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Can’t access DMs as I’m a child unfortunately

created November 16, 2024

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If you’d brought it in to ours Mouse would’ve barked her head off at him and then licked and played with him to death

18/9/2025, 8:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh what a terrific lad, looks lurchery, it’s the eyes and ears that make them looking so Mousey, so much that it’s what we called ours, her as a pup here

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18/9/2025, 8:31:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twitter blast from the past, who was that vaguely hipsterish welsh lad, think you followed each other @neiltague.bsky.social always going on (ironically) about “loving the ‘diff..” Popped into my head today for no reason whatsoever but can’t remember his name

18/9/2025, 5:48:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had an appraisal today, long story short….

18/9/2025, 5:43:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/9/2025, 5:41:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh they always go for the one that gives them superiority, you should hear the City one they use, like AFTV from Longsight, the bees one they’ve slaughtered before was literally a couple of kids!! Funny though

18/9/2025, 5:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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everywhere now looking like an NF march from 1977, I’m just glad I don’t have kids to bequeath all this shit to

18/9/2025, 4:42:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m afraid I’m incredibly nihilistic these days, spent my teenage years & 20s challenging racism and homophobia and all other awful isms, had thought those battles were done & dusted, but no you have to fight them all over again

18/9/2025, 4:42:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Webby and O’Neill

18/9/2025, 4:39:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That (Man) United podcast that The Square Ball rip the piss out of on propaganda, did match going reds take them seriously, two horrifically deluded, pompous, self important humourless dullards

18/9/2025, 4:14:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had zero hope personally

18/9/2025, 4:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my fucken god!!!

18/9/2025, 3:44:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is definitely something in that centrist attack line of the left being happier in comfortable opposition, letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. If the left had just a smidgin of the ambition of the right, we’d all be somewhere better

18/9/2025, 3:44:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the boomers doing another bot thing, same ones that did the swearing one. Jesus Christ lads, where’s your self re-cocking-spect?!

18/9/2025, 3:40:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he’d have stood aside after decent 2017 election showing, with an invigorated Labour Party membership he’d be a grandee now, and we’d have a proper left leaning party, that was potentially in power by 2019. He’s a mug

18/9/2025, 3:38:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Splitters!!” #corbyn #sultana

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18/9/2025, 3:28:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 and yeah I’d love to tell you all my problem You’re not from York City, you’re from Pocklington 🎶

18/9/2025, 11:02:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s keep it Nice and Safe Attitude please

18/9/2025, 11:00:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 he talks about York City cause he’s in Rawcliffe Bar, don’t quite know the distance though it’s not that far 🎶

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18/9/2025, 10:58:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/9/2025, 10:26:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was trying to deceive if it’s ‘Nottsy’ or ‘Forestry’ for bantz last night

18/9/2025, 8:38:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Loony left Camden council bans ‘ba-baa-black sheep’” was doing the rounds in the 80s Toby Young types have always been with us

18/9/2025, 8:25:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christ, I’d forgotten about that lunatic Hall

18/9/2025, 8:14:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,552 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

18/9/2025, 7:12:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Swansea winner last night 🔥 🔥

18/9/2025, 5:24:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If forest fans don’t sing 🎶 our own…. 🎶 for this lad games gone.

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17/9/2025, 7:59:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“With offence”

17/9/2025, 7:55:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once again *spinal tap hotel clerk jpeg*

17/9/2025, 6:20:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a master chef watcher

17/9/2025, 6:17:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s bonny but a bit too scouse for me tbh

17/9/2025, 6:13:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must you reveal your peccadillos before dinner

17/9/2025, 6:09:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve only just coughed up for Spotify premium, no way I’m adding owt else for now Yours A Mingebag

17/9/2025, 6:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s ace for that. Getting rid of black mould from a shower was last one I watched

17/9/2025, 6:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loads of stuff, the odd song, a film clip, videos of places were off on holiday too, I use my kindle fire for a documentary to help me fall asleep sometimes if I’m away, or she’s kicked me out for snoring

17/9/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dreading going back to the head torch

17/9/2025, 5:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nerd

17/9/2025, 5:46:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facebook page “great to see a but of patriotism and pride” One dissenting comment later…. and the real intent is revealed

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17/9/2025, 5:34:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Googled it and apparently “great to see the flags up for support of the women’s world rugby cup”

17/9/2025, 5:31:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dream of a time when you weren’t subjected to a Monzo advert every time you looked at YouTube

17/9/2025, 5:12:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But now we look like Burnley

17/9/2025, 5:11:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The flag nonsense has now infested BD23

17/9/2025, 5:10:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lead By Donkeys local that

17/9/2025, 4:05:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 3:09:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bloody Hell, I’ve accidentally convened a CAMRA meeting

17/9/2025, 3:55:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been past it loads and I loved the frontage so was keen to go in when I had a chance. Pipe down anyway Amos Brierley

17/9/2025, 3:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the one!!

