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created March 19, 2025

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Up next: funniest Laugh In moments!

6/9/2025, 8:13:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s, at the very least, there to keep the violent white supremacists happy. 😞

31/8/2025, 3:46:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who would ever vote for that ghoul? 😳

31/8/2025, 12:51:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Sorry I don’t get your college level math!” 😄

28/8/2025, 10:29:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In my top 5 all time fave songs!

27/8/2025, 3:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry was race car driver. His fleet was white as snow.

24/8/2025, 11:00:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows plenty of bigger assholes. He just happens to agree with them.

24/8/2025, 12:17:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is at the top of his game right now! Glad he’s not shy about speaking up!

19/8/2025, 8:21:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he? Maybe that’s why he can’t walk straight. 🤔

16/8/2025, 3:04:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her husband is 32 years older than her! 😳

12/8/2025, 7:18:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda f***ed up, honestly, that the band is forever judged by an incident that I’m certain they, personally, had nothing to do with.

8/8/2025, 11:53:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is it that “qualifies” someone? 🤔

6/8/2025, 1:01:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who the fuck asked you to come here and troll, loser?

4/8/2025, 12:02:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No “argument,” troll. EVERYONE but you can see it, plain as day. 🤷‍♂️

4/8/2025, 12:01:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😄

4/8/2025, 9:54:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a dude. Is that why you won’t leave me alone? Because you think I’m a woman and don’t understand boundaries? 😄

4/8/2025, 9:53:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a fucking criminal and you know it.

4/8/2025, 9:52:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Sunday. I’m otherwise just doing laundry. You keep further proving that you’re just an absolute jerkoff, that’s not worth anyone’s time, though. Try to Enjoy your Sunday, and your fucking miserable life. I’ll do the same. ✌️

3/8/2025, 5:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😄✌️🖕

3/8/2025, 5:34:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FFS, I was ready to forget your dumb ass, but opened BS and your video started playing. It was only about 2.7 seconds in when obviously manipulated video began. You people(?) bots(?) literally have nothing but bullshit to offer! 🙄

3/8/2025, 4:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😄

3/8/2025, 4:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get a fucking job, dude. 🙄

3/8/2025, 4:27:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know you’re full of shit. That’s the evil part. 🖕

3/8/2025, 4:13:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GFY, pedo defender. Bye!

3/8/2025, 3:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look it up instead of playing fucking stupid, and maybe I’ll give you more of my time.✌️

3/8/2025, 3:37:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’ve followed recent events and STILL think he’s some innocent victim, maybe it’s you that needs a cognitive test.

3/8/2025, 3:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Read something, fuckwit.

3/8/2025, 3:15:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“What your saying” Dude, you’re an illiterate troll. Or Russian. Either way, GFY. 🤷‍♂️

3/8/2025, 3:14:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🖕

3/8/2025, 3:11:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, it’s a “scandle” (you illiterate moron) that he fucking rapes women. Sorry, children. GFY. You’re dismissed. 🖕

3/8/2025, 3:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking moron. 🙄

3/8/2025, 12:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And did everything in their power to try to steal an election.

3/8/2025, 12:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I can still talk about the ones that fucked kids. 🤷‍♂️

3/8/2025, 12:07:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, those were some pretty serious political appointments. 😄 Launching her all the way to Vice President! Again, you’re a fucking moron.

3/8/2025, 12:06:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about a citation? Shouldn’t be difficult, unless you’re full of shit/ridiculously gullible. 🤷‍♂️

3/8/2025, 12:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Citation? And Newsmax doesn’t count.

3/8/2025, 11:58:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Well you’re a fucking moron, aren’t you? 🙄

3/8/2025, 11:54:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even still, a 32 year age gap with her husband is beyond creepy.

2/8/2025, 4:59:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Democrat politician and her husband were literally just murdered. Sit the fuck down.

24/7/2025, 9:21:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one asked you to be here, you fucking imbecilic troll. 🙄

20/7/2025, 1:52:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Said the annoying troll.

20/7/2025, 12:22:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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✌️

20/7/2025, 12:08:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, my bad. I forgot the subject was socialism. Fucking moron. 🙄

20/7/2025, 12:03:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dunno. Maybe you’re bringing guns to a Jewish space laser fight.

19/7/2025, 10:44:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone pointed out that Oscar looks like a talking weed nug and I’ll never unsee it.

19/7/2025, 10:41:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same with fascism.

19/7/2025, 10:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😄

16/7/2025, 5:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing but “We’re getting rid of all the brown people!” It’s like when asked to list why Biden’s Presidency was such a nightmare, I would consistently get a top five that was just “inflation” (a worldwide issue) repeated 5 times. 🤷‍♂️

16/7/2025, 5:14:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looked, and didn’t even get past #5. 1. Racism 2. More Racism 3. Racizm (cool spelling for the kids) 4. Pumpkin Spice racism Etc. 🙄

16/7/2025, 5:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Trump could cure cancer and liberals would still complain!” (Trump: Defunds cancer research)

16/7/2025, 4:32:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Telling that you couldn’t come up with anything on your own. 🤷‍♂️

16/7/2025, 4:31:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Good” for who? Straight, white males? (Which I am, yes, but I don’t believe that makes me more important than others.)

