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Don't forget James Woods, perhaps the OG celebrity gone 'round the MAGA bend.
Oh noes! Whatever shall we do without Kid Rock's acting and Scott Baio's music? Wait, or was it the other way around?
Can't see how they could. It's a publicly traded $19B corporation.
Obviously, she told the DOJ she would implicate Trump unless she got a pardon. This + the move to minimum security sets that up.
Predictable. The ADP National Employment Report just became a lot more important.
Um, remember when millions of voters chose the rapist/conman/white supremacist over a brilliant Black woman in part because he would supposedly be better for the people of Gaza? Well, why the everloving FUCK isn't Trump saying or doing anything about THIS???????
I think we should start a dead pool: who goes first, RFK or Keg-seth?
If they think this will make Hogg go away, they're sorely mistaken. The DNC is determined to cover its eyes and hope the demand for young, passionate leaders goes away so they can keep protecting complacent old cowards.
Fantastic.
You tell me. Apparently sending a message was important enough to elect a president who will let Israel pave over all of Gaza. But at least you get to feel righteous!
It's not impossible. We could see lots of guard members refusing to follow Trump's orders and sitting down with protestors. We should put some resources into making sure service members who do this have legal counsel.
Thank you. That tells me the ICE personnel in question are almost certainly J6ers or part of the same groups—Proud Boys, etc. I can't see professional law enforcement officers going out of their way to be assholes and terrorize domestic staff like this, but the Gravy Seals? 100%.
Source?
Except that the Guard weren't given hotel rooms. They're sleeping on floors like they're in Gitmo. Turns out Trump doesn't give any more fucks about the people serving in our military than he does about anyone else who's not rich, white, male, and kissing his ass.
RIP, Brian Wilson. Thank you for your genius. Sail on, sailor.
Bubbles are the perfect protest tool. If we had one million people sitting in the streets, making bubbles and singing while Trump's thugs glowered in the background, we would paralyze this administration.
Trump will never, EVER be anything more than a broken, spoiled little boy with urine running down his leg, begging and desperate for everyone's approval. That's all he is. He's nothing. Let's let him know that, shall we?
White supremacists gotta white supremacist.
Good dogs.
I’ll bet the folks in Dearborn, Michigan are really glad they voted to send Biden a message by abandoning Harris. That’s working out super well for the Palestinian cause.
It's almost like the "tree of life must be watered with the blood of" types are either delusional basement dwellers or pathetic poseurs.
Well, if it's Nickelback, then riot police and tear gas may be entirely justified.
Yeah, if it's Nickelback, that may call for tear gas and rubber bullets.
The rich would have to take immigrants into their homes. No way in hell ICE and the Guard are going to storm Bel Air and Beverly Hills. We could protect thousands in those massive homes above Sunset. That's what should happen: the Limousine Liberals Brigade!
Exactly. I love this. Fuck with them. They expect angry protestors throwing bricks. Deny them that. Shut down SoCal with a general strike, and then screw with them. Hold a street music festival in front of them one day. A popup farmers' market the next. Make them look ridiculous.
They're J6ers hired by DHS. They're Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and Three Percenters. The last time we saw them, they were smearing their shit on the Capitol walls.
Sowing fear and conflict is the point!!
Everyone in L.A. should go home. Protect immigrants from ICE by hiding them, but otherwise be peaceful. Strike the rest of the week and shut the city down, but give the ICE thugs and the troops nothing to quell. Make Trump look like what he is: an overreaching pussy desperate to play commander.
This is the Gavin Newsom Californians want to see. Not the triangulating Bill Clinton clone moving to the center. Not the apologist who can’t seem to do anything for the people who lost their homes in the fires. Not the slick guy who eats at the French laundry.But a serious-ass fighter.
This will motivate people MORE.
Noem: “Thanks for applying for a job with ICE.” Candidate: “Sure.” Noem: “Let’s begin. Where were you on January 6, 2021?” Candidate: “I was shitting in the Capitol rotunda, but I don’t think that should be held—“ Noem: “When can you start? Do you have your own mask?”
Maybe society could stop pretending that people who talk incessantly about worshiping and loving a pretend God are inherently more virtuous than the rest of us. In my experience, anyone who has to talk about how virtuous they are publicly is probably a scoundrel or a piece of shit in private.
Just donated to your campaign. Kick some ass!
Goddammit.
That's a way better excuse than the one I have for not getting my writing done, a.k.a., procrastination, laziness, and Friday.
