You’d be sharing these, right? Or is this the new Wu Tang album all over again?
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You’d be sharing these, right? Or is this the new Wu Tang album all over again?
Gotta respect a meal that looks the same going in as it does coming out.
Up to 1-4 on games I attend lol
That was a fun one! First win for me in person this year. PCA looks broken. Hope he can sort it out in the remaining month for y’all.
The cringe is strong with this one
Go Rox! Boo Cubbies! @kibblesmith.com
Those poor interns on the apprentice learned this the hard way.
I don’t know what to do with my hands
I think I just miss 2013 in general
she looks nothing like him
But for real that felt like edging with schadenfreude.
Looks like the dream is over. Back to bed. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’
So classy! I’m knocking on wood with my fingers crossed with every mention of 47. Any other rituals I should incorporate since you seem to have… the gift 🧙♀️
Added to calendar! If this REALLY gets confirmed I’m gonna make blood orange mimosas and get sloppy drunk on my porch
I will fucking gladly join your coven
ummm I don’t want to jinx things but this may have actually worked lol
Game of Thrones started its dip in quality when he first took office. Coincidence? 🤔
Has he rage tweeted “IM STILL HERE!!!” at us heathens for calling/wishing him dead yet? Not that that is exactly proof of life, but still… thought he’d be all over this by now. Maybe… maybe it’s real?? 🤞 #trumpisdead
Do you take requests???
But not the Cards? A true Cubs fan!
Job hunting in 2025 is an inner circle of hell activity. Getting ghosted by recruiters after 3+ interviews is absolutely demoralizing.
After trying to revive him via mouth-to-balls resuscitation.
The bag boy was clearly flirting with you
Dave tries to do a tight five without a cigarette. Challenge: Impossible.
That maaaay be the one exception lol
I’m beginning to think this guy’s not even a real doctor 🤔
There’s always money in the chip bag.
Yeah I don’t think we’ll be seeing a blue check by that account anytime soon.
It’s clearly a conspiracy by big towing
So when do the Sox trade him to an NL West team?
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
Ayyy baby you ever had uncured before? 😈
There's no rule that says a dog can't be a priest
This strategy shall be named “pocket sanding” in honor of Dale Gribble.
I’m gonna make it canon that Galactus has money troubles
sorry for my bad posts. I will not stop
WisCUBSja - clearly the AI knows how many north siders show up to Brewers games
I’ve read a bunch of comments and posts on Reddit from people who didn’t know that Noem actually shot her dog. As brutal as the gag was, it was vital in driving home how monstrous this woman truly is, and it’s reaching an audience that doesn’t pay as much attention to political news.
Dean Cain was really that triggered finding out Superman was an illegal immigrant, wasn’t he?
Wondering if @jamesgunn.bsky.social has seen Krypto’s cameo in South Park yet 😬
BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.
This dude seriously named his company after a marionette satire of American military overreach. Wow.
Is someone actively shitting in your Timbits? We all get it. Things are bleak right now. But if you can’t take a beat to talk about a hobby or something that brings you even a modicum of joy every once in a while, then just take the toaster bath already.
That long ass right arm is really unnerving.
This is like eating food from your Skyrim inventory irl
Post the Zillow and I’ll put in a low ball bid on the place because some punk kids wrecked the sinks
John, you are 73 years old. Please do not run for reelection.
You could always sell this sketch to me to recoup a few of those quarters!
Gotta focus on the things to build on. Bernabel is a revelation. Moniak looks like a successful reclamation project. Goodman is already the best catcher in franchise history. Management actually made some deals at the deadline instead of sitting on their hands. There are some reasons for optimism.
You ever have a shit smell so bad you have to give yourself a courtesy flush?
Just think, if Barack Obama hadn’t worn a tan suit we’d have never gotten in this mess!
What writing Rick Sanchez does to a person lol
Scorching Bernabel getting NL player of the week in his first week of playing 😎
I could possibly forgive this if the AI images were strictly included as placeholders and the kickstarter goal included budget to replace them by actual artists for the finished product.
This is the energy needed. Get back to the classic punishments for treason.
Governor hot wheels better hope there are access ramps in hell.
I have a dark magic fetish. I only date people with the ability to raise the dead. I’m a necromancer-romancer.
First of all, amazing! Second of all, is that Chris Kattan?
So sayeth Mephisto
What the hell!! I’m trying to catch up before watching and only on golden age action comics.
So since there’s 219 able-bodied people in Congress that don’t want to work, can we take away their government funded healthcare? #Congress
Wow…
Sue’s a lucky lady!
I’d say this is an example of the pot calling the kettle black, but given your post history you’d probably use a racial slur instead. Kindly fuck yourself with the most prickly of cacti, nazi scum.
Imagine thinking we shouldn’t be critical of employers when they bow to fascism…
You mean the dude beach
Severance and Ted Lasso are pretty concrete proof to the contrary. I wouldn’t trust them to not editorialize and interfere with Colbert though given the way Stewart’s tenure ended.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Paramount. Fuck Skydance. Fuck this whole timeline for getting more and more dystopian every single day. www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Dick is gonna promote another nephew just to spite you now, Troy.
No one actually buys these. They just appear in a dish in your house once you become a grandparent.
Whoa whoa I agree with most of this but I will not tolerate root beer barrels catching strays here, Phil lol
Not while Good N Plenty exists
lol what? He already has a ring and a Super Bowl MVP. Von’s getting into the HoF on the first ballot with ease.
Montero got DFA’d by the Rockies so that should tell you all you need to know about his hitting ability 😂
BRB gonna write a shitpost about how this home run means we actually won the Arenado trade.
As someone who has watched Montero flail mightily at major league pitching, this has to be the final nail in the coffin for Bauer. Dude is cooked.
Why are y’all flipping my boys off? 😢 it’s like picking on the kids that ride the short bus.
Just the right level of douche rock
This is the first film of the new DCU. Ezra is no longer The Flash. Their portrayal of the character predates Gunn’s involvement with DC Studios.
Fillion is the one that insisted on the bowl cut actually lol
Clark being a pop-punk fan was an awesome character choice #mightycrabjoysforlife
And they rehired him after he apologized for the awful jokes and made it clear that the tweets were not a reflection of who he was. Your point?
Yeah dude, John Cena, the man famous for completing more make a wish requests than anyone, would definitely work with a pedophile. You fell for right wing propaganda that came from a joke written in poor taste 15+ years ago.
Bad bot
Ya know, as gross as this is, if this tricks some of his base into seeing a movie with an inherently pro-immigrant message, I’m all for it.
What are you doing here? Go back to Twitter, nitwit.
The only bad thing about seeing @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s Superman early is that I can’t see it again until at least Thursday 😭
When you win you’re going to be making those faces a lot when MTG and Boebert have the floor. 😬
Let’s go a step beyond that and recommend folks shop elsewhere even if their local Safeway isn’t currently striking. Solidarity across the board. Safeway doesn’t get a dime until a new contract is signed.
Speed Racer is the Wachoskis’ true masterpiece.
Squirm has given you your marching orders NYC! www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNe...
Got food poisoning from my favorite pizza joint
Bold strategy there, Cotton…