Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
(borders change so often, culturally, my grandfather's family was Polish, ethnically Lithuanian apparently, and politically, sometimes Russian)
Dog dad ๐โ๐ฆบ๐, husband ๐ฌ, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. ๐ก 'Ville & Midcoast Maine ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open โ๏ธ ORD 11/20-11/24
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(borders change so often, culturally, my grandfather's family was Polish, ethnically Lithuanian apparently, and politically, sometimes Russian)
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Assuming I have the same parents as my sister, there are no surprises in my bloodline. 75% British isles, 25% the borderlands of Poland/Lithuania/Belarus
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I really find it odd when someone sends all of their kids to private (religious) school but is a school committee member for the public schools...and people vote for them.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not uncommon for people to dubiously claim Irish ancestry around here
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
"I have a friend who is so proud of being Irish, he did one of those DNA kits, 0.7% Irish, guy is lost now" - older gentleman who asked how I knew the dogs were mutts
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
*not pretend, sigh
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Can we pretend the rule of law and rulings mean anything to these ghouls? The response will be "na na na, make me!"
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Great! So long as SCOTUS doesn't overturn it and Congress enforces it.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Julie & Julia & Gary
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
& R.E.M. was one of the favorite love concerts I've ever been to
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Nightswimming
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I've been informed I'm a 5
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
๐๐ซฆ
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah ah ah
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact: when I was little, I thought they only ate McDonald's French fries
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a giant bag of carbs
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I will probably leave at 5 to head south
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I assure you, my dude, the seagulls and pigeons don't need help finding food
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it really a mistake or was it manifesting?
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ข
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
There's such a a random assortment of businesses open today
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
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Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not really sure, I thought we'd be in tight circles by now
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a shedding cycle?
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
oh no...how terrible ๐
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I forgot MSNBC HBOed themselves
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
This โblue states closed schools too longโ narrative is becoming increasingly entrenched in the Polite Center but itโs arguable at best. Republican states had far more deaths during COVID and their students have roughly comparable learning loss.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
because they know they themselves are
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I think all of the ones that are actually elected aren't disciplined enough to take the reigns in any competent fashion and I think they actually don't trust Miller et al enough to think that jackal won't somehow boot them.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I do think that train is going to fly off the tracks and devolve into infighting and incompetence. If only the Democrats can avoid stepping on enough rakes to actually stop it.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought to even get in the door there you had to have a connection that already worked or donated there
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
My sister was two years behind me at the same university and stayed an extra year to get a second degree and she says that the classes below her were so much worse than ours (our university rapidly changed it's profile while we were there).
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Healthcare is famous for not hiring anyone who doesn't have healthcare experience (or a direct degree)
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
and even outside of that, we have employees that are allegedly really good at certain things that just refuse to do other things and we...let them? Which puts pressure on everyone else.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that this is different than corporate America, but they tend to promote people who are good at a very specific thing to be managers, which they are not good at nor trained to be!
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
"progressives came in and started talking charter schools" Sir, those were not progressives.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I work for a not for profit now and it's like I landed on the moon.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
If someone tells me they have a master's degree, I know I'm in for like triple the training because those people tend to be absolutely useless at everything. No common sense, no reasoning ability, no logic. It's like those degrees suck it out of them.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I have had to fight tooth and nail to hire people without college degrees that are much more competent than certain people who have checked a bunch of boxes that have zero actual skill
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh is he still around?
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
This is a hard one, but everyone deserves to have a life that's more than scraping by. A chicken in every pot and no such thing as medical debt.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Unions are most under pressure from non Union folks that don't realize their work is easier because of unions
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I just want to know why teachers unions seem to be less successful than other municipal unions at raising wages.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I have been a Union employee but not part of a collective action.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
We place too much value on purchased high educational skills and discard inherent skill
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
personally, I'd rather be short handed than have an ineffective coworker
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
The times I feel genuine joy at work are when I feel I'm making a difference and actually helping people. My employer may have been awful, but I was happiest being a construction loan administrator.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I've had several that have all shaped how I approach labor.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I am the Director of Technology and Office Operations for a non profit. Stumbled upon.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
I made balls of dough at a convenience store pizza place for $5.45/hr
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
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Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Penis, noodle, penis
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Which point?!??
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Katrina Come Hell and High Water
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
New Orleans's population is still 25% below what it was pre-Katrina, 20 whole ass years later.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
This Katrina documentary...
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
When you really have to pee you shiver like...you went swimming off a boat and got back on and there's a breeze
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Pee shivers? Pee shivers!
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
babies
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
any of the successors to the mantle will be too busy shanking the others they suspect would earn the following
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Can't wait to see the bad AI fakes after he dies and they can't say he's dead because his maggots will crumble into a frothing chaos without their rotten orange daddy figure
Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted
Theyโll do exactly what they did after learning the lessons we all learned in 2016โฆ. Not one fucking thing.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
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Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! I have multiple stories of this.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
peets
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Was one of the Petes on it?
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, visible tattoos are a commitment that you will less easily get corporate jobs in the future. Not impossible but does shit you off to some jobs! Still, in 2025!
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me that wasn't someone's dating profile
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I need a sticker that says "food motivated"
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
๐
Julie (unprofessional) (@juliebalt.bsky.social) reposted
Blackbird.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
We had a car that sustained thousands of dollars of damage from a loose cart in a grocery store parking lot
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a good egg
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Closest match is 6
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't it illegal to be a cross pike family?
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd rather people do this with their excess money than destroy the republic
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ฅบ
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Gaelic, handsome or comely
Stephen Robinson (@playtyperguy.com) reposted
I would advise clearly stating โanti-union stateโ rather than using right-wing messaging. If you are an average voter who doesnโt know that โright to workโ is inherently anti-union, this message might strike you as odd.
Loren Crowe ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@lorencrowe.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm starting to notice people signing off messages with things like โStay safe!โ like weโre back in Covid 2020, which is an interesting barometer of the national mood
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)
Oh. ๐
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
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Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon dear, I've got your favorite pocket rocks, the ones we picked out that time
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Maine
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Priscilla is boring, the only people worse at comedy than the UK are the Aussies. TWFTFEJN is great.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweetie, not in this city of 8000, county of 35000.
Larry Glickman (@larryglickman.bsky.social) reposted
My favorite sentence in the New York Times explainer on Mamdani and socialism.
Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent
No no, this was the right place ๐ซฆ