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Kaye Elling

@k000.bsky.social

Short, round, tattooed, middle-aged academic with a game dev past. TTRPGs, art, sketching, movies, minis, dogs, tattoos, metal, lefty politics, snark and memes. Goth adjacent but #NotaGoth. Probably neurospicy. She/her.

created August 13, 2023

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Profile picture Viscount Jonkeer (@viscountjonkeer.bsky.social) reposted

Missed an update on the last game but tonight the PCs escaped from golem doggies and golem warriors with Temu flamethrowers whilst kidnapping one of the local Belles. With @andyhemming.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @k000.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @edoffannyside.bsky.social

4/9/2025, 11:21:29 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture In Otter News (@in-otter-news.bsky.social) reposted

It's a tenuous link, but still….

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4/9/2025, 9:11:19 PM | 541 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

ooh, share them! I too want to plan vicariously!

4/9/2025, 8:21:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holundra 🐌 (@holundra.bsky.social) reposted

🌹🌹🌹 #bloomscrolling #flowers #flowerreport

Mehrere zartrosa Rosenblüten
4/9/2025, 7:37:45 PM | 26 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Topped out at 70 films today. Have all of next week to do more, in between clearing duty. Leeloo Dallas Multitask!

4/9/2025, 4:07:03 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I've only ever done this for two different festivals and it seems to be the norm. A lot of the submissions are college ones encouraged by lecturers, so quality does vary significantly.

4/9/2025, 4:04:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Some brilliant animation in that.

4/9/2025, 4:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Anywhere from 30seconds to 10 mins. Started off with the longest, with periodic jaunts to the shortest as a palette cleanser. It's the middle 5-6 minuters that will be the hardest.

4/9/2025, 4:02:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, adorable AF.

4/9/2025, 4:01:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Click link for lil direwolf pups!

4/9/2025, 11:22:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I start off by watching at 2x speed. But yeah same. Thankfully they're animations so all are under 10 mins, some as short as 30s. Taking a break because my brain hurts.

4/9/2025, 11:21:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Today I am helping to preview submissions for a film festival. 40 short films down, 810 to go. Yes, you read that right.

4/9/2025, 11:09:49 AM | 55 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

FFS, she's a piece of work isn't she? Sending hugs.

4/9/2025, 9:28:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Early autumn walks are the best.

4/9/2025, 8:19:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

A sound rule!

3/9/2025, 4:08:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Waaaaaagh never changes...

3/9/2025, 4:06:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Bithell (@mikebithell.bsky.social) reposted

Absolutely awesome way to get your game out on all platforms

3/9/2025, 11:48:51 AM | 42 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. Again, I would not like to know more.

3/9/2025, 12:48:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Tempting!

3/9/2025, 12:48:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Great idea!

3/9/2025, 11:57:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Might have found the one! Firefly's Independents have a flag! And it would look great in bunting form. insignias.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ind...

3/9/2025, 10:28:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Again, a bit fash. ;)

3/9/2025, 10:25:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Still too real 😅

3/9/2025, 10:21:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Olivia, after retirement? @fenrisgames.com @thermalsatsuma.bsky.social @hastati100.bsky.social @perbroden.bsky.social @dozy139.bsky.social

A post on X by @missuceda Sophia Uceda shows a photo of a brown hen on the ground, next to farming equipment. She is puffed up into a full spherical shape. Next to it is an illustration of the same chicken, just as round as the real thing. The caption reads
3/9/2025, 10:20:22 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

One of my FB friends is putting up a United Federation of Planets flag in an effort to rankle their nationalist neighbours. This makes me also want to put up some kind of geek bunting in solidarity. Had considered Klingon Empire but I reckon it looks a bit too fash for people to get it. Any ideas?

3/9/2025, 10:06:57 AM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

See? it is possible to have AI for good, but nobody wants to do this.

3/9/2025, 10:02:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 9:54:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow.

3/9/2025, 9:35:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially considering gangs are more likely to wear face coverings.

3/9/2025, 9:27:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a bagel this morning. Breakfast of champions. Although I have discovered that the Illy decaf I bought still gives me caffeine jitters despite being decaf. How's your greasy rocket fuel blend? :)

3/9/2025, 9:19:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

That is obviously different.

3/9/2025, 9:16:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not like to know more.

