Kev Kage
@kevkage.bsky.social
enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds ▶️ https://youtube.com/@kevkageneedsalife 👕 themeparksnark.com
created August 20, 2024
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If you are so inclined and find this dumb thing amusing, YouTube apparently has a new thing where you can “hype” a video after you like it. I don’t know what this is or what it does but I DO know I want to be hyped so bad
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OK, I know you’re not gonna believe this, but the secret has been revealed!! I got the unbelievable opportunity to interview Chairman of Disney Experiences Josh D’Amaro - and YOU WON’T BELIEVE what he said!!!
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the best
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If there’s one thing I know about Disney since 2020 it has never been about the mon- oh. Ohhhhh
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Counterpoint: How can they make more money if you are buying things from randos
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whatever gets me away from this planet
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crazy because the thing disney adults are most known for is having a huge friend circle I KID I KID kinda JEEZ
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
hmm. ghana be a problem
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Big can of nope on that one
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I will be attending my first ever HHN on Friday and I will only be attending one house, the wrestling one, so it will be #1 on my list
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Magnolia’s banana pudding is on another planet and I don’t even like banana pudding
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I'm not spending enough time on eBay. I'd be the belle of the ball with this!
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On further review “worth it” was a terrible thing to say. Sorry about that. It’s great to see your kid excited about a thing when they have no context about the rest of it. Helped me rationalize it in the moment is what I horrendously articulated. Sorry again if that upset anyone. I’m an idiot
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
The thrill of a 9-year-old getting into the Hippogriff queue at 9:59pm is unrivaled and makes all the rest of the horrible stuff worth it
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
So like if anyone wants to put me on DILFs of Universal I’m totally ok with it so don’t worry
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Deal!!
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Care Bears stuff is sick
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My kingdom for a PB Stout!!
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😮
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*fans self*
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
My bad!
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Real party’s in the lower lot
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Meander until the very last second and jump in line. Then act like you didn’t know the rules 😄
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Never followed anyone faster! Check out my YouTube channel - it’s not regular stupid, it’s funny stupid!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Love to see it! For anyone watching, you can absolutely get yourself a free drink by being an advocate for my stupid YouTube channel link in bio 😬
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SING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS
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Represent!!!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
It is very hot. Blessed be the random chair in the shadow of Panda Express
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Too scary
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GET IT
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like the cartoon network show?
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Come say hi!! My kid’s bday so we are in until the bitter end!!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
My daughter is all in on the Hello Kitty universe and Kuromi so I am biased but this is HOT
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s great
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
USH is PACKED. Glad to see the parks getting some love after a bleak summer
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Had a real moment here. An honestly beautiful tradition that even the cynics can’t hate on. DCA 4eva
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
bullying works
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yuck
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Can confirm. Then any further conversation is quickly abandoned when they realize you’re interrupting them watching the movie
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Is it weird I take personal offense when people trash talk JJ? Ok but like for real it doesn’t deserve it NEMO IS FAR MORE BAD
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s gotta be 4000 degrees there minimum. You’re a soldier!!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Just for that I’m gonna Venmo you $20. DM me
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
If any SoCal locals are in USH today, first person to tell me they love my YouTube channel wins the drink of their choosing
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View’s not that bad
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November. It’s been hell trying to avoid everything haha
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
i breezed through these because i was afraid to see spoilers but will revisit in depth upon my return!!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s fine, half the people are wrong about stuff all the time!!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait what’s the final verdict on Epic? Was that your first time? What’s your overall takeaway?? THE PEOPLE NEED OPINIONS
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry but that was the easiest fan service in the history of their business. They’re just trolling us now
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Sure, makes so much more sense for him to be doing card tricks on a boat instead of having a signature moment with his kickass song on a RIDE BASED ON THE FRANCHISE HE’S IN
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
they’re just as unremarkable as us!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Unrelated but I started playing Chibi-Robo for the first time last night and this game is right up my alley
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
i absolutely stole this photo punchline from someone on twitter a while ago but i don’t remember who it was. it’s just so perfect i’m bringing it here. i love this pic more than some blood relatives
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
me when i get three likes on a post i thought was very good
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
You are blessed today. Have a Gold Rush Chicken for me
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I don’t want to jinx it but I MIGHT have a bombshell interview with a high-ranking TWDC officer with TONS of BREAKING NEWS coming up… 😉
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
For all the guff I give that company, while initially feeling that TS4 was unnecessary, as a 43-year-old dude I thought it gave a more profound purpose to the saga: about getting older, letting go, handling the golden years with grace. But that’s over if Woody’s on another adventure with the gang
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to know. Will investigate when the next SoCal Costco deal drops haha
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
This would be funny if they weren’t actively doing this to their resorts. It’s like Deadpool commenting on the Yeti. So stupid
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Smoke Jumpers has always been my “a festival is happening but oh wait this place has something in it too let me run over while kids are at Redwook Creek to get a knish and a unique beer” spot. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten anything else there 😬
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s why I don’t really care for a Marvel: if there’s a million universes where everything can go back to how it was, why care about any of it?
