I learn something new every other day
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I learn something new every other day
.... No no no! You don't have to call for security, I was asked to come in here.
Wait, he was on the moon when he said that?
#NeverToLate
No one ever prepares you for... When you've been the baby face your whole life but now people believe you when you say your age.
😂
Be the first!
*muted*
You mention her as a political opponent before mentioning her as a former Vice President of the United States of America?
Don't make anything... Anything again. It's never as clever as you think it is, and that other saying is always right there just hovering like a dark cloud over your silly little attempt to be clever.
Thank you!
That was graphic... Thought this was a family app 😂
I miss the 80s too
The country went full racist after we had a completely non controversial Black Man. A woman might make it nuke itself. But it is long overdue. And might the only thing that can save it
Use your new powers ruthlessly! Work on a maniacal laugh. Remember, start slowly and then really get into it
My father told me better to be feared than loved... I dont know that he specifically was talking about my sneezes but that is where I incorporated the advice
B.
I very much would like to hear the first part of this conversation. Feels like some much needed context is missing
You're trying to thread a needle in a hurricane during an earthquake in the dark and the candle just went out
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That was the saddest thing I ever read
That would be a terrible way to die
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It's not lost on me that almost all the states sending troops to Washington DC are Confederate states
Interesting.
Dry.... Cleaning?
Why do you hate family so much?
I would add Smokey to this list. We had a good run there for a while
Reading this... I have no idea which side you're fighting for
You mean, Commander Crunch?
Reels are cool... It's like people sent you a post card from their TL. Gifs tho, they had to look that up, they did that for you. They thought about you, the conversation and the best way to turn verbal into visual. Appreciate the gif people. They care more!
As someone that owns a time share in Friendzonelandia this broke me
Literally the best of times I had online were with BP and ICQ
First... I won't ask myself that, and you can't make me. Second... Why in the world would I do this... I missed a memo didn't I? I gotta stop sleeping during the meetings
Ended badly for congress in one of them books too... Maybe, we let this play out
Yeeeep
I'd rather go back to AIM or Yahoo Messenger than let Elon make a penny off of me in ad revenue
We are not bug people 😂
We are living in a satire of the 1950s from the 1980s.
Work be like... Didn't you say you wanted a raise?
Safe sex just got a whole lot more interesting
*snorts blood pressure medicine off your chest
Except a manatee... They are federally protected and this would likely be a felony
Plan A! Seemed like a coded message.... To us AI... For crime. Is how I read that
Has someone ever asked you for directions... And you knew how to guide them? Omg is this what being a man supposed to feel like? Full Unk Status: obtained
ARE YOU EVEN LIVING, LAUGHING OR LOVING, BRO?
Hence the views
Oh Im here for this. Subscribe to Tales from the hotel
awkward silences during an orgy
Way to keep me humble... I got 10k on a comment on IG and this reminds me there are levels to viral 😂
Wait... I thought this was never going to be discussed. There was NDA's signed
Maybe just to my American eyes. We're a simple people
Fancy straw
True
Yet not chips with the pizza?
The realization that I've literally worked for 30 years and got 10+ in front of me... If I'm lucky only 10. Crime looking really strong right now
Lol
All for what feels like a one day weekend. And for what... To do it for another 20 years or death... Which ever comes first. This is not sustainable
Hearing*
I figure we'll soon be hiring about Orlando, Disney and Universal too.
The amazing part is how he never takes a hit on any of it. I miss the days when a gaffe could ruin a career. And his aren't even gaffes
If I tell you "In the Air Tonight" is playing... And I ask you... "How much time we got?" And you know the answer. You remember how great it was when we played outside
I might can't take you there... But I can point you in the right direction...
I can't do much... But I can no longer do nothing!
Even with girl IRS Agents? That can't be right
If all my followers sent me $2 I could probably get the large pizza instead of the medium
Is he still in the race?
I think I lost the plot
Who does this. Why? No! No!
I just know the Macho Man is stomping that ass right now.
Throw in something... Like a you will say one blessing in the native tongue of the old country... That works every time... 9% of the time. Bless an object with good luck. Lift a curse from an ex. Throw in a value add
$1.99 People would do it without even thinking
@imcharlottegirl.bsky.social I wonder if this why I liked the show so much 😂
I'll take things my ex said about me for a $1000 Alex
Until further notice.
Seems quick, but I suspect you find yourself more often in the crushed-on position than crush-er
3 days? Only 3 days? Like business days? If it develops on a Thursday does it last til Monday? Max?
I feel like not being here sooner that I may have failed you. And hot chocolate.
You went coffee didn't you?
Super late entry, hot chocolate
Somewhere the president is both glad and jealous of this distraction. And is contemplating having another affair for the attention
Your instincts are good.
Again?
Who?
He must've stop saying stuff
Oh!
I think the overarching message we all can take away from this is.... Nothing good can come from going to a Coldplay concert.
Yes.
The Harbinger of Meh
I doubt there is anywhere that feels good right now. The shroud of orange 💩 covers all the lands
I never trusted them. You, I'm willing to give a chance to.
I'm sure with consent it's totally allowable
Will you therapy me?
Oh wow... That would work
There are counties out here building literal functioning Sun's and we're still fighting for coal and oil.
Umm...