If the “Ryan Day’s brother’s PI firm” turns out to not only be real, but also responsible for falsifying evidence given to the NCAA, I swear to god… lmao
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If the “Ryan Day’s brother’s PI firm” turns out to not only be real, but also responsible for falsifying evidence given to the NCAA, I swear to god… lmao
1-0. On to Norman. #GoBlue 〽️
I agree, totally not a Targeting against Barham
It that was a conference game, on the road, late in the season, I’m PISSED about that interception. Just knock it down and get the turnover on downs in their half. Week 1 at home in non-conference? Get your stats rolling, kid. #GoBlue 〽️
They needed a bogus targeting call, an incomplete pass not reviewed, and a boneheaded DPI in the end zone to get that TD. I’m willing to cut the defense a bit of slack and chalk it up to being kids and Week 1. #GoBlue
AND THEN NOT REVIEWING A “VERY OBVIOUS INCOMPLETE CATCH” LMAOOOO they’re making it obvious from Week 1, got it
LMAO the fact they go back and call that Targeting after everyone in the broadcast confirms that it shouldn’t be Targeting. NCAA still mad at us. Simply lovely. #GoBlue
We have Diego Rossi, Daniel Gazdag, and Wessam Abou Ali. Why tf am I relieved with a 0-0 draw?? #Crew96 #TheGoalsWillCome2
If they come out and say “the bounce was intentional to cause confusion”, I’d believe them. It looked like it was a perfect bounce to him and a great throw and catch. Game recognizes game 🤷🏼♂️
OSU winning means campus is alive and rocking all night long. I ain’t that mad.
I’m not even mad about that TD in general. That was a slick ass play. #GoBlue 〽️
Heard someone equate NIL in college football/sports in general to when the FA legalized professionalization of clubs in 1885 and I can’t stop thinking about it
This is the Schulte we got used to watching last year, he just should not be under fire like that right now ffs #Crew96
At least this time it’s at Metros in NJ so it sounds natural
QB1 throwing a block, Justice Haynes doing a Wilson Hurdle into the end zone, there’s something with this team. #GoBlue 〽️
Astro memes are back
#UTFT
“Their (Leeds) 2-0 opening win over Everton looking more and more of a fluke as both clubs have shown as of late.” Is.. is the media giving us credit even with a bad loss? #EFC #UTFT
Full respect to students that do that, I did that at Michigan with my OSU ticket in 2013. You can pay off a lot more than just your season ticket if you play your cards right too lol
That’s the best part about Big Ten football. Week 1? Like standing in a Bain Marie. Week 5? Six layers and a campfire in the parking lot. No real point of delineation therein.
Just watched the ManU/Burnley extended highlights, and if it wasn’t already obvious that PGMOL are in the Big 6’s pockets, idk what else is gonna convince you. Cant have a Big Boy do anything but win at home after that Cup exit.
“His honesty cost him a penalty, standing up there” being the advice on commentary is HILARIOUS. Barely a touch, player stumbles and gets up, commentator suggests he should have “stayed down” (simulated an injury) to get a penalty, and we wonder why some people make fun of flopping in soccer lmao.
We’re playing football. Like actually a game of football where all the players are.. playing the game. Blues, hold me, I’m scared, idk what to do now #EFC #COYB
That KDH goal looked like when you turn shot speed and accuracy to 99 in FIFA, that was MAGNETIC to the top corner, holy shit #EFC #UTFT
I AM IN LOVE I CANT DENY, OUR NUMBER 10 HIS NAME IS ILIMAN NDIAYE 💙💙💙💙 #EFC #COYB
BETOOOOOOO YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN 💙💙💙
Seeing campus full of kids partying and having fun again fills this place with so much energy man. Would probably pin some of my depression around how absolutely dead campus is during the summer. Calm, yes. But I guess I need people around even if I don’t interact with them. Gross
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
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To be punished by the team for doing exactly what the team told us we were allowed to do is the most Jimmy Haslam/Don Garber-ass bullshit I’ve seen since our fairgrounds stadium inside the city “wasn’t good enough” while 2 teams simultaneous built their stadia on… their fairgrounds outside the city.
One Crew fan was ejected, and others say there were threats of one-year stadium bans, for bringing Palestinian flags to a game. They defied an MLS policy, but the Crew had misstated that policy... and fans in other cities think the policy is something different. Inside the tension:
A “moratorium on national flags related to the conflict in the Middle East” doesn’t stop Philly from (justifiably) flying an Israeli flag for their Israeli player. Doesn’t stop Charlotte from (justifiably) flying an Israeli flag for their Israeli players. Wonder what the moratorium is stopping.
