Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve got 8 defenders for 4 positions, if we get through to Jan I’m sure the Guehi topic will open again.
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We’ve got 8 defenders for 4 positions, if we get through to Jan I’m sure the Guehi topic will open again.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 👌🏻
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, maybe I’m more easily pleased. 😂 whatever it is out of 10, one thing we can agree on is that this season is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, unreal. So looking forward to seeing the rest of the season now, what a team! #ArnesArmy
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re reading too much into it fella, it’s just a reply, nothing else.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Really?, didn’t know that. I thought we all had to agree.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, it’s a 10 out of 10 for me. As someone that lived though Utds domination the 90s it’s fucking unreal the money we’ve spent this summer, we’ve bought the greatest young player in Europe and the best striker in Europe. On top of that two cracking fullbacks and more. I’m over the moon with it all.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Think we could have done with the backup but the while LGBTQ+ armband thing was concerning and problematic to me for a club that’s fans are so inclusive. However, I wouldn’t mind betting we go back in Jan with an offer of £10m
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
And there we go. Could see that a mile off. 😔
Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted
Where has this ludicrous ECHR "debate" even come from. I've never once met an ordinary member of the public who's said to me, "Do you know what? We REALLY need to leave the ECHR." It's just a new right wing talking point because every other shit idea they've foisted on us has run out of steam.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
That one has really shocked me when I saw it earlier today. I thought he was a very good player and £6m is peanuts! Amazed that no one better came in for him and he went for such a low amount. It’s a strange one indeed.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah no one’s quite sure yet, fingers crossed 🤞
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Can see Palace pulling the plug here….
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive even seen one saying he didnt like him anyway!!! Its playground tears.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope so but think Newcastle are gonna stiff us!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
I was confident about Isak on Friday but am defo now starting to think time is running out big time, just don’t see enough chess pieces moving by 7pm tomorrow. It’s a shame as we are short up top but relying on Newcastle to buy a striker tomorrow is a bit of a stretch for me.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
mimij9.bsky.social (@mimij9.bsky.social) reposted
Dear government. Many of us are not racist. Can you represent us? Cheers. A citizen
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Superb!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Unlucky Gooners, there’s always next season 👍 #bridesmaids
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, a draw isn’t the worst result, but I don’t think we can carry passengers against arsenal and as good as I’m sure Wirtz is, not sure this is the game for him.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Get Bradley on at RB, put Dom back in midfield and take Wirtz off, he’s offering nothing so far this season. #YNWA
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Said exactly the same. There’s no foul there at all.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Awful decision! It’s an absolute joke.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
😂👍
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them buy all their replacement strikers and spend a fortune they don’t have and then we offer £80m on the last day. Take it or leave it! 😂😂
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Tree of the day @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social at Hatfield Forest, Takeley. 🌳
George Monbiot (@georgemonbiot.bsky.social) reposted
Why, you might ask, do the BBC and Sky News, casting their editorial guidelines to the wind, keep giving massive airtime to the far right, while shutting out leftwing voices? Don't their bosses understand the likely consequences? Only one explanation now remains. They do. And it is what they want.
Martin Fitzgerald (@4hundredblows.bsky.social) reposted
Phenomenal
Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social) reposted
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Hey Fergie, how’s that fucking perch you melt??!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Man Utd. The gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Leaving the ECHR will not allow you to deport all Asylum Seekers, you can't deport a person without the other country accepting them. But it will allow the State Pension, Minimum Wage, Paid Holiday, Max Working Hours, Maternity Leave and much more to be cancelled.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
HIM: "What does a man with a "9 inch c**k have for breakfast" HER: "I dont know, what?" HIM: This morning I had cereal and coffee.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, maybe theres verbal agreements in place already on the structure and theyll sort it when theyre both ready. A bit worried that City swoop for him tbh....Wasnt sure we needed him until watching Konate in the last two, now we defo do!!! :)
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they send a car to pick him up and ask him to detour and grab Guehi on his way.....Save on announcement media, 2 for 1! ;)
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I described him as a 14yr old being put in the U18s league, a great player maybe but everyone else looks bigger, faster and stronger at this stage. Am sure a player of his quality will come good but it might take some settling into this league before we see his best.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Youre not wrong but in both games Konate was massively at fault. Doesnt deal with a long straight ball in game 1 and then doesnt even challenge for another long ball with Burn. Its not fair to single one player out but he HAS to do better on both goals. The less said about Kerkez on the first too!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Harvey celebrating on the right wing before the ball has left Rio's foot is brilliant!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct, correct and correct x1,000
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Why does it feel like Gordon was sent off about 4 days ago!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Konate has been so poor in his last 2 games I felt sure he would play well tonight, but fuck me - he was awful again. He needs to sort it out very quickly indeed! I’d go get Guehi at 9am tomorrow!!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes very. Can you imagine John Henry standing on the pitch at the end of a game, bizarre indeed! It smacks of someone who doesn’t have anyone ever saying no to them!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
WHAT A FUCKING SPORT!!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Good job we have an easy week next fixture!!!! 😳😳😳
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you’re right!!! 👍
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
All their best players left the field and they still pissed all over us all over the park. Fucking embarrassing!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
We ain’t winning fuck all this season. Lightweight all over the park. The lack of fight is astounding!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Early days I know and maybe unfair, but so far this season Wirtz looks like a 14-year old playing in an under-18 league. Everyones a bit bigger, faster and stronger than him. Hope I’m being reactionary tbh…..
