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Keith Hanson

@k55f5r.bsky.social

I will block anyone who sends me a link to telegram or what's up. "Help Mr. Wizard, I don't want to be an American anymore" "Be just what you is, not what you is not. Folks what do this has the happiest lot,"

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty obvious Trump was doing a solid to his cartel, those were the competitors.

3/9/2025, 8:55:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's why there's going to be a camera at every Street intersection of every road in America

3/9/2025, 8:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Slava Ukraine

3/9/2025, 8:33:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

The president is using the military to dismantle cities that didn't vote for him The president is using the military to distract from women speaking out against his and Jeffrey Epstein's sexual abuses. We are not living in ordinary times. Extraordinary responses are called for.

3/9/2025, 4:35:08 PM | 16563 5227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social)

Remember last week when ICE arrested firefighters on the job? Looks like their superiors turned them in. www.hcn.org/articles/fir...

3/9/2025, 8:29:13 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

2/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM | 41295 11031 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:23:34 PM | 134 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

That means 194 of them were won by American Natives .

1/9/2025, 6:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:41:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

PoPo.

31/8/2025, 5:00:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget "no perogies for you" Alan dershowitz. He's underware deep in this mess, too.

31/8/2025, 4:35:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saropa Contacts (@saropa.com) reposted

Online political fights aren't just about trolls; they're a battleground for disinformation. Learn to spot the tactics of bad-faith actors, from "sealioning" to "concern trolling," and reclaim your focus. #MediaLiteracy #CriticalThinking #OnlineSafety saropa-contacts.medium.com/psychopaths-...

20/8/2025, 2:19:44 PM | 64 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure that Krypto's piss is every bit as strong as Superman's.

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29/8/2025, 8:59:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social)

Caught this pic in Madera canyon yesterday. #birdbutts, #nature

Blue bodied hummingbird with red beak.
29/8/2025, 8:29:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/QfzDUpB88x4?...

27/8/2025, 4:03:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/FBPXUurumDU?...

27/8/2025, 3:52:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted

Mitch Mcconnell needs to be remembered RIGHT BESIDE TRUMP.....

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26/8/2025, 12:12:26 PM | 708 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Kid Dogg. Just like kid rock, he's outlived his talent and wants his perceived glory days back.

26/8/2025, 3:39:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Dogwood πŸ’™ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🌱 (@jasondogwood.bsky.social) reposted

He looks and acts like a man dying. It will happen, hopefully soon but remember his power was always theater. Even if his health fails, the architects of Project 2025 remain. Celebrate, but know the hand inside the puppet still moves and their plans haven’t changed. #Resist

24/8/2025, 2:21:17 PM | 3282 965 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm the Duke of Earl. youtu.be/TtYs-wsnRMQ?...

24/8/2025, 3:24:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social)

@pungsigil.bsky.social if you're around art all weekend, you should be able to post something up here. I don't follow anyone back who doesn't post.

23/8/2025, 6:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social)

Which they will stand you up against... photos.app.goo.gl/uQKfhUAyFLxa...

21/8/2025, 3:20:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

You know Trump hates copycats.

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21/8/2025, 3:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/f0Dse53ChTM?...

21/8/2025, 2:56:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

My Sunday morning feel good - Peaceful World by the Rascals youtu.be/uziSB-N5iFA?....

19/8/2025, 1:12:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

If the Democratic party gets back in power in 2028, they will not go after the criminals that empowered tRump. Just like they didn't go after Bush and Cheney or any of their people or Trump in his first 4 years in office. Thereby setting the stage for another coup in four more years.

18/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dennis Moore (@dennis-moore.org) reposted reply parent

They commit million of crimes so rapidly now, justice can't keep up.

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18/8/2025, 1:26:04 PM | 26 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

18/8/2025, 9:36:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

And Washington state is not a stand your ground state.

17/8/2025, 11:09:24 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

youtube.com/shorts/SFUyo...

17/8/2025, 10:59:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga says "Fuck you and fuck your science, two."πŸ€ͺ

17/8/2025, 8:46:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Temu. Or wish.

17/8/2025, 3:35:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you get a loaf of cheddar while you were there?

16/8/2025, 6:59:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

The golden age.

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16/8/2025, 6:57:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

what makes ice so effective as a gestapo analog is the fact that they aren't swarmed by the entire community and left motionless and unrecognizable, torn and twisted by the force of hundreds of angry hands, in the gutter, every time they defile a neighborhood street.

16/8/2025, 6:24:21 PM | 189 56 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 12:02:22 PM | 2126 675 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Who did it better? youtu.be/VtYrlX8Dk-s?...

15/8/2025, 11:55:23 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Man! That face! Is she tRump's Dorian gray portrait?

15/8/2025, 9:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social)

Just a thought...

CO2 powered sub sandwich gun. Turkey sub sandwich
15/8/2025, 4:24:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a post calling him a "gyro".

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15/8/2025, 3:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I see he's wearing his San Francisco house slippers.

15/8/2025, 3:40:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you named him. Humpty.

15/8/2025, 2:26:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

She styles her hair like that to make her fivehead look a little smaller.

15/8/2025, 2:19:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

A shallowthroat is all that's needed for tRumps tiny mushroom.

15/8/2025, 2:16:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a 70-year-old man and I'd be more than happy to erase that terrible stain being beat up by a teenager boy and girl. I'll kick his ass.

15/8/2025, 2:08:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

And let's not forget the warrant from the ICC. We should be arresting him and shipping him to the Hague.

