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Kenji

@kenjimallon.bsky.social

Dog dad ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿ•, husband ๐Ÿ‘ฌ, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. ๐Ÿก 'Ville & Midcoast Maine ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open โœˆ๏ธ ORD 11/20-11/24

created May 22, 2023

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Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

(borders change so often, culturally, my grandfather's family was Polish, ethnically Lithuanian apparently, and politically, sometimes Russian)

2/9/2025, 6:36:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Assuming I have the same parents as my sister, there are no surprises in my bloodline. 75% British isles, 25% the borderlands of Poland/Lithuania/Belarus

2/9/2025, 6:12:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I really find it odd when someone sends all of their kids to private (religious) school but is a school committee member for the public schools...and people vote for them.

2/9/2025, 6:03:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not uncommon for people to dubiously claim Irish ancestry around here

2/9/2025, 6:01:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

"I have a friend who is so proud of being Irish, he did one of those DNA kits, 0.7% Irish, guy is lost now" - older gentleman who asked how I knew the dogs were mutts

2/9/2025, 5:56:49 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

*not pretend, sigh

2/9/2025, 5:34:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Can we pretend the rule of law and rulings mean anything to these ghouls? The response will be "na na na, make me!"

2/9/2025, 4:38:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Great! So long as SCOTUS doesn't overturn it and Congress enforces it.

2/9/2025, 4:33:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Julie & Julia & Gary

2/9/2025, 1:48:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

2/9/2025, 1:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

& R.E.M. was one of the favorite love concerts I've ever been to

2/9/2025, 12:22:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Nightswimming

2/9/2025, 12:21:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I've been informed I'm a 5

1/9/2025, 7:42:03 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซฆ

1/9/2025, 7:41:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah ah ah

1/9/2025, 7:37:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact: when I was little, I thought they only ate McDonald's French fries

1/9/2025, 7:21:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a giant bag of carbs

1/9/2025, 7:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I will probably leave at 5 to head south

1/9/2025, 6:46:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I assure you, my dude, the seagulls and pigeons don't need help finding food

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1/9/2025, 6:45:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it really a mistake or was it manifesting?

1/9/2025, 6:43:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ˜ข

1/9/2025, 6:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

There's such a a random assortment of businesses open today

1/9/2025, 6:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿซฃ

1/9/2025, 6:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not really sure, I thought we'd be in tight circles by now

1/9/2025, 6:27:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Gorgeous weather

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1/9/2025, 6:16:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a shedding cycle?

1/9/2025, 6:05:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no...how terrible ๐Ÿ˜

1/9/2025, 5:48:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I forgot MSNBC HBOed themselves

1/9/2025, 5:48:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

This โ€˜blue states closed schools too longโ€™ narrative is becoming increasingly entrenched in the Polite Center but itโ€™s arguable at best. Republican states had far more deaths during COVID and their students have roughly comparable learning loss.

1/9/2025, 5:34:02 PM | 3716 845 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

because they know they themselves are

1/9/2025, 5:39:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I think all of the ones that are actually elected aren't disciplined enough to take the reigns in any competent fashion and I think they actually don't trust Miller et al enough to think that jackal won't somehow boot them.

1/9/2025, 5:36:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think that train is going to fly off the tracks and devolve into infighting and incompetence. If only the Democrats can avoid stepping on enough rakes to actually stop it.

1/9/2025, 5:31:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought to even get in the door there you had to have a connection that already worked or donated there

1/9/2025, 5:20:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day ๐Ÿ™‚

2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign,
2/9/2024, 8:12:56 PM | 10248 2716 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

My sister was two years behind me at the same university and stayed an extra year to get a second degree and she says that the classes below her were so much worse than ours (our university rapidly changed it's profile while we were there).

1/9/2025, 4:54:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

The Sundayest of Mondays

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1/9/2025, 4:47:52 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Healthcare is famous for not hiring anyone who doesn't have healthcare experience (or a direct degree)

1/9/2025, 4:43:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

and even outside of that, we have employees that are allegedly really good at certain things that just refuse to do other things and we...let them? Which puts pressure on everyone else.

1/9/2025, 4:41:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Not that this is different than corporate America, but they tend to promote people who are good at a very specific thing to be managers, which they are not good at nor trained to be!

1/9/2025, 4:38:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

"progressives came in and started talking charter schools" Sir, those were not progressives.

1/9/2025, 4:35:05 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I work for a not for profit now and it's like I landed on the moon.

1/9/2025, 4:34:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

If someone tells me they have a master's degree, I know I'm in for like triple the training because those people tend to be absolutely useless at everything. No common sense, no reasoning ability, no logic. It's like those degrees suck it out of them.

1/9/2025, 4:30:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I have had to fight tooth and nail to hire people without college degrees that are much more competent than certain people who have checked a bunch of boxes that have zero actual skill

1/9/2025, 4:23:02 PM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh is he still around?

1/9/2025, 4:18:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

This is a hard one, but everyone deserves to have a life that's more than scraping by. A chicken in every pot and no such thing as medical debt.