The Crew admits that they lied to their fans.
GRIMSBYYYYYYY!!!!!
GOALIE PENS IN GIMSBY!
I was today years old when I learned Carabao is a beer, not an energy drink. I legitimately thought it was one of those gross, concentrated guarana energy drinks from SE Asia this ENTIRE time. There’s no help for me.
I don’t know who I have to “talk to” to make it happen, but can we PLEASE stop making “Jeopardy!” the default learning game to play in education settings? For the love of god, just TEACH ME THE FUCKING MATERIAL. I DONT WANNA PLAY A GAME SHOW.
“Become a housing counselor” they said. “It’ll be fun” they said “You’ll get to use logic and help people out” they said I think my brain has sublimated, it’s not even soup anymore.
There is a Boomer on my morning walk that is trying to rent a house (off-campus housing) it’s 1965. No sign, no email, no text, no phone calls. He sits on the stoop with a stack of papers and pens. And wonders why his is the one only not rented yet. Must be what I’ll be like for not using AI.
Almost every single person in that arena has watched Will grow up from fighting in dingy gyms to main eventing a sold out O2. That must be some crazy feeling. #AEWForbiddenDoor
Any time I get to watch Hechicero wrestle, I’m happy. #AEWForbiddenDoor
Beautiful start at a beautiful stadium. And that Grealish kid is pretty good at football ain’t he? #EFC
Don’t worry, if you listened to the NBC commentators in the US, you’d assume it was cut and dry and not an argument. So far you can’t have your arms pinned to your side OR blocking your face, new rules every week.
Ball don’t lie 🤷🏼♂️ #EFC
If you know your history.. #EFC
Friendly reminder: If buying isn’t owning, and paying full price for a service doesn’t get you access to the full service, then piracy isn’t theft. Fuck you, NBC-Universal.
The last men’s player to score at Goodison is the first one to score at the Docks. What poetry. #EFC #COYB 💙💙
And yeah, we deserve to boo that performance, and the performance we’ve seen the past few matches. Do better. #Crew96
Watching almost the exact same team that won MLS Cup, made Champions League finals, and won Leagues Cup absolutely shit the bed like this is just.. disappointing and concerning, honestly. #Crew96
Why is this ref LITERALLY standing directly in the spot our CAM is trying to occupy bro. Wtf is up with this guy, who is he???? #Crew96
I can’t wait to go to bed depressed, and then wake up to be even more depressed. Football season is well and truly back. #Crew96 #COYB
I’ll preface this by saying we are losing this game on merit, no doubt. But holy FUCK could this ref be any more obvious?? #Crew96
ABOU ALIIIIII 💛🖤💛🖤💛
Eye bleach for… whatever that first half was. #Crew96
lol. lmao, even. #Crew96
Fuuuuuuuuuck, not Ibra. Not like this. #Crew96
Tonight’s #Crew96 tifo
Until the next one at least
Another TIFO picture #crew96
Bravo #tifosweat! #crew96
Omg the retro vibes from this kit matchup are absolutely ✨immaculate✨ #Crew96
Heard some dude say “If we invite white people to the cookout, is the equivalent them inviting us to brunch?” and I think about that quite often.
Ask Rachel Daly what she thinks about you “losing millions of dollars”. Idgaf if you lose a billion dollars, A PLAYER’S LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE’S BANK ACCOUNT. PERIOD.
“Our TV deal is more important than your health or safety.” This is the exact mindset for all leagues, they care more about the money than the players. But when MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL/MLS fight back, they get discussions and concessions. When NWSL/PWHL/WNBA players try, they get scolded. Wonder why?
Oh so this is gonna be a regular, “every day after work” feeling from now on? Great, awesome, cool, LOVE THAT FOR ME.
A country where the fine is contingent on how much you’re worth? Novel idea. “But their wealth is usually tied up in assets, they don’t have a lot of liquid capital to pay large fines!” If I am expected to sell blood plasma to pay rent, rich fucks can sell some stock options. FAFO.
Please tell me how I have spent 25+ hours over the last 3 days studying everything from fair housing law to mortgage regulations to credit reporting acts.. and the second I stop to unwind for the day, I feel guilty and ashamed for not working.
First time this week my mail was ACTUALLY delivered. And it was only one envelope that was supposed to be here Monday. The mail system is actually just dead now.
