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Kaylan_TX

@kaylan.bsky.social

Former Republican, chud slayer extraordinaire & frequent shitposter. I’m not just an ally, I’m an accomplice! I’m well aware I’m not for everyone. Follow me at your own risk. #ReceiptQueen🧾👸

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Anytime!

18/8/2025, 11:22:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct.

18/8/2025, 11:22:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, he did make veiled threats about having “bullets” in his belt for democrats

18/8/2025, 11:21:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reposted

For those of you no longer on the hellsite, Twitter/X suspended Greg Abbott’s @/GovAbbot account🙃🤣🤣🤣

Greg Abbots @GregAbbott Twitter/X account showing it’s been suspended
18/8/2025, 2:49:48 PM | 428 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya, but I’m gonna enjoy it while it lasts😂

18/8/2025, 8:37:58 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Hennrich 🇺🇸 💯PRO CHOICE! (@bhennrich.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If you are ready to chose a better representative, please follow me and support my run to replace #MGPisGOP. Learn more at www.BH4C.com

18/8/2025, 7:39:39 PM | 33 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he is. Meanwhile the current Rep. votes with republicans more than her own party and against our rights

18/8/2025, 8:35:59 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what I heard…

18/8/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

18/8/2025, 7:26:12 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏

18/8/2025, 7:26:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 7:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/kayl...

18/8/2025, 7:25:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Was/were🤣

18/8/2025, 7:24:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Really?!?

18/8/2025, 7:23:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s an understatement

18/8/2025, 3:41:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Bigly

18/8/2025, 3:40:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

No he has 2. His regular one and his government account. I’ve followed both for years

18/8/2025, 3:40:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

No he has 2. His regular one and his government account. I’ve followed both for years.

18/8/2025, 2:53:11 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

To push back on the Nazis and misinformation. Newsom has been rationing the White House everyday this week dominating the platform.

18/8/2025, 2:51:50 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure. Someone said last night he said something about having bullets in his belt for democrats and that may be why but I didn’t personally see it.

18/8/2025, 2:50:53 PM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social)

For those of you no longer on the hellsite, Twitter/X suspended Greg Abbott’s @/GovAbbot account🙃🤣🤣🤣

Greg Abbots @GregAbbott Twitter/X account showing it’s been suspended
18/8/2025, 2:49:48 PM | 428 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM (@bluesmobile.bsky.social) reposted

#NaziAmerica

15/8/2025, 12:30:35 AM | 82 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol! So true. They’re all such phonies

12/8/2025, 3:14:41 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks! You too!

12/8/2025, 3:12:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

The cherry on top…🍒🤌

12/8/2025, 3:11:07 PM | 24 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

The cherry on top…🍒🤌

12/8/2025, 3:10:18 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏

12/8/2025, 3:08:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

By the way, coming in ranking #1 in crime is in Tim Burchett’s very own state of Tennessee🙃

Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FB data report. Not all agencies report to the bureau, so the list is not entirely complete. Trump only mentioned two of the following as potential federalization targets: Chicago and Baltimore. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Cleveland, OH 3. Toledo, OH 4. Little Rock, AR 5. Peoria, IL 6. Springfield, IL 7. Detroit, MI 8. Akron, OH 9. Beaumont, TX 10. Rockford, IL 11. Evansville, IN 12. Dayton, OH 13. Nashville, TN 14. Winston-Salem, NC 15. Springfield, MO 16. Chicago, IL 17. Salt Lake City, UT 18. Springfield, MA 19. North Charleston, SC 20. Corpus Christi, TX
12/8/2025, 3:06:43 PM | 77 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

By the way, coming in ranking #1 in crime is in Tim Burchett’s very own state of Tennessee🙃

Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FBI data report. Not all agencies report to the bureau, so the list is not entirely complete. Trump only mentioned two of the following as potential federalization targets: Chicago and Baltimore. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Cleveland, OH 3. Toledo, OH 4. Little Rock, AR 5. Peoria, IL 6. Springfield, IL 7. Detroit, MI 8. Akron, OH 9. Beaumont, TX 10. Rockford, IL 11. Evansville, IN 12. Dayton, OH 13. Nashville, TN 14. Winston-Salem, NC 15. Springfield, MO 16. Chicago, IL 17. Salt Lake City, UT 18. Springfield, MA 19. North Charleston, SC 20. Corpus Christi, TX
12/8/2025, 3:04:25 PM | 34 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

For those of you no longer on the hellsite, enjoy this Grok answer about the crime rate & who the most notorious criminal in DC is👇

Nate Blouin @NateForUtah asks: @grok on Twitter/X, “who is the most notorious criminal in Washington DC?” Grok @grok replies: “Yes, violent crime in DC has declined 26% year-to-date in 2025, hitting a 30-year low per MPD and DOJ data. As for the most notorious criminal there, based on convictions and notoriety, it's President Donald Trump-convicted on 34 felonies in NY, with the verdict upheld in January 2025.”
12/8/2025, 3:02:08 PM | 79 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

By the way, coming in ranking #1 in crime is in Tim Burchett’s very own state of Tennessee🙃

Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FB data report. Not all agencies report to the bureau, so the list is not entirely complete. Trump only mentioned two of the following as potential federalization targets: Chicago and Baltimore. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Cleveland, OH 3. Toledo, OH 4. Little Rock, AR 5. Peoria, IL 6. Springfield, IL 7. Detroit, MI 8. Akron, OH 9. Beaumont, TX 10. Rockford, IL 11. Evansville, IN 12. Dayton, OH 13. Nashville, TN 14. Winston-Salem, NC 15. Springfield, MO 16. Chicago, IL 17. Salt Lake City, UT 18. Springfield, MA 19. North Charleston, SC 20. Corpus Christi, TX
12/8/2025, 2:53:46 PM | 97 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Who, this guy? He looks so panicked & terrified to have to be around all those hoodlums on the mean streets of DC, doesn’t he?🙃🤣🤣🤣

12/8/2025, 2:48:03 PM | 40 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social)

Also Tim Burchett in DC:👇 He looks so panicked & terrified to have to be around all those hoodlums on the mean streets of DC, doesn’t he?🙃🤣🤣🤣

12/8/2025, 2:46:57 PM | 225 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CC Gene (@ccgene.bsky.social) reposted

This is so so important. Please spread this. youtube.com/shorts/KEh8T...

11/8/2025, 4:51:35 AM | 48 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t pay you enough rubles to post this trash

10/8/2025, 6:59:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fat Rambo (@chiefjim.bsky.social) reposted

WOW! All that time I swore up and down that I would never vote for Hunter Biden again and now I'm totally reconsidering...

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21/7/2025, 8:46:52 PM | 141 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social) reposted

Is JD Vance finally making his move?

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21/7/2025, 5:47:18 PM | 244 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I have but not much

21/7/2025, 7:06:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Love you back🫂

21/7/2025, 7:06:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social)

Just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my girl @ccgene.bsky.social! She’s a real, true ride or die and one of the best follows on here!

21/7/2025, 6:50:29 PM | 67 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure. The algorithm here is funky

21/7/2025, 6:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meidas Sassy™ 🐬 (@filosia.bsky.social) reposted

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20/7/2025, 8:47:34 PM | 145 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reposted

We are definitely a ride or die pair💖😉

16/7/2025, 5:25:28 PM | 220 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏

20/7/2025, 2:57:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

20/7/2025, 12:26:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏

20/7/2025, 1:03:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

The real deal is always better than the imitation🤣

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19/7/2025, 9:43:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Bigger

19/7/2025, 7:22:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s more like sausage👀

19/7/2025, 7:20:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏🙏🙏

19/7/2025, 6:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t think I don’t have a pair🤣

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19/7/2025, 4:37:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reposted

I. Am. Deceased.😭😭😭💀⚰️🪦

17/7/2025, 5:09:18 PM | 146 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reposted

My God. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spent $100,000 on billboards warning migrants they'll be r*ped if they cross the border illegally: “How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads. "Your wife and daughter will pay for their trip with their bodies,” another reads. (1/2)

Billboard in Spanish that reads “How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads. Another reads,
21/12/2024, 4:27:21 PM | 5282 2303 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏🙏🙏

19/7/2025, 2:06:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏

19/7/2025, 10:46:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach (@derekneverfails.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Literally. I know without question the extent we would go for each other.

