Kaye Elling
@k000.bsky.social
Short, round, tattooed, middle-aged academic with a game dev past. TTRPGs, art, sketching, movies, minis, dogs, tattoos, metal, lefty politics, snark and memes. Goth adjacent but #NotaGoth. Probably neurospicy. She/her.
created August 13, 2023
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Viscount Jonkeer (@viscountjonkeer.bsky.social) reposted
Missed an update on the last game but tonight the PCs escaped from golem doggies and golem warriors with Temu flamethrowers whilst kidnapping one of the local Belles. With @andyhemming.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @k000.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @edoffannyside.bsky.social
In Otter News (@in-otter-news.bsky.social) reposted
It's a tenuous link, but still….
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
ooh, share them! I too want to plan vicariously!
Holundra 🐌 (@holundra.bsky.social) reposted
🌹🌹🌹 #bloomscrolling #flowers #flowerreport
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Topped out at 70 films today. Have all of next week to do more, in between clearing duty. Leeloo Dallas Multitask!
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I've only ever done this for two different festivals and it seems to be the norm. A lot of the submissions are college ones encouraged by lecturers, so quality does vary significantly.
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Some brilliant animation in that.
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Anywhere from 30seconds to 10 mins. Started off with the longest, with periodic jaunts to the shortest as a palette cleanser. It's the middle 5-6 minuters that will be the hardest.
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Yes, adorable AF.
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Click link for lil direwolf pups!
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I start off by watching at 2x speed. But yeah same. Thankfully they're animations so all are under 10 mins, some as short as 30s. Taking a break because my brain hurts.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)
Today I am helping to preview submissions for a film festival. 40 short films down, 810 to go. Yes, you read that right.
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FFS, she's a piece of work isn't she? Sending hugs.
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Early autumn walks are the best.
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A sound rule!
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Waaaaaagh never changes...
Mike Bithell (@mikebithell.bsky.social) reposted
Absolutely awesome way to get your game out on all platforms
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL. Again, I would not like to know more.
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Tempting!
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Great idea!
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Might have found the one! Firefly's Independents have a flag! And it would look great in bunting form. insignias.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ind...
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Again, a bit fash. ;)
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Still too real 😅
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Olivia, after retirement? @fenrisgames.com @thermalsatsuma.bsky.social @hastati100.bsky.social @perbroden.bsky.social @dozy139.bsky.social
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One of my FB friends is putting up a United Federation of Planets flag in an effort to rankle their nationalist neighbours. This makes me also want to put up some kind of geek bunting in solidarity. Had considered Klingon Empire but I reckon it looks a bit too fash for people to get it. Any ideas?
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See? it is possible to have AI for good, but nobody wants to do this.
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Wow.
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Especially considering gangs are more likely to wear face coverings.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a bagel this morning. Breakfast of champions. Although I have discovered that the Illy decaf I bought still gives me caffeine jitters despite being decaf. How's your greasy rocket fuel blend? :)
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That is obviously different.
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I would not like to know more.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
See that there is pretty and rural. This particular snicket has a resident homeless guy, is frequently full of broken glass, and smells of wee.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that almost all Aslan warriors were female. That means the fierce lady on the cover has a lovely van Dyke facial hair ensemble. So...is that a faux pas or a knowing pun?
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
It's weird isn't it? I still have to check this myself on occasion. The good news is you control your own gruel intake, so never have to ask anyone meekly for some more.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, if you see someone shoplifting food or essentials: No you didn't.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
I only recently found out that the definition of snicket is distinct from ginnel or tenfoot: A snicket has to be between gardens.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)
*sigh* always check new follower accounts if you can. Especially who they follow. For me their follows seem to be: Sarah Bev Holly Tamsin Jane Zoe BustyTitsMcGeeSexWhatever
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Yep, that was a massive deal at the time.
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Absolute genius.
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In Bradford sleet, too. Proper nesh sleet.
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It's very autumnal out there today. In fairness it was pretty autumnal on Monday when I took this pic of the dog snuffling for fallen conkers.
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It wasn't an option, it just undid itself. XD
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So did we. It was a pit of utter awfulness.
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Jesus wept, people are so short sighted.
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True love and a cake? Doubly blessed! ❤️
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At Blitz Games we used to have an Angry Lunch Club, where we'd occasionally go for a proper sit down lunch somewhere and bitch about things that made us angry 😆
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Blessed are the photons, for they are the light of the world.
