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Kiwifunknuckle

@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social

The original and only Kiwifunknuckle. Small flightless bird that lays one mother of an egg. Based in South East Queensland. Husband, father, car and motorcycle lover. Amateur photographer. https://kiwifunknuckle.com

created August 3, 2023

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Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I wonder what this is.

1/9/2025, 1:40:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:55:32 AM | 5389 2214 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Nooooooicccceeee

1/9/2025, 10:00:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Choz51 ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@choz51.bsky.social) reposted

youtube.com/watch?v=3V7E...

1/9/2025, 5:41:33 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

That's impressive!

1/9/2025, 9:48:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

KFN isn't here right now.

1/9/2025, 9:42:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at all the cheddar....

1/9/2025, 9:39:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a bad one this year. Hope you feel better soon.

1/9/2025, 8:30:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Was nice simple but nice.

1/9/2025, 5:53:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Bugger.

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1/9/2025, 1:59:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

We should start a church. Church of the beer and bbq Sunday.

31/8/2025, 8:09:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you get paprika to smoke?

31/8/2025, 8:08:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't get me started on chiros. Argh.

31/8/2025, 8:07:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice.

31/8/2025, 8:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Pizza on a motorcycle? That also wouldn't end up well.

31/8/2025, 8:05:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Never heard that one.

31/8/2025, 11:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Great for words like Trump and JFK Jr and Jesus.

31/8/2025, 11:23:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I've always wondered the plastic or other content of the soy sauce in these โ‚ฌ>%^ things.

31/8/2025, 11:20:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll say it with a gif.

31/8/2025, 11:19:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Trying to bring religion into our home so when someone says something I blurt out โ€œfor Jesus!โ€ I'm going to the loo - for Jesus Heading out, cya - for Jesus Pass me the milk - for Jesus How was your day - for Jesus Going for a shower - for Jesus Yeah yeah. It only lasted an hour or so but I tried.

31/8/2025, 11:18:05 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Just get Snoopy to drop it off like they should have done with the eagles from the start.

31/8/2025, 11:13:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Lack of intelligence test. They all failed.

31/8/2025, 11:12:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Me at 19 when my gf says she is staying over for the night for the first time.

31/8/2025, 11:06:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Well said.

31/8/2025, 11:00:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Sickening.

31/8/2025, 10:58:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm getting a lot of flack for my pizza tonight. No pizza for you! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

31/8/2025, 10:35:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely.

31/8/2025, 10:31:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vaxatious Litigant ๐Ÿ’‰ (@exposingnv.bsky.social) reposted

Haha one of the counter protesters today ๐Ÿ˜‚

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31/8/2025, 9:42:22 AM | 165 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly.

31/8/2025, 10:24:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

The current situation was a planned ploy by Project 25. They want a dictatorship. Plain and simple.

31/8/2025, 10:11:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

It was ok.

31/8/2025, 10:04:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Please don't tell me these are the subs we are getting in the #AUKUS deal?

31/8/2025, 9:57:55 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Got it, you can't handle an open debate about the sky fairy.

31/8/2025, 9:54:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

โ€ช@dkotik.comโ€ฌ Does this sum up Christianity?

31/8/2025, 9:44:46 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I made pizza.

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31/8/2025, 9:39:26 AM | 52 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

31/8/2025, 8:19:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

ALT DEL for superior OSX users. CMD Del for the whole line.

31/8/2025, 7:31:49 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks .. great job!

31/8/2025, 7:19:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Swanson (@jimswanson.bsky.social) reposted

Sign about grocery prices
31/8/2025, 6:33:41 AM | 23 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the benefits to a "believer" that has been diagnosed with cancer. Or the poor immigrants that are being detained and deported. I'm sure they are praying. Yet their suffering continues. Where is the evidence of divine intervention? Are they not praying enough? Not enough faith? FFS.

31/8/2025, 7:17:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

My bad... Thanks.

31/8/2025, 6:14:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

No... Wool and crafts ... she has too much wool. Keep her away from the wool.

31/8/2025, 4:57:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Please take Mrs K? There are only so many times I can walk around in circles or twidle my thumbs.

31/8/2025, 4:34:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿคฃ

31/8/2025, 4:26:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

The US constitution is a joke if it cannot be be used to hold an administration accountable.

31/8/2025, 4:25:19 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marcus (@lizzietoo.bsky.social) reposted

Donโ€™t get too happyโ€ฆ The wicked witch of the east is not dead yetโ€ฆ still got the guy who likes couchesโ€ฆ

31/8/2025, 3:21:12 AM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Ad he has been arrested but sad for thrblives he has taken and the damage he has done. Cookerโ€™s should be locked up.

31/8/2025, 4:22:28 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I herd it went well.

31/8/2025, 4:19:17 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture invisible-alien.bsky.social (@invisible-alien.bsky.social) reposted

Silly goats ๐Ÿ˜…

30/8/2025, 8:49:46 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:12:14 PM | 15 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Bit early for me. Enjoy.

31/8/2025, 2:09:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Breath man breath.

31/8/2025, 2:06:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem to pay a lot of attention to people you dislike.

31/8/2025, 2:05:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

If only Steve wore sunscreen. Would have protected him from harmful rays.

31/8/2025, 2:01:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf?!?

31/8/2025, 2:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Armageddon Army the GSD (@barblahs.bsky.social) reposted

That's pretty darned impressive!!

31/8/2025, 12:38:06 AM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

@dkotik.com I believe!!!

