Keith Sands
@keithsands.bsky.social
Cambridge-based, work in ELT publishing / ed tech for a university press. Semi-competent rock climber. Half Man Half Biscuit & Cardiacs enjoyer. Occasional writing and translation.
created December 11, 2023
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I was doing a printmaking course at the time and had got quite into his work. I was amazed they did this - it was like having a personal exhibition put on, at about a weeks notice, and the curator was chatty and enthusiastic.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
I did this a few years ago and if I recall correctly, they put out about 10 individual prints and a portfolio with about a dozen more ('The Image in Search of Itself'). Online catalogue lists 94 Pasmore works, most of which are prints.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Top work here from the trillion dollar brain.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Top tip: email the Prints & Drawings Room at Tate Britain and request an appointment to see as many of the Victor Pasmore prints they have in the vaults in one go as you can
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
But did he switch sides to cold empiricism between the BA and the MA, or did they strip him of the MA when he started raving about "The Sacrifice"?
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Authors of this 1974 pamphlet have no time whatsoever for any of your unempirical, new age, hippy bullshit
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
The 'Nine Maidens' standing stones, of which eleven are still present. Diminutive enough perhaps to have inspired that scene in 'This Is Spinal Tap'.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Mounts View Cottages, Madron.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
St Ives Gothic
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Black Slab, Bosigran, Cornwall. A Colin Kirkus route. Easy but spectacular.
Tony Taylor (@itstonyt10.bsky.social) reposted
All together now: "But I can put a tennis racket up against my face/And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki" Jasmine Paolini performs unexpected HMHB tribute at the US Open.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you think they're doing from a moral perspective?
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Last 5 gigs: Josienne Clarke (doing Sandy Denny) Adwaith Half Man Half Biscuit (Bethesda) Oyafestival Oslo 2024 (PJ Harvey, Pulp, etc) Half Man Half Biscuit (Coventry) ... should go to more gigs, really
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Little Fashy Crowds
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Next week: 'How I rethought my views on compulsory chainsaw training' by Charles "Seven Fingers" Amos
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. If I found a chicken that could talk, I wouldn't care about the egg colour.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Vincent Yzerbyt too pleased with 'imself
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
People who warn of "tinderboxes" always reek of petrol.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Alternatively:
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Kayaking trip. Crow in Exmouth Harbour
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Moderate Breakfast Traffic sounds like what you'd get in the Neutral Milk Hotel
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Achtung Bono then.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends if Half Man Half Biscuit counts in the genre.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, I was picturing... something else.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Um. Is there a typo in this?
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Which reminds me of my dad, circa 1983, pointing out Tony Benn nearly getting rolled over by his own car in the car park of an M1 service station after he'd forgotten to put the handbrake on. "That's Wedgie!" he said, confusingly
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Broad definition of 'celebrity', but I once chased after the hatchback of reclusive avant-garde poet JH Prynne in order to tell him that his exhaust pipe was hanging off
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
"I should have just got a job on the bins / The pay's better and I'd know some hard blokes"
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Now look online to find out if Iain Sinclair really is Clive Sinclair's brother
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Clive and Iain Sinclair, eccentric siblings solving mysteries in 1980s London. Clive cruises in his futuristic C5, crunching the data on 16K of RAM, while Iain tramps the streets, making lateral connections through his psycho-geographical instinct. Commission it now!
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
The Bayeux Tapestry is, by miles, the most breathtaking work of art I have ever seen (even if it was created as invasion propaganda). Pictures just don't prepare you for the three-dimensional reality of the thing. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Tragic consequences for the guy who didn't spot the ambiguity of "make a turkey melt" when he asked AI to set the oven
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah sorry I didn't realise it was o.o.p. It's a fantastic little book.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
If you want an antidote to Bad Nature Writing, Richard Smyth's own 'An Indifference of Birds' is great, mainly because it's about birds and not about Richard Smyth having big feelings while looking at birds.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Vindicated in my wariness of nature-based memoirs with woodcuts on the cover. Wrong 'uns, the lot of them. Shady as their bosky paths
Rose Ruane (@regretteruane.bsky.social) reposted
What is the charge? Walking a path? A succulent salt path?
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Osip Mandelstam (my translation, in 'Unknown Soldier' Equipage 2019). #smallpoemsunday @tomsnarsky.bsky.social
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
The shadow of the zone of pleasure Floated on discarded things; Where we smelt, with some displeasure The mouldy mattress and the bins.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
A heartwarming picture, but that was in the 1960s, when he was trying to make a comeback
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
1) asks AI to set oven hot enough to melt a turkey 2) sets fire to house
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Savage Gardens? Supported Siouxsie and the Banshees in 1983
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, did they train Google AI on that confidently delivered horseshit?
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't there a Professor of Modern Literature a few years ago, who similarly answered his phone on Bloomsday, was asked about the book, and gave a salty, know-it-all quote, which inadvertently revealed that he hadn't read it?