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When I first quit smoking, I used to occasionally go for "a stand" with some of the smokers at work because I missed the camaraderie and valued the break away from the screen.
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20 minutes of windows updates in my office later...
Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted
Anna Pavlova’s International Passport, 1914-1925
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I was a memebr of the Green party for a while but let that lapse. These days I'm so disillusioned with it all, I feel our only chance is a massive alliance of the Left, and that will never happen because we're too busy infighting.
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Excellent news!
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Poor baby! Border collies know how to lay it on thick though. Like the dog equivalent of man flu. Our Dash is either completely unbothered or a total drama queen, with little in between. Hope Parish feels better soon.x
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Just once, I'd really like Labour to pander to the Left.
David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 (@davidcavlovic.bsky.social) reposted
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Krinkle Cut Dill Pickle? I love him in Sherlock.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
The short focal length of this shot made it look like another mini paint pic in my feed. And I was about to go nuts at how insanely realistic it was, LOL! Note to self: wear the specs.
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He's gorgeous in every way.
Mathilda Crackingrack xx 🏳️⚧️ (@meladyfreshness.bsky.social) reposted
If you don’t love the Pre-Raphaelite beauty and fall-over hilariousness of ABK we can’t be friends
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Hence the St George's flag and not the Union flag, which has tricksy diagonals and everything. I'm open to the tesseract idea. Or maybe a fractal? Not the classic Mandelbrot though, as that would too easily become c*ck & b*lls.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)
Just 5 more weeks of module content to write. I can do this!
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet again: The entire course of a nation's history was forever changed by one fucking bacon sandwich.
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The "bleh" from the Skyrim draugr is so iconic in our house, it gets said whenever there's a skeleton or zombie on the telly. Or whenever anyone mentions Mary Berry (who has honorary draugr status).
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Galaxy brain move!
John Cullen (@nellucnhoj.bsky.social) reposted
We are only a month away, so remember: dont
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean they actually go "bleh"???
Charlie 🏆 Aug 2018 COTM (@cbvt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Anubis go on the podcast
Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted
Nina Simone - Black Gold Luigi Di Giammarino.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
About the correct size. (The drinking horn) And the man, come to think of it. 👍
Paul (@spookshow71.bsky.social) reposted
the call of the old gods #digitalart #fantasy #rpg #d&d
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😙👌
Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted
Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande. Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
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Is it the friends we made along the way?
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Tossed the bag, washed everything else.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
We once had a "disappearing mouse" in the kitchen at our first house. J had chased it across the counter and it somehow just...vanished. Several years later we were moving out and it turns out he'd crushed it behind the granite pestle and mortar. All that was left was a 5mm thin mummy. 😅
負け組の👻 (@brucef0rte.io) reposted
For sale: baby clothes. Never worn. (nudist baby)
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
One done by a dude and his washing machine might be up there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZT...
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LOL
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, here's a great one. But I will dedicate 20% of my lunchbreak to finding a bad one, I promise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=564u...
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got a great one of Back in Black by WarlockPinchers if that helps? (it is undeniably bad, but I still like it). www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fwm...
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Play whatever instrument you have to hand, I say. Good man, that rat!
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This is my flirting style.
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I feel I need this kind of port sipper though:
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Yeah, same with my dad last November. Was in cold storage for a month before cremation :(
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Hah, brilliant!
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I like to verbally coach them using my teacher's voice. works every time, presumably because even bumblebees don't like teacher voice.
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...and then run them up the flagpole?
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100% this. (I'm over 50 and can confirm)
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Was that in a single bite? Or did you get started, have a few bites and then decide that half a balm was enough?
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So am I. 🤮
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
And on further inspection: - half a bar of soap - a lip balm 😬
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social) reply parent
Gaaaahh! I'm not afraid of mice really, they're so damn cute. But I know what damage an infestation can do. And nobody wants a surprise handful of mouse. Not even the mouse! Hope you noticed before dipping it in your tea.
Kaye Elling (@k000.bsky.social)
Back working in the office for the first time in weeks, and have come in to find a mouse has chewed its way through my office bug-out bag and eaten: - parts of the bag (canvas) - the plastic bags inside the bag - 4 cereal bars - but not the Kendall Mint Cake or the Seven Seas emergency rations.
Tom Gauld (@tomgauld.bsky.social) reposted
My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books. p.s. I have a new book of cartoons out soon: www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2