1/9/2025, 4:08:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Unions are most under pressure from non Union folks that don't realize their work is easier because of unions

1/9/2025, 4:06:27 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I just want to know why teachers unions seem to be less successful than other municipal unions at raising wages.

1/9/2025, 4:05:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I have been a Union employee but not part of a collective action.

1/9/2025, 4:03:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

We place too much value on purchased high educational skills and discard inherent skill

1/9/2025, 4:02:59 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

personally, I'd rather be short handed than have an ineffective coworker

1/9/2025, 4:00:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

The times I feel genuine joy at work are when I feel I'm making a difference and actually helping people. My employer may have been awful, but I was happiest being a construction loan administrator.

1/9/2025, 4:00:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I've had several that have all shaped how I approach labor.

1/9/2025, 3:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I am the Director of Technology and Office Operations for a non profit. Stumbled upon.

1/9/2025, 3:55:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

I made balls of dough at a convenience store pizza place for $5.45/hr

1/9/2025, 3:54:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜ณ

1/9/2025, 3:46:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Penis, noodle, penis

1/9/2025, 3:46:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Which point?!??

1/9/2025, 3:45:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Katrina Come Hell and High Water

1/9/2025, 3:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

New Orleans's population is still 25% below what it was pre-Katrina, 20 whole ass years later.

1/9/2025, 3:42:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

This Katrina documentary...

1/9/2025, 3:40:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

When you really have to pee you shiver like...you went swimming off a boat and got back on and there's a breeze

1/9/2025, 3:36:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Pee shivers? Pee shivers!

1/9/2025, 3:34:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

The sweetest girl

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1/9/2025, 3:25:21 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Hello tiny people in my phone

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1/9/2025, 3:19:33 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

babies

1/9/2025, 2:19:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

any of the successors to the mantle will be too busy shanking the others they suspect would earn the following

1/9/2025, 1:30:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

1/9/2025, 1:25:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Can't wait to see the bad AI fakes after he dies and they can't say he's dead because his maggots will crumble into a frothing chaos without their rotten orange daddy figure

1/9/2025, 12:51:01 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Good morning, osprey

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1/9/2025, 12:37:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted

Theyโ€™ll do exactly what they did after learning the lessons we all learned in 2016โ€ฆ. Not one fucking thing.

1/9/2025, 1:56:42 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuse youse?

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1/9/2025, 2:16:32 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

1/9/2025, 1:54:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! I have multiple stories of this.

1/9/2025, 1:46:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

peets

1/9/2025, 1:43:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Was one of the Petes on it?

1/9/2025, 1:43:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, visible tattoos are a commitment that you will less easily get corporate jobs in the future. Not impossible but does shit you off to some jobs! Still, in 2025!

1/9/2025, 1:38:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please tell me that wasn't someone's dating profile

1/9/2025, 12:35:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

I need a sticker that says "food motivated"

1/9/2025, 12:14:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜˜

1/9/2025, 12:13:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie (unprofessional) (@juliebalt.bsky.social) reposted

Blackbird.

31/8/2025, 11:54:14 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

We had a car that sustained thousands of dollars of damage from a loose cart in a grocery store parking lot

1/9/2025, 12:10:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a good egg

31/8/2025, 11:16:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Closest match is 6

31/8/2025, 10:33:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't it illegal to be a cross pike family?

31/8/2025, 10:17:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd rather people do this with their excess money than destroy the republic

31/8/2025, 10:12:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿฅบ

31/8/2025, 9:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gaelic, handsome or comely

31/8/2025, 9:00:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Robinson (@playtyperguy.com) reposted

I would advise clearly stating โ€œanti-union stateโ€ rather than using right-wing messaging. If you are an average voter who doesnโ€™t know that โ€œright to workโ€ is inherently anti-union, this message might strike you as odd.

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30/8/2025, 8:27:12 PM | 643 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Loren Crowe ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (@lorencrowe.bsky.social) reposted

Iโ€™m starting to notice people signing off messages with things like โ€œStay safe!โ€ like weโ€™re back in Covid 2020, which is an interesting barometer of the national mood

31/8/2025, 8:06:04 PM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social)

Clingy

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31/8/2025, 8:06:06 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. ๐Ÿ™„

31/8/2025, 7:45:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

31/8/2025, 7:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

C'mon dear, I've got your favorite pocket rocks, the ones we picked out that time

31/8/2025, 7:37:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

How cute is their logo, though?

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31/8/2025, 7:33:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Maine

31/8/2025, 7:30:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Priscilla is boring, the only people worse at comedy than the UK are the Aussies. TWFTFEJN is great.

31/8/2025, 7:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweetie, not in this city of 8000, county of 35000.

31/8/2025, 7:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Glickman (@larryglickman.bsky.social) reposted

My favorite sentence in the New York Times explainer on Mamdani and socialism.

The closest Mr. Mamdani gets to socialism is his belief in treating people more equitably.
31/8/2025, 7:10:56 PM | 3152 617 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture flint (@flintnilf.bsky.social) reposted

i mean, same, but 2020s very gay

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31/8/2025, 7:21:02 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenji (@kenjimallon.bsky.social) reply parent

No no, this was the right place ๐Ÿซฆ

31/8/2025, 7:23:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view