15/8/2025, 2:02:01 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 1:52:43 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

What with the projection and all, I'm shocked she didn't call him a pedophile.

15/8/2025, 1:47:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

In Texas, land of the free, you can't drink anywhere on your property where you can be seen by the public. I read a news story a couple of years ago where a guy in Austin got arrested for "drinking in public" while standing in his living room behind his plate glass window.

15/8/2025, 1:37:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't this idolatry?

15/8/2025, 1:32:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

How long till they start triggering IEDs?

15/8/2025, 1:31:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Please note that 52/0 vs 38/0 is 14 additional democratic representatives net. I love the way we're owning Texas. Just so long as I don't have to live there.

14/8/2025, 10:31:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love to see Kristi Noem stripped and chastised down Pennsylvania Ave while the people shout "Shame" at her. A few rotten fruit and veggies aimed her way would be nice, also.

14/8/2025, 10:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't bought a Nike product since The Big One was released. youtu.be/ymjvQZ6nSd8?...

14/8/2025, 10:17:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Or GoT.

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14/8/2025, 9:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Now imagine how skinny those trees would be if it were Ozempic nat'l forest.

14/8/2025, 9:40:48 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

And then research the happiness level of 7th day Adventists.

14/8/2025, 6:41:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

320 grams=11.25 ounces=.7 lbs 3.45x.7=6.63 USD per lb. βœ“ excellent mathing, Dave.

14/8/2025, 6:38:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

What's really sad is that Alaska is chock full of high-powered rifles.

14/8/2025, 6:22:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Purse, funny.

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Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Broke down his pen and burst into the house and saved my family and me." Salesman "why is he missing a leg? Farmer " a pig like that you don't eat all at once".

14/8/2025, 5:57:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

A salesman visits a farm to sell equipment, and noticed a beautiful large pig that has a leg missing. He asked the farmer "what's up with the pig"? The farmer replies "that's a special pig- he won the blue ribbon 3 yrs running. Then two years ago there was a fire in the house and that pig (1/2)

14/8/2025, 5:55:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Corporate Media is the enemy of the people. Corporate Media is very much in touch with their owners.

14/8/2025, 5:44:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I came here to write the same exact sentences, you beat me to it. I remember watching MTV as it came on the air. They blinded me with science.

13/8/2025, 4:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't matter a bit , after Limbaugh got one they turned into a joke.

13/8/2025, 4:52:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

No planes flying into buildings means no Patriot Act and no Homeland Security. Prolly no second term for Bush 2.

12/8/2025, 10:13:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

His head is full of snakes His lips are full of lies His hands are never still he's got Charlie Manson eyes he'll turn his stare on you You won't have to think twice he's snorting Peruvian snow he's got Charlie Manson eyes Apologies to Kim Carnes

12/8/2025, 6:08:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, he's looking out for ICE, he must have looked in a mirror and realized that he isn't white.

12/8/2025, 5:54:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Cocaine cocaine Running all around my brain

12/8/2025, 5:52:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I know!I know! It's because he wasn't a dictator in 2021, and now he is. Campaign promises kept!

12/8/2025, 5:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't bathing in pickle juice f up your skin?

12/8/2025, 5:36:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Not drinking any carbonated beverage works pretty good.

12/8/2025, 2:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a young couple named Kelly Who walked around belly to belly Because in their haste They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly.

10/8/2025, 9:00:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga is strong on LinkedIn. Every single time I go on it, I get in a dozen arguments.

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youtu.be/1Aej9wmoQ7M?...

10/8/2025, 5:44:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

I got tired of all the braid tugging in the Robert Jordan books.

10/8/2025, 5:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! I'd be able to pet 4 of the 5 dogs that gather around me when I sit down on the toilet.

10/8/2025, 4:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

After she gets her pardon, she could be head of FEMA. In which case Trump sending her to the Texas minimum security jail makes sense. She's out there helping all those flood victims right now showing what a great gal she is.

10/8/2025, 4:41:27 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

The owner of the lake Elsinore storm baseball club had a Joan Jett concert after a baseball game on his birthday. She was awesome. This was about 12-15 years ago.

10/8/2025, 4:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the reason that God gave us DDT.

10/8/2025, 4:34:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

And while I am really pissed that Martin hasn't finished the series yet, since I've been reading it from the inception, I don't wish him dead for that.

10/8/2025, 4:24:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Brian Sanderson could finish his series like he did The Wheel of Time after Robert Jordan died. That was the best book of the series. He could do the same for game of thrones. But only if George RR Martin dies.

10/8/2025, 4:21:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

The Truth About the SIG P320 share.google/HbJEbv5bKIUB...

10/8/2025, 2:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Bible study version - because "That's the way uh huh uh huh God wants it."

9/8/2025, 4:28:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S.E.E. Danesti (@seedanesti.com) reposted

A very long 4 years...

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He was using alum instead of Botox.

7/8/2025, 2:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) reposted

The main thing you need to know about the "Russia hoax"? It's not a hoax from @dgraham.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

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Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we want freedom fries with our Happy meal.

7/8/2025, 1:54:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

He used to poop in my shoes, and then he ran away and I haven't seen him since so he's probably in your neighborhood.

7/8/2025, 1:42:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

And the answer is always "that goddamn Leroy cat"

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Profile picture Keith Hanson (@k55f5r.bsky.social) reply parent

Premeditated murder. What the f*** is he even doing in there?

7/8/2025, 1:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.

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