30/8/2025, 11:55:46 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ms. Lonnie๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿซ‚ (@lonsj.bsky.social) reposted

This catto must be a Peanuts fan. What's your favorite character? Happy Caturday #Caturday

30/8/2025, 10:15:17 PM | 101 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

As soon as someone mentions โ€œDoctors don't want you to know xxxโ€ฆโ€ I remove myself from the conversation. Ffs. A lot of deluded people out there.

30/8/2025, 11:49:15 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

He has access to Facebook. All that is required in this day and age.

30/8/2025, 11:43:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

You think the sky fairy created science? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Please. Get a grip.

30/8/2025, 10:16:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah yeah. Heard that all before. But how specifically has it interviened in your life? You can't or wont answer as attributing an event to the sky fairy can easily be proven otherwise. For example modern medicine saves people not some guy that died a few thousand years ago.

30/8/2025, 10:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

So when good stuff happens itโ€™s Jesus and when bad stuff happens Satan? Tell me when specially did Jesus intervene? Not just a nice family example. Stuff just happens is a much more intelligent reasoning. Not a sky fairy.

30/8/2025, 9:50:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nypapajoe.bsky.social (@nypapajoe.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 7:09:40 PM | 18340 4296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

CHICAGOโ€ฆ

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30/8/2025, 5:50:19 PM | 40246 9868 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Jesus would release nude photos.

30/8/2025, 9:34:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Robert Irwin is not a star. Dancing with the stars is scraping the barrel. parade.com/news/bindi-i...

30/8/2025, 8:27:36 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. Agreed. Mr 23 said that he had speed excessively along that road on the way to work multiple times so he has been lucky. Good wake up call for him.

30/8/2025, 8:14:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot.

30/8/2025, 8:12:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Farrrk. Not nice.

30/8/2025, 8:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Or โ€ฆ you just have a nice family and kids.

30/8/2025, 8:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

So it I should ask Mr 20 if their friend is catch and release?

30/8/2025, 12:41:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

No. It had a 700 hp custom engine I bought from Texas that I cooked on the track. Long story.

30/8/2025, 12:17:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Mrs K: What do you want for your birthday? Me: A 3.6L twin-turbo 911. Mrs K: You already have some kind of Porsche in storage. Me: Yeah, a 928. Needs a total rebuild. Can I spend $60k? Mrs K: Teppanyaki it is.

30/8/2025, 12:02:49 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Mr 20. Dad. Stop asking my friends of either of their parents enjoy fishing. An accident with the tackle box is not funny

30/8/2025, 11:31:05 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell us about this divine interaction. How did the supernatural Christ interact and change your life? Be specific.

30/8/2025, 11:23:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Oh. Ffs. Got a few messages on this. 1) Mrs K has had a stroke and has aphasia. 2)She doesn't think things through often. Again stroke. Itโ€™s a funny interaction. Adult kids should know parents try to have a sex life. So. Fu and and I don't care.

30/8/2025, 11:04:44 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Dinner? $290 for a steak. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

30/8/2025, 10:44:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Perpetual motion prius? We have been there. Hotel California road trip.

30/8/2025, 10:41:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I have vivid dreams. So much so, I wake up exhausted. This week, I solved time and the speed of light travel the other night. Thank me later.

30/8/2025, 10:35:42 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks.

30/8/2025, 10:19:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I was asked tonight what my issue is with Christianity. I want to pose two questions: 1) Do you believe that Jesus is a supernatural being who interacts with your life daily? 2) If your answer to the first question is yes, can you provide proof of that? I either get blocked or no response.

30/8/2025, 10:17:37 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Organising my birthday dinner next week. I want to go to a tipinyaki restaurant. Last time, I made it a surprise, and Mr. 18 or so, now 23, was not impressed as he wore his favourite white T-shirt. Mega introvert. Gave him a heads up this time.

30/8/2025, 9:44:21 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Woot!!!

30/8/2025, 9:32:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

How the GOP treat their bibles. Rip out the bits that don't make suit their agenda.

30/8/2025, 9:26:22 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

If you see a cow lying .. it is dead. Wish that was the case.

30/8/2025, 9:22:08 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted

Look,No Epstein Files here, Chump........

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30/8/2025, 8:52:23 AM | 96 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

LOVE IT!

30/8/2025, 9:03:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Boom chuckalucka. Thanks for the great work.

30/8/2025, 9:03:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Midi-chlorians are real.

30/8/2025, 9:02:54 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

HOW DID YOU GET A VIDEO OF MY DEPARTMENT HEAD! He has the same zero brain function.

30/8/2025, 9:01:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Expecting politicians to read is just OTT. GET WITH IT AUSTRALIA! RESET YOUR EXPECTATIONS!

30/8/2025, 8:57:30 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OMG.WTF ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (@amsickofpollies.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ

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30/8/2025, 8:17:31 AM | 36 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

No.. those little white fluffy barking things... Narrows it down right?

30/8/2025, 8:37:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

How can you win a defamation suit when you have such a shit reputation?

30/8/2025, 7:48:52 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Smug beeeeaaach.

30/8/2025, 7:16:59 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

Woke up at 6am, made coffee, and worked on an AI accreditation. Took Mrs. K out, coffee on the way then drove to Maleny for breakfast and browsing. We stopped at the mall for new pants for her, straw baskets for bedroom bins, and a haircut for her. I'm stuffed now! Going forward a Nana nap.

30/8/2025, 4:41:30 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:52:03 PM | 13943 3293 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social)

I'm popular this week.

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30/8/2025, 4:34:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kiwifunknuckle (@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social) reply parent

Such intelligence and tact. Inspirational role model for the youth of today.

30/8/2025, 4:33:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view