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Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative. Woke as Jesus. Born-again question.
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Explains the suspicious spike in DC area ketchup purchases. His smurfs kinda blew their cover with their WH badges in plain sight.
Fascist funhouse mirror morality.
Then she/AK got fucked on that BBB rug pull. Having trouble hiding her hurt. Guess she just doesn't have the gimp chops it takes to be a GOP elected these days. #GOPGimpsonthePotomac
Pros of turning the military against your own citizens: - "we'll have the boys home for Christmas" is a promise you can deliver on--every damn year of the 'war' - radically reduced expenses for troop transport, overseas bases... - no language/cultural barriers between troops and enemy population
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
"Oh, but we DO have answers to your very wonderful questions, Mr. Spock. Please come to the next Wednesday evening Bible study, where we'll answer them together in fellowship."
Those many weeks of vacation were the training? Ok, I get it.
IYKYK And EVERYBODY knows
But in their hearts they're still the same woke people who pushed out that new woke logo. Not to be trusted. CB customers: be on the lookout for subliminal woke messaging they might try to slip in. Perhaps on the menu, maybe in the hash browns recipe...
Yes, that was a very easy chapter to omit from the film. Then again, maybe it's a segment we could really benefit from now.
"I'm from the CITY and I'm here to help."
47-25-48 Hut, hut! Excited for the fall football season.
His decrepit state wouldn't matter nearly so much we're he not surrounded by people with either the same or symbiotic pathologies.
Just as I suspected: those Phish lyrics DO write themselves.
The hero was involved, the sandwich was committed. (Brave gyro?)
Don't of newsy. But oh, just so much going on these days. Early days of Cracker Barrel gate...
Stop falling for stories designed to distract from Cracker Barrell gate!!! Investigators rummaging through the Clintons' garbage found a whole folder of proposed new logo designs. INCLUDING THE ACTUAL NEW ONE! Wake the fuck UP!
Great comedy skit idea!
Oh, but the competition is so tight.
Ugh
NYT: "Some critics assert he's arguably profiting off the presidency. But most reasonable experts insist that's alarmist." Trump: "No, listen to me! I AM DEFINITELY DOING ALL I CAN TO WORK THIS GIG FOR BIG BUCKS AND QUICK BUCKS UNTIL I'M STOPPED."
Nailed
Big question: Ok to burn a Trump flag? What about a pride flag? Don't tread on me?...
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." —Arthur C. Clarke "Any sufficiently audacious coup is indistinguishable from democracy (to mainstream media)." —Airbag Moments
Much of the national wealth is getting torched in ways less blunt than acts like J6, SCOTUS immunity ruling... Trust is perhaps the biggest casualty. Then there's science, healthcare, NOAA, CDC, FEMA... All administrative moves; we don't see the blood right away. Butchery and thievery for sure.
"American carnage"
Wokity woke woke
One of my fave bumper stickers ever: "Focus on your own damn family"
"fudges his figures?" Where on earth did you get such a depraved idea?
GOP: Gimps on the Potomac
I'm terrified of public transportation and imaginary crime, I'm offended by language used frequently by my enemies only in my fantasies, and of course I would vote for a woman, but not that one, or *that* one, and definitely not THAT one, have I mentioned how manly I am
Only 8 people? She's been treated horribly--just HORRIBLY--yet again!
"Bringing back calamine in a big way." "Make lotion great again!"
The inventor of the wheel had their breakthrough while cutting zucchini into coins, losing their godamn mind, just like me, each time a newly cut round, rather than lying down nicely next to the others, instead rolls off the cutting board, across the counter and finally onto the floor.
bsky.app/profile/airb...
No! It's all the fault of Biden's Woke Tax, which Trump is powerless to repeal. Remember when it passed? Radical leftists were dancing in the streets waving rainbow flags as dark-skinned mobs tore down Confederate statues...
“If I just pick the pockets of two very wealthy people, I'll be insanely rich, and the CROOKED game of pickpocketing is over. God Bless America!!!”
I'm deeply saddened to know he lived this long.
One of my fave bumper stickers ever: "Focus on your own damn family"
Enduring mystery we may never solve.
Shiny black BMW with “GRUNGE” vanity plate. Driver is middle-aged dude with long black hair and a big silver septum nose hoop. One bumper sticker: Pantera. This is a horseman of the apocalypse.
Let's help out the GOP during this difficult rebranding transition: Gimps Of the Potomac Garden Of Pussies Galaxy Of Pardons Guilty Of Pedophilia
For a quick peek at the "progress" thing, play the montage of black people being beaten on the streets of DC just this week.
