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Kevin Hansen

@kevintothemax.bsky.social

I boil my denim all by myself #GoDucks

created November 20, 2024

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Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Who’s Patrick Mahomes?

1/9/2025, 6:22:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

I think I mainlined like 6 hours of college football yesterday.

29/8/2025, 4:20:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Cold Korean mixed noodles is the best in the summer.

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29/8/2025, 4:19:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

No one cares, Scott. You’re not an artist no matter how much you want to be.

29/8/2025, 3:48:05 PM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Good on Tobias Read.

25/8/2025, 9:15:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

I grilled some cabbage and chicken served on moro beans with cilantro chimichurri #food #homecooking

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25/8/2025, 2:03:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Donald Trump's threat to bring the National Guard to Chicago isn't about safety — it's a test of the limits of his power and a trial run for a police state. Illinois has long worked with federal law enforcement to tackle crime, but we won't let a dictator impose his will.

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23/8/2025, 8:43:11 PM | 5401 1449 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the part about the lady who fell down the rabbit hole who thought the carnivore thing would help her conceive, then she ended up having to adopt anyway. But then she still sticks to this dipshit diet anyway?

17/8/2025, 6:11:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Great film!

15/8/2025, 11:18:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

What's a hoader?

15/8/2025, 11:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Think about how much money they're wasting on this crap.

15/8/2025, 11:18:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Great story, Tyson. Looking forward to your future at the new gig.

15/8/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:13:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:11:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I have some canned pears in the pantry. I have 2 Michelin stars for it. I will accept all your praise now.

11/8/2025, 6:11:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Love a good DP.

4/8/2025, 7:19:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

lol Dershowitz is such a douchebag. This guy is a lawyer?

3/8/2025, 4:27:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of the time I was at the store and I needed a ligma

2/8/2025, 3:17:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the best live performances I’ve seen was a production of Point Break Live. Where a theater troop re-enacts the whole movie and enlists one member of the audience to play Johnny Utah who reads off cue cards. It’s hilarious. Highly recommend if a show is in your area.

30/7/2025, 2:03:57 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

29/7/2025, 6:00:56 PM | 8286 1780 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

My neighbor’s dog waiting for her ride.

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17/7/2025, 12:01:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

This thread is dystopian hell

14/7/2025, 5:06:23 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Billy Joel warned us about the rock n roller cola wars.

13/7/2025, 11:14:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/7/2025, 3:24:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

My Cup is basically Scenes From an Italian Restaurant

10/7/2025, 1:10:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagining having to talk to an AI chat bot to get a job at McDonalds makes me want to jump off a cliff.

9/7/2025, 10:42:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re too busy buying them cellphones so that they can track their kid’s every movement via location services.

8/7/2025, 1:24:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to make fun of people who called Idiocracy real. Not anymore.

7/7/2025, 9:57:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacob Geller (@jacobgeller.com) reposted

Happy birthday to the greatest of all time

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5/7/2025, 5:31:52 PM | 2905 700 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re all self-GIFs

5/7/2025, 4:30:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

3/7/2025, 6:58:41 PM | 98435 38402 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex (@purplechrain.bsky.social) reposted

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

4/7/2025, 3:04:58 AM | 13164 4632 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

This is grilled stuft burrito erasure

2/7/2025, 4:45:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Example 575 of why Texans are annoying.

26/6/2025, 3:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

It says Evil Spirit Mask. Learn to read bro!

21/6/2025, 5:42:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

This is Silent Night Deadly Night erasure.

20/6/2025, 2:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/6/2025, 2:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Also they phase out FEMA. Which cronies is he going to hand the money to after a disaster?

12/6/2025, 1:40:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Paging @kumail.bsky.social

10/6/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

These people are bootlicking zombies. It’s pathetic.

6/6/2025, 2:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/5/2025, 7:33:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Great looking pie, sir.

31/5/2025, 7:13:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I started at 90-10, but it was a bit too soft for my preferences. 75-25 seems like my happy place.

24/5/2025, 3:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks very nice as usual, Dan. I started using an AP/bread flour blend like you mentioned earlier if I recall correctly. Right now I’m doing 75% AP (which has a 11.5% gluten content) and 25% KA bread flour. I like the results so thanks for that.

24/5/2025, 2:09:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr Google has a hard on for opening more computing centers to run useless AI.

21/5/2025, 3:48:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted

I think a lot of the world's problems come from men who are sensitive trying to deny that they are sensitive.

18/5/2025, 7:59:53 PM | 2771 285 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a douchebag for many, many reasons.

17/5/2025, 9:59:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Pizza time

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13/5/2025, 4:56:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they also going to standardize the malware they attempt to install on your computer across the whole family of sites?

13/5/2025, 4:54:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe they think you’re Don Cheadle.

