If I have to read another person saying he was defending himself or he “feared for his safety” or “where were the parents” I might lose it. The kid was ding dong fucking ditching! He didn’t hold up a bank, he didn’t steal anything, he was just being a kid!
My mom blamed her dog’s epilepsy on vaccinations. Said they gave him too many at once.
By that I mean, why is it a “hostile act” against the administration?
That’s weird. I wonder why…
Fingers crossed.
Sacre Bleu!
Dogs and donks
They do. Now what?
Guess I’m going to be deleting Waze now. They already took my Ecto-1 away.
It’s infuriating. I hope the kid’s friend is okay.
Donkey Kong Bananza (2025)
I haven’t heard a kid rock song in years, and I’m happy to extend that streak.
You know he’d like it.
It’s only a matter of time before maga cultists start trying to explain socialism to the left. They always take whatever we accuse them of and try to parrot it back as if it makes going the other way. They will say we don’t know what “socialism” means like we’ve been doing for decades to them.
Absolutely. Should go to Mexico.
Matey here, reporting for duty!
Notice how the article tries to separate “the company” from the decision to end DEI programs. As if the CEO went rogue and it was his decision alone. “The company” was all for that decision or it would not have happened.
Imagine what they’re lying about now.
That’s like picking up a peanut, taking the nuts out of the shell, then eating the shell and throwing away the nuts.
Lovely couple
He means like republicans with the majority tried and failed to do with Biden.
“Are you sitting down. I have something to tell you. Mario…was in an accident. He was jumping over a pipe and…*sniff*…he didn’t know there was a piranha plant. There was nothing they could do. He’s gone, man. He’s gone!”
It’s probably what they wanted her to say to make it look like there’s tension between them, when we all know Trump is his lapdog.
He should probably realize his constituents like Mamdani more than they like him.
Remember when George W Bush invaded Subway sandwiches because of the WMDs?
These are some good people.
Remember that one time when Evil Knievel popped a wheelie and Jimmy Carter had to send SEAL team six after him?
POTUS: Pervert of the United States
Death Stranding 2 (2025)
Rosevelt was a time traveler.
I can relate. In the summer I wake up like this because I’m so dehydrated.
Season 3? The one with Smits? Hell yeah.
Trump seems like he’s absolutely someone who would shoot the messenger.
Knowing diaper don it was more than just a fart.
I don’t know who he is, so it took half the video for me to get it. MAGA people are so dumb, and I’ve seen so many of them “self-own” themselves in a way that this guy comes close to.
Luckily they potty trained the Thing. The janitor got a hernia sweeping up after him.
Good to see I’m not the only one that’s DK-pilled right now.
She should have hid like Corey Booker tried to do.
They’re still calling it the “Democrat” party?
It’s something beautiful how we all got to say goodbye.
I became a fan when I was watching my friend’s dad’s tape from Ozzfest 96. During the song Perry Mason, Ozzy pointed to a well endowed woman in the crowd who then flashed him. I was 11, and from then on Ozzy had a fan in me. Rest in Peace Prince of Darkness.
The Duolingo ate my baby
Donkey Kong Bananza (2025)
My rods and cones have never recovered
I was just telling someone that Theo Huxtable was the first TV character that I remember wanting to be like him when I was at most 4 years old.
I’m telling you, that’s his ultimate personal goal. He tipped his hand with that Rosie O’Donnell tantrum he had last week. Trump wants to get Obama deported so he can claim it as proof of his dumbfuck birther bullshit.
Death Stranding 2 (2025)
“They’re sending the Joker, they’re sending the Riddler.”
If only you could get even and catch her buying another pair of shoes.
I went to the 2010 MLB all-star celebrity softball game and when I was walking through the concourse of the stadium, Jason Ritter was walking by (he was in the game) and I did a double take because I didn’t immediately recognize him. He did a double take because I did a double take.
Where I’m from most bus stops are just a signpost you stand next to and hope the bus driver stops.
The mystery is solved! Now we know what that cool “S” we all drew in the 90s actually stood for!