One good thing about students being back in the neighborhood, is that there are a lot more electric scooters available for rent around my apartment now.
My favorite feature about USPS’s Informed Delivery and Delivery Confirmation services is that neither of them actually fucking work at all.
“How is everyone? No nightmares about HUD, I hope? Okay we’re gonna keep going to Module 2.1 today, go study that and I’ll see you guys at 12:30p to touch base before lunch.” Is this what it feels like to be treated like an adult?
This better not be lying to me…
Winston’s new superpower is knowing where my keys are at any given point. Or rather, where they aren’t. As if they are not on the shelf under the light next to his harness, then I am “going somewhere” any time I stand up. Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?
Mitchell Tinsley 👀👀 #WhoDey
Thought this job was a call center rep position. Just casually found out it’s basically a T3 position and I only interact with people after 2 other departments have set them up. I just monitor and advise. Oops, I accidentally became important.
Remote work is so weird. Like you just give me 3-4 hour blocks to “do my work”? No specific, micro-managing instructions or constant surveillance to make sure I’m working every single second? Why if I need to go to the bathroom? Or refill my water? You’re just gonna let me do that on my own? Whoa.
ROSSI 🦖🦖🦖 #Crew96
A student was moving in during our walk, and Winston had an infatuation for a Toad plushie in one of her baskets. She let him have it because “I was going to donate it or throw it out anyway”. He hasn’t stopped carrying it around all day. I hope she knows how happy she made him 🥹🥹
Funny how you only see “antagonising fans/supporters” as a reason for a yellow card at The Den. Forgot a group that love to act hard, they get their precious fee-fees protected by the refs pretty often.
2 UP TO THE GOOD GUYS UP THE BORO ❤️❤️
COME ON BORO!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I get to wake up tomorrow, make coffee, and watch Premier League football. It’s almost autumn…
Ohio State Reddit has been frothing at the mouth about “the hammer” coming down on Michigan. Then it happens and.. I think they’re taking it well
“It may be true, but wildly unfair” to report that they refused to answer a direct yes or no question when asked 4 times. Trump Administration in a nutshell.
Got called out by the IT guy at work during tech setup this morning when playfully made fun of my gamer chair. Anyway we swapped trade secrets about the best herbs to run in OSRS so I think I have my first work friend.
I love a good summer shower or pop-up thunderstorm, but I cannot WAIT for that first good autumn harbinger storm. The one where it’s goes from low 80s/high 70s straight into the 50s overnight, and it never gets above 70 for months. I cannot wait…
The logic-abiding atheist would have stood fast. The ADHD child that likes collecting random trinkets would have been upset I didn’t lie. I want the tiny lil man statue.
Nothing makes me want to be the best at something more than someone not believing me and casting me aside. Spite may not be the most healthy motivator, but holy fuck is it my most powerful one.
Only on reddit can you say “I don’t think a season ticket holder for a team should be a referee for that team’s games” and get downvoted to oblivion.
One “benefit” of having extreme anxiety is that sometimes you schedule everything at the beginning of the day and incentivize “getting everything done” so you can have fun. Then your anxiety makes you finish your chores by noon.
Sheffield United vs Bristol City looks like a full fledged MLS match rn, and I will not be expanding on that. This is amazing.
Can someone tell the color commentator of the #Crew96 that it’s a referee decision, he doesn’t need to inflect every single word like it is the 97th minute of the World Cup final?
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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There’s gotta be SOMETHING in my apartment, because I had a great day hanging out with my mom and brother, and the second I get home to sit at my desk, I get overcome with an overwhelming sense of anxiety, dread, and shame. I think my apartment is a depression pool.
The amount of actual fully grown adults that would fail the Sally-Ann Test is way too fucking high, holy shit
One problem with coming out of a place of months-long food insecurity is that when you DO finally get food, you forget to do stuff like take it out of the freezer to thaw the night before. Damn it.
Got temp banned from r/SquaredCircle because I… hyperlinked multiple articles to prove someone wrong. Oopsie, hurt a Reddit mod’s feelings again.
Friendly reminder that the Secretary of Health and Human Services of the United States claims that he has worms in his brain from eating raw horse meat, and he’s “healthier for it”. But nah our society isn’t cooked at all.
My favorite part about being old is that I have been halfway out of commission since like 2pm today. Because I threw out my back carrying groceries up my stairs. And I don't have any ibuprofen. Simply lovely.
Wait. Cincy fans took that “we’re top of the MLS Conference” Reddit post seriously? That’s absolutely fucking adorable. #Crew96