19/7/2025, 3:58:15 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

To the ends of the earth

19/7/2025, 10:46:08 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, you had it right

19/7/2025, 2:46:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣

19/7/2025, 2:16:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🥰

19/7/2025, 2:16:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg that should be our cake topper 💯

19/7/2025, 1:54:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

👋

17/7/2025, 7:05:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I’m 100😂

17/7/2025, 5:53:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

😭😭😭

Elon saying “say Trump, I hear you like em young”
17/7/2025, 5:50:48 PM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

😭

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17/7/2025, 5:49:37 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social)

I. Am. Deceased.😭😭😭💀⚰️🪦

17/7/2025, 5:09:18 PM | 146 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Punish me daddy!

17/7/2025, 4:27:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Again?!?!?

17/7/2025, 4:24:53 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

The irony is, now he’s the one using them on me💀

17/7/2025, 4:22:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏🙏🙏

17/7/2025, 3:23:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

17/7/2025, 3:14:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏

17/7/2025, 3:13:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!🙏🥰

17/7/2025, 3:12:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t post here as often as I should

17/7/2025, 3:12:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🥰

17/7/2025, 3:12:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww thank you!🥰

17/7/2025, 3:12:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. He quote tweeted my pic on Twitter🤣

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17/7/2025, 3:10:24 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏

16/7/2025, 7:25:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

16/7/2025, 7:25:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh they exist lol

16/7/2025, 7:25:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏

16/7/2025, 7:25:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣 The rooftop bar at our hotel had these lights that’s changed colors in waves

16/7/2025, 5:49:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

We love you too!🙏🩵

16/7/2025, 5:46:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏🥰

16/7/2025, 5:44:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

16/7/2025, 5:44:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏

16/7/2025, 5:44:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social)

We are definitely a ride or die pair💖😉

16/7/2025, 5:25:28 PM | 220 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏Absolutely!🥰

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16/7/2025, 5:23:28 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An endless supply

16/7/2025, 2:21:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💀💀💀

16/7/2025, 2:04:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏

16/7/2025, 2:04:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Epic.

16/7/2025, 2:03:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I just wanted to tell you that I love you under a random post for no reason whatsoever😘🥰❤️❤️❤️

16/7/2025, 2:02:29 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen you AI’d much better babe😂

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16/7/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry for making folks worry. I’m more active here over on the hellsite sniping chuds and nuking their accounts😂

16/7/2025, 1:38:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social)

While there aren’t many positive things that go on on that hellsite over there, if there is one thing I do enjoy, it’s seeing community notes completely bodying these clowns🤣💀

Nancy Mace tweeted: “All child r*pists should get the death penalty.” Along with a community note stating: Readers added context: “Nancy Mace wrote this minutes after voting against the release of the Epstien files” along with an axios link showing she voted against releasing the Epstein list
16/7/2025, 1:35:05 PM | 761 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m here. Just been taking a break focusing on work and @derekneverfails.bsky.social

16/7/2025, 12:53:27 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaylan_TX (@kaylan.bsky.social) reposted

BIRTH PLACE: EARTH 🌎 RACE: HUMAN 🧬 POLITICS: FREEDOM🗽 RELIGION: LOVE ♥️

Little girl wearing a T-shirt that says: BIRTH PLACE: EARTH RACE: HUMAN POLITICS: FREEDOM RELIGION: LOVE
25/2/2025, 6:52:30 PM | 754 164 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense.

22/6/2025, 8:27:18 PM | 50696 14776 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach (@derekneverfails.bsky.social) reposted

It’s @kaylan.bsky.social and I rolling up on a Cyber Truck

16/5/2025, 3:37:23 PM | 85 6 | View on Bluesky | view