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If you’d brought it in to ours Mouse would’ve barked her head off at him and then licked and played with him to death
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If you’d brought it in to ours Mouse would’ve barked her head off at him and then licked and played with him to death
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Oh what a terrific lad, looks lurchery, it’s the eyes and ears that make them looking so Mousey, so much that it’s what we called ours, her as a pup here
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Twitter blast from the past, who was that vaguely hipsterish welsh lad, think you followed each other @neiltague.bsky.social always going on (ironically) about “loving the ‘diff..” Popped into my head today for no reason whatsoever but can’t remember his name
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Had an appraisal today, long story short….
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Oh they always go for the one that gives them superiority, you should hear the City one they use, like AFTV from Longsight, the bees one they’ve slaughtered before was literally a couple of kids!! Funny though
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everywhere now looking like an NF march from 1977, I’m just glad I don’t have kids to bequeath all this shit to
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I’m afraid I’m incredibly nihilistic these days, spent my teenage years & 20s challenging racism and homophobia and all other awful isms, had thought those battles were done & dusted, but no you have to fight them all over again
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Webby and O’Neill
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That (Man) United podcast that The Square Ball rip the piss out of on propaganda, did match going reds take them seriously, two horrifically deluded, pompous, self important humourless dullards
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I had zero hope personally
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Oh my fucken god!!!
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There is definitely something in that centrist attack line of the left being happier in comfortable opposition, letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. If the left had just a smidgin of the ambition of the right, we’d all be somewhere better
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All the boomers doing another bot thing, same ones that did the swearing one. Jesus Christ lads, where’s your self re-cocking-spect?!
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If he’d have stood aside after decent 2017 election showing, with an invigorated Labour Party membership he’d be a grandee now, and we’d have a proper left leaning party, that was potentially in power by 2019. He’s a mug
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🎶 and yeah I’d love to tell you all my problem You’re not from York City, you’re from Pocklington 🎶
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Let’s keep it Nice and Safe Attitude please
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🎶 he talks about York City cause he’s in Rawcliffe Bar, don’t quite know the distance though it’s not that far 🎶
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Was trying to deceive if it’s ‘Nottsy’ or ‘Forestry’ for bantz last night
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“Loony left Camden council bans ‘ba-baa-black sheep’” was doing the rounds in the 80s Toby Young types have always been with us
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Christ, I’d forgotten about that lunatic Hall
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That Swansea winner last night 🔥 🔥
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If forest fans don’t sing 🎶 our own…. 🎶 for this lad games gone.
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“With offence”
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Once again *spinal tap hotel clerk jpeg*
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Not a master chef watcher
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She’s bonny but a bit too scouse for me tbh
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Must you reveal your peccadillos before dinner
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I’ve only just coughed up for Spotify premium, no way I’m adding owt else for now Yours A Mingebag
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It’s ace for that. Getting rid of black mould from a shower was last one I watched
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Loads of stuff, the odd song, a film clip, videos of places were off on holiday too, I use my kindle fire for a documentary to help me fall asleep sometimes if I’m away, or she’s kicked me out for snoring
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Dreading going back to the head torch
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Nerd
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Facebook page “great to see a but of patriotism and pride” One dissenting comment later…. and the real intent is revealed
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Googled it and apparently “great to see the flags up for support of the women’s world rugby cup”
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I dream of a time when you weren’t subjected to a Monzo advert every time you looked at YouTube
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But now we look like Burnley
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The flag nonsense has now infested BD23
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Lead By Donkeys local that
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Bloody Hell, I’ve accidentally convened a CAMRA meeting
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Been past it loads and I loved the frontage so was keen to go in when I had a chance. Pipe down anyway Amos Brierley
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That’s the one!!
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What was the one on Cheyne Walk (6?) met the landlords daughter on holiday in Ibiza ‘87 and boozed and kipped (not with her) there a few times
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Went in here for a solo pint(s) a couple of months ago, Leeds Brewery one, lovely busy lovely boozer on a Saturday afternoon (non match day)
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I think about this quote about a dozen times a week when working
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Anyone know where sells Carabao? Fancy a big old glug of it today
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Can’t wait to hear big Donny T outline it in detail. Including all the correct terminology
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What on earth is the point of that??!!
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“Wrapped in a wrap”
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You can’t “bosh” on 3, nobody “bosh”es on 3 Andy!!
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Cup kings!!!
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Made this pop into my head, one of the most mental opening scenes I’ve ever seen and his performance is wild!! youtu.be/W8EGCC9NNvo?...
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another in the canon is Echo & Bunnymen one of People Are Strange, somehow even more mysterious and creepy and brilliant than the original even if it’s a pretty much carbon copy of
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Futureheads, a band I’ve zero interest in hearing anything else of, cover of HoL has to be up there as one of the best of all time, normally can’t stand covers of songs where I heard/love the original first.
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FORE!!! quid
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Extremely boring observation Is there any other kind of trailer than an Ifor Williams one? Never known a company with a market so sewn up, possibly also Wrexham Signs
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Chilled out politicians
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Cba to check if this has been posted 10,000 times in the quote RTs
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Is it have a Harold Shipman lookalike in your car.
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Anti Trump Aye, there’s a few, possibly remnants of ‘one nation’ patrician Tory, that all this current nonsense is absolute anathema to them, Peter Oborne another Suspect they feel “all this just isn’t cricket”
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Messaged my mate at work to tell them about the latest celebrity passing and accidentally went with Robert Reform.
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Bloody Hell, you know we’re In bizarro world times, when you hear Max Hastings on Radio 4 P.M and nod along in agreement to every word he’s saying
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Bob thingy from blockbusters played the sax on it
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Exceptionally STAUNCH “don’t care, say I’m at deaths door, will not go inside one of ‘them’!!!”
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Sure he’s a lovely lad irl, could NOT abide whatever his online persona was all about
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Very keen on a certain kind of female comedian isn’t he? That said, so would fucking I be!!!
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Clooney? Debatable on your last point though
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Rhymes with zipper
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Possibly linked, but I remembered that perma online United fan on the other place the other day, blocked him under every incarnation he appeared as
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😂
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Hard agree, so was Redford too though tbf
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The Sunsgonedown kid more like
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Pretend you’re an oldie by using it as a camera, or playing games loudly on public transport with haptics and volume turned RIGHT UP TO THE MAX
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With Redfords passing, all us fellas, or as I like to call us, the lads, move up one place on the handsome chart
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You’re the only one still talking about it yer flamin’ drongo
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Tell him to learn it or LEAF please
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Lay your towel and stuff on the water, problem solved
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Wife’s old man when she was a kid, whenever there was anything vaguely naughty sex wise on the box. used to mutter “hmmmm gum sucking” in very Yorkshireese accent
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Be ace when this bastard rolls a 6 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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🎶 Start your journey Early or maybe later (get your football boots on) Or look for rainbows (the azzuri) 🎶
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Was it good, mentioned it to the missus and she was intrigued
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Pipe down Turning Point UK
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@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social on an old phone with an un updated version of bluesky so can read DMs What on earth were you doing in my ends last week?
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Good this, if you like Stewart Lee and stuff like music and modern history an that
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Not for me, I like chaos, disunity, dystopianism
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Peak “you sir have won the internet” whopper