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Kade Peregrine

@kadeperegrine.bsky.social

Streamer, artist, crafter, dogparent. he/him Tips: https://ko-fi.com/kadeperegrine Store: payhip.com/kadeperegrine

created August 16, 2023

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Profile picture Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 (@pairofclaws.bsky.social) reposted

This probably won't be the last I say about this, but: If you're counting on your underground resources to sustain the trans community while the government strips away rights, you need to answer the question of how people not currently connected or in-the-know will be able to access them.

8/9/2025, 9:52:11 PM | 198 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

🫩😮‍💨🤕 There's no emoji for "I crunch like a glowstick but disappointingly do not glow"

9/9/2025, 6:36:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

If a video doesn't sound like a haunted ambulance, does it even contain a husky?

9/9/2025, 6:25:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like a crate and it's got a collar. The only thing that could make that more puppygirl coded is if there was a rubber bone in the bottom of the case

9/9/2025, 2:18:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I know it's too late, rather than just late, because I'm seeing what I call "blink kittens". Black sparks like the negative of a flashbulb. I tell myself they are little creatures jumping between worlds

9/9/2025, 2:14:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

We watched so many beloved celebrities go down for pedo shit, we've honed the response to a fine art: Him too? *Dumps all merch in the bin* lock him up! Can't even muster surprise anymore, just weary disappointment.

9/9/2025, 1:52:57 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

I'm doing "sleep crimes" 😈 (staying up too late)

9/9/2025, 1:39:30 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirsti Miller (@kirstimiller30.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

As a relatively small and often misunderstood demographic, trans individuals present a politically expedient "testing ground" for policies and rhetoric designed to roll back fundamental human rights.

8/9/2025, 6:17:42 AM | 86 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Also being a shade paler than Dracula.

8/9/2025, 8:49:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I recognise my privilege in being a trans man, which boosts my survival chances. Autism, probable ADHD and physical disability pull it back the other way. 34 is a pretty good score, considering.

8/9/2025, 8:45:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 34 and coming to terms with the possibility that that does make me, if not a Trans Elder, a Trans Adult.

8/9/2025, 8:39:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

If you're a company that uses AI, there's going to be backlash. Especially if you're adjacent to any creative industry. If you apologise and walk it back immediately, you might eventually be forgiven. If you double down, you will never recover. Artists run on caffeine &spite and we hold LONG grudges

8/9/2025, 8:38:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeahhhh, anyone who's paying attention knows "we've just implemented AI!" is the fastest way to permanently lose your artist users. DeviantArt, Clip Studio... C'mon it's not hard to learn from the mistakes of others!

8/9/2025, 8:35:28 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Bear ʕಠᴥಠʔ;; 🔥☀️ (@bearhybrid.art) reposted

Welp Jukebox quickly took themselves off everyone’s recommended sticker manu list 😒

8/9/2025, 2:27:21 PM | 206 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Before I blocked, a quick skim showed me anti-furry and transmed sentiments too. I'm increasingly frustrated with the kind of trans youth that behave like they're the arbiters of who's being trans correctly.

8/9/2025, 8:33:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

The original outer wasn't great so I don't think I'll bother with that one.

8/9/2025, 6:44:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm running out of the grey fabric I used for the outer, as well. I think I'm probably going to hold off on further attempts until I get that ruler attachment for the mat cutter. Then I'll make a second inner for the outer, and a second outer for the inner.

8/9/2025, 6:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Make another inner to (hopefully) match. Turn the extra space into a feature?? Make another outer (and hopefully get it right this time) I'm also contemplating experimenting with foamboard for some of the parts.

8/9/2025, 6:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this time it was chamfering error. I don't have a ruler for my 45° mat cutter (yet, I've added one to my shopping list) so most of the cuts came off a bit wonky. But the box itself is pretty good so my options are:

8/9/2025, 6:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

So I decided to rebuild the outer, make it a little bigger this time.... Aaand this time it's come out too big. *Facepalm*. There's room to fit an extra 3mm piece of card between the inner and the outer back, but otherwise it's well executed.

8/9/2025, 6:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

If you remember the sewn MTG deck box I made for my friend, you might have missed that I've got it back for repair because it popped a seam. Entirely my fault, the outer layer was too tight on the inner layer and so the seam was under too much pressure.

8/9/2025, 6:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I've yet to meet a dog that doesn't have a handful of features that remind me of the 'tism.

