a couple times which if we are assigning classes I suppose would be what she is canonically but I'mma be real I still don't really "get" paladins
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
but isn't a magically empowered bruiser much more interesting than a straight caster? She's like a spellblade type class. Or she could be if they went that direction with her
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
she can multiclass
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
The Hanged Min Character belongs to @lilmocha.bsky.social who also helped out immensely by making this kickass card frame for me <3
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
I am not currently sleeping
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope I get to tense at some point so I can describe things that will in the future
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
watching toki pona tutorials at 4AM my brain is retaining none of this information mi lape
Pan Trans Big Zam (@skullgrin.bsky.social) reposted
Probably one of the raddest things my brother's ever done: youtube.com/watch?v=9p7l...
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
That depends. How clever are YOU?
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
gadda tell me about a game that doesn't have sonic in it
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
I will never understand why men who aren't getting laid obsess so much over sperm count. Buddy it doesn't matter how many of those you amass they aren't going anywhere
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
I love so much that Barry is just a recurring background extra now. No matter where you go he's just there.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
it's impressive how they managed to suck every ounce of charm out of the original art style. It truly just looks... generic.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Randomly got this song stuck in my head just now for no discernable reason
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
fell in cement mixer full of quicksand
Farmer Gadda (@farmergadda.bsky.social) reposted
"Andrew Hussie's Homestuck animated by Vivziepop's studio" sounds like it was made in a lab to be the most toxic sentence uttered by man
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Also goddamn bluesky and it's goddamn image compression... I'll DM you the original
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
goddamn timezones... didn't see this until I woke up and had to rush a bit lol. Happy birthday!
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
also: the system did NOT break
June (@junipart.bsky.social)
In today's session @sprintingowl.bsky.social accidentally made the exact same character as I did so I had to pivot in real time as I was playing into a completely different personality
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
to elaborate a bit, the series used to be owned by mondo media but recently smallbu (who created it) have gotten the rights to it and I think plan to continue the series? I'm not 100% sure of the details but this is what I've heard
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
from what I understand, yes, that's exactly what happened
John Cullen (@nellucnhoj.bsky.social) reposted
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
No
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
Aye, matey
June (@junipart.bsky.social) reply parent
never apologize, brave heart is a fucking bop