Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Schiavone handled that Hogan tribute with a lot of class. #AEWCollision
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Schiavone handled that Hogan tribute with a lot of class. #AEWCollision
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
More or less the same concept behind their Christian persecution fantasies too
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, was anyone under the impression these people are truthful, ever
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
wow are you telling me the "trade deals" he talks about and the wild details surrounding them are just made up on the spot
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
I see a lot of "I can't believe it happened so quickly" and like... Uhhh I did? The fundamental mistake everyone keeps making is thinking we're dealing with politicians and not just straight-up scoundrels. The intent was never good, in any way! Handing them power was a grave mistake.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
The bad thing about data is that they can just imprison the people compiling it
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Phil's just making shit up now
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
This is why, if you *actually* gave a shit about Palestinians, you would have voted for Harris. This is the difference between an administration that - at the very least! - gives a shit about public pressure, and one that is willing to meet force with force.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
No really, it looks fucking terrible
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
The Mortal Kombat II trailer proves that if you want to get a franchise back on track baybee, just hire a big name actor for the lead and don't bother fixing anything else
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear to god he stages these press briefings like they're catching him en route to somewhere - he turns away after every question but comes right back, just fuckin meandering
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
He has maybe 10-15 bits that are just veiled pandering to the right and he just reconfigures them any time he's asked a question
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It pisses me off that he just stole a played-out Brady Bunch bit and just made it his thing, it's so FUCKING STUPID
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I know everyone is inclined to think this is racism (partly it is) or some weird addle-brained obsession with IQ (partly it is) but really it's trump making open threats against anyone who's not "smart" enough to get on his good side
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all need to understand that these people are not *making up or changing rules,* they are ignoring the rules and telling everyone to go fuck themselves with euphemisms
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
The Epstein thing seems so stupid, so the trumps think it's going to expose Dems, but it couldn't be more obvious Trump is implicated and they're trying to cover it up... so his fans are angry he's not giving them the bullshit they crave?
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how motherfucker always seems to know when someone's a "scam artist" Almost like it takes one, in fact, to know one
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
They're zealots who crave holy war against perceived persecutors and he's a deranged scam artist who likes to see people fight, they were made for each other
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Well it ain't APPOSED to be a resort" This is where the disconnect is always gonna be with these people. "How could you," the left cries, not stopping to realize that harm is the goal, not an error of conscience.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
This is the kind of shit Steve Carell did in Foxcatcher
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb motherfuckers think the country just "makes" money. The number is irrelevant as long as he says "BILLyons" like a big shot asshole
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
That tracks
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Can we take a minute to appreciate the Outrunners' pack of Newports attire from the #AEWAllInTexas Zero Hour
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Squeezed everything out of every deal" isn't really inaccurate
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is his ass wedged in the seat like that
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
All this motherfucker really cares about is petty revenge against fellow 90s/2000s TV personalities
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Prediction: Kris Statlander will take the Death Riders FROM Jon Moxley, with help from Marina and Willow, forming an all-woman super faction, but with Yuta still as their bitch lol #AEWAllIn #AEWAllInTexas
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like we could have come to this conclusion after covid but maybe it's time to accept that our nation's leaders are now thanos-pilled population-culling mass murderers
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Well because that would benefit other people and not him, specifically
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
GET A JOB SIR
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Daniel Garcia is who Ricky Starks thinks he is. I said it.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
They ain't upgrading shit and anyone who even takes that at face value is fucking delusional. I kept saying it, they're boarding the money arc and kicking the rest of us overboard to drown in the floods
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
All of this was just a mafia-esque restructuring of the federal government, wasn't it? Trump doesn't know or care how shit works, he just wants loyalty and for shit to not be his problem. So he imagines governors as lieutenants and makes shit their problem.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like the "that's not how it works" crowd (bsky) is unaware of who has all the guns
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Happy 4th
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I say this from a great deal of personal experience no one should ever have
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
He thrives on exploiting good ol' Amercian competitiveness. Business? Get the two sides scrapping. Reality TV? Get 'em scrappin'. Politics?
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Great, just what this god damn profession needs: more rich, arrogant white kids
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
What's the over-under on how long until trump drops a slur people in this century have heard
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the most Idiocracy-ass shit yet. But that's the game now I guess, right? Peddle positive news you don't have to think too hard about to the dummies! I'm sure profit-wise it works out great
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
It's cute that anyone thinks free and fair elections are still happening when you can't even get FEMA on the phone
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all remember when Scar let the hyenas take over the Pride Lands
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
When/where did he say "don't touch Medicaid" and why on earth would you take anything he says at face value
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Keep those eyes closed! The transition period will be over before you know it!"
