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Kirby5Cat

@kirby5cat.bsky.social

Senior Fellow; Proud Member of the Woke Mob; Browns & Sharks fan; Retired Auto Parts Dude; From OH to CA.

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll feel sorry for the hot dog. 😜😉😂

1/9/2025, 8:26:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like you need to turn off your router and disconnect all your devices. They don't seem to be doing anything for you.

1/9/2025, 8:16:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's looking better than he did last week:

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31/8/2025, 11:48:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus he only works part time.

31/8/2025, 11:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's really dead. This is a body double under the control of the people at Fox News. Mostly Sean Hannity and Jesse Watters.

31/8/2025, 11:42:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Old news

31/8/2025, 11:17:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

If you look up 'educated idiot' in the dictionary you'll find his picture.

31/8/2025, 11:16:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

My theory is that he's now dead and been replaced by a body double who's under the control of Fox News.

31/8/2025, 11:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, he's an expert at screwing the hired help, is he not.

31/8/2025, 11:13:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you live in Northern California and find yourself requiring the services of a Urologist do not, I repeat, do not resort to treatment provided by the Urologist "team" at Oroville Hospital and/or Doves Landing. I have never experienced a more corrupt, inept, and fraudulent group of doctors.

31/8/2025, 11:09:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ken Paxton: Living proof that crime does pay.

31/8/2025, 2:39:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshit and hypocrisy, two of her specialties.

31/8/2025, 2:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well shit, the coach went with the best option for success. Face it dude, you sucked big time in this game when you were playing.

24/8/2025, 5:49:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention when you claim to know more about grass than anybody in the world just because you own some golf courses that were covered with grass when you bought them.

24/8/2025, 5:46:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to credit Logan Lisle at Dad Jokes on Dock Tok. That's an old one from them.

24/8/2025, 5:42:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yeah. Anything short of a total ass kissing and hero worship will get you in trouble with our asshole, corrupt, inept, etc., president

24/8/2025, 5:33:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yes, but we can expect him to steal one first chance he gets, just like the World Cup.

24/8/2025, 5:27:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, they're still too busy whining about Cracker Barrel's new logo.

24/8/2025, 5:17:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

True. And I think we'd have to include Tommy Tuberville and a few others I'm too drunk to remember right now.

24/8/2025, 4:39:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done! That reminds me. My new goal in life is to have the FBI raid my home and search for top secret documents that Pete Hegseth sent me by mistake.

24/8/2025, 4:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

This is obviously NBB. Nothing But Bullshit.

22/7/2025, 12:43:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's some funny shit there, let me tell you.

22/7/2025, 12:38:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

But religious viewpoints are OK as long they agree with Republicans' viewpoints.

5/7/2025, 8:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

He should start a club with Mike Lindell, Rudy Giuliani, and Alex Jones. MAGA losers going through bankruptcy. 😁

5/7/2025, 8:01:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

If they aren't lying they're not doing their job the way Trump wants it done.

5/7/2025, 7:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely, then throw him in prison for aiding and abetting, or something. Whatever they can think of.

5/7/2025, 7:52:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Well it was Biden's fault. Eveybiody knows he controls the weather. Just ask Donald Trump.

5/7/2025, 7:37:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprised Texas officials aren't blaming Biden personally. I'm sure Trump will be.

5/7/2025, 7:30:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to believe Donald Trump would lie about something............ Nah, I'm kidding. 😁🙂

2/7/2025, 5:41:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. Well done! And I agree wholeheartedly.

2/7/2025, 5:34:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. They're the real cause of egg prices climbing ever higher. Fuck you, radical leftist chickens! 😁😂

2/7/2025, 5:24:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Foxx: Impugning your integrity is impossible. You have to have some intergrity first before someone can impugn it.

2/7/2025, 5:21:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hitler would be impressed.

2/7/2025, 5:16:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Criminals quite often wear masks.

26/6/2025, 2:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corrupt and dishonest makes qualified irrelevant.

26/6/2025, 2:28:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Shady" is his middle name.

26/6/2025, 2:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's got pictures of Lindsey. I'm just dying to see 'em.

23/6/2025, 5:13:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sarah Suckabee Sanders is one worthless, lying sack-o'-shit.

12/6/2025, 3:30:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for long, judging by the way things are going.