8/9/2025, 6:23:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just so much comfier than sitting up in bed to read

8/9/2025, 6:17:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

*waves* fellow zebra! Hi!

8/9/2025, 6:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, the legs splay outwards quite a bit for stability.

8/9/2025, 6:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Tall chair, like a bar stool. Mhm.

8/9/2025, 6:06:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not that bad! You get a special chair...

8/9/2025, 6:01:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I kind of like that it looks like they've been assigned community service as a punishment.

8/9/2025, 4:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BBBen and his Big Brass Band (@bbbengames.bsky.social) reposted

ATTENTION BRITAIN! 🇬🇧 The UK now has a petition to STOP CENSORSHIP by MasterCard and VISA of legal products! This joins the Australian and Canadian petitions that are gaining momentum. Come on, let's get these signed! And spread the word! The UK petition: petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...

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6/9/2025, 4:22:35 AM | 2020 1948 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Chatbots: imaginary friends for people who don't have 6-8 feral queers in their head at all times. I wonder what it's like having a brain that's not the cast of a sitcom hanging out in a repurposed industrial loft space?

8/9/2025, 3:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tau ✨🔞 (@toypantheon.bsky.social) reposted

OK my fellow canadian freaks, this one is the reald deal. Remember to go to your email afterwards to lock it in, it might take a few minutes to arrive from my experience. Stay weird. Get weirder, even. But sign this first.

3/9/2025, 10:05:58 PM | 76 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It reminds me of the response to problems caused by Brexit. There were people who were adamant that all the problems were "Europe punishing us for Brexit" rather than the natural consequences of crashing out of the union without a plan.

8/9/2025, 1:48:33 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It's because they're indoctrinated from birth to think that the USA is the best country in the world. The obvious conclusion they come to given that "fact" is that anything bad that happens to them cannot be America's fault, it must be because other countries hate Freedom and Apple Pie.

8/9/2025, 1:43:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Velvet Glitterman (@velvetglitterman.bsky.social) reposted

"What ppl don't know abt the Green Party is we want to lower your bills, nationalise water companies, take on wealth & power, we want workers to have proper pay, dignity & sick leave. There's no way we can tackle the problems facing our environment unless we have a more equal society" -Zack Polanski

8/9/2025, 9:45:35 AM | 70 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

One that my dog knows that I never deliberately taught is "under your arm", for when she steps over her lead and it's under her foreleg. She'll step back out of it if I make enough slack and use that cue.

8/9/2025, 7:03:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Davos. Probably just stands there looking miserable despite all the dry land shenanigans?

7/9/2025, 8:30:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

Wonderful. Neighbour is yelling again. Explosive phrases laden with F and C bombs. Just what my anxiety needs at 9pm on a Sunday night.

7/9/2025, 8:27:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Shout out to the multi family argument with what appeared to be at least two sets of adults and kids filling a whole footpath when they were in pyjamas and could probably have moved their drama to a front garden or something.

7/9/2025, 8:20:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It's common in Britain, along with similar genes governing stopping for a chat on narrow paths, walking two abreast so oncoming walkers have to press themselves into hedges to get by, and stopping in doorways

7/9/2025, 8:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

It's slow loading speeds. We need that universal 5G so they don't just stop with a spinning hourglass over their heads whenever they change zones.

7/9/2025, 8:08:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chicago Sun-Times (@chicago.suntimes.com) reposted

Several social media posts erroneously claim that Mayor Brandon Johnson deployed the salt trucks along Chicago’s expressways to block ICE operations. But that's not true. trib.al/bY0FPWD

7/9/2025, 5:02:00 PM | 158 102 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jj skolnik (@modernistwitch.bsky.social) reposted

as someone with a lot of organizing experience, i can promise you that misinformation like this makes actual organizing more difficult. people don’t know what information to trust, and they’re also disincentivized to show up because they think there are blockades that aren’t actually there

7/9/2025, 6:20:32 PM | 498 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

They should be fined until they squeak

7/9/2025, 6:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

Of course, because it's not "PROTECTING our women and girls" It's "Protecting OUR women and girls" It's ensuring exclusive access to potential victims, not preventing victimisation. (And they can't conceive of men who don't want to abuse women & girls, so they assume immigrants are competition)

7/9/2025, 6:07:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

I keep seeing a pelvic brace advertised on insta and right now my SI joint is telling me it thinks a hip corset is a brilliant idea. I can imagine the satisfying crunch as everything is squished back into the correct position

7/9/2025, 6:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.