3/9/2025, 9:16:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

See that there is pretty and rural. This particular snicket has a resident homeless guy, is frequently full of broken glass, and smells of wee.

3/9/2025, 9:15:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought that almost all Aslan warriors were female. That means the fierce lady on the cover has a lovely van Dyke facial hair ensemble. So...is that a faux pas or a knowing pun?

3/9/2025, 9:14:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

It's weird isn't it? I still have to check this myself on occasion. The good news is you control your own gruel intake, so never have to ask anyone meekly for some more.

3/9/2025, 9:11:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, if you see someone shoplifting food or essentials: No you didn't.

3/9/2025, 9:02:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I only recently found out that the definition of snicket is distinct from ginnel or tenfoot: A snicket has to be between gardens.

3/9/2025, 8:59:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

*sigh* always check new follower accounts if you can. Especially who they follow. For me their follows seem to be: Sarah Bev Holly Tamsin Jane Zoe BustyTitsMcGeeSexWhatever

3/9/2025, 8:50:53 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, that was a massive deal at the time.

3/9/2025, 8:46:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute genius.

3/9/2025, 8:36:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

In Bradford sleet, too. Proper nesh sleet.

3/9/2025, 8:22:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

It's very autumnal out there today. In fairness it was pretty autumnal on Monday when I took this pic of the dog snuffling for fallen conkers.

Dash the elderly border collie checks out a fallen conker from a very autumnal horse chestnut tree overhanging a snicket in Middlesbrough. There is an old red brick wall on one side and railings and gardens on the other. The sky is blue and the leaves are turning yellow. Taken September 1st 2025.
3/9/2025, 8:21:30 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn't an option, it just undid itself. XD

3/9/2025, 8:16:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

So did we. It was a pit of utter awfulness.

3/9/2025, 8:15:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus wept, people are so short sighted.

3/9/2025, 8:13:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

True love and a cake? Doubly blessed! ❤️

3/9/2025, 8:12:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

At Blitz Games we used to have an Angry Lunch Club, where we'd occasionally go for a proper sit down lunch somewhere and bitch about things that made us angry 😆

3/9/2025, 8:11:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Blessed are the photons, for they are the light of the world.

3/9/2025, 8:05:19 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

When I first quit smoking, I used to occasionally go for "a stand" with some of the smokers at work because I missed the camaraderie and valued the break away from the screen.

3/9/2025, 8:04:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

20 minutes of windows updates in my office later...

A photo of my computer screen saying
3/9/2025, 7:17:31 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

Anna Pavlova’s International Passport, 1914-1925

This is the international passport belonging to the most famous prima ballerina of the 20th Century, Anna Pavlova (1881-1931), principal artist of the Imperial Russian Ballet and the Ballets Russes. It was issued on June 12, 1914 by the St. Petersburg Prefect of the Imperial Russian government, listing Pavlova as artist of the Imperial Ballet, and continues with entries dated all the way through 1925, including during the provisional government and Soviet period.
2/9/2025, 7:20:19 PM | 52 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:22:46 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I was a memebr of the Green party for a while but let that lapse. These days I'm so disillusioned with it all, I feel our only chance is a massive alliance of the Left, and that will never happen because we're too busy infighting.

2/9/2025, 7:19:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent news!

2/9/2025, 3:48:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor baby! Border collies know how to lay it on thick though. Like the dog equivalent of man flu. Our Dash is either completely unbothered or a total drama queen, with little in between. Hope Parish feels better soon.x

2/9/2025, 3:09:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Just once, I'd really like Labour to pander to the Left.

2/9/2025, 2:27:48 PM | 42 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 (@davidcavlovic.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 2:20:13 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Krinkle Cut Dill Pickle? I love him in Sherlock.

2/9/2025, 1:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

The short focal length of this shot made it look like another mini paint pic in my feed. And I was about to go nuts at how insanely realistic it was, LOL! Note to self: wear the specs.

2/9/2025, 1:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

He's gorgeous in every way.

2/9/2025, 1:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mathilda Crackingrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ (@meladyfreshness.bsky.social) reposted

If you don’t love the Pre-Raphaelite beauty and fall-over hilariousness of ABK we can’t be friends

2/9/2025, 12:55:17 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Hence the St George's flag and not the Union flag, which has tricksy diagonals and everything. I'm open to the tesseract idea. Or maybe a fractal? Not the classic Mandelbrot though, as that would too easily become c*ck & b*lls.

