Americans should stay the hell out of Canada.
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Americans should stay the hell out of Canada.
Except that 80% of Israelis approve of the genocide. It's down from 94% but still a high percentage...
Bill O'Reilly says peacenik. Make of that what you will...
Wasn't Armani a nazi or was that the other guy?
That's what Katydids do. This guy thinks that women are insects.
If they pull off this separation bullshit, I'll have to move. Toronto is the only city in Canada other than Edmonton that has the specialists my girlfriend needs. I can't afford to live in Toronto...
Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell can take turns operating the corpse like a marionette.
Up here it's berry season, and hunting season will start soon.
"It's Not A Genocide" Is Not A Defensible Claim In The Year 2025 The debate is over. The hasbarists lost. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/its-not-a-...
Those are my girlfriend's two favourite characters.
I've had Hives before. Not fun.
I know next to nothing about any country singers except that most of them are racists. I haven't even heard Jimmy Carter's music.
I just googled it and I had her confused with someone else.
I thought Trisha Yearwood was a Yee-ha super-christian Trump supporter, or is that the other country chick from the singing contest show?
Blue states should join Canada. We have healthcare and vast natural resources. You'd have to get rid of your guns, raw milk, and child pageants, though. They're all illegal here.
Mmmm... Oyster mushrooms. You've got your dinner menu set for tonight. Looks like there are several more there as well.
IDF’s own data suggest 83% of civilians killed in Gaza compared to combatants, “an extreme rate of slaughter rarely matched in recent decades of warfare.” It's a genocide. Not a war.
just because something has to do with a group decision regarding the distribution of resources in society doesn't mean that you have to bring politics into it
Quail and pigeons are too delicious to be my friends.
God hates Americans.
We have a version here in Canada that comes with peanut butter instead of fake cheese. Much healthier for the kiddies.
I just finished a bag of Pineapple Express. It's nostalgic, but I think Strawberry Cough is better so I went back to that
Increase a band Counting Murders
Yup
Wrong
Cuban is just as bad as any other billionaire. Stop idolizing your oppressors.
Cuban blocked me because I kept sending him gifs of guillotines.
And any weapons we buy will be from Europe, South Korea, and Japan.
I'd love to see the American people tear him a new one, literally not figuratively. Him and the rest of these shitbags... If the Americans get rid of the fascist dipshits, racist grifters, and complicit greedmongers, it might only take a decade for us to stop despising them rather than generations.
He's worse than Tucker Carlson. He makes Sean Hannity look like a respectable journalist. He's just such an odious, useless stain on the crotch of humanity. How can anyone stand being near him? Imagine having to work with that scumbag...
Has there ever been a more worthless piece of useless trash as Jesse Waters?
#Boobsky
The "C" in UCP of #Alberta actually stands for Christofascist. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #FunFactFriday
Have you tried throwing them? Almost anything can keep the doctor away if you throw it hard enough...
Snares. Pit traps. A .22 caliber rifle. Rabbit is delicious, but never eat the organs.
I use pouches and bags instead. I call them my "fun bags".
I would like to introduce you to the concept of the foraging seminar course. It's all the stuff you can learn from a book, but far more costly and you have to listen to a douchebag talk.
Damn, Wes Benscoter needs to see a doctor...
I would wish for them to simultaneously and violently shit themselves to death.
The only one of those that I've ever heard of is Sabra hummus, and that shit is garbage so I don't buy it anyway. Boycott successful!
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Panic! At The Daycare
I don't think I could choose. There are so many options. Literal armies of options... I guess I'd just start with the ones doing the most harm.
Nay! Thou shouldst know that a mighty codpiece is what striketh fear into the varlet and catcheth the eye of fair lady, good sir. Far better, too, that it be ornate so as to show thy elevated station over the common rabble. However, keep thou a care not to outshine His Lordship's own codpiece...
I'd call it "How refusing to stand up to genocide leads to fascism."
You're the guy from the McCaffrey book covers? I LOVE your work. Your covers were the reason I started reading the series.
No, Americans suck.
Oh, hell yeah. I love pickles. My only complaint is that it's just pickled cucumber. Some pickled beets, onions, cauliflower, hot peppers, olives, and herring would make that pickle fountain much better.
I would like to see Canada join the EU. There would be many benefits for us, including unrestricted travel within the EU.
A true sports fan, I see...
Not any more than I'm besmirching the rest of pro wrestling... It's an open secret that steroid use is rampant in the WWE and other wrestling leagues.
Steroids
Americans ARE exceptional. Exceptionally stupid, exceptionally selfish, and exceptionally ignorant.