Yeah, like I said, he’s a weasel.
Point taken. Like I said, he’s a weasel of a politician.
I like that he’s standing up to Trump, but he’s also a weasel of a politician. Always has been, always will be.
They’ll insist that it’s a third option of “we were tricked by Joe Biden”.
These people who claim to want to “drain the swamp” might actually want to put more swampy shit in it.
“I’m gonna run for student council and get two votes. One from me and one from the nurse, she’s my friend.”
Death Stranding 2 (2025)
She needs to publicly say the words, “I have no intentions to ever commit suicide.” At least that’s what I would say in a moment like this.
Do not let this chain of events be forgotten. If they are truly innocent, they’d show evidence immediately. The fact that they destroyed the evidence makes them seem even more guilty. Hard to imagine that being possible.
This dude has to be bigger than Taft. Definitely our fattest president ever.
Certainly anyone who pays for sex with a minor is considered a criminal, Charlie. So why aren’t they going after them?
Calling it an echo chamber is crazy. I see plenty of people of many different views here, many of which politically disagree with each other. The difference is the far right is not welcome. The loudest group is being ignored here, and they think if they’re being ignored, then everything is.
I’ve always had a feeling that this was what it’s all about. His grudges, and “payback” for standing up to him. At the end of the day I believe his ultimate goal is to go after Obama.
This dude absolutely saw Homelander from the Boys and wants that out of Superman.
Is this list in the room with us?
That’s a shitty thing to say. I’m not even a wrestling fan.
Why are they afraid to be doxxed?
This painting will make you believe that a man can fly.
I work in a warehouse and am loading up a pallet for shipping, so I think I know a little bit about musical taste and the literal taste of a good whiskey.
You can see the lead and bullshit behind his eyes.
That’s the boxset I had growing up. I remember begging my parents for it at like 10 years old. I had already seen T2 at a friends house so they said okay.
What people do when I shout out, “I’m Sam!” And they call back, “I’m Sam too!”
They always need someone to deflect and blame their lies on.
Don’t they say eating one hotdog takes a week away from your life? Don’t tell Joey Chestnut.
In the five years before I quit, it felt like opportunity after opportunity coming in rapid fire, and I just dropped the ball on them every time. Those five years should have been much more fulfilling in terms of social connections. Not gonna let something like alcohol take away anymore chances.
Officially two years without alcohol today. Been doing a lot of reflecting on my life before I quit. Examining moments in my life where I had opportunities for starting a relationship (romantic or platonic), and texted said or did something stupid because I was drunk.
It just tells me that they have nothing. Someone said “we need something to counter project 2025” and another person in the room was like l, “I have an idea!” And that’s how we got project 2029.
She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
Death Stranding (2019)
Bacon wrapped with grilled onions and jalapeño is automatic S-Tier
When did we stop calling these “bribes”?
Die-Hardrat
He still thinks asylum seekers are seeking “insane asylums” in the U.S.
Yeah, sure. This is how you get them on your side, heggy. Keep it up.
Baby baskets are a gateway drug
“C’mon guys! Let us kidnap you without whining about it!”
I want two, one for the each of me.
That’s “MAGA independent” Eric Adams if they’re going to call Mamdani “democratic socialist” every time they mention him.
I love a good deep catalog of a franchise to hyperfixate on, been doing it with Star Wars for most my life. But I get where everyone is coming from when they don’t like it.
Anyone who considered CNN “real news” in the last 20 years has not been paying attention.
Mallow and Geno should be in more Mario games.
You mean they’re not real cowboys?!?
His brain is just as rotten as his demented father.
Texans are a bunch of little bean freaks.
His, “I’ll believe it when I see it” makes me think they’re going to fake his voter registration/record to say he’s a democrat who voted for Obama, Hillary, Biden, and Harris.
He’s trying to get out of the interview fast, he has to meet his friend from Bolivia.
THX remasters were the sweet spot. They looked good, and didn’t have Jabba or Greedo shooting first and saying Macklunky