You smooth tongued devil, you 😉
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You smooth tongued devil, you 😉
One last sauna to purify the soul before I back to work. (Or, more accurately, to sweat out the wine from the last few days.)
Might be the last time for a while. We’ll have to make the most of it 😉
I mean, where’s the lie? 😜
This is a different spa, thank you 😂
Haha we have a week off and decided to spend it in Melbourne and surrounds, like we were on holiday
Another day, another spa. This time with wine 😈
This is the greatest. Also @heydaaaavey.bsky.social feels seen now 😂😂😂
We have found a pub that serves delicious French food. Life is a little bit lovely right now 🍷
Happy birthday, legend! Hope your week of celebration goes perfectly 😊
I think I’ll survive without them 🤭
Won’t lie, life is good at this moment 😉
Won’t lie, it’s good for the soul 😜
Day two of gym and mimosas in the spa underway. Because one needs good biceps to pop a sparking wine cork 😉
Not at all 😉
👀👀
There there. A mimosa in the spa would make your Monday much better #justsaying 😉
Hell yes, head on down. We’ll pour you a mimosa 😉
Just added 😂
Aren’t they?!! 😍
Everyone should start a Monday this way. It’s exceptionally good for the soul.
Just preparing for mimosas in the spa on a fine Monday morning…
But was it good? Was your meat as juicy and tender as one might imagine?
Yesss! I’ll be doing the same in our spa in an hour or two!
Yes. Yes you are 😉
I wouldn’t have the nerve, myself. But also, what he said.
Duh. Yes. 😊
Yeah. Hugs to you from us all 💔🤗
Woof back from all of us 😉
But of course. Get in here!
Perfect Sunday, that.
Right. Who among you needs a Sunday puppy hug?
Hahah have fun boys 👀
I need to work off several pints of beer today… before I drink more this arvo 😂
This made me actual lol… the chocolate binge is so hard to contain once it starts 😂
I like your logic!
Mmmm, that sounds delightful.
Good idea! Ease yourself back in with beer.
Mildly hungover but pretty decent 😉
If I must, I suppose. 😉
I think it should! And also some chilli, because I’m me.
I love a fish pie! Might make one tonight, come to think of it.
Classic thirst trap. Well played, dude 😜
Lightly soaked, yes
Less than ten minutes after I took this, it was pissing down rain 😂
Yesss!!!! Can’t wait to watch this
All the hugs from a freezing Melbourne, mate.
The steak tartare 🤤
Ah, love that! Celebrate with a wee dram 😉
I recommend soup and a warm couch. But also, somehow you make rough and ugly look goooood 👀😉
Happy birthday legend! I hope the celebrations get less civilised as the day goes on 😉
Is it to help you dress for business casual?
That seems like unassailable logic.
Do you only intimidate when you’re working?
Happy birthday, you snarky legend! Hope it keeps getting better from here.
Sorry, it was a mixed tray bake. Chicken, potatoes, cauliflower, ‘nduja.
Exact same! I remember things related to food, and bugger all else!
Gym done, chicken in the oven, Bake-Off on TV. Thursday night is sorted.
‘Proper strop’ conveys such a glorious image of rage 😂
Oh they’re gooood.
Just how many sins needed soaking away? 😉
That’s dedicated 😉
Ahhh. You have found respectable friends. 😂
Take me, slathered in gravy 😜
What doesn’t kill us, etc etc 😂
Oh, 100%.
This made me actual lol
Imma have some with a lamb chop as a midnight snack
Also I’m not drinking lamb gravy out of a jug, you are, shut up.
When some people get food poisoned, they recover with bland, gentle diets. When it’s @heydaaaavey.bsky.social and I? We recover with Peruvian lamb cutlets and layered duck-fat potatoes 😂
Are … are you still drunk? Is that what’s happening?
Exactly that! And now we’re about to cook dinner together
Isn’t he, though? 😜
This handsome fucker’s made us lemonade scones, so Sunday is sorted 😊😊
You really should!
Thick n Juicy underwear party
That’s my man!! 😊
Okay, tonight is turning out to be very fun 😉
We expect party updates. Just saying 😉
Gentle entertainment that’s easy on the eye 😉
Ehhh, you’re a good sort 😉
Hahahah this is glorious
The former is entirely likely with her 😂
How is Cooking with Paris somehow the greatest of cooking shows? 😂😂😂
Little from column a, little from column b 😉
This kind of company, maybe. Which I’m certain you all provide him.
She may be capable of virtue. In the right light 😉
Inspired by the virtue of @ccshoreditch.bsky.social (now there’s a thing no one’s ever said before!), I am attempting 6am gym.
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet
Oi oi
Best kinda wine!
Recipe from @sabrinaghayour.bsky.social. It’s seriously good.
Oh see this is a sound strategy. I like it!
Damn. That’s a lot of virtuous, healthy living right there 😉
Okay, dinner guests are full of pork (and/or potatoes). Mission accomplished.
Well thank you ☺️ slow cooked for 4.5 hours into melting, tender deliciousness
Meanwhile, our Potato Wellington is ready for the oven …
When I noticed it, yes 😉