3/9/2025, 12:17:24 PM | 7500 2313 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aram Zucker-Scharff (@chronotope.aramzs.xyz) reposted

The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.

7/9/2025, 12:03:47 AM | 14839 5557 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

All it took was frequent breaks and 4 energy drinks! (Fml)

7/9/2025, 5:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

Today I: Emptied the bins Changed the bedlinen moved some stuff off the landing Folded up the dog crate Took the ferret cage out to the garage Put the skip bag outside and put a few things in it Showered (and did a face mask) Walked doggo Only unavoidable task is to put the bin out for collection.

7/9/2025, 5:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Well doggo met a nice doggo friend and had a quick off-lead sprint (I only let her off when she's got someone to play with, it makes recall more reliable). As always we got the "no way she's 12!?” and she turned on her charms to shake the owner down for most of a packet of treats.

7/9/2025, 5:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Last couple of tasks. So tired, probably not going to get to the laundry. Walkies time, let's go!

7/9/2025, 4:54:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hatwolf (@hatwolf.bsky.social) reposted

Seems like Deviantart is training their AI with your work, even if you opted out of your pictures being used for training. Well, I just deactivated my DeviantArt account for good. It shall not be missed 😬

7/9/2025, 12:30:57 PM | 41 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

This is exactly the approach I've been hoping for. I asked a few months ago why people who work for ICE are still somehow getting their coffee served and their trash taken away. The word "sabotage" comes from throwing a sabot (shoe) into the machine to stop work.

7/9/2025, 4:11:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Acorn soup mug sounds adorable

7/9/2025, 4:09:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a one-handed yarncrafter on youtube who demonstrates her techniques. If it would help you to feel less anxious, I could dig up a link?

7/9/2025, 4:06:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE about to reach the Find Out portion of the programme?

7/9/2025, 4:01:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CZEdwards (@czedwards.bsky.social) reposted

Read this, scroll up, but sometimes, even a good buried lede needs to be highlighted. LA won. Chicago can, too. And then Denver and Seattle and whatever big blue city wads his panties up next.

7/9/2025, 5:21:39 AM | 59 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Friend cube!

7/9/2025, 3:45:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

✅ Trash bags out ✅ Box up landing stuff ✅ Fold dog crate ✅ Bed linen Put away laundry ✅ Shower Walk dog

7/9/2025, 2:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 (@emilylorange.bsky.social) reposted

Theres.... a new artist meme going around where you describe your style in detail with 3 samples and babes if that doesn't sound like training data i dont know what is

7/9/2025, 1:36:37 PM | 1149 364 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm feeling fancy, let's go with pink

7/9/2025, 1:49:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'll treat myself to a clay mask before shower. Pink or Dead Sea?

7/9/2025, 1:45:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

✅ Trash bags out ✅ Box up landing stuff ✅ Fold dog crate ✅ Bed linen Put away laundry Shower Walk dog

7/9/2025, 1:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

*squints at gay monster portal fiction* You know... I think I can balloon-animal this into a Sad Boner story.

7/9/2025, 1:09:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciates 💚

7/9/2025, 12:58:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting there slowly. Gotta go flömp after every step because my body doesn't actually give me any warning that I'm overdoing it until I start getting fatigue tremors.

7/9/2025, 12:48:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

✅ Trash bags out ✅ Box up landing stuff ✅ Fold dog crate Bed linen Put away laundry Shower Walk dog

7/9/2025, 12:19:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh nooo, a guy did deep relaxation and body positive affirmations that I asked him to do ooOOooOo 👻

7/9/2025, 12:05:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

My understanding is: He didn't claim he could make boobs bigger with hypnotism, just improve body image satisfaction That he did it on request rather than offering it That he didn't charge for it If I wanted to improve how I felt about the size of a body part, hypno might well be what I'd try, too.

7/9/2025, 12:03:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to see the Venn diagram of people who say "don't let perfect be the enemy of good" and "but the hypnoboobs!"

7/9/2025, 11:54:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alix Weasel (@alixwzl.bsky.social) reposted

Accepting a candidate who isn't perfect is, I dunno, voting for someone who has a different position on taxation to the one you would rather. Not accepting someone who wants to ban trans people from public toilets or back migrants into camps.

