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Kev Kage

@kevkage.bsky.social

enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds ▶️ https://youtube.com/@kevkageneedsalife 👕 themeparksnark.com

created August 20, 2024

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If you are so inclined and find this dumb thing amusing, YouTube apparently has a new thing where you can “hype” a video after you like it. I don’t know what this is or what it does but I DO know I want to be hyped so bad

4/9/2025, 3:17:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, I know you’re not gonna believe this, but the secret has been revealed!! I got the unbelievable opportunity to interview Chairman of Disney Experiences Josh D’Amaro - and YOU WON’T BELIEVE what he said!!!

4/9/2025, 3:17:46 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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the best

3/9/2025, 10:43:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there’s one thing I know about Disney since 2020 it has never been about the mon- oh. Ohhhhh

3/9/2025, 9:59:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Counterpoint: How can they make more money if you are buying things from randos

3/9/2025, 9:48:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whatever gets me away from this planet

3/9/2025, 9:47:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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crazy because the thing disney adults are most known for is having a huge friend circle I KID I KID kinda JEEZ

3/9/2025, 9:46:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmm. ghana be a problem

3/9/2025, 7:24:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big can of nope on that one

2/9/2025, 11:55:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will be attending my first ever HHN on Friday and I will only be attending one house, the wrestling one, so it will be #1 on my list

2/9/2025, 11:22:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magnolia’s banana pudding is on another planet and I don’t even like banana pudding

2/9/2025, 11:21:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not spending enough time on eBay. I'd be the belle of the ball with this!

2/9/2025, 5:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On further review “worth it” was a terrible thing to say. Sorry about that. It’s great to see your kid excited about a thing when they have no context about the rest of it. Helped me rationalize it in the moment is what I horrendously articulated. Sorry again if that upset anyone. I’m an idiot

1/9/2025, 5:15:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thrill of a 9-year-old getting into the Hippogriff queue at 9:59pm is unrivaled and makes all the rest of the horrible stuff worth it

1/9/2025, 5:02:39 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So like if anyone wants to put me on DILFs of Universal I’m totally ok with it so don’t worry

1/9/2025, 4:18:04 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deal!!

1/9/2025, 3:49:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Care Bears stuff is sick

1/9/2025, 3:49:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My kingdom for a PB Stout!!

1/9/2025, 3:48:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😮

1/9/2025, 3:48:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*fans self*

1/9/2025, 3:14:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My bad!

1/9/2025, 3:00:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real party’s in the lower lot

1/9/2025, 2:30:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meander until the very last second and jump in line. Then act like you didn’t know the rules 😄

1/9/2025, 1:08:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never followed anyone faster! Check out my YouTube channel - it’s not regular stupid, it’s funny stupid!

1/9/2025, 12:01:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love to see it! For anyone watching, you can absolutely get yourself a free drink by being an advocate for my stupid YouTube channel link in bio 😬

31/8/2025, 11:57:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

31/8/2025, 10:10:38 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Represent!!!

31/8/2025, 9:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is very hot. Blessed be the random chair in the shadow of Panda Express

Fat old idiot being very hot (temperature-wise) at Universal Studios Hollywood in the shade of the nearby Panda Express
31/8/2025, 9:13:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too scary

31/8/2025, 8:58:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GET IT

31/8/2025, 8:41:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like the cartoon network show?

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31/8/2025, 8:40:46 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come say hi!! My kid’s bday so we are in until the bitter end!!

31/8/2025, 8:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter is all in on the Hello Kitty universe and Kuromi so I am biased but this is HOT

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31/8/2025, 8:29:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s great

31/8/2025, 8:18:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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USH is PACKED. Glad to see the parks getting some love after a bleak summer

31/8/2025, 8:14:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a real moment here. An honestly beautiful tradition that even the cynics can’t hate on. DCA 4eva

31/8/2025, 7:44:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bullying works

31/8/2025, 7:43:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yuck

31/8/2025, 7:42:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm. Then any further conversation is quickly abandoned when they realize you’re interrupting them watching the movie

31/8/2025, 7:41:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it weird I take personal offense when people trash talk JJ? Ok but like for real it doesn’t deserve it NEMO IS FAR MORE BAD

31/8/2025, 7:39:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s gotta be 4000 degrees there minimum. You’re a soldier!!

31/8/2025, 7:38:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just for that I’m gonna Venmo you $20. DM me

31/8/2025, 7:02:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If any SoCal locals are in USH today, first person to tell me they love my YouTube channel wins the drink of their choosing

31/8/2025, 6:25:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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View’s not that bad

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31/8/2025, 5:20:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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November. It’s been hell trying to avoid everything haha

31/8/2025, 3:35:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i breezed through these because i was afraid to see spoilers but will revisit in depth upon my return!!

31/8/2025, 2:15:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it!

31/8/2025, 2:14:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s fine, half the people are wrong about stuff all the time!!

31/8/2025, 1:56:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait what’s the final verdict on Epic? Was that your first time? What’s your overall takeaway?? THE PEOPLE NEED OPINIONS

31/8/2025, 1:54:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry but that was the easiest fan service in the history of their business. They’re just trolling us now

31/8/2025, 1:50:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, makes so much more sense for him to be doing card tricks on a boat instead of having a signature moment with his kickass song on a RIDE BASED ON THE FRANCHISE HE’S IN

31/8/2025, 1:50:56 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they’re just as unremarkable as us!