13/5/2025, 4:51:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks awesome as usual, Dan. Can I share one I did last weekend? I made a ricotta white pie with caramelized onions and Spanish-style chorizo.

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9/5/2025, 12:07:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp. That was a depressing read.

7/5/2025, 3:27:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude is truly a complete dumb fuck.

7/5/2025, 1:49:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

They helped sanewash Trump.

7/5/2025, 3:03:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

The source doesn’t even cite where the information comes from other than it’s from 2023. I found a different source that at least cites the marketing data source with much less preference for Mountain Dew.

6/5/2025, 4:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

On top of your point, it’s ghoulish to use his voice like this without his corpse’s consent.

6/5/2025, 4:23:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s still a piece of shit. But he’s right here

6/5/2025, 1:59:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing I’m scared of is their head coach hitting on an 18 year old girl.

1/5/2025, 3:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

30/4/2025, 10:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Look what I can do

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24/4/2025, 2:05:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Saw this old rally Ford Escort and I wants it.

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22/4/2025, 2:10:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Tinned fish + rice + kimchi + seaweed makes for a great, fast dinner.

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22/4/2025, 2:03:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

The trick is to be so i significant that no one cares what you have to say.

22/4/2025, 1:57:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

lol touché

20/4/2025, 2:56:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s wrong with the lower left?!

20/4/2025, 1:26:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the hell are you guys linking to his Instagram account? You're just encouraging stuff like this by doing so? It's so irresponsible.

19/4/2025, 3:14:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

You have a higher pain tolerance than I do. I’m just numb and can’t believe this insanity.

18/4/2025, 5:12:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/4/2025, 3:52:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Those kiddos are growing up

11/4/2025, 7:20:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

It was definitely a aLMAO bowl because of the comedy of errors

11/4/2025, 3:14:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the people who just didn’t vote.

7/4/2025, 1:58:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaaaand they crashed further.

7/4/2025, 1:49:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet. Thanks for the answer. I was just curious. Looks great!

6/4/2025, 1:05:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

I made some small pizzas last night. This one is three cheese and Calabrian chili

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6/4/2025, 12:46:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

What percentage of preferment are you using and what’s your final hydration?

6/4/2025, 12:44:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Only out of soil.

3/4/2025, 9:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know if you were aware, but cilantro and jalapeños hate each other.

3/4/2025, 8:29:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to get into Warhammer 40K

3/4/2025, 12:31:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Like all Treks are are some stinky episodes, but overall it’s my favorite too. I remember seeing a great guide that showed which episodes were a definite watch, which are a skip, and which are ones to watch if you particularly like certain characters.

31/3/2025, 7:53:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

My experience with making tamales at Thanksgiving is a thin layer too. I hate a thick masa layer.

30/3/2025, 2:46:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I ran out of characters, but I’d rather have the shitty masa tamales with a good ratio vs the super thick layer of good masa tamales.

30/3/2025, 4:27:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)

Hot take on tamales. There's a brand of tamales sold at Costco. The masa is bad. The filling is OK. But the ratio of masa to filling is great (thin layer of masa good filling). That makes these good. Ive had many tamales where masa good, fillling good, ratio bad. What say you @strngwys.bsky.social

30/3/2025, 4:05:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to apply for asylum. Forget the cats/dogs.

24/3/2025, 6:10:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Who do you think you are?

22/3/2025, 5:01:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d read similarly for KA brand. It’ll be nice to try once I finish up this sack of flour

22/3/2025, 4:28:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Great looking pizza. I typically use all KA bread flour, but have been considering trying all purpose on my next batch. I have some dough I’m baking off on Sunday that I put 1% MSG in it as an experiment.

22/3/2025, 2:10:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Canada is gonna slap a tariff on college football writing.

11/3/2025, 6:11:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

This was definitely written on the phone while taking a shit.

10/3/2025, 11:27:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

The state of Florida rots your brain

4/3/2025, 5:44:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

Budget Notre Dame

4/3/2025, 5:43:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get ready for food prices to jump. Thanks to the fucking morons and their stupid tariffs.

4/3/2025, 4:29:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/3/2025, 3:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do remember when Skype made streamers DDoS targets because you could see someone’s IP address with their username. This was years ago.

1/3/2025, 3:16:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

This is Francis Farnsworth erasure

27/2/2025, 4:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tesla stock is nose diving? Oh no, anyways…

27/2/2025, 2:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not an AI, because I worked!

25/2/2025, 8:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@strngwys.bsky.social This made me think of you for some reason. Dunno if it's off base or not.

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Letterkenny seems pretty good

23/2/2025, 10:36:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/2/2025, 2:09:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s awesome you should try making it. Lots of pepper

23/2/2025, 12:25:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view