Another great evergreen quote from MAGA world: "If you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country."
As my friend points out: "Syd Barrett got kicked out of Pink Floyd for doing too much drugs. That's pretty bad!"
Guess we all got tired of that "picking winners and losers" line. Now it's new and fresh again!
I'm afraid that's the unfortunate part. Otherwise, I love it. Therapeutic.
Wow a boat parade!
More of this! But for EVERY dem elected.
This shit is gold! More!
Exactly accurate, but if you have to explain it this explicitly to the intractably stupid, it's hopeless.
"What more do we have to do to spark off a civil war here?"
And head of state mustaches ain't one of 'em.
Nailed it. The rest is just garden variety sliding deeper into fascism.
Don't look now, but there's a line around the block. We are popular!
Coverage of the hostile DC occupation exposes this fascist outrage while insidiously paving the way to its normalization. What an ugly bind.
Excellent, but sadly this comes a few days late, as we've just officially entered "gov't stats are rigged" territory.
Good stuff here from @passantino.bsky.social and @status.news www.status.news/p/trump-puti...
@stuzemoniker.bsky.social
lol the only “understanding” is that pathological malignant narcissists desire omnipotent power over people.
Did Biden or Obama ever shine a war criminal's balls on the world stage as part of their presidential duties? No! Because they're too low-IQ, hate America, and don't know how to make deals!
Wow, haven't seen that beaten dog look so bad since Helsinki. His mug shot looked far more alpha.
"Add MORE! NOW!!!"
Remember when Kamala said Putin would eat Trump for lunch? I was thinking about that today for no particular reason.
We should be doing these things en masse. Parody headlines, in adverizing, on cinema marquee, on the streets, in the skies, on the seas... "Many people are saying the next release of iOS is the most beautiful thing, a release the likes of which..."
Totally dominance of these streets!
Anti-establishment: a beast to ride and guide if you can.
People who assert Bernie is (also) a Russian asset ALMOST got their long-awaited orgasm there.
Donald Trump has nominated a January 6th rioter to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics, raising new questions about Tom Daschle’s failure to declare free car rides as personal income.
Interesting! "Compromiso ergo sum" - very empowering.
This week DC celebrates the first edition of a new American holiday tradition: National Beat Up Black People Week. Show your spirit by posting your favorite "arrest" vids and pics.
Not a good look! Have you no decency?
Those soldiers were all presumably white, right?
"Just say maybe to American fascism"
"LOCK! HER! UP!"
This week DC celebrates the first edition of a new American holiday tradition: National Beat Up Black People Week. Show your spirit by posting your favorite "arrest" vids and pics.
We're gonna party like it's 1984
"Finally, sir, have you...?"
In the fiercest American civil war scenario, partisanship is based on one simple criterion: How you pronounce the word 'evil.' Stress on first syllable? Or each syllable stressed evenly, in a flat tone, with the cadence of a two-word declarative sentence like 'He will?'
Why isn't she pregnant?
Are not
So if they take away my very happy marriage can we outlaw divorce like the bible intends? Seems the straights should have to stay on those loveless trysts of torment just to be consistent.
We're gonna party like it's 1984
"Unable to feel fully normal and alive, these beings get pleasure from the power of hurting other people and deconstructing them (sadism)."
We are starved for this perspective/education. Anyone who's personally experienced people with these pathologies readily gets this. Otherwise, it's almost impossible to wrap one's head around it. But failing to accurately assess the enemy can be fatal.
"Cancel culture!" "Never bend the knee to the woke mob!"
Tips to stay safe in DC: - wear a red hat - carry a big "Stop the Steal" sign - scream for the blood of elected officials - violently attack LEOs
Somebody should put J6 footage with the words from today.
Fun! Let the games begin in earnest: start looking for ways to fuck around with each other, for money or not but definitely kicks, to spark our creativity. In short: happily and willingly be the agents of how this technology destroys us.
We all scream for Epstein!
We all scream for Epstein!
Genocide: *crickets* Pointing out genocide: "All hands on deck! Our republic and all we hold dear is in grave peril! He might have a weapon! Take him out! Do it do it do it!"
Thank you for your attention to this muttering.
And also yet: both types of collapse are quite compatible.
Well he did say "COMPETENT white men." Would be a huge improvement.
Failing up? Nunes a role model, from his high school mullet to this.
I'm so provincial. Or perhaps not quite ready to face the full horror.