🎵the rib bone’s connected to the … leg bone🎵
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🎵the rib bone’s connected to the … leg bone🎵
here are a couple other recent wrigleyville sunsets
that tucker homer happened while bentley and i were outside wrigley, you’re welcome
does that shakeup include making it good
This spider placed its web perfectly
the radio broadcast is also mentioning some sponsor guy, let us live without the brands
yeah, this is what everyone is tuning into a baseball game for, extended chatting with the yeti guy great broadcast, marquee
the cowards at marquee will never give the people what they want
the dynasty is over because of WOKE
his fan club came after me last time but cripes not alex on the marquee broadcast again
all my homies hate the trib editorial board
one thing about the tribune editorial board, they’re gonna have a wrong and bad take
i’m just casting a wide net
just trying to reel ‘em in
so trout has … scales
get ready to learn the kennedy, losers
anyway, AS A MEDILL GRAD…
i think i covered two stories in grad school that had a press conference of sorts and both times i just hoped other people would ask useful questions because it wasn’t gonna be me
you have to be built different for that and i am assuredly not
every time i hear reporters all shouting out questions at a press conference on tv i feel extremely validated in my decision to not go into that arm of journalism because it makes me overwhelmed just to think about
“be loud for america” is a hell of a rallying cry
brandon johnson just dropped a more eloquent version of “stfu about chicago” during this presser
yeah sure all of that but TOP 10 COCKS
“a dr. seuss character quoting a viral justin bieber video” is a previously untyped sentence whoever runs this instagram account is a king/queen
An ugly injury ended his career but Marcus Lattimore could always fall back on being a South Carolina football icon. But after a few years, he started to ask: "Is this all it's gonna be for me?" He moved to Oregon, found a home and found his voice — remarkably, as a poet. New at @oregonian.com:
no one is mad at me about either of these things and yet i've said sorry about 511 times in these emails
great news for me, i just realized i sent a follow up to one person instead of sending it to a group, this is a real monday of a tuesday
This is poetry. 10/10.
excited to spend the rest of the day thinking/feelings bad about a very small-scale thing i did wrong that was easily addressable (including the wrong links in a widely distributed but non-work email, it's truly not serious and yet my brain)
choosing to believe these were left over from sorority bid day
tbf unc has been getting dogged pretty much all night
Chap-L Bill
“…and I took that personally.”
sorry sorry i’m trying to delete it
jordan jordon 🤝 disappointed by bill’s performance
more like jordout
lol and also lmao
idk why you would call the cops about this BUT whoever did must really want this guy to beat it
belichick’s post-game comment is just gonna be, “we’re on to charlotte”
tonight in noted criminal stronghold city chicago
this first weekend of college football has truly been great for those of us who are certified haters
is that bad
this also makes me feel better about thinking it was a weirdly uncalled for reaction to something unserious in the first place
it was not a response i was expecting, i can tell you that much!
this is the way to go tbh
i respect and support it tbh
[points to pinned post]
someone responded to one of my joke posts to tell me it wasn't funny and if you think that's something i consider before posting you are sorely mistaken
jordon is looking up inspirational quote pinterest boards to send bill as we speak
lol it was off the cuff but i did feel good about it
tar heels fans are probably sad, you could even say carolina blue
the good news for bill belichick is now everyone will be talking about how he stinks as a college football coach and not how weird his relationship seems to be
congrats on your new head coach, alabama
the inferior carolina
we need it to be shorter, like zero workdays
thanks as always to whichever cub stopped at the driveway of the players’ lot to let bentley and me cross before another dog got too close
tonight has huge sunday vibes (derogatory)
my friend i was GLEEFUL
lmaooooooo carson kelly GOATed for blowing off the rest of taylor's post-game interview after he got the cooler dumped on him
many people are saying
carson kelly read your posts
good job, cubs!
they should listen to me more often imo
thanks for listening!
cubs should do a walkoff imo
@ guy whose bumble prompt I responded to yesterday please respond back to me i’m needy and impatient
i was in my front yard reading, i thought i was sending good vibes from there!
i turned on the cubs game and ian happ homered, you're welcome
oh these dudes both have one foot in the grave
welcome to the neighborhood!!
i feel like it kind of varies by block/year tbh. i’m in wrigleyville and i remember last year thinking my street was more decorated than usual, and there are definitely some houses that do larger scale decorating (big spiderwebs, inflatables, etc.)
lol there’s a party of guys happening across the street and they just got the firetruck driving by to honk for them
i’ve got my eye on the bros having a cookout across the street, can’t be too careful
coming to you live from the hellhole known as chicago
wear what you want but never wear any of this
almost two and a half hours later … i’m still up
i really thought i was gonna surrender to a couch nap a little while ago but no, i’ve managed to stave off sleep for a while longer
i shudder to think about what it could be tbh
there can’t possibly be a good answer
i typed and deleted like five different comments to put with the picture because like … what is there to even say here, some of these dudes are not okay
circus performer is a job i have not previously seen mentioned in one of these profiles
miami … tyfys
yes! i kept meaning to make this one night when it was really hot and then i kept being lazy and not doing it
you would be correct haha
bentley also got some plain pasta before i mixed everything else in, who among us does not cook dinner to share with their dog
thank you! i might’ve added some tomato or cucumber too if i’d had those, but generally it feels like you can’t go wrong with the basics like this
thank you!
thank you! this is absolutely my ceiling for cooking haha