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
In the “Things I Have Stronger Opinions about than a Reasonable Person Should” category: Woody being in this movie, reunited with the gang, undoes the powerful emotional climax of not just Toy Story 4, but every moment leading up to it
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Can’t tell you how many 7-11 sandwiches I have eaten at Flo’s V8 Cafe
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
It’s hard to think of a ride that wouldn’t be made better with a NIN soundtrack. Piggy in the Heffalump room? Heck yeah
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Magic Kingdom adds bar, then NIN to ride: that’s two great announcements in a row, one more is called a streak
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
CVS out here has it. It asked if you had a condition that allows you to get it but it was just a yes or no, it didn’t press for details like it did in 2021
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
ooooh yeah baby
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Jersey Shore doing Jersey Shore things
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
I know this is gonna sound so gross but the sentiment below is at the core of why I am so critical of TWDC. The normies deserve better. They're not going to notice - or take to heart - everything the company has done to make their experience demonstrably worse. I'm fighting for them!!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a great idea!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Where I’m at today: had a dream that Universal was pressured into releasing a statement on how all the Kung Fu Panda attractions fit into the established timeline. I’m probably fine
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
So uh...yeah. I guess I do something nice, or make a donation, and take a deep breath. And back to it tomorrow? I apologize that I felt the need to work that out publicly. If you're in the same boat as me, welcome aboard
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
I know we need levity. But the nonstop assault of things that have to be mentally displaced in order to do it... It feels like an eternal, impossible segue between the worst things imaginable and moving right along, and I feel incapable of having an appropriate reaction to anything anymore.
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
I think my favorite part of Echoes of Wisdom was blowing away piles of sand. There’s a game where I can do that for 200 hours?? Say less, fam
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
I walk through Sonic the Hedgehog levels so a game where you just excruciatingly clear every inch is right in my wheelhouse
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not have this game yet but from what I understand that is the exact path I shall be taking
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
man this is a good movie
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
..........yes
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
THE BILLBOARD IMPLIED MOVEMENT 😄
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
too hard to see from the vehicle. i want them beside me
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
me too harrison but let's chin up and get 7 or 8 wins out there!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Exhibit A in why I think RotR doesn't deserve all the fuss: I thought these were gonna be marching past me. I didn't see one move an inch!!
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All timer reference
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Can confirm. VERY hot
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Ridiculous that people stoop so low. Unrelated:
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Universal needs to offer that "Deathly Afraid" necklace out here in Hollywood. With that plus the noise-canceling headphones I should be good
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Should this ever come to LA, I'll do my part to gather a crowd of 500!! Good luck!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard for me to think of any attractions post like 2005 than ran smoothly their first year haha. I guess it’s nice they eventually figure it out but man
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
I have officially Prestiged at Magic Mountain. Will let you know what the deal is with Knott’s perks. This is my tribute to @parkjourney.com Related: they’re playing Geggy Tah in the park. Mindblowing but this membership is already paying dividends
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social) reply parent
Lookin good!
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Walk to the AirTrain and back, that’ll get you to 6am
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Empathy does not have caveats, and it is shameful to say so
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
didn’t consider it could be penguin ken marino
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
Needs more Ken Marino
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Heck yeah good lookin out!
Kev Kage (@kevkage.bsky.social)
19-year-old me is super excited that there are new Aronofsky and PTA movies coming out this year
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beyond parody!!!