He's both insane and desperate for all this to be true because he can't stand not being adored.
I’m truly sorry those things happened to you, but I wasn’t responsible for them. Sexism is horrible, and I say that as the father of two young daughters. But attacking any man who crosses your path is not the answer.
Wow. Assuming you know anything about me or my motives is incredibly arrogant.
Bully for you.
Kat, you nailed the shit out of this. If I lived in IL, I would vote for you.
Let's not do this. Democrats waste time making sure our candidates check certain boxes. We need to replace Schumer with new blood—here's new blood. The only boxes that matter: Smart. Ethical. Passionate about fighting for all Americans. Ready to oppose everything Trump & Republicans stand for.
Won't happen. Bannon's just stirring shit.
Never tried those. But if I can't get Genius on Spelling Bee in an hour, it eats at me the entire day. #wordjunkie
And disabled to boot. Harriet was a fucking warrior.
At some point, do all these feuding right-wing douchebaskets just collapse into an ultra-dense neutron star of racist, delusional shittiness?
I feel seen.
God, I hope so.
I think what's even easier is to think one is invulnerable, untouchable, and indispensable. How many people have believed that, then gotten called into their boss' office, or had their partner suddenly say, "We need to talk?"
My daily addiction.
Logic.
Not a problem. We can pay attention to more than one thing at a time, you know.
Is that like catch-and-release?
Make them compete to see who can jump higher.
Nobody cares.
“It involved the deaths of Black people, right? Then we don’t give a shit.”
Guaranteed the paper was written by AI—possibly the same one used by the Chicago Sun-Times.
Tell me why everyone is so pissed at Democrats right now without telling me why everyone is so pissed at Democrats right now.
Who the fuck cares? The guy's a nothingburger.
She's gonna put Iowa in play all by her lonesome.
The taco was already the perfect food, and that was before it became a triggering insult for Dementia Tangerine.
How long before The Creature pardons him in an incoherent Truth Social rant?
If he wants to leave, I’ll pack his bags for him.
Why does he refer to himself in quotes?
Whatever. Sad, small little man.
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Fuck off, Worm-Brain. At this point, we still have a first amendment.
Now imagine Trump saying this exact thing. Easy, right?
Somebody had to.
Well played, sir.
Not to be that guy, but it’s “hoards.” Hordes are what he accuses immigrants of being.
It strikes me that Congress has no interest in taking tariff power back from Trump, because too many of its members are benefiting from insider trading.
Any poll this far out is beyond useless other than as a fundraising tool. But hey, if Nathan Sage can use it to raise money to go after Ernst in 2026, go for it.
Trump is oblivious to the lump of shit in his drawers.
As a man and a father to two amazing daughters, I concur. Men suck. We're the worst.
I'll sing to her if she switches parties.
I work with people who know this industry very well, and they all say the same thing: even if Apple could reduce its labor costs in the U.S. to those of China (which it can't), the infrastructure to build iPhones at scale DOES NOT EXIST in this country. Trump is a motherfucking moron.
Fuck this guy. Republicans = Party of Billionaires.
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What does that even mean? I don’t get a vote in the Senate.
Wow. That’s huge.
Then why the fuck did you vote to confirm her, senator? It’s lukewarm triangulating like that that makes all of us so furious at Democrats who are getting in bed with a horrible, evil people instead of fighting.
ETTD.
Translation: "I'm not popular anymore because some people have finally clued into the fact that I'm an amoral Nazi who thinks he can buy elections and makes shitty cars, so I'm gonna take my ball and try to save my failing company whose stock collateralizes all my loans."
Why do I need you when I have the Chicago Sun-Times and its AI-generated list of mostly nonexistent recommended summer reads? Hmm?
What, no "Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?"
And pregnant women.
Maga bonfires burning Springsteen records in three… Two… One…
Oh, de pwesident got his widdle fee-fees hurt again.
That would be every Republican, including Susan Collins and Thom Tillis. We need to hang RFK around their necks in 2026.
Texas will now kill women as soon as they become pregnant. Avoids the whole "Let 'em die in childbirth or watch 'em die after" question.
This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10
OMG, that's one of the best things I've ever seen.
WANT.
Yes. And the sanity. And the compassion. And the intelligence. And the non-bribe taking. And the decency. And the not playing golf every motherfucking weekend on the taxpayer's dime. And...
It looks like a painting of a really shitty Jesus nightlight, the kind that terrifies the living fuck out of kids when they wake up at 2:30am to go to the bathroom.