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it's kinda funny how the announcement is pretty much even odds something related to his health or debuting a new line of ties
well if nothing else the internet successfully bullied him into making a statement
ah well, nevertheless
if it happens soon i'll go to wendys
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
well the hand looks real this time at least but he looks like a corpse so who knows
yeah i'm hittin this one with a "must be the epstein files lol" and getting on with my day
he's such a dumb guy, fairly certain i could convince him to eat a bug
I'm gonna live in the sauce a bit longer and note that this photo was posted on Fredericks' IG today with no confirmation that it was actually taken today. I mean it probably was, but I've got nothing else going on atm so ya know
Tweet: Diseases aren’t caused by germs. The fickle and mischievous goblin king curses us with illness Community Note: The goblin king is not fickle. His Book of Maladies plans who will get sick hundreds of years in advance
is there a place i can just go throw javelin without it being weird?
he's probably "fine" but not gonna drop this until he gives a presser
i made a friendly wager with some friends back in jan that he would either croak or have a debilitating health event by 2026 so there's ice cream riding on this for me, guys
peanut butter pretzels are so good mmm peanut butter pretzels i often say
spent 10 minutes in the garage with the door open and got three mosquito bites
very good rare homer
i think the theory that he had a stroke has some merit, it may not be his demise, but it would fit with the weirdness. they're trying to stall until he recovers enough to do a presser, if he recovers enough...
photoshopped hand? is this for real? i'm getting a little excited
that guys voice is giving "the whole courtroom groans at my shit"
i believe probably he is just having a normal-ish golf weekend but at the same time, a couple random/crummy photos + inexplicable tweet storm is also pretty much how i think they'd try and cover up that something was happening
JD Vance working to tie up loose ends!!
watched a little doc about the shinkansen earlier and it made me want to hop aboard!
i'm mostly a vegetarian but i'm watching a little doc about texas bbq businesses and it's making me want to load up
It's not that uncommon to have a favorite outfit for activities, but let's gooooooo
yeah, so often the actual implementation of their schemes is half-assed and incoherent and pretty much falls apart at any particular scrutiny. Still plenty of damage they can do but people need to stop assuming whatever he/they say just automatically happens as they say it
That game was so formative for me, in large part because of the sense of mystery it carried, always felt like there were more secrets and easter eggs to find
I got a rowing machine and it rocks so much. I've only ever been a gym bro, never kept any exercise machines at home before, but the experience of having a sesh and showering and recovering all at home is great! game changing, really
i've become a fan of affinity photo, pretty much does all the things, no subscription or other crud
otoh the full set (of 3 total I think) has other photos of her that seem more normal. Could also be an auto enhancement tool doing a poor job I think the photos are provided by the photographer in this case and he holds the copyright.
i'd watch a show centered around kubiac
for the record, i believe the photos are from today, gettyimages has them listed today etc. but i also *believe* his anus and balls exploded on his way up the stairs last night too
People are saying this photo might be from 2019 and as I look at it again his granddaughter kinda looks photoshopped in?? Look guys last night was fun and I just want to capture the vibe again i'll go back to my corner
sleepy safe columbo
Zojo-ji Temple, Shiba. Twenty Views of Tokyo, Kawase Hasui, 1925.
Good morning~☀️🫠今日のらくがきで〜す
ah well, nevertheless
i think if something big happened there'd be noticeable movement around white house and lago and probably leakers besides but something like he fell on the toilet and got poop on his hands and then wiped his hands on his mouth and then coughed and spit the poop around is still possible, likely even
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
probably something about kristen stewart's dating life
the "ah well, nevertheless" this time is gonna suck a bit ngl
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
congratulations
what really kills me about electricity rates surging especially is that it is so particularly self-inflicted. dumb republican chuds repelling every piece of progress we could have made toward improving our grid
i think i'm gonna go with "his mobility is starting to become less reliable" and either "he took a (minor) fall" and/or just "having a bad day getting up and around, recuperating"
v cool colors
I do think this is more or less how it will go down when it does happen, though. a bit of confusion and sense of oddness spurring discourse that crescendos to disclosure
iirc, trump went dark on the campaign a couple times, also and maybe once or twice during his first term, too. unfortunately it's *probably* nothing, but we take fun where we can find it
to be fair, i don't actually expect it will happen imminently. my take is that i think he is receiving ongoing treatment for something but it's only doing so much, good days/bad days situation and their handle on the good days isn't steady
patriots standing by
i just want to live in the funniest timeline for like, i'll accept one(1) fiscal quarter, can we just have that?
