Wait till she gets the bill.
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Wait till she gets the bill.
They never let you forget.
FREEBIRD!!!
Life is too short to read irrational rants. Blocked
Make America Gavin's Again
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
He has failed the hearts of most Americans
if you have powered sugar, butter, and milk you have frosting...so I have no frosting either. If I had some butter, then all I would need is the sugar and milk.
Is it me? I'm a guy & I was influenced by the Beatles, if influenced means what I think it means. Ringo sneezed on me and then I got it too.
Jokes on him. I already licked it.
what a on-point name for the G pig
Do you dance and sing the "I won song?" if not, you are too forgiving. He knows how competitive you are and still rolls a triple Yahtzee? He might as well punch you, and tell you, you're out of the will. I'm jk. My dad is 79 & in decent health. We are blessed I won't judge if you let him win.
I too was offended by your smug ass Corgi. /just kidding. She could lick my face all day.
That's me all over. I don't like to be angry, and I think the huge problem today is people don't give others the benefit of a doubt. I know that is naive, and there are assholes in this world, but I look through the noMagats posts and I'm not seeing a troll or an enemy.
Tate once said don't wipe your ass with a rack, and I think it is good advice... Sorry. My mistake, that was a homeless guy. Tate is a Pedo-moron
Best course of action is for you to tell him to shut up about it, because you let him win.
Agrred. It stupid beyond belief. Just like our government.
sup
It's memes like this that make me wish I had watched Arrested Development(?) i think
Yeah I saw that too. It's a weird way to conclude that post, but people make mistakes, and a short form social platform make misunderstandings easy.
It looks like you and The Real Kim Shady agree the suicide is sus. I think she is wondering, as am I, why you think that isn't news worthy.
It looks to me like you and ZeroMAGAtsLeft agree that suicide is sus. Why are you angry about that?
ETTD
Charlie Kirk: Oh yeah, baby I can wait so good!
If we don't preserve and restore our national bowling alleys our grandchildren will never experience a beer frames or overcome the challenge of a 7-10 split. I weep for the future.
Tough break MAGA, 12 year olds rarely ovulate.
Are you trying to derail Morbius 2? That means more Joker.
The power of grub is a curious thing. Make a one man weep, make another man sing. Change a hawk to a little white dove. More than a feeling, that′s the power of grub.
Well, I applaud Cracker Barrel for trying to make their image less inbred. Also, I'm not eating there.
Trump wanting to treat 14-year-olds like adults is hardly news.
You're dead inside.
My pleasure
Most songs are better if you replace "Love" with "Lunch" Wanna whole lotta lunch I feel like making lunch Lunch hurts Lunch me two times All you need is lunch
I still don't know it.
Thank you anonymous poster.
🎵 Costco sheet cake has got it going on. 🎵
When you assert Newsom believes Scientology despite no evidence and Newsom's public denials, I do not trust you.
Don't feel sorry for them. They're the ones who bury themselves underground, they don't bathe, and they're popping their fangs out. It so trashy.
That's not cheese. Real Kraft Squeezy Cheese comes in pressurized can.
theonion.com/atrocities-k...
Fetch... support... cool beanz... clogged... pizza pizza... double double... fallopian... degraded... hop scotch... aloha... slacks... buttermilk biscuit... bunyoin... spleen truss... any word that starts with the letter J
First Mrs. Butterworth, then they watered down Mr. Potato Head's raw sexual magnetism, now Cracker Barrel. It's like they want me to go back to snuff-porn.
Thank goodness. I thought I wet myself. You don't have to sprinkle it all on my crotch.
I'm not interested in producing a podcast, but I'm willing to entertain it if the sun launching is free or very affordable.
At least you have the familiar continuity of the depression to help you through it.
I have a kink for the ladies.
Jokes on her...You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench.
Many people are saying you should go pro. A lot of the professional art watchers have less raw talent and dedication than you. Word is they are actually scared to compete with you.
If you don't want to be irritated before work, I suggest you don't go there. The thought of work is often why I'm irritated before work.
As foretold in Biblical prophesy.
I call it The Reality Delema.
That's the same advice my father gave me when I was on fire.
You are hereby permitted to speed up to 1 mph above posted speed limits for the next 24 hours, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
Thoughts and prayers, Travis.
youtu.be/Dkq7WZTzkLQ?...
Maybe he can't resist it, but he will never hold it for long.
Where can I buy this as a NTF?
I know I feel safer with this 6 yo off the street. If these illegals are going to flagrantly show up to the immigration court for their routine check in they have nobody but themselves to blame. [/sarcasm] www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/q...
“His” son.
Soon after the 2nd World War, McCartney did a duet with one of the kids from the Jackson 5 ( a band and a cartoon, it's true. Ask AI )
I stand corrected.
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I think you're referencing FLOWERS NEED RAIN by AMERICA. it goes "I need you. Like the flowers need the rain." But it was close enough for me to recognize.
Still looking for work
I have skills like kazoo, and guessing people's weight & age within triple digits. I'm also extremely talented at pronouncing "slacks" with 2 syllables... like Saaaaaaaa...lacks
Death is just excessive weakness.
So fetch.
I believe babies should be savored, not slapped between 2 slices of bread and wolfed down in front of the TV.
Apparently, if you break every law at once, they can't do anything to you.
The depths of depravity that the MAGA cult will go to defend Trump is vividly illustrated by this clip, where Newsmax brings the brother of convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell on in primetime to trash one of the victims who is dead and call her a liar.
and Superfluous.
How long after a tonsillectomy is it safe to give a blowjob? ~ asking for my wife (tonsils removed, August 2013)
FOX NewsMax and OAN are mouth peices for the knuckle dragging pig fucking MAGA scum.
I do not recognize your evidence, and I've given you ample time to provide some/any. You were instructed to add converts. You failed pathetically. I hope your god doesn't punish you for that failure. I'm done.
I can't believe this internet web is free. Yesterday I learned a life hack about the importance of constantly breathing.
I think I'm getting sympathy tum-tum pains
It is in dispute that Jesus existed. And thanks for more gobbledygook. I did question my believes when I was a child and a christian. I'm embarrassed I believed, but they got me when I was young & mourning the loss of Santa. They programed me with nonsense like grace, sin & the resurrection.
False meaning and false hope. My Tarots card say you must not post tomorrow. What if I'm right? Can you see how silly you sound? If I missed the very purpose of my existence it's a failure of management for not explaining expectations. I'm hardly going to base my life on the word of X-tians
Grace is fucked up. Jesus failed me. Why does an all powerful god play these games. He could show up right now and speak clearly to what he wants. Instead I have a 2000 year old book that has been rewritten and re-imaged to fit the political mechanization of the council of Nicaea and of Kings
You are a fool to think I have not already done that and Jesus failed. If God exists I'm going to kick his ass for taking my loved ones from me, and for building a messed up world, with untold suffering. All powerful All knowing do nothing lazy POS.
Bullshit from the start. They lie and call themselves the original apostles but we KNOW that is not true. No matter how often you repeat your bullshit it fails to move an educated man. Go play with some snakes and talk in toungues
All I'm asking for is proof. so far you have only regurgitated the same claims by adjusting the words. I encourage you to come to me with proof from now on instead of your silly proclamations.