17/9/2025, 3:52:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was the one on Cheyne Walk (6?) met the landlords daughter on holiday in Ibiza ‘87 and boozed and kipped (not with her) there a few times

17/9/2025, 2:41:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went in here for a solo pint(s) a couple of months ago, Leeds Brewery one, lovely busy lovely boozer on a Saturday afternoon (non match day)

17/9/2025, 2:40:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tastes like….victory

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17/9/2025, 12:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think about this quote about a dozen times a week when working

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17/9/2025, 12:16:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know where sells Carabao? Fancy a big old glug of it today

17/9/2025, 11:59:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait to hear big Donny T outline it in detail. Including all the correct terminology

17/9/2025, 10:22:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 8:56:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What on earth is the point of that??!!

17/9/2025, 8:53:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 8:39:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, if you swap “girl” for “customer”

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17/9/2025, 8:38:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Wrapped in a wrap”

17/9/2025, 6:50:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t “bosh” on 3, nobody “bosh”es on 3 Andy!!

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17/9/2025, 5:36:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,551 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

17/9/2025, 5:34:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cup kings!!!

16/9/2025, 9:04:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 6:54:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made this pop into my head, one of the most mental opening scenes I’ve ever seen and his performance is wild!! youtu.be/W8EGCC9NNvo?...

16/9/2025, 6:45:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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another in the canon is Echo & Bunnymen one of People Are Strange, somehow even more mysterious and creepy and brilliant than the original even if it’s a pretty much carbon copy of

16/9/2025, 6:35:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Futureheads, a band I’ve zero interest in hearing anything else of, cover of HoL has to be up there as one of the best of all time, normally can’t stand covers of songs where I heard/love the original first.

16/9/2025, 6:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like them

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16/9/2025, 6:17:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FORE!!! quid

16/9/2025, 5:48:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extremely boring observation Is there any other kind of trailer than an Ifor Williams one? Never known a company with a market so sewn up, possibly also Wrexham Signs

16/9/2025, 5:39:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chilled out politicians

16/9/2025, 5:33:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cba to check if this has been posted 10,000 times in the quote RTs

16/9/2025, 5:10:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it have a Harold Shipman lookalike in your car.

16/9/2025, 5:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anti Trump Aye, there’s a few, possibly remnants of ‘one nation’ patrician Tory, that all this current nonsense is absolute anathema to them, Peter Oborne another Suspect they feel “all this just isn’t cricket”

16/9/2025, 4:58:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Messaged my mate at work to tell them about the latest celebrity passing and accidentally went with Robert Reform.

16/9/2025, 1:15:42 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bloody Hell, you know we’re In bizarro world times, when you hear Max Hastings on Radio 4 P.M and nod along in agreement to every word he’s saying

16/9/2025, 4:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 4:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bob thingy from blockbusters played the sax on it

16/9/2025, 4:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 4:40:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exceptionally STAUNCH “don’t care, say I’m at deaths door, will not go inside one of ‘them’!!!”

16/9/2025, 3:39:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure he’s a lovely lad irl, could NOT abide whatever his online persona was all about

16/9/2025, 3:37:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very keen on a certain kind of female comedian isn’t he? That said, so would fucking I be!!!

16/9/2025, 3:36:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clooney? Debatable on your last point though

16/9/2025, 2:34:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rhymes with zipper

16/9/2025, 2:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Possibly linked, but I remembered that perma online United fan on the other place the other day, blocked him under every incarnation he appeared as

16/9/2025, 1:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

16/9/2025, 12:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard agree, so was Redford too though tbf

16/9/2025, 12:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Sunsgonedown kid more like

16/9/2025, 12:48:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretend you’re an oldie by using it as a camera, or playing games loudly on public transport with haptics and volume turned RIGHT UP TO THE MAX

16/9/2025, 12:47:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With Redfords passing, all us fellas, or as I like to call us, the lads, move up one place on the handsome chart

16/9/2025, 12:45:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re the only one still talking about it yer flamin’ drongo

16/9/2025, 10:46:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell him to learn it or LEAF please

16/9/2025, 10:38:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 9:27:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lay your towel and stuff on the water, problem solved

16/9/2025, 8:32:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wife’s old man when she was a kid, whenever there was anything vaguely naughty sex wise on the box. used to mutter “hmmmm gum sucking” in very Yorkshireese accent

16/9/2025, 8:12:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be ace when this bastard rolls a 6 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

16/9/2025, 8:08:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 Start your journey Early or maybe later (get your football boots on) Or look for rainbows (the azzuri) 🎶

16/9/2025, 7:59:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it good, mentioned it to the missus and she was intrigued

16/9/2025, 6:51:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pipe down Turning Point UK

16/9/2025, 6:46:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social on an old phone with an un updated version of bluesky so can read DMs What on earth were you doing in my ends last week?

16/9/2025, 6:43:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good this, if you like Stewart Lee and stuff like music and modern history an that

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16/9/2025, 6:42:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not for me, I like chaos, disunity, dystopianism

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Peak “you sir have won the internet” whopper

16/9/2025, 5:44:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view