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@juniper92254244.bsky.social

Aging cat lady.

created August 5, 2023

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Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That is just appalling.

3/9/2025, 6:45:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

The appropriate headline is “Trump Illegally Declares Martial Law in Chicago. Governor and Mayor Fight Back.” You guys have become such simps.

3/9/2025, 6:36:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s because they’re useless idiots who suck.

2/9/2025, 3:43:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely voting yes.

1/9/2025, 6:38:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

Also, soap.

1/9/2025, 6:24:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

Protests about inequality and state violence going on in Indonesia.

31/8/2025, 10:01:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

😁😁😁

31/8/2025, 8:27:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. I see so many weird or wrong word choices these days.

31/8/2025, 6:48:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey

31/8/2025, 4:46:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Normalize telling Republicans they stink.

30/8/2025, 4:16:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sunny Marvel (@sunnymarvel.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 3:52:03 PM | 13952 3296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

If you’re a cat lover with a bit of extra cash, c4c does great work!

29/8/2025, 5:25:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Narrator: There were no adults left in the White House.

29/8/2025, 12:21:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That looks really good

29/8/2025, 12:19:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Try a Coffee Crisp - coffee flavored giant kitkat section.

28/8/2025, 10:50:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

So, any moron can be an immigration judge?

28/8/2025, 7:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope these monsters receive all the mercy they were willing to give.

28/8/2025, 5:04:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That could only be true if he were able to read.

28/8/2025, 1:05:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I am familiar with that brain worm. If you want to entertain yourself look up reviews of his company by his employees and their spouses. He is much worse than you think.

28/8/2025, 1:04:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly between the lettuce and the mayo do it couldn’t be easily detected. 😹😹

27/8/2025, 10:06:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Will the trains be running on time?

27/8/2025, 4:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m happy for sandwich guy but it would have been entertaining to hear an officer talk about he was in danger from a sub.

27/8/2025, 4:08:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Hugs

27/8/2025, 3:08:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

Wut

27/8/2025, 5:47:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

He still has a pumpkin head.

27/8/2025, 5:46:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Taub (@jennifertaub.com) reposted

Friends, we are far beyond the buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride quips. We have passed the secure your oxygen mask moment. So, allow me to say it plainly. FUCK YOU, Republicans who won't stop this mad man. You could stop this and have him out of office if you wanted. Impeach, Convict, Remove

26/8/2025, 8:54:16 PM | 1201 331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A K M Adam, aging academic cleric. Keine Faschisten, danke. (@akma.bsky.social) reposted

I got about fifteen emails from Kickstarter yesterday, one for each of Cory Doctorow’s projects I’ve backed. He’s isn't here on Bluesky (yet), so I’m speaking up for his *new* Kickstarter on behalf of the audiobook of his new book, Enshittification. www.kickstarter.com/projects/doc...

26/8/2025, 6:11:21 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

“Legally dubious” = “Flagrantly criminal”

26/8/2025, 1:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alec karakatsanis (@equalityalec.bsky.social) reposted

Today’s Executive Order creating a *nationwide* military “quick reaction force” and setting up an online portal to permit random fascist vigilantes to join soldiers is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in U.S. politics in my adult life. Why is it not getting more attention?

The D.C. Safe and Beautiful Task Force established in Executive Order 14252 of March 27, 2025 (Making the District of Columbia Safe and Beautiful), shall establish an online portal for Americans with law enforcement or other relevant backgrounds and experience to apply to join Federal law enforcement entities to support the policy goals described in Executive Order 14333. Each law enforcement agency that is a member of the D.C. Safe and Beautiful Task Force, as well as other relevant components of the Department of Justice as the Attorney General determines, shall further, subject to the availability of appropriations and applicable law, immediately create and begin training, manning, hiring, and equipping a specialized unit that is dedicated to ensuring public safety and order in the Nation’s capital that can be deployed whenever the circumstances necessitate, and that could be deployed, subject to applicable law, in other cities where public safety and order has been lost. ( (ii) The Secretary of Defense shall immediately begin ensuring that each State’s Army National Guard and Air National Guard are resourced, trained, organized, and available to assist Federal, State, and local law enforcement in quelling civil disturbances and ensuring the public safety and order whenever the circumstances necessitate, as appropriate under law. In coordination with the respective adjutants general, the Secretary of Defense shall designate an appropriate number of each State’s trained National Guard members to be reasonably available for rapid mobilization for such purposes. In addition, the Secretary of Defense shall ensure the availability of a standing National Guard quick reaction force that shall be resourced, trained, and available for rapid nationwide deployment. image
25/8/2025, 11:06:31 PM | 2732 1408 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted

💯

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24/8/2025, 2:43:41 AM | 8502 2758 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

You certainly can’t cause him of being well or widely read.

24/8/2025, 5:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Take care of yourself first. There’s a reason airlines say to put the oxygen mask on yourself before attempting to help anyone else.

24/8/2025, 6:16:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 2:07:43 PM | 4739 1573 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay! Pizza!

23/8/2025, 8:59:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Good episode. Eric Adams and Co. are providing solid entertainment in these difficult times.

23/8/2025, 8:53:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

This is good.

23/8/2025, 4:55:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a bucket list item along with the folk music festivals in Estonia:

22/8/2025, 11:36:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Did anyone actually see Hegseth’s version of pull ups? Had a serious wiggle factor.

22/8/2025, 11:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never met or even come across your account before but please go to the Salzburg music festival and tell everyone about it.

22/8/2025, 11:01:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa (@queerkitty.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Young Wolf!

22/8/2025, 3:18:23 PM | 19 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the things that drove me to deconstruct was the anti intellectualism I encountered. I see now they’ve descended into an inability to read.

22/8/2025, 7:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably an overused point, but there’s a reason for the conversation about language shrinking in 1984.

22/8/2025, 5:26:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Have we reached the show trials portion of the proceedings?

22/8/2025, 3:46:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel A. Horwitz (@danielahorwitz.bsky.social) reposted

GodDAMN

22/8/2025, 2:29:26 AM | 521 126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

It figures Baba Yaga is behind Waffle House.

22/8/2025, 5:57:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

If he does can California finally get a Waffle House?

22/8/2025, 5:55:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Today, I am.

22/8/2025, 5:53:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

It did kind of look like at least on gas a badge but clearly no training or any sense. If I were a real cop I wouldn’t want anything to do with these guys. Easily could have been fakes. Everything is fucked up.

22/8/2025, 4:20:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

I live in California. I WANT A WAFFLE HOUSE. We have nice things. I want one anyway.

21/8/2025, 9:42:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas Lecaque (@tlecaque.bsky.social) reposted

How bad was slavery? Why does Trump ask that question? @henrysnow.bsky.social and I have a piece up in @damemagazine.bsky.social on that issue, out today! www.damemagazine.com/2025/08/21/t...

21/8/2025, 5:52:33 PM | 242 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

This is well done and necessary to the moment.

21/8/2025, 6:04:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

He also forgot to give him a soul.

21/8/2025, 4:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Who let Hegseth out in public looking like that?

21/8/2025, 3:43:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how I feel about in person MCLE.

20/8/2025, 11:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?

20/8/2025, 10:01:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hca...

20/8/2025, 9:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

The appropriate response is, “Is that you, Margaret?”

20/8/2025, 7:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

It is ENTIRELY SIGNIFICANT that the only Texas rep to refuse to sign the “permission slip” is a Black woman.

20/8/2025, 7:11:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pine Tree Activism (@pinetreeactivism.org) reposted

Why is Nicole Collier not trending here? THIS is America, Nicole Collier is America, and what she's having to go through with Texas authoritarians, is NOT America. #RESIST this admin and its P2025 Steering Committee. Are you America? Check @hcrichardson.bsky.social at: bsky.app/profile/hcri...

20/8/2025, 3:04:26 AM | 403 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds great! I love his work.

20/8/2025, 4:45:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Every Democrat who is not actively mean girling every Republican is missing the plot.