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
...Why even give him the benefit of the doubt??? He's an idiot but it's pretty obvious he likes all the horrific schemes his cabal keeps coming up with
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans have made it pretty clear that they DO feel they work for trump now, so I'm not sure what "you dont work for trump" is doing here
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like the Nixon and Regan conservatives were encased in amber
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"We just need FOUR REPUBLICANS who love their constituents more than they love bribes. Anyone? Only need four"
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised no one used the word "whippersnapper"
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
$40 mil is an absurd price for a statue of Arnold Palmer with no pants
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Well Japan's rice industry is very self sustai--" no egghead, that was racism
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
His brain is trapped in NYC circa 1979
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"We love everybody" "Not me, I'm a hateful monster 😏" *laugh track*
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Murdoch, Vought, Netanyahu, and Putin are now feeding trump increasingly more depraved ideas, and please note: he really likes all of them
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
At this rate it'll be a few more months (if that) before they're asking him if he'd support public executions
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
This is where we're at, folks. "AYYYY LET'S HEAR IT FOR WATAH (panders to the christians)"
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
A shady old dickhead who forsakes New York after he retires to the beach - sounds like a real Floridian to me
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Complicit. Not terrified, not of trump anyway. Terrified of their constituents when they realize they're throwing them overboard
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Living in the Midwest, you realize The Simpsons was a documentary
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
You kids' bullshit detectors are way outta whack
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Pretty sure he knows it's happening!
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
New stuff on the Insta (Check my profile for the link, not bothering here) (Actually, no one sees anything I do here so I can pretty much do whatever I want! I'm the Lord Jesus Christ)
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
The problem with all these hypotheticals about if they were "actually" trying to find waste, fraud, and abuse is that all of this is based on bullshit. They don't know or care how it works; they're just throwing out the thinnest of justifications for what amounts to theft.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Alls we're saying" is never a prelude to anything good
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Imagine if he'd called it the "Arnold Palmer's Big Beautiful Cock Bill" and now we're all using the acronym APBBCB like it's serious
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
He says everything like it's this threatening zinger before he dramatically walks away from camera, and then walks back toward camera
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't buy this for a second. Bro was doing nazi salutes in plain sight a few months ago, and now he's Mr. Man of the People? Horseshit.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
If these people don't get the violence they crave, they will keep pushing until they do. And I say, if they're going to be out here without badges or warrants, why deny them?
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Jesus christ they are children
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Every Xfinity salesman ever telling you the price won't go up and you're not getting extra shit you didn't want
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything's a bribe. The best part is gonna be when they fuck the witness over anyway after he testifies
Mack Butterfield (@mack2114.bsky.social) reposted
The corrupt Supreme Court that we have today, this entrenched 6-to-3 extreme Supreme Court, is the product of a 50-year special-interest campaign that really got off the ground in the backlash to racial integration and Brown v. Board of Education in the 1950s. front.moveon.org/how-corrupt-...
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Squid Game 'Murica starring Galadriel
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
It turns out you can just do stuff
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
"Wee wooo, I made da planes woirk with da doodads and da whatsits"
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Gavin Newsom is goddamn right
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Ohhhhh babygirl nooooo
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
They have successfully transformed Supreme Court rulings into NFL draft day coverage
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not, they're thrilled to finally be able to subjugate women and anyone they paint as infantile (gays, minorities)
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
The main thing about all this no one understood was complicity. Everyone thought, "well such and such is a coward" or "someone will eventually see reason" but the conservatives have been plotting for a long time. Anyone who didn't recognize they were all in on the heist is a fool.
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking from experience
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
No no... there are a LOT of people who buy this! There are people who think wrestling is real! And acting like they don't exist is EXACTLY how trump keeps winning!
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Half the country thinks Reacher is real life
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Packing the courts: a hallmark of trump 1.0! These people were always gonna rig the judiciary and shouldn't have been allowed anywhere near it!
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
boy the guy we all trusted with the safety and security of the free world sure does seem preoccupied with the television business
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
PAM BONDI: penispenispenispenispenispenispenis COMMITTEE: ok we're going to have another hearing tomorrow and this time you'd better not say penis PAM BONDI: ok (next day) PAM BONDI: penispenispenispenis
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
Oh my god, stop sitting there, smirking, letting her talk. IT'S ALL SOUNDBYTES FOR FOX, NEWSMAX, ETC. She's not "crashing out," she's riling up the gun-toting nutcases!
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we allowing this amoral, narcissistic dimwit to portray our president
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social) reply parent
All of this commentary misses the point, which is not that "daddy" is a weird, subconscious thing for them (ok maybe it is who knows), but that "daddy" is meant to infantilize anyone outside the criminal cabal of abusive men who steps out of line. Peak patriarchy
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
It is so painfully obvious this asshole only knows words he's heard on TV and is anyone else wondering why we're even entertaining this, why we're giving up our futures for this farce
Ian Donmoyer (@kingedawg.bsky.social)
I've been saying it - if you're dismissing the Evangelical connection, you're missing a huge part of why these people are so dangerous.