Why are my neighbors shooting fireworks? It’s not a firework holiday
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Why are my neighbors shooting fireworks? It’s not a firework holiday
Congratulations 🎉
Whhhy did I read this article?
I cannot stop watching this 😂🥰
Reason why I’m broke number 815
I didn’t even know they made Mary Jane’s. They are so cute
Disney had a whole movie about this. Nope.
I have follow up question. Outside of school, have you ever had to say The Pledge of Allegiance? I have not
Yes. Lived in 3 different states as a kid. Mississippi was the only place that didn’t have us say it every day. I personally stopped in High School
If your carryon had to get checked at the gate, don’t stand in the middle of the walkway.
Is he listening to George Clinton? 😆
I wanna be a hater but yall are too damn cute. 💜
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Yall ever need a vacation from your vacation. I miss my bed.
I read this as “Are you A crisis?” The answer is yes
Why am I the only person on the plane with a mask on?
At a very tiny airport and AA got this one employee doing Everything! He checked us in, help a lady in a wheelchair to the gate. Now he’s on the tarmac helping the ground crew.
Can confirm this is true
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)
Don’t judge me.
People have said this about my dad. He is 5’10” but has a 6’2” voice
Over. Only exception is if you have small children or cats.
I like the show Wednesday but Luis Guzman and Catherine Zeta Jones have absolutely no chemistry together. They are fine individually but I don’t believe them as a married couple
Time to get off the internet. Good night everyone
I told them what they expected to hear. I kept my answers vague; dancing around the truth. I didn’t object when they assumed differently
Choir: Umthombo Wokuphila Ministries 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
Permanently on the naughty list.
Beyoncé Adele Lady Gaga Pocketing the left over $75
Never seen Pretty Woman but now I’m not sure if I ever will. 😆
Tattoo!!
But WHY would you want to eat a naked pancake?
$2300 is a luxury 2 bedroom apartment or a house with yard in my area. NYC is not cheap
Hot.
Happy Book Lovers Day (August the 9th). #blackbooksky
My dad never signed anything school related. I always signed his name because I couldn’t get my mom’s signature down
Bacon- I does not belong on burgers
AIM & MSN Messenger era
People think I know what I am doing. I do not
Anything that fits well. Suit, jeans& t-shirt etc
It’s definitely old enough to drive. Maybe voting age?
Minding your business
Dusk & dawn
For sale: one uterus, never lived in. Will trade for a large order of fries
Not man but I wash my hair the night before a haircut. Gotta get the hair product out
How is a better question?
How’s yall Monday going? Quote this with a meme
Here’s my tip for hosting a block party. Before you block that awful person, go through their timeline and block all the people they’ve recently reposted. THEN go back to skeet that first brought that awful person to your attention, block all the people who liked and reposted that skeet. 💖
Can I use this phrase? I love it
I thought this was a photo. It’s fabric!
I use to wonder why I got 4 & 5 star reviews for doing the bare minimum when I did Instacart. Then I heard about The Men ™️
He died and was revived. They need an editor
It’s too early for that 😆
Whhhy am I awake at 6an on a Sunday?
How dare you sit comfortably in your own home? *clutches pearls*
Thank you
What’s the comic/graphic novel/manga tag? I want to get back into reading them. #booksky #blackbooksky
Why is Nate Burleson dress like a green screen?
What if [celebrity] didn’t die young? If [actor] hadn’t turned down a particular movie role or if they turned down one that ended up being a bad idea.
Thank you
That’s what I wanna know
They are wonderful. Mine is within walking distance
All the bunnies!!
I feel like the plural of penis should be penis. Like the word deer
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGM...
Took me forever to find a good barber. I’m taking her with me if I move again
Next time I fire up the grill, it’s happening
For the longest time I thought Josh Duhamel & Johnny Knoxville were the same person
And again once you turn 50.
😭😭
Burlington Ross Food Lion
Why does he look like the Boogie Auntie? 🤣🤣
Is The Red Guy okay?
Fall. My favorite season
Christine Baranski and Elaine Hendrix are my favorite type of bougie white lady
How much is her bail?
She living her best bougie life
I was 20 in 2008
Do you think people in 1925 were having the same age convo we are having now? “Your birth year starts with 18? 😱”
The brain on drugs ad where she destroyed the whole kitchen
The fact that this is a sponsored event with rules and regulations is wild.
How many do we up to? 27? 30?
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
Just found out the John Chapters in Nona The Ninth spell out “The Tower has Reactivated” No idea what that means. #booksky #blackbooksky #thelockedtomb
It’s a cipher!!!!
FYI: This a labor-less day. Do nothing. Do you. Just rest, and relax. ♥️🖤💚
This happened to me last week. The scammers are slipping
You can buy them at the grocery store now.
Too far. 😆
Happy Father’s Day
Whooo the hell is doing this?
Cheerios and Raisin Bran are my favorite old people food
Embrace joy when you encounter it. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Thank you!!