Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
I wonder what this is.
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I wonder what this is.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooooooicccceeee
Choz51 ๐ ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฆ๐บ๐ฟ๐ฆ (@choz51.bsky.social) reposted
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Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
That's impressive!
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
KFN isn't here right now.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at all the cheddar....
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a bad one this year. Hope you feel better soon.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Was nice simple but nice.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
We should start a church. Church of the beer and bbq Sunday.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you get paprika to smoke?
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't get me started on chiros. Argh.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Pizza on a motorcycle? That also wouldn't end up well.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Never heard that one.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Great for words like Trump and JFK Jr and Jesus.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
I've always wondered the plastic or other content of the soy sauce in these โฌ>%^ things.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll say it with a gif.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Trying to bring religion into our home so when someone says something I blurt out โfor Jesus!โ I'm going to the loo - for Jesus Heading out, cya - for Jesus Pass me the milk - for Jesus How was your day - for Jesus Going for a shower - for Jesus Yeah yeah. It only lasted an hour or so but I tried.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Just get Snoopy to drop it off like they should have done with the eagles from the start.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Lack of intelligence test. They all failed.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Me at 19 when my gf says she is staying over for the night for the first time.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Sickening.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm getting a lot of flack for my pizza tonight. No pizza for you! ๐๐๐
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely.
Vaxatious Litigant ๐ (@exposingnv.bsky.social) reposted
Haha one of the counter protesters today ๐
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Mostly.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
The current situation was a planned ploy by Project 25. They want a dictatorship. Plain and simple.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
It was ok.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Please don't tell me these are the subs we are getting in the #AUKUS deal?
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Got it, you can't handle an open debate about the sky fairy.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
โช@dkotik.comโฌ Does this sum up Christianity?
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
ALT DEL for superior OSX users. CMD Del for the whole line.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks .. great job!
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
What are the benefits to a "believer" that has been diagnosed with cancer. Or the poor immigrants that are being detained and deported. I'm sure they are praying. Yet their suffering continues. Where is the evidence of divine intervention? Are they not praying enough? Not enough faith? FFS.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
My bad... Thanks.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
No... Wool and crafts ... she has too much wool. Keep her away from the wool.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Please take Mrs K? There are only so many times I can walk around in circles or twidle my thumbs.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
๐คฃ
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
The US constitution is a joke if it cannot be be used to hold an administration accountable.
Marcus (@lizzietoo.bsky.social) reposted
Donโt get too happyโฆ The wicked witch of the east is not dead yetโฆ still got the guy who likes couchesโฆ
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Ad he has been arrested but sad for thrblives he has taken and the damage he has done. Cookerโs should be locked up.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
I herd it went well.
invisible-alien.bsky.social (@invisible-alien.bsky.social) reposted
Silly goats ๐
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Bit early for me. Enjoy.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Breath man breath.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
You seem to pay a lot of attention to people you dislike.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
If only Steve wore sunscreen. Would have protected him from harmful rays.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Wtf?!?
Armageddon Army the GSD (@barblahs.bsky.social) reposted
That's pretty darned impressive!!
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
@dkotik.com I believe!!!
Ms. Lonnie๐ฆ๐ฉต๐ซ (@lonsj.bsky.social) reposted
This catto must be a Peanuts fan. What's your favorite character? Happy Caturday #Caturday
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
As soon as someone mentions โDoctors don't want you to know xxxโฆโ I remove myself from the conversation. Ffs. A lot of deluded people out there.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
He has access to Facebook. All that is required in this day and age.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
You think the sky fairy created science? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Please. Get a grip.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah yeah. Heard that all before. But how specifically has it interviened in your life? You can't or wont answer as attributing an event to the sky fairy can easily be proven otherwise. For example modern medicine saves people not some guy that died a few thousand years ago.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
So when good stuff happens itโs Jesus and when bad stuff happens Satan? Tell me when specially did Jesus intervene? Not just a nice family example. Stuff just happens is a much more intelligent reasoning. Not a sky fairy.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Jesus would release nude photos.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Robert Irwin is not a star. Dancing with the stars is scraping the barrel. parade.com/news/bindi-i...
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Agreed. Mr 23 said that he had speed excessively along that road on the way to work multiple times so he has been lucky. Good wake up call for him.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Farrrk. Not nice.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Or โฆ you just have a nice family and kids.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
So it I should ask Mr 20 if their friend is catch and release?
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
No. It had a 700 hp custom engine I bought from Texas that I cooked on the track. Long story.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Mrs K: What do you want for your birthday? Me: A 3.6L twin-turbo 911. Mrs K: You already have some kind of Porsche in storage. Me: Yeah, a 928. Needs a total rebuild. Can I spend $60k? Mrs K: Teppanyaki it is.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Mr 20. Dad. Stop asking my friends of either of their parents enjoy fishing. An accident with the tackle box is not funny
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell us about this divine interaction. How did the supernatural Christ interact and change your life? Be specific.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Oh. Ffs. Got a few messages on this. 1) Mrs K has had a stroke and has aphasia. 2)She doesn't think things through often. Again stroke. Itโs a funny interaction. Adult kids should know parents try to have a sex life. So. Fu and and I don't care.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Dinner? $290 for a steak. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Perpetual motion prius? We have been there. Hotel California road trip.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
I have vivid dreams. So much so, I wake up exhausted. This week, I solved time and the speed of light travel the other night. Thank me later.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
I was asked tonight what my issue is with Christianity. I want to pose two questions: 1) Do you believe that Jesus is a supernatural being who interacts with your life daily? 2) If your answer to the first question is yes, can you provide proof of that? I either get blocked or no response.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Organising my birthday dinner next week. I want to go to a tipinyaki restaurant. Last time, I made it a surprise, and Mr. 18 or so, now 23, was not impressed as he wore his favourite white T-shirt. Mega introvert. Gave him a heads up this time.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Woot!!!
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
How the GOP treat their bibles. Rip out the bits that don't make suit their agenda.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
If you see a cow lying .. it is dead. Wish that was the case.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
LOVE IT!
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Boom chuckalucka. Thanks for the great work.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Midi-chlorians are real.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
HOW DID YOU GET A VIDEO OF MY DEPARTMENT HEAD! He has the same zero brain function.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Expecting politicians to read is just OTT. GET WITH IT AUSTRALIA! RESET YOUR EXPECTATIONS!
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Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
No.. those little white fluffy barking things... Narrows it down right?
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
How can you win a defamation suit when you have such a shit reputation?
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Smug beeeeaaach.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)
Woke up at 6am, made coffee, and worked on an AI accreditation. Took Mrs. K out, coffee on the way then drove to Maleny for breakfast and browsing. We stopped at the mall for new pants for her, straw baskets for bedroom bins, and a haircut for her. I'm stuffed now! Going forward a Nana nap.
Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent
Such intelligence and tact. Inspirational role model for the youth of today.