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Who’s Patrick Mahomes?
I boil my denim all by myself #GoDucks
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Who’s Patrick Mahomes?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
I think I mainlined like 6 hours of college football yesterday.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
No one cares, Scott. You’re not an artist no matter how much you want to be.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Good on Tobias Read.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
I grilled some cabbage and chicken served on moro beans with cilantro chimichurri #food #homecooking
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Donald Trump's threat to bring the National Guard to Chicago isn't about safety — it's a test of the limits of his power and a trial run for a police state. Illinois has long worked with federal law enforcement to tackle crime, but we won't let a dictator impose his will.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the part about the lady who fell down the rabbit hole who thought the carnivore thing would help her conceive, then she ended up having to adopt anyway. But then she still sticks to this dipshit diet anyway?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Great film!
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
What's a hoader?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about how much money they're wasting on this crap.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Great story, Tyson. Looking forward to your future at the new gig.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
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Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I have some canned pears in the pantry. I have 2 Michelin stars for it. I will accept all your praise now.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Love a good DP.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
lol Dershowitz is such a douchebag. This guy is a lawyer?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of the time I was at the store and I needed a ligma
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the best live performances I’ve seen was a production of Point Break Live. Where a theater troop re-enacts the whole movie and enlists one member of the audience to play Johnny Utah who reads off cue cards. It’s hilarious. Highly recommend if a show is in your area.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
This thread is dystopian hell
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Billy Joel warned us about the rock n roller cola wars.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
My Cup is basically Scenes From an Italian Restaurant
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagining having to talk to an AI chat bot to get a job at McDonalds makes me want to jump off a cliff.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re too busy buying them cellphones so that they can track their kid’s every movement via location services.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to make fun of people who called Idiocracy real. Not anymore.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re all self-GIFs
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Alex (@purplechrain.bsky.social) reposted
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
This is grilled stuft burrito erasure
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Example 575 of why Texans are annoying.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
It says Evil Spirit Mask. Learn to read bro!
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Silent Night Deadly Night erasure.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Also they phase out FEMA. Which cronies is he going to hand the money to after a disaster?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Paging @kumail.bsky.social
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
These people are bootlicking zombies. It’s pathetic.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Great looking pie, sir.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I started at 90-10, but it was a bit too soft for my preferences. 75-25 seems like my happy place.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks very nice as usual, Dan. I started using an AP/bread flour blend like you mentioned earlier if I recall correctly. Right now I’m doing 75% AP (which has a 11.5% gluten content) and 25% KA bread flour. I like the results so thanks for that.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr Google has a hard on for opening more computing centers to run useless AI.
Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted
I think a lot of the world's problems come from men who are sensitive trying to deny that they are sensitive.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a douchebag for many, many reasons.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they also going to standardize the malware they attempt to install on your computer across the whole family of sites?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe they think you’re Don Cheadle.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks awesome as usual, Dan. Can I share one I did last weekend? I made a ricotta white pie with caramelized onions and Spanish-style chorizo.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp. That was a depressing read.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude is truly a complete dumb fuck.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
They helped sanewash Trump.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
The source doesn’t even cite where the information comes from other than it’s from 2023. I found a different source that at least cites the marketing data source with much less preference for Mountain Dew.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
On top of your point, it’s ghoulish to use his voice like this without his corpse’s consent.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s still a piece of shit. But he’s right here
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing I’m scared of is their head coach hitting on an 18 year old girl.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Tinned fish + rice + kimchi + seaweed makes for a great, fast dinner.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
The trick is to be so i significant that no one cares what you have to say.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
lol touché
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s wrong with the lower left?!
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Why the hell are you guys linking to his Instagram account? You're just encouraging stuff like this by doing so? It's so irresponsible.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
You have a higher pain tolerance than I do. I’m just numb and can’t believe this insanity.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Those kiddos are growing up
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
It was definitely a aLMAO bowl because of the comedy of errors
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget the people who just didn’t vote.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaaaaand they crashed further.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet. Thanks for the answer. I was just curious. Looks great!
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
I made some small pizzas last night. This one is three cheese and Calabrian chili
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
What percentage of preferment are you using and what’s your final hydration?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Only out of soil.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know if you were aware, but cilantro and jalapeños hate each other.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to get into Warhammer 40K
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Like all Treks are are some stinky episodes, but overall it’s my favorite too. I remember seeing a great guide that showed which episodes were a definite watch, which are a skip, and which are ones to watch if you particularly like certain characters.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
My experience with making tamales at Thanksgiving is a thin layer too. I hate a thick masa layer.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I ran out of characters, but I’d rather have the shitty masa tamales with a good ratio vs the super thick layer of good masa tamales.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Hot take on tamales. There's a brand of tamales sold at Costco. The masa is bad. The filling is OK. But the ratio of masa to filling is great (thin layer of masa good filling). That makes these good. Ive had many tamales where masa good, fillling good, ratio bad. What say you @strngwys.bsky.social
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to apply for asylum. Forget the cats/dogs.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Who do you think you are?
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d read similarly for KA brand. It’ll be nice to try once I finish up this sack of flour
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Great looking pizza. I typically use all KA bread flour, but have been considering trying all purpose on my next batch. I have some dough I’m baking off on Sunday that I put 1% MSG in it as an experiment.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada is gonna slap a tariff on college football writing.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
This was definitely written on the phone while taking a shit.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
The state of Florida rots your brain
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Budget Notre Dame
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Get ready for food prices to jump. Thanks to the fucking morons and their stupid tariffs.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I do remember when Skype made streamers DDoS targets because you could see someone’s IP address with their username. This was years ago.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Francis Farnsworth erasure
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Tesla stock is nose diving? Oh no, anyways…
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not an AI, because I worked!
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
@strngwys.bsky.social This made me think of you for some reason. Dunno if it's off base or not.
Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social)
Letterkenny seems pretty good
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Kevin Hansen (@kevintothemax.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s awesome you should try making it. Lots of pepper