byakuya’s baby mama (@txaries.bsky.social) reposted
that glob of leave in is pissing me off
Photo taker Moment creator. California Native. 🌴 B9 S4 IG @ Koachise https://youtube.com/@koachise?si=_D5UVySpXaPoZvrq Oakland - Sacramento CA
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I'm sneaky sexy. Like 90% of the time I'm ugly but that other 10% boooooooi 👀.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Curren$y and Freddie Gibbs rap beef? Interesting, I'd be salt too if a nigga didn't promote a project that we collaborated on. At the same time, spitta could lose fans all day and still do the exact same thing he been doin. Be a stoner car nigga haha.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Rest her soul! 🙏🏾 I have no idea how ima get around each year when the holidays come.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate you.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate you.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate you.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏🏾
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
First holiday season without my grandma. Going to be a weeping baby.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Google maps needs a avoid all schools during pickup and drop off hours mode.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao that's exactly what made me realize that shit hahaha. Like omg.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Nobody told me Montell Jordan is 6'8. Lmfaoooooo
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Proud to be Californian. This will always be home.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 😂 😂 It was hot In San Jose too.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
I am to! It was such a movie.
Nato Poppins (@natopoppins.bsky.social) reposted
I’m disappointed I missed this
Vicky Thompson (@photosbyvicky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Vicky Thompson (@photosbyvicky.bsky.social) reposted
Tonight’s sunset. Thankful for a slight cooldown. #sacramento
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
You the best.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Lowrider day was great.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Listened to 8/30 again by Curren$y and that shit was definitely skippable. One good track on there.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao!
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Modesto and Fresno are two of California's biggest cities without shit to offer.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Debating on making this Tahoe drive in a few hours.
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Sounds shitty.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Where have you been all my life?
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Peak game
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
🔥
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
4 am in California.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Until I go in deep on why video games are better than movies
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Worse : imagine having a second set of wheels for your car in the garage but no tires to put on them. 😔
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
The type of person who will do it or without you.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Like I'm so over this ghetto ass heat.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Sacramento Heat is just different.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
First thing to touch yo stomach in the morning is water, coffee, and weed smoke.
I Drive a Miata (@idriveamiata.bsky.social) reposted
Stole this from Reddit because it's epic. Should've been a factory option smh. [ #ptcruiser #Chrysler #cars #ute ]
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol problematic.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Meagen entered the chat.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
😂 Right?! I said the same thing. Like what needs to happen for me to get deliveries in this thing?
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
That didn’t really make sense, but it’s cool. Maybe read my first statement again—I brought up causality, but I guess accountability only applies to one side? Kinda just sounds like unhappy single people talk, that’s all 🤷🏽♂️
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
I ain't the one complaining about. Lol 😁
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
If it don't apply, let it fly.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
youtube.com/watch?v=yfnJ...
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
K.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Lot of single parents out there. Mfs don't know how to be good on either side.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
To bad they didn't feel comfortable with the black Panthers. Shit would be a lot different.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Good morning! People who don't know how to control their volume are the worse.
Soraya Nadia McDonald (@sorayanadiamcdonald.com) reposted
We don't have to live like this.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Another Honda motor? Didn't know GM and Honda had that partnership back then
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks 🔥
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Fastest way to get someone to swipe left on you : Hold a fish or any dead animal
ICE TEA (@immaculateice.bsky.social) reposted
I haven't used Airbnb since 2016. For the money they charge now, I can stay in a hotel and get breakfast and rewards points.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
I have THE BEST yawning voice. I mean literally none of yall can f*ck wth me when it comes to yawning.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Lovers win everytime.
Magnolia Woman (@blackwonderwoman.bsky.social) reposted
Ewww.... & especially when they say ebony
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
To every non black person who finds black people attractive, DO NOT call us chocolate. Thank you.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
There's a nigga I work with who is like 20-21 years old and he looks dead on like Sinbad. Lmaooo
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Weather and car so nice, may just go have lunch in the parking lot.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Your own of course. 😌 ♥️
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Nigga needs to make more music!!
Candy✨ (@labeautenoire3.bsky.social) reposted
Big KRIT appreciation day.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Le$ dropped another project. I been listening to bro all year and I ain't mad at It.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it's the Nardone 928. They do specialized custom styles. Look them up on ig. They're dope
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Let's go I'm hella down
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Some kind of Fancy looking Audi. Gumpert Apollo powered by 4.2L twin turbo Audi V8 paired with their Quattro AWD system.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
Truer words couldn't have been spoken my guy.
Koji Storm (@kojistorm.com) reposted
It has that mystery machine green with the nice interior. If perfection was a thing it would be this
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social) reply parent
You feel me?!
Hamza (@hosco.bsky.social) reposted
Looks so clean
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Not bad for a black man and his Passat.
Dee (@koachise.bsky.social)
Hotel room By by the water Even taught her How to use a joint roller.