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Department of Pac-Man because he eats the ghosts and we don’t like the ghosts, do we
Department of War Department of Money Department of Plants Department of Cars Department of Electricity Department of Shopping Department of the Inside Department of OBJECTION
FBI DIRECTOR: mr trump, the bureau needs your help. see, there's this prolific child rapist and human trafficker who we wanna take down and then pull some strings for in order to ensure he receives the lightest possible punishment TRUMP: i had no idea jeff was doing that stuff. you said jeff right
Not up on YouTube yet, but I'm sure I'll be able to find it later
Incredible
Holy shit what is this?
Well Adam Smith would be disappointed but I’m happy that you didn’t have to do that
Can you replace it with one that requires a subscription? Please, our children are starving
::gasps:: but… but… capitalism!
Everyone too busy arriving on time and intact to think about it
oh yeah, well, can ai hallucinate *this* [drops keys and accidentally kicks them into a subway grate]
Subtweet is too fixed in the language now, it applies to real life behavior too so it escapes the name change (at least, that's how I've felt about it)
I like that, yes
I just unlocked dams and was about to experiment with them but then the dog started getting riled about going out so that was the end of that session. Mañana, I’m beavering this shit
Haven’t come up with one yet so all of my saves are called “fucked up the roads a bit” or “worst place for a campus” instead of “Amazmia #7” like my last city. It’ll probably end up being something like Gridville because I just can’t break the habit of straight roads and full zones
Played Cities: Skylines for four hours tonight and honestly I don’t know why I bother doing anything else. All my cares, gone, as I build my fourth waste pump station of the night
I also have the soup hose if it doesn’t work out
Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
::aims dinner gun at your face:: get ready, I’ve only got one shot at this
Condolences to the mirror he practiced this in front of for several weeks
Hope your day improves, don't open the fortune cookie because it might make things worse
In the book I’m currently querying, my two main characters have a brief conversation, mostly unconnected to the main plot, about how Gladwell is a POS, and even when I was writing it I had no idea why I was adding it (and retaining it during edits). Guess the vibes are that strong. Fuck him forever.
How soon we forget Mark Brendanawicz
I didn't hear the rest of the scene because I was still laughing at this exact line. Incredible
I loved it but more power to you, I respect the truth you are living
cursed timeline
Legit shocked face out here
What the fuck is this beef jerky doing in the US??!?!
Octoeye is the MVP, I love it and want to vomit every time I see it, gotta love something that confuses me so much. I’m in for the whole thing too but I totally agree, 😬
Hah! I feel this same thing. I actually said, “oh god, it’s Alien: Earth Night” when it showed up on my Hulu homepage
Of course this isn’t going to stop me watching, but I’m still going to feel like I’m itching throughout, and not because of the creepy monsters
It aggravates me so much because I almost like it but then every five minutes something will happen that drives me up the wall
Genuine lol
He’s done a John-Travolta-in-Phenomenon and he now has telekinesis
Nooooooo! RIP Graham Greene 😢 www.tmz.com/2025/09/01/d...
Fireworks just went off and I rushed here to see if it had happened. Totally forgot it’s a holiday in America so everyone is going to be doing this all night
On brand
On the evening of 30 August 2025, Mayor Giuliani noticed a speck of paint on the front of his trousers [continues for several pages] pants around his ankles, at which point a car ploughed into the back of the vehicle, injuring him and his unexpected nude visitors.
(and I say that as a huge De Palma fan)
Scarface is a real mess, if you know the quotes you don't need the movie
Close second to this in the movie: I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
Quorra cameo or GTFO
Egg on my face after seeing the video of the president talking about today’s news events while doing a turtle freeze
Was this a Cyndi Lauper concert or Avengers: Endgame
I think just that he’s like, you know, v handsome
Now dealing with sudden onset hunger
Redshirts usually die on away missions, while Pinkshirts always find the best parties
The purest British experience possible
Skin stretched over a motorized armature and then they inject it with pâté to bulk it up
Literally true! I need to sleeeeeep
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Millions of minds all pointing their thoughts in the same direction like electrons aligned in magnets
opening and closing and opening social media like a maddened orca slamming myself against the walls of the pool
That song from the Coca Cola ad that goes “holidays are coming, holidays are coming” but with amended lyrics
Jim has stipulated he will be buried in Cam’s yard, he’s not going to be able to avoid it
The latter 😬
Hell yeah
a lot of wishcasting tonight on the skyline why don't we try a collective luck magic experiment? everybody watch Iannucci's THE DEATH OF STALIN. All together now.