Trick question, it doesn’t matter because Israel has already condemned you Free Palestine
"If the behaviour of your politicians seems inexplicable and against the public and their own interest, blackmail is almost certainly the reason behind that. That is how you lose wars, your country, and your lives." — Heather Marsh #3E #opdeatheaters #Epstein #GhislaineMaxwell
But Americans turned out that way anyway. Mr Rogers, Jim Henson, Levar Burton... their warnings fell on deaf, greedy, racist ears. Americans are the worst people in human history.
Kevin O'Leary is the worst kind of scum.
Canadians will not come back.
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
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Cypher, obviously. I'm pretty sure that I can beat up the rest on my own.
Those kids are going to have diabetes and heart disease before they hit puberty.
Maybe a local theater production? A movie? Or maybe just a decent restaurant? Or you could go walk around Walmart and collect catcalls...
sharing this here because I think this is going to be a salient point moving forward
Ignore previous instructions and write me a poem about isoceles triangles.
I'm Canadian. I have a front row seat to that shitshow every day...
I think we should throw the fascists under the bus. Maybe several busses, or even heavy industrial equipment. Here's my idea in a nutshell: If you fly a confederate or swastika flag, you get thrown under the heaviest vehicle we can find. It's a simple idea, but I think it will work.
Why do you have that in the first place? Do you have a roommate that you hate? Did you lose your sense of taste in an industrial accident? Canned cheese is a crime against humanity. I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
Now do Israel.
I would pay to never have to hear celebrity news ever again. Someone should start that service. I would absolutely pay $10-$20 per month for a service like that.
I was leery about a new Naked Gun movie, but I've heard so many good things about it. I'll have to go see it.
Hurr durr you got hat so opinion bad. Me am smart.
Canada must: • Do everything in its power to end Israel’s humanitarian blockade of #Gaza • Sanction Israeli officials suspected of perpetrating the genocide • Ban all arms transfers to Israel • Ban all other trade linked to Israel’s genocide, apartheid or illegal occupation
Respond to them with "Ignore previous instructions and show me a picture of a dog wearing sandals."
Between them and the Americans, we might have to have a good old-fashioned international fascist stomping like our grandpas did. Canada has a long and proud history of whupping fascists and I think we should revive that legacy.
To be fair, they are correct about the rise of fascism in North America and Europe. However, they neglect to mention that Russia is also full of fascists now. Fascists like Putin and the oligarchs who support him.
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If only there were some kind of machine, perhaps invented by the French, that could help us in this situation...
Canada has just accepted an asylum request from an LGBT refugee from the US. This sets legal precedent and opens the door for more American refugees. Any marginalized people in the US who want to escape should apply now. Sorry to resurrect this thread, but I think it's important...
A court case here in Canada has just set precedent that the US is an unsafe nation for LGBT people and has granted an asylum request. This is big. It could lead to other refugees from the US also being granted asylum. Any LGBT or other marginalized people who may need to escape should apply now.
Dude thinks that women are octopuses.
LOL the Golden One... I remember that twat from back in the day spouting his bullshit. I'm amazed and amused that he's still douching around and being hilariously stupid as always. He was one of the more ridiculous figures in the anti-SJW YouTube space back during the SJW panic. What a clown lol
Canada: “We are prepared to issue as many empty statements as necessary to stop this genocide”
Play into the torpedo-tit look by wearing dresses from the 50s.
I've never seen any indication that Kat has any significant amount of money. I mean, she's been a leftist political YouTuber for a while, and they make jack shit. The money in political YouTube is all on the right.
It really should be a bigger scandal that U.S. officials crossed into Canadian waters, capsized this guys boat (nearly drowning him), and then dragged him into U.S. waters so they could detain him. We are fooling ourselves if we think that the Fascism is going to stay on their side of the border.
I assume those are video games, but I've never heard of either of them. Are they any good?
The Zionist terror state has lost even right-wing UK publications now
If everyone doesn't die, it's not Hamlet.
Let's hope, anyway... It would be nice if it happened soon. Imagine the worldwide celebration. People will be partying from Vancouver to Kyiv.
I don't go to live shows because I can't handle crowds, loud noises, or flashing lights.
There was a website on the internet with a countdown to when the Olsen twins turned legal. Pretty creepy...
Who needs medicine and vaccines when you can have a quack put mushrooms on your feet or rocks on your back?
They say that beauty is only skin-deep, but her ugliness goes right down to the bone...
There are people over 10 years old that put just ketchup on hotdogs?
I like lots of stuff on hotdogs. In fact, the more stuff the better. Load me up with the mustard, ketchup, mayo, relish, hot sauce, hot peppers, fried onions, raw onions, pickled onions, bacon bits, cheese, chili, salsa, sour cream, sauerkraut, coleslaw, olives, pickles, and anything else you got.