20/8/2025, 4:44:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Prior to 2020 it was standard Republican propaganda to tell the faithful to only vote by mail because Democrats tended to vote day of. There are an awful lot of Republicans who are habitually vote-by-mail.

20/8/2025, 4:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Normalize telling them they smell like rotten eggs.

20/8/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. I had to look it up. I thought it was Schmelling but I was wrong.

20/8/2025, 6:14:46 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks an awful lot like Nigel Farage.

20/8/2025, 12:51:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I like this.

19/8/2025, 3:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social) reposted

Racist Texas legislature is holding a Black woman hostage because she won't consent to their plan to gerrymander Black Texans out of representation.

19/8/2025, 4:43:08 AM | 375 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

WTAF? How is this legal? What kind of monsters are running Texas?

19/8/2025, 5:10:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

Damn.

19/8/2025, 2:51:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Valorie Bridges Fant * Author of * Go Back to Your Country * (@vrfant1.bsky.social) reposted

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18/8/2025, 1:25:49 PM | 187 87 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture aliciablackgirl.bsky.social (@aliciablackgirl.bsky.social) reposted

19% increase in the budget deficit in July. Thought we were getting billions and billions from tariffs. Where has the tariff taxes gone?

18/8/2025, 5:30:25 AM | 719 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate AI chatbots but if they were invested with personhood I would represent Grok against that manky cow for free.

18/8/2025, 3:36:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

You beat me to it!

17/8/2025, 5:26:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

😹😹😂😂

15/8/2025, 10:46:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know but I think I’d prefer to point out they stink and they need to go home and bathe before people start to pass out from the smell.

15/8/2025, 8:48:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

And she is snacking!

15/8/2025, 8:45:25 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s going to try to give back Alaska, isn’t he?

15/8/2025, 8:27:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Valorie Bridges Fant * Author of * Go Back to Your Country * (@vrfant1.bsky.social) reposted

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15/8/2025, 6:56:24 PM | 40 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Riparian rights types need flippers.

15/8/2025, 7:27:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

They should be ashamed of themselves. What a bunch of cowardly babies.

15/8/2025, 6:55:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s certainly not fair to Unitarians, Hindus, etc.

15/8/2025, 4:50:08 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

True.

15/8/2025, 5:11:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

🏆 because this will drive Trump bonkers.

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15/8/2025, 3:58:06 AM | 2789 705 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to type out complaints in a DAs office when I was younger. The most embarrassing deadly weapon (alleged) was “. . . A deadly weapon, to wit a teapot.” This is much worse.

15/8/2025, 5:08:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope someone told them they smelled bad.

14/8/2025, 9:31:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 3:58:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social)

Motley Moo

13/8/2025, 10:33:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I’m misremembering. It was North Arabic script.

13/8/2025, 7:36:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

That makes sense. I think she wrote a lot about the development and transmission of Kufic script.

13/8/2025, 7:31:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok. Probably should have actually read the article

13/8/2025, 6:59:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my relatives was a professor/papyrologist in the Oriental Institute from the 1930’s to the 1960s and the first woman in her department. She would be saddened by this awful development.

13/8/2025, 6:55:24 PM | 76 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Em dashes are second only to Oxford commas in my heart.

12/8/2025, 11:10:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

You get a coupon for an additional book next time.

12/8/2025, 10:27:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Being a woman means facing the prospect that someone always wants to look down your pants.

12/8/2025, 10:25:40 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a good episode although it did put me in mind of times I’d been accused of “having a Jezebel spirit.” Evangelicals have their abusive profanity and this is a prime example.

12/8/2025, 5:01:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Sophia Loren?

12/8/2025, 4:50:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

If Hermione Granger was southern and poor.

12/8/2025, 4:48:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Gen X but, yes.

12/8/2025, 4:47:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

I will cry with my brothers and sisters over this but I’m still going to laugh at the Log Cabin Republicans.

12/8/2025, 4:43:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juniper (@juniper92254244.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I wonder about what’s going on at those fancy law firms.

12/8/2025, 4:39:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view