11/6/2025, 2:48:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

FOX NEWS LIARS gonna lie. There's no stopping them. It's all they know.

11/6/2025, 2:28:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pam Bondi's brother should think seriously about changing his name.

11/6/2025, 2:26:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Chicago; hate that song. Don't know why exactly. Nothing personal.

11/6/2025, 2:25:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm catheter free for one whole month now. Just hope everything keeps working the way it's supposed to without surgery.

11/6/2025, 2:23:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Who says RFK Jr. is all about 'facts and logic'? Haven't seen any evidence of that lately. But yeah, Jr. needs to hear the truth from people like you because obviously he's lost his way.

11/6/2025, 2:18:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Possibly, since he has no heart. But his brain is sure overloaded with hate leaving little room for anything else.

11/6/2025, 2:10:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah! She the worst yet. Even worse than Sarah Suckabee and Kayleigh McEnanay combined.

11/6/2025, 1:59:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine. It's also my birthday. Honest. 🙂

11/6/2025, 1:56:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess this country isn't sick enough yet for the Trump gang.

11/6/2025, 1:51:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not the only thing he smells like.

11/6/2025, 1:50:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

ABC: another corporate media conglomerate with no balls or ethics.

11/6/2025, 1:43:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

You tell 'em Chuck! I bet they'll get right on it thanks to your forceful demands.

4/2/2025, 3:05:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

About time. And followed by many more, we hope.

4/2/2025, 3:02:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude is wired, man. Been hanging out with Don Junior, no doubt. 😁😄

2/12/2024, 2:56:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social The last things the Niners needed was playing the Bills in a blizzard.

2/12/2024, 2:53:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ohiostatefb.bsky.social So, once again, we got to witness another choke job against Michigan. No great surprise there.

2/12/2024, 2:51:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see the Ohio State Buckeyes performed their usual choke job against Michigan to ruin an otherwise satisfying season. #OhioStateBuckeyes

2/12/2024, 2:48:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure they consider it a requirement. Along with a degree in corruption and hypocrisy.

2/12/2024, 2:44:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

You didn't really expect any, did you?

22/11/2024, 12:49:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When are they going to learn to stay on the first floor and never cross the street without at least twenty other people around them.

19/11/2024, 2:59:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetic!

19/11/2024, 2:53:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social)

@devincow.bsky.social Hello Cow. Nice to see you again. How about a follow. 😀🙂 (aka Derek Kontack on X)

19/11/2024, 2:46:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Was Derek Kontack on Twitter (my third account due to some earlier suspensions for expressing the truth or something) now I'm back to my favorite handle. 😀🙂

17/11/2024, 9:57:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

You just need more practice, 😉

17/11/2024, 9:48:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Like all his stuff. Always considered "Cat's Cradle" his best.

16/11/2024, 8:53:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the finest people! 😁

16/11/2024, 8:49:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

Already done. 🙂😊

16/11/2024, 8:47:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/11/2024, 8:42:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting to figure this thing out. Still a long way to go to find all of my Twitter followers and followees. Is OK though. I'm retired and gots plenty of time. And it sure beats Twitter. 😄

16/11/2024, 8:36:31 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

So true!

16/11/2024, 8:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

I escaped from Twitter and found you here. What a stroke of luck! (I created a new handle on here to protect the innocent . . . or something.) 😁

16/11/2024, 8:27:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

I dumped Twitter (where I followed you) and stumbled accross you on here my first day. What luck!

16/11/2024, 8:21:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social)

Anybody out there who loves the TV series "Homicide: Life on the Streets" as much as I do? On a side note, I think the latest season of "Only Murders in the Building" sucks, even though I love Steve Martin. (It's 6:45 a.m. and I've been up since 4:30 trying to get back to sleep. It shows)

15/11/2024, 2:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/11/2024, 2:36:22 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edward could have used 2 of those. But then he wouldn't have been able to trim the shrubbery or women's hair.

15/11/2024, 2:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's also nuts. But you already knew that.

15/11/2024, 2:28:43 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He forgot wine, women, and song. 🙂

15/11/2024, 2:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirby5Cat (@kirby5cat.bsky.social)

Any way to import 'Followers' and 'Following' lists from Elon Muskrat's Twitter X? Lots of friends and good people I'd like to keep in touch with.

15/11/2024, 2:07:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view