2/9/2025, 9:24:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Just 5 more weeks of module content to write. I can do this!

2/9/2025, 9:22:18 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet again: The entire course of a nation's history was forever changed by one fucking bacon sandwich.

2/9/2025, 9:18:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

The "bleh" from the Skyrim draugr is so iconic in our house, it gets said whenever there's a skeleton or zombie on the telly. Or whenever anyone mentions Mary Berry (who has honorary draugr status).

2/9/2025, 9:16:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Galaxy brain move!

2/9/2025, 9:10:40 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Cullen (@nellucnhoj.bsky.social) reposted

We are only a month away, so remember: dont

1/9/2025, 8:26:01 AM | 831 289 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean they actually go "bleh"???

2/9/2025, 8:03:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie 🏆 Aug 2018 COTM (@cbvt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Anubis go on the podcast

Yo whaddup it's ya boy anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video. Now as you can see, this one is a little heavier than a feather which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

Nina Simone - Black Gold Luigi Di Giammarino.

detailed painting of a woman at a piano,she is wearing a large headress and patternes swirl and warp around her,
2/9/2025, 6:59:43 AM | 87 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

About the correct size. (The drinking horn) And the man, come to think of it. 👍

1/9/2025, 6:40:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@spookshow71.bsky.social) reposted

the call of the old gods #digitalart #fantasy #rpg #d&d

Theee figures stand before a shallow body of water. Ahead, in the mist and trees, the shadow form of some huge titanic being
1/9/2025, 2:43:47 PM | 175 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

😙👌

1/9/2025, 5:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted

Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande. Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.

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Is it the friends we made along the way?

1/9/2025, 4:35:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Tossed the bag, washed everything else.

1/9/2025, 4:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

We once had a "disappearing mouse" in the kitchen at our first house. J had chased it across the counter and it somehow just...vanished. Several years later we were moving out and it turns out he'd crushed it behind the granite pestle and mortar. All that was left was a 5mm thin mummy. 😅

1/9/2025, 3:21:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 負け組の👻 (@brucef0rte.io) reposted

For sale: baby clothes. Never worn. (nudist baby)

1/9/2025, 12:46:52 PM | 30 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

One done by a dude and his washing machine might be up there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZT...

1/9/2025, 12:29:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL

1/9/2025, 12:28:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, here's a great one. But I will dedicate 20% of my lunchbreak to finding a bad one, I promise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=564u...

1/9/2025, 12:25:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got a great one of Back in Black by WarlockPinchers if that helps? (it is undeniably bad, but I still like it). www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fwm...

1/9/2025, 12:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Play whatever instrument you have to hand, I say. Good man, that rat!

1/9/2025, 12:20:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

This is my flirting style.

1/9/2025, 11:57:26 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel I need this kind of port sipper though:

1/9/2025, 11:55:19 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:53:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, same with my dad last November. Was in cold storage for a month before cremation :(

1/9/2025, 11:02:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:01:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Hah, brilliant!

1/9/2025, 10:58:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

I like to verbally coach them using my teacher's voice. works every time, presumably because even bumblebees don't like teacher voice.

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Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

...and then run them up the flagpole?

1/9/2025, 9:23:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% this. (I'm over 50 and can confirm)

1/9/2025, 9:21:55 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Was that in a single bite? Or did you get started, have a few bites and then decide that half a balm was enough?

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1/9/2025, 9:19:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

So am I. 🤮

1/9/2025, 9:17:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

And on further inspection: - half a bar of soap - a lip balm 😬

1/9/2025, 8:14:54 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent

Gaaaahh! I'm not afraid of mice really, they're so damn cute. But I know what damage an infestation can do. And nobody wants a surprise handful of mouse. Not even the mouse! Hope you noticed before dipping it in your tea.

1/9/2025, 8:11:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)

Back working in the office for the first time in weeks, and have come in to find a mouse has chewed its way through my office bug-out bag and eaten: - parts of the bag (canvas) - the plastic bags inside the bag - 4 cereal bars - but not the Kendall Mint Cake or the Seven Seas emergency rations.

1/9/2025, 7:45:03 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Gauld (@tomgauld.bsky.social) reposted

My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books. p.s. I have a new book of cartoons out soon: www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

Panel One: A woman sits in a chair reading happily in a book-filled room. A voice offstage says
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