Yeah golf will likely be *the* tell, but I fully expect "basically gone dark" to happen at some point, too
Tiple. .. boblog.blogspot.com/2015/04/its-...
some soap i bought that i'm gonna use to wash my junk and rubbish with
turds
getting together with the boys to discuss our total compute
love when wasabi style paste absolutely goes ham on my sinus just fucking blast it
let's all get these
anyone else noticing that Cuban is kind of a dumb guy?
marp,
youtu.be/A2vn18DVSbU?...
a vulcan named doug strange new worlds continues to have the juice
idly dreaming of tidy, fire resistant, noise dampening rockwool batt insulation to clad my home
staring at my walls and considering what substandard insulation must lurk behind them
yeah, it's more like he optimized the crazy than descended into crazy
the cool electric motorcycle is on sale but how can i sell my older less cool electric motorcycle? 🤔
Going Sand dan Glokta mode
but, toddler with a gun and all that, just because they're not particularly capable of doing anything doesn't mean they're not dangerous
there's just a consistent "that'll do" incompetence to everything and almost always when you look closer at what they *actually* do vs. what they say they're doing the reality is completely clownular
Like, not to dismiss the very real harm this administration has and will continue to cause but I refuse to believe they're actually capable of building anything substantial and most, if not all, of their malfeasance will be undone by a single wave election against them
an utter oaf move!
Neko is my hero
I guest performed duet vocals for "Don't Forget Me" with Neko Case
28 Aug 2025
yeah culture of the toilet
This photo is amazing. www.latimes.com/california/s...
the king of pears
you ever just wish you were eating a bartlett pear?
this video essay is doing backflips in my brain recently youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
youtu.be/aHOs6h1k0yE?...
i hate when a thing doesn't do the thing even after you press the thing
I think everyone should read @bridgetgillard.bsky.social's "Little Bosses Everywhere" to unpack how/why everything is all hucksterism all the time now
been thinking about death cults a lot lately, we live in interesting times 😑
forget who said it but trump as a folk hero/protagonist does pretty much model perfectly for how both his cult and the media regards him, even when media is "critical" of him it is framed more as another tribulation for the hero to overcome than reporting on his grotesqueries and malfeasance
The neurologist Oliver Sacks found that the social-media era resembles a neurological catastrophe on a gigantic scale.
considering one of the coolest bassists i used to know who played headless basses tuned in 5ths and nodding
after owning a mandolin for a couple weeks and after having been a bass player for nearly 30 years I begin to wonder if 5ths tuning is in fact godly and it was 4ths tuning that was of caesar all along
working on a color separations for a new silkscreen print and I did something I really liked in the background, using process colors overlaid with a halftone of a photo - the photo was a shot of the suds on my windshield as I sat inside the car at the automatic car wash
been thinking about a lot of stuff lately
been thinking a lot about cults lately and how everything seems like a cult now and that's like a collective marketificaton of community and i dunno man, feels bad
internet community can feel good sometimes but it can also just feel like being some guy peeking over a fence or that sickos guy cartoon or whatever
time goes on, friend groups disperse, experiences and activities change, look around and you're just some guy with a dog and an expensive internet bill
i don't really have any community in my life, which kinda blows, tbh
it reminds me of airport bullshit, everyone knows it sucks, across all spectrum of society and there's somehow now actual will or mobilization to do anything other than creating new expenses to sort of buy back some counter-suck
paying some bills and like is life just always going to get more and more expensive with the only sort of relief being maybe earning a bit more money? is that just what we've gone and done with all this forever?
Difficult to describe this video but it hits right down the center on stuff I think about sometimes. The ideas about hyperreality are interesting