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
FUCK OFF GORDON YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone got Lovrens number?
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Always the same. We get bullied constantly. As soon as it’s a fight we’re in trouble.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
How is Konate getting bullied and rag-dolled by Gordon FFS??!! Start to fucking fight!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Its rubbish! £250k a week should come with some obligations and agreements on life balance FFS!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m British, you utter tool. How about you spend less time trolling and more time deleting your search history before the police knock on your door.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
They looked very good the first 8 minutes and then reverted to their usual boring shite for the remainder. A painful game of footy for the neutrals but good to see they’re still shite.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Step away from the pies, Dean.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
If you’re happy that Fernandez missed his penalty and Utd didn’t win, you have me to thank as I put him in my FPL this week!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, and you might well be right. Wirtz is obviously a wonderful footballer and could well be the key that unlocks the game, I can just see him getting knocked about a bit and am not sure his game and build are right for that.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of us are here on Bluesky because we don’t want to see or interact with the shite posted on X. Why share this absolute bollox? Leave the racist cunts over on that fascist hellhole to themselves.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m hoping we can’t be that bad again……surely??!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll know what to expect at least and would hopefully be a bit determined to change that this time. I could be completely wrong but think it’s maybe not the game for Wirtz to start, but what do I know! 😂
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Tbh I’d drop him for tomorrow. He’s got years with us and this game might come too quick for him. We need warriors for tomorrow, think Dom, Macca and Grav are a better option for this game. I get your point but they will be out to bully us tomorrow and we need experience for this one.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
One rat said the other rat got unnerved by the ref!!! Couldn’t make it up.
Russ Jones (@russincheshire.bsky.social) reposted
People convicted and imprisoned for saying or writing things that stir up racial hatred. • Abu Hamza • Abdullah el-Faisal • Lucy Connolly Guess which conviction made the right wing suddenly decide writing or saying things that stir up hatred is okay, actually.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, switched it off now. Don’t mind being bored by them when they might drop points but not when they’re shit and win, that’s too far!!!
Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted
The real 'two tier' divide in British politics is between the wife of a Conservative councillor calling for refugees to be burnt alive, being treated as a brave 'political prisoner', and the protestors calling for the end of mass starvation and genocide, being treated as domestic terrorists
Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) reposted
Morning Bluesky. UK politics has gone mad. A fringe Far Right campaign to fly flags, a woman who went to jail for urging people to set fire to refugees saying she’s a “political prisoner” and a plan to commandeer jets to deport asylum seekers. All elevated to national discourse by the media.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Was defo starting to think it won’t happen but after reading that, there’s surely no return to the Newcastle team possible in any respect. It’s gotta happen now. Just has to.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Anyone else getting bored of this Isak stuff? Either do it more move on FFS! 😂
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
That hasn't stopped us in the past!! :)
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t believe I put him in my FPL after selling him half way through last season. The lad hasn’t scored in open play since January! Offers absolutely nothing.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Chelsea are still shit then. Good to see 👌🏻
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
HOW THE FUCK!!!! Gotta love this team!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
YOU CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN TURIN!!!!!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it’s game 1 but Wirtz was miles off the pace tonight I thought.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
To be honest their keepers not really made a save in 80 minutes at anfield. I know we scored two but we’ve hardly been great going forward either.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be swapping Szoboszlai with one of the old fellas in the crowd….
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
He won’t play once Grav is back. Tonight was his chance to shine and he hasn’t taken it.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Wirtz struggling, a poor half for a quality footballer, seems to want more time than he’s ever gonna get.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t watch halves like that for the next 9 months. My heart wouldn’t take it! 😂
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Piss poor if true! Hope they’re found and fucked off out of it sharpish.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Less than 15 minutes of the season before VAR officials prove their absolute incompetence. Rinse repeat….
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep hoping so too but rumours soon get out and I’ve not heard a single name other than Isak, so they’re either certain he’s coming or it seems there’s not many other options right now.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, hoping they have a plan B for not getting Isak or with one or two injuries (plus AFCON) were potentially gonna be a bit short.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
Any FPL leagues out there??
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Absofrickinglutely! Exciting times #YNWA
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I could be completely wrong but I think he sees Guehi as the long term partnership.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not sure Slot fancies Ibou for some reason, I reckon he goes straight in with VVD.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, even if he only played 20 games this season, who could get ahead of him in the England 11? He’s a guaranteed England starter for sure.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly this. You don’t need someone you won’t ever play!!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha, I said similarly to my boy. If we’d have smashed them 4-0 (as it looked might happen in the first 20) then I wonder if we might have taken a little more relaxed view in the market. Long term, it might be a good result (looking for positives too)….
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
Sage (@gleaningsage.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
What if we just tax billionaires to the point that there aren't any billionaires anymore?
Memorial Device (@memorialdevice.bsky.social) reposted
Hundreds of Palestinian activists get arrested as police rigorously 'enforce the law'. Hundreds of fox hunters do not get arrested as police completely fail to 'enforce the law'.
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
I know today’s game was pretty meaningless but it’s hard not to be annoyed losing out on silverware to Palace, the most annoying thing for me was the performance, played like it was a friendly vs Northampton Town! Utterly abysmal after the first 20!
Kenny Swaby (@kennyswaby.bsky.social)
If you need one good thing from today’s game, it means we will definitely be spending quite a few quid in what remains of the window. Need a striker and defenders ASAP!!! PS. I’ve still got the hump as that was a load of shite today!! Absolutely shite.