16/7/2025, 4:22:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you believe such people are inherently “bad?”

16/7/2025, 3:55:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Would you like to see some bullshit and cherry picked ‘facts’ that support my claim?”

16/7/2025, 3:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still waiting….

16/7/2025, 3:50:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

And those without a “Biblical worldview” are obviously the bad people, right? Not in my experience. 🤷‍♂️

16/7/2025, 3:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a “believer,” if that’s what you’re asking. I stopped believing in God around the same time I stopped believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Many of my loved ones are Christians, though. The kind for whom it’s not just a front for white supremacy.

16/7/2025, 3:48:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And THAT’S your response? Seriously? Can’t even come up with one redeeming quality, so you pretend he’s a man of God? 🙄

16/7/2025, 3:42:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have nothing against REAL Christians.

16/7/2025, 3:40:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I figured you would pretend not to trust any source I provided. It’s not hard to find. I just had to search “TDS pedophile.” 🤷‍♂️

16/7/2025, 3:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is “good” about Trump? Tell us even just ONE redeeming quality he has.

16/7/2025, 3:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His name is Justin Eichorn. Go ahead and look it up for yourself. 🤷‍♂️

16/7/2025, 3:34:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 3:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like Trump/Republicans do about literally everything? 🤔

16/7/2025, 3:08:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means death threats work. 🤷‍♂️

16/7/2025, 2:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Who said you had to explain communism? Who the fuck even asked you to be here? My mistake was in engaging you in the first place and making you think your being here is anything but annoying. Get a job, my dude!

15/7/2025, 8:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I do NOT mind pedophiles, as long as they get me the fascism that I so crave!”

15/7/2025, 3:59:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😄

15/7/2025, 3:58:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably because the “far left” in this country is fighting for things the rest of the free world has had for years. I think you can stop worrying about “communism” now. 🙄 And you didn’t prove shit. You regurgitated right wing bullshit.

15/7/2025, 1:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re full of shit. You know goddamn well what the holdup is. 🙄

15/7/2025, 1:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.axios.com/2025/07/15/t...

15/7/2025, 1:02:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool, bye!

15/7/2025, 1:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without a single actual example of it “going on,” but, instead, a bunch of right wing scare stories.

15/7/2025, 12:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, those “TDS” sufferers, who are upset that cult members like yourself literally don’t give a fuck that the man is a pedophile and rapist.

15/7/2025, 12:53:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are the “communists” in the room with us now?

15/7/2025, 12:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To provide you with yet another boogeyman. 🙄

15/7/2025, 12:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

So, basically, you’re here to spend ridiculous amounts of time convincing liberals of what a poor widdle victim you are. Enjoy your day/life.

15/7/2025, 12:45:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To make you feel victimized, so you support the dismantling of the Department of Education. Stop being a muppet, dude!

15/7/2025, 12:31:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are laws being made to stop illegal aliens from voting? 🤷‍♂️

15/7/2025, 12:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have ANY thoughts of your own, or do you just regurgitate right wing boogeyman stories made to make you feel like a perpetual victim?

15/7/2025, 12:29:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans introduced legislation to prevent illegal aliens from voting, which is already illegal. They do these things because stupid people keep believing every word they say, despite decades of brazen lies. 🤷‍♂️

15/7/2025, 2:00:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, I’m good, since you never provided any evidence that any of this is being taught in public schools. ✌️

15/7/2025, 1:58:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙄

15/7/2025, 12:54:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me guess: “too many?”

15/7/2025, 12:48:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And, yet again, which public school is teaching this?

15/7/2025, 12:48:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live, and grew up, in the NW.

15/7/2025, 12:37:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

And the teaching of it is so widespread that you can’t provide me a single example of it being taught anywhere at anytime. 🤔

15/7/2025, 12:33:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

And, again, in what grade is this being taught?

15/7/2025, 12:05:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Never thought of myself as a Marxist, but that synopsis does sound a lot like common sense. Please tell me, in your own words, what should be taught.

15/7/2025, 12:03:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wake me when it’s anything’s but allegations, which it never is. 🥱

14/7/2025, 11:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kellyoallen.bsky.social (@kellyoallen.bsky.social) reply parent

Please explain what you mean by “Marxist teachings,” because no one knows wtf you’re talking about, including, I suspect, you.

14/7/2025, 11:04:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I’m complete prick to absolutely everyone. No discrimination.”

3/7/2025, 9:21:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s “future Presidential library” aka his pockets.

2/7/2025, 1:04:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hamm was good, but the movie was meh.

29/6/2025, 3:52:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are perpetually the victims. That’s the entire game. 🙄

28/6/2025, 7:27:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to break free from the shackles of trying to be pop stars and just rock out, imho.

18/6/2025, 3:20:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop trying to make Courtney Love happen.

17/6/2025, 3:03:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Won’t someone please think of the cats?!?

13/6/2025, 12:35:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And probably had jokes when LA actually WAS on fire. 😡

13/6/2025, 12:34:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Epstein toothpaste ain’t going back in the tube, bruv. 😄

11/6/2025, 1:46:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view