31/8/2025, 12:25:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unrelated but I started playing Chibi-Robo for the first time last night and this game is right up my alley

30/8/2025, 5:18:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i absolutely stole this photo punchline from someone on twitter a while ago but i don’t remember who it was. it’s just so perfect i’m bringing it here. i love this pic more than some blood relatives

30/8/2025, 4:52:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me when i get three likes on a post i thought was very good

Mariah Carey proudly smiling in front of a giant screen featuring Mariah Carey
30/8/2025, 4:51:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are blessed today. Have a Gold Rush Chicken for me

30/8/2025, 4:47:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t want to jinx it but I MIGHT have a bombshell interview with a high-ranking TWDC officer with TONS of BREAKING NEWS coming up… 😉

30/8/2025, 4:36:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For all the guff I give that company, while initially feeling that TS4 was unnecessary, as a 43-year-old dude I thought it gave a more profound purpose to the saga: about getting older, letting go, handling the golden years with grace. But that’s over if Woody’s on another adventure with the gang

30/8/2025, 4:34:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good to know. Will investigate when the next SoCal Costco deal drops haha

30/8/2025, 4:30:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This would be funny if they weren’t actively doing this to their resorts. It’s like Deadpool commenting on the Yeti. So stupid

30/8/2025, 4:28:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smoke Jumpers has always been my “a festival is happening but oh wait this place has something in it too let me run over while kids are at Redwook Creek to get a knish and a unique beer” spot. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten anything else there 😬

30/8/2025, 3:29:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s why I don’t really care for a Marvel: if there’s a million universes where everything can go back to how it was, why care about any of it?

30/8/2025, 3:26:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the “Things I Have Stronger Opinions about than a Reasonable Person Should” category: Woody being in this movie, reunited with the gang, undoes the powerful emotional climax of not just Toy Story 4, but every moment leading up to it

30/8/2025, 3:24:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t tell you how many 7-11 sandwiches I have eaten at Flo’s V8 Cafe

30/8/2025, 3:21:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s hard to think of a ride that wouldn’t be made better with a NIN soundtrack. Piggy in the Heffalump room? Heck yeah

30/8/2025, 2:41:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magic Kingdom adds bar, then NIN to ride: that’s two great announcements in a row, one more is called a streak

30/8/2025, 2:32:26 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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CVS out here has it. It asked if you had a condition that allows you to get it but it was just a yes or no, it didn’t press for details like it did in 2021

29/8/2025, 6:55:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ooooh yeah baby

29/8/2025, 5:21:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jersey Shore doing Jersey Shore things

28/8/2025, 4:26:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know this is gonna sound so gross but the sentiment below is at the core of why I am so critical of TWDC. The normies deserve better. They're not going to notice - or take to heart - everything the company has done to make their experience demonstrably worse. I'm fighting for them!!

28/8/2025, 4:04:27 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a great idea!

28/8/2025, 3:08:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where I’m at today: had a dream that Universal was pressured into releasing a statement on how all the Kung Fu Panda attractions fit into the established timeline. I’m probably fine

28/8/2025, 1:37:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So uh...yeah. I guess I do something nice, or make a donation, and take a deep breath. And back to it tomorrow? I apologize that I felt the need to work that out publicly. If you're in the same boat as me, welcome aboard

28/8/2025, 12:07:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know we need levity. But the nonstop assault of things that have to be mentally displaced in order to do it... It feels like an eternal, impossible segue between the worst things imaginable and moving right along, and I feel incapable of having an appropriate reaction to anything anymore.

28/8/2025, 12:07:04 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think my favorite part of Echoes of Wisdom was blowing away piles of sand. There’s a game where I can do that for 200 hours?? Say less, fam

27/8/2025, 5:38:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I walk through Sonic the Hedgehog levels so a game where you just excruciatingly clear every inch is right in my wheelhouse

27/8/2025, 5:35:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not have this game yet but from what I understand that is the exact path I shall be taking

27/8/2025, 5:30:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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man this is a good movie

26/8/2025, 7:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes

26/8/2025, 6:11:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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..........yes

26/8/2025, 5:07:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE BILLBOARD IMPLIED MOVEMENT 😄

26/8/2025, 4:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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too hard to see from the vehicle. i want them beside me

26/8/2025, 4:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me too harrison but let's chin up and get 7 or 8 wins out there!

26/8/2025, 4:03:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE

26/8/2025, 4:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exhibit A in why I think RotR doesn't deserve all the fuss: I thought these were gonna be marching past me. I didn't see one move an inch!!

26/8/2025, 3:59:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All timer reference

26/8/2025, 4:19:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm. VERY hot

26/8/2025, 4:17:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ridiculous that people stoop so low. Unrelated:

26/8/2025, 4:15:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Universal needs to offer that "Deathly Afraid" necklace out here in Hollywood. With that plus the noise-canceling headphones I should be good

25/8/2025, 9:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should this ever come to LA, I'll do my part to gather a crowd of 500!! Good luck!

25/8/2025, 5:11:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard for me to think of any attractions post like 2005 than ran smoothly their first year haha. I guess it’s nice they eventually figure it out but man

24/8/2025, 4:28:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have officially Prestiged at Magic Mountain. Will let you know what the deal is with Knott’s perks. This is my tribute to @parkjourney.com Related: they’re playing Geggy Tah in the park. Mindblowing but this membership is already paying dividends

24/8/2025, 2:23:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lookin good!

22/8/2025, 5:46:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Walk to the AirTrain and back, that’ll get you to 6am

22/8/2025, 12:28:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Empathy does not have caveats, and it is shameful to say so

21/8/2025, 7:39:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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didn’t consider it could be penguin ken marino

21/8/2025, 6:50:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs more Ken Marino

21/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heck yeah good lookin out!

21/8/2025, 4:23:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19-year-old me is super excited that there are new Aronofsky and PTA movies coming out this year

21/8/2025, 2:09:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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beyond parody!!!

20/8/2025, 11:49:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view