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the worst, but Pet Shop Boys "My heart starts missing a beat / Oh oh every time" has always irked me. Either your heart misses a beat, or it starts missing beats.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
the kind of songwriting up with which we will not put up with
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
"Run for Your Life" by the Beatles is horrifying on several levels
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever heard Van Morrison's deliberately terrible contractual obligation songs for Bang Records? For example: "I can see by the look on your face That you've got ring worm I'm very sorry but I have to tell you that You've got ring worm"
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Had to look up five different things to understand it, but "Came astride snorting destriers / North End ket wig lids in Montirex" has to be couplet of the decade #hmhb #allasimovandnofreshair
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Allotments. Matalan. Lonely ventriloquists. Medieval war-horses. Legoland on acid. Rawlplugs. Mortality. Telepathic crime-fighting hens. All life is here. #hmhb
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
IT'S ARRIVED
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Syd Barrett is probably the closest thing in Cambridge - mainly due to the mythology that grew up around the recluse in later life.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrible journalistic ethics too - to delete the explanatory clause, but let the lies stand
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
The Easter Island profile of Pen-y-Holt Stack
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
The speed with which a (problematic) judgement that "some groups are allowed to be trans-exclusive in some circumstances" has metastasised into an interpretation that "all groups must be trans-exclusive in all circumstances" is frankly horrifying.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a universal truth. My wife was at primary school in Leningrad in the early 1980s, and she also knew one kid with a very powerful magnet.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
SHOW RESPECT TO YOUR EQUINE OVERLORDS
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
another trip to the horse dictatorship of Newmarket
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that's a great book. Second line of 'Dickie Davies Eyes' notwithstanding.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
"Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead"
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
spent a couple of hours today in Newmarket, where everything is made of horse
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
don't want to alarm you Brendan, but someone has glued a bit of your hair to the upper floor of the building on the left
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Climbing at Giltar Point, Pembrokeshire last Friday
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Pen-y-Holt Bay in Range West, Pembrokeshire last Sunday.
Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvont.bsky.social) reposted
Unforgivable.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Boundless / Unbound say on their website they are "a place where brave voices thrive", which is a funny way to spell starve
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Ringing the doorbell would kill the burglary industry
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
No he's not. He's the drummer in Pink Floyd.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a little known fact that Tarkovsky filmed 'Stalker' not far from Rotherham.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a handy version which strips out the AI and ads: udm14.com
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
I first became aware of elections as a child in 1979 when I asked my dad about the party signs in people's gardens. For some time after, I thought you "voted" by sticking a sign up in your garden, and someone drove round and counted them all.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
"In Latin, Peter." "ego... non ... lictus"
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
I'm hearing he's a catholic, Chris
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
The Cambridge Disinformation Summit took place in Oxford last week
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
He was just focus-grouping the new aggressive electoral strategy in a pub car park
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
@longbarrowpress.bsky.social but in case you missed it, they tried Hard Labour a few weeks ago
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Come and Have a Go if You Think You're Hard Enough Labour
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
I fear they're going to learn all the wrong lessons and pivot even further right by rebranding as Forced Labour or something
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, if you want to sustain or revive the economies of post-industrial cities, expanding universities is maybe the only way UK governments have actually managed to do that since the 1980s
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Ray of sunlight in a world gone mad
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
was it for this the clay grew tall
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Switch on Newsnight. Think Tank Guy questions whether "Keir Starmer can straddle two horses". Switch off Newsnight.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you familiar with udm=14? It's Google with all the AI and ads stripped out. It finds that book at the top of the search results. udm14.com
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
no
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Top pitch of Sabre Cut, Dinas Cromlech.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Llanberis Pass.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Morgan McSweeney, Morgan McSweeney,... youtu.be/PNqcas3_-Dw?...
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
"I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning, Corporal" "Thank you, sir"
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Public service announcement: remember when Google was a search engine which would find reliable information at the top of the page? Like this? udm14.com
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was about 12, I thought (for possibly several months) that Sade was singing about a "School Operetta"
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
More HMHB & Glyderau action from the weekend.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
... and Saturday morning ("amongst the boulders strewn between Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr...") #HMHB
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
Friday night (HMHB at Neuadd Ogwen, Bethesda)
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps, but less so than "trade" publishing I think.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at academic, or educational, publishers for editorial roles?
Billy Mills (@billymills.bsky.social) reposted
Marine Le Penitentiary.
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
What's an ig? The most basic kind of igloo, lacking rudimentary bathroom facilities?
Neil John Griffiths (@njgriff.bsky.social) reposted
today’s wtaf moment www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social) reply parent
(I mean it affectionately! Equipage has been dishing out brilliant poetry for 30 years)
Keith Sands (@keithsands.bsky.social)
One night near Catania in 1999, I saw a shadowy figure walk down a rocky headland with a metal case, chain it to a concrete jetty, and drop it into the sea. I assumed this was some shady Cosa Nostra smuggling activity at the time. I now realise it was a Cambridge small poetry press launching a book