I now understand why he didn’t just kick the FG before half.
I now understand why he didn’t just kick the FG before half.
I just want to know what the plan was even if the bubble screen was successful.
Worldwide participant in some sports.
Disney does not have enough money to send someone to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. They couldn’t hire a yinzer to provide live updates on the Pitt Panthers game.
Did anyone ever come up with a nickname for Duquesne v Pitt? @keithelong.bsky.social and I came up with Boulevard of the Rivals but open to anything
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using my tennis racket as a spoon of sorts and making airplane noises as i try to spoon-feed the ball to the umpire in the high chair
“As long as our oligarchs win, we can defeat oligarchy!”
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
BBQ was the only redeeming part. Inverse walkability.
My south is Houston. That’s so sad.
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
1.4.d You can’t be up there mocking Zeus like that.
45 minutes ago, Chicago had “cloudy weather” for the night (<30% chance of rain for Apple). It was actively storming. Now we have a flash flood warning. We are continuously touching the stove with one hand and cranking the heat up with the other.
Do you think his name is Tim?
“Tim” isn’t here. It’s just you and me. Do you think you need to post on this app to unlock the ability to read other posts?
Wait do you actually think the owner of The Onion is named Tim Onion?
So you dunked on him?
What do you think you did here?
Good job! You saved Medicaid!
TNT is correct. I don’t actually want to watch hockey or see the history of the finals. I want to see AI video clips of people milling about.
any business establishment that needs some stuff to put on the tv is more than welcome to fire up youtube and throw some secret base videos on there, we’re honored
They have about 4 dozen sandwiches, but no Bois Burger.
@jonbois.bsky.social The Chicago Bagel Authority knows good programming.
As a bread expert yourself. How would someone even get the bottom bun to look like it is made from weaved tiny threads of dough?
Ok I will give you a concrete example: I am a dual doctorate in pharmacy and medicinal chemistry. I am getting laid off as my NIH grants were cut. >50% of the jobs I’m finding on LinkedIn for drug discovery as a chemist are companies looking to hire people to train AI models.
patreon.com/SecretBase
A touching pregame tribute on the @Phillies broadcast 🤣
Pedants will destroy the world.
“The US postal service costs each American worker on average about $6 a month so we are going to blow up the entire program.”
Having electricity in my apartment is a net loss of $1.2K a year.
Year 4 of picking 3 colors and letting the local place run wild.
I didn’t want to get my hopes up last week when they hinted at Canada.
Me when I want to watch one more episode of Pretty Good, but I’m just too tired.
I think it is Darren who worked 3rd shift at the Waffle House on 30.
What a summary of the anti-trans movement: March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000
When I see a Walter Bloomberg tweet, I wait for Todd Forbes or Mary CNBC to corroborate before I believe what he is saying.
i want to emphasize how these themes — that government should be a force for good, that huge teams of people working together are necessary to make it work, and that being part of one of those teams is incredibly meaningful — are universal in every conversation i've had for this series.
sheetz fucking slaps
career rushing stats at Alcorn State for this man: six carries for eleven yards
The other old timey transportation was lucky that trolley is still serving a post season suspension for taking money from San Francisco the year before NIL went through.
I gave his office a call at 11:30 CST, so I guess they got so many calls that they ripped the cords out of the wall.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I was having dinner at a Burmese restaurant yesterday and this music video came on. Is there a connection between Burma and the Hawgs that I am unfamiliar with?
new saddest six word story just dropped
Unasked for?
man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about
When you see a young gun trying to take your spot at the top of the bald leaderboards.
I do not know what compels you to get into inconsequential (and incorrect as the U-Haul and police cars blocked lanes on the bridge) semantics to defend Nazis. They also got a lot more preferential treatment than not being arrested. You are being obtuse for no reason.
Dude I can’t help you see why people are mad that nazis are riding in the front seat of cop cars and climate protesters are riding in the back seats.
Again. I have to ask you why you think this is equally applied to all political beliefs. You are being oblivious about this.
Just checking back in on this when it was revealed the cops drove a neo nazi around to pick up his dog.
I’m angry, every day, about so many things. but I think I’m angriest about how stupid and unnecessary and careless all of this, and how many innocent people will die because of it.
There is one on Ashland in Chicago that I drive by sometimes. I have never seen a single person in or around it. Makes me laugh every time.
Called his district office as a concerned citizen. His committee positions (joint economic committee and ways&means) are of national importance which means that even this house representative has a lot of power.
But yes if you are in his district, especially call him.
I will be calling the DC office. If he is having closed door meetings with the minority leader, he, and his staff, can take calls from democratic voters.
some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
I always knew Kenny Pickett would take the final snap of a Super Bowl Victory.
how are you preparing your super bowl party for The Upcoming Kenny Pickett Drive
Do you think the police would have coordinated with climate protesters to do the same thing?
one of the coolest sports related posts I’ve seen in a long time.
This is like when Elon got rid of seeing Twitter likes except it’s with air traffic controllers and the National Institute of Health.
Academic Skyers: I am compiling a list of policies and statements from various universities about how they are handling the "pause" in terms of stopping expenditures (or not). Please respond to this post with your institution and materials. THANK YOU!
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
This week in ESPN can’t make a functioning app, Notre Dane has punted into section 119 row 24 before Ohio State returned it to their 24. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
this definitely would have made it into my documentary about guys named bob if i’d known about it. what a beautiful moment of bob solidarity
You would think that an official stream would feel different than watching a bootleg.
the bears’ second half, down 3 points the entire time: - punt - punt - reach SEA territory, punt - reach SEA territory, punt - false start on 4th & inches - punt team sent out - timeout #1 burned with a stopped clock - they think about it - 1st down - timeout #2 burned with a stopped clock - int
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone
Did you hear that the hospital he went to was out of network?
Dad was so excited to see Montreux on a road sign as we came back from Gruyères to our place along the Swiss/Italian border that he made the executive decision to stop there and give us a mini walking tour of the lyrics to Smoke on the Water (it was great)
We are shaping up for a monumental @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark. I don’t know how they’ll get it all covered in 90 minutes.
Dad, a minute after explaining he watched a replay of Sunday’s Cowboys-Commanders game thinking it was happening today: “Entropy is the decay of all systems into disorganization. It will happen to everything, even football.”
Health Tech! We’re always talking about how to optimize machine learning in health care. 🤔 So great to hear @jonbois.bsky.social ‘s perspective! 😂
as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
balatro sweeps “games you can play while holding baby and after having slept 8 of last 48 hours” awards
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
we are so close to @jonbois.bsky.social and @kofie.bsky.social send Wisconsin a list of randomly selected plays they have to run in order
mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
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This kid's reaction to Lamar Jackson's scramble last weekend is the best (via Ravens)
The consequences of these laws have names and faces. They always will.
posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown
They’re called scammers
You’re welcome America. Stormed the field twice lol
hanging out
It’s insane that it gets worse every year. Games are multiple plays or even drives behind.
seems intriguing
Pharmacist giving me my flu/covid shots today saw my tattoo and it sparked a 5-min conversation on the lasting influence of Russian literature. also CVS gave me a bag of white cheddar popcorn and a $5 coupon for getting vaxxed up. I’m Woke now
I’m telling myself that this attitude is why Card Show had to end.
Sweet bologna log inside a long onion and potato pierogi. Deep fried and seasoned with celery salt and mustard (only mustard).
Even funnier is that multiple schools are just their logo.