7/9/2025, 10:38:08 AM | 136 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sᴉɹɹɐH ǝǝ˥ 🇪🇺 (@leeharris.net) reposted

A reminder for UK people that there will be an emergency alert broadcast to all mobile phones at 3pm today. If you have need to not have your phone ring for any reason turn your phone off or see if you can turn the alert itself off (see next post): (1/2)

7/9/2025, 10:27:40 AM | 38 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

✅ Trash bags out Box up landing stuff Fold dog crate Bed linen Put away laundry Shower Walk dog

7/9/2025, 11:28:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, best all-in-one I've had was the SP4. If I don't need tablet levels of portability and quick start, though, I prefer a peripheral display tablet that I can plug into whatever craptop or desktop I can currently afford or borrow.

7/9/2025, 1:00:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I bought a carpet cleaner. Definitely worth the money just for the colour of the water that comes out. Unfortunately things like cat pee, if they're not cleaned up immediately, fluoresce permanently even if you clean the hell out of it later.

7/9/2025, 12:58:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

For a tablet PC, Surface are my preference. The only problem I've had are problems inherent to tablet PCs like temperature management and kissing the screen goodbye any time you need a component repaired or replaced.

7/9/2025, 12:56:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Some things cannot be un-seen. The fluorescent Jackson Pollock of a hall carpet in a house with pets is one of them.

7/9/2025, 12:50:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Citric acid and shaving foam. Sure, it might dissolve the fittings, but they'll be clean!

7/9/2025, 12:49:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

Curious thing about growing a mustache... Finding out which direction it wants to grow in. Half of mine was happily pointing downwards, the other half sticking out in weird directions. I think it's got handlebar aspirations.

6/9/2025, 11:36:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

🎵 he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame

6/9/2025, 11:27:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I am infinitely glad nobody told him about STFU Friday

6/9/2025, 11:26:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww poppet. I'm using it right now but you'll get it when I'm done with it, little guy.

6/9/2025, 11:21:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Negligent manslaughter? Smells like negligent manslaughter

6/9/2025, 10:05:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaand now there's low level music and fireworks.

6/9/2025, 9:41:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmm garlicked breb

6/9/2025, 9:33:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

10pm and they've turned it down slightly. I put a takeout order on Klarma, comfort food helped.

6/9/2025, 9:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, me too.

6/9/2025, 7:25:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

😭 if this noise were a bear trap I'd be gnawing my own leg off.

6/9/2025, 7:22:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Guys, I think the zipper on my human costume is stuck.

6/9/2025, 6:45:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

😭 music is still going. Between that and having to trawl through records of the roughest period of my recent life, I'm cranky and overstimulated.

6/9/2025, 6:33:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they arrive soon 💚

6/9/2025, 6:26:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Also isn't international waters outside the US President's jurisdiction? I'd have thought the best a President could do is refuse to extradite. A new government might decide it's in their interests to hand over the pirates responsible to improve international relations.

6/9/2025, 5:53:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

A lovely walk (collected some oak galls, a sliver of slate, and some alder cones for the paint making effort at the community hub), marred by the fact that the pub on the river is playing oontz-oontz music at fuck-your-eardrums decibels.

6/9/2025, 4:07:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

When threatened, emulate the slow loris. You may not have armpit venom but you can still inconvenience a predator.

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Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

"Dooty-wooty you're not helping"

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Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

They have a 4th mode, which is the Weaponised Rapid Starfish. By pushing out with all limbs at once during a carry, they fling themselves backwards. Less of an issue with cats because they usually land the right way up. Babies, on the other hand...

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Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

If "going floppy" is the worst they've had to contend with when carrying someone, it's clear that they've never tried to pick up a cat or a toddler. You'd rather protesters scream in your ear and fling themselves backwards out of a carry like they're aiming for a head injury Personal Best?

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Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

Did it! Or at least as much of it as I can handle today

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Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social)

Bleh. Part of this task is trawling through my complete medical records, most of which is pre-transition so it's full of my dead name and old gender. It's also photocopies of photocopies written in indecipherable doctor scrawl.

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Profile picture Kade Peregrine (@kadeperegrine.bsky.social) reply parent

My favourite is the mallow flower because it surprised me that it came out so true to the colour of the petals.

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