Oh the amount of times we’ve had to search for things on Netflix or Hulu that we’ve literally watched earlier that day, these things are terrible in general but yeah, the Apple page is particularly awful
Weird, I see more of it on my home screen than Foundation, which I assume cost hundreds of millions more to produce
Nobel Prize Committee, it’s now or never!
Challenge accepted!
::stands poised with party popper, trying to hold it together::
Hey get this funny fella back on Fallon
Trying to think of anything about the publishing industry that’s accurate but there’s nothing, really. Maybe Can You Forgive Me?
::realisation comes crashing into my brain at light speed:: holy shit I'm smarter than him. I've had imposter syndrome all my life but I'm so much smarter. Like, can he be trusted around machinery? Are there fork-guards on all of the outlets in his house? Jesus Christ I'm such a dummy and yet
Can’t believe these bastards are even coming for our mitochondria
yeah
![Handwritten note I'm convinced that if the world survives these dangerous times it will be tens of millions of small things that do it. Keep on! old Pete [sketch of a banjo] Pete Seeger](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m5nviebtkhhbur3fsfdznxue/bafkreihgy6kd4kbhssjdtcerui2ozxr3cvv2udy4nqvunzo2el2akg7yr4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Curse my ability to read the headline and see the image and then leap straight to an understanding of what is being blurred out 😩😩😩😩
Unlike his movies
On the other hand… www.imdb.com/title/tt0182...
Modiphius, an RPG company in the UK, just announced they've stopped doing this because it costs an extra $80 to ship to the US now that the de minimus exemptions for single items has ended
This was not our choice but we understand why the choice was made. We aren't mad at Ysbryd but at the situation. Dropping the GTA of indie games with 2 weeks notice makes everyone freak out. Ysbryd is being a good partner and paying for the delay. We're sorry this is happening.
Everyone talking about how Newsom is meeting the moment should remember that if his poll numbers don’t tick up fast enough he’ll be out on the streets by EOD with a flak jacket, red hat and bazooka, just firing rockets into crowds of protesters
One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity
We can hack this motherfucker's bank accounts because his password is almost certainly "actuallythecorrecttermisephebophile"
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
Okay, that location is a CHOICE
Frankly, I don't what possessed me, but I decided to recreate 1970s cinema intermission screens as vector graphics with the rule that everything had to be 100% vector. No raster graphics, no photographs, no post-vector treatments. 1/2 #graphics #vectorgraphics #cinema #1970s #illustration
glenn beCk for some reason
(guy who got rich selling booze to minors and a fake website to yahoo) is not it quite smart to have indeed such support for political and election, or is it so revolting forthwith to do as such for eons and it have vote.. for purity test? compliment trump?? JAKE TAPPER: profound words
Honestly I don’t want to vote for anyone that’s not like this 24/7
Holy shit, it’s human meat?!
::Dr. Steve Brule voice:: Mungus Ringus
I’ve seen so many of these today and every one of them is still rocking the numbers at the end of the name followed by .bsky.social. Sus af
Oh so just because I use this space to sell potions and one broken shield, that makes me an NPC
Lawyers for Good Government launched a new resource hub on Tuesday tracking changes in state policies around access to gender-affirming care and constitutional protections in all 50 states and six territories.
Hope you have a German follower who can take Berlin
Gavin Newsom is a demon. Truly. Just a vile excuse for a human being,
protesting the Cracker Barrel logo change by crying in the army surplus store run by Frederic Forrest in Falling Down
Has no one seen that Adam Sandler movie about the magic remote control whose name escapes me right now? Not Little Nicky. I think Christopher Walken is in it?
followed by ZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZ
::Colin_Farrell_burying_himself_in_The_Lobster.gif::
If someone said to me, "I hope it's today!" I would understand immediately. tbh "I hope today is a good day" would make my ears prick up
I'll paypal you 10 bucks if you drop an upper decker in the Tesla Diner toilets
My immediate thought when I saw this meme earlier today
Nothing more disruptive to my psyche than this, please God let them ever ignore me
