Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
A steelbook and it's ugly as fuck?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
A steelbook and it's ugly as fuck?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
New album when?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
We all shop down here.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Romulus is the only one of his films that I actually like and, still, hard agree.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
AI's war on old Hollywood continues.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Dreamcatcher, a film I still defend otherwise.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Tying it into that "joke", the first act of Tusk is pretty good and then it starts to quickly go downhill before eventually introducing Johnny Depp's worst performance.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, do you have a ponytail?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Even worse, they apparently inserted him into the movie? James Dolan and David Zaslav Appear in the Sphere's 'Wizard of Oz' share.google/nBgnZXpKWQpE...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure where it comes from, but there is a shockingly large subset of people who put an apostrophe on all plural words.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Google Photos has an AI feature called "Photo to Video" and the results are so hilariously terrible that, if I didn't know any better, I'd assume Google was trolling AI bros.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
She couldn't decide what to watch. I think we can all relate to that particular dilemma.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Apple could have afforded to give us a final season of Mythic Quest, instead of just poorly tweaking the season 4 finale to make it worse and still not give us closure.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Intruder is a top 5 slasher for me, and I think his From Dusk Till Dawn sequel is underrated as well.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
It's finally happening...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
We went to Niagara Falls last summer, and a few weeks after we got back, we got a letter in the mail that we were speeding through a remote monitored area of New York and we owed them $90. Technology...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
And better.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
An AI generated e-mail, at that.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
@crobertcargill.bsky.social @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social My cultural awakening: a Steve Carell film made me realise I was being abused | Culture | The Guardian share.google/lcKsgSKRTJAA...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't me, but now I know to leave you alone if I ever see you in public. 🤣
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Precisely. Too many Blu-rays to remember which genre it is, or to remember some random director whose work I don't immediately recognize.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a boring alphabetical order kind of guy.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Fools!
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
If Shout hasn't reached out to you for a commentary then they're leaving money on the table.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah! Just listened to that Refreshments album back in April.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
He's box office *expert*, Phil. Emphasis on the expert.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome story. The Decemberists rule. Colbert rules. You rule.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
When people in 2025 say they still buy DVDs instead of streaming, are they using "DVD" as a catch-all for physical media or are they actually still buying standard definition discs in the age of Blu-ray and 4K?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I still listen to Kevin's Aggression Scale score on the regular.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Back with Riepl? And you brought along Jonathan Hall!? I love his work with Jesse V. Johnson.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the Disney+ Artemis Fowl movie from a few years ago, so you're not far off.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
You know an e-mail with this headline is going to end up bringing you down.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Styrofoam cup...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Edgar's version of The Running Man looks like it takes the Bachman book and infuses it with the playful satire of the Schwarzenegger film. Can't wait.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
My youngest picked up Different Seasons, Eyes of the Dragon, and The Talisman at the used book store today. 🥺 #proudparent
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the few physical books I still own.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that outside of cult success (especially in the case of Donnie Darko), all three of his films (and his scripted Domino) tanked, but I still find it crazy that he just peaced out and hasn't made a movie since 2009.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
The same world where Gymkata is one of the 20 worst action films of all time.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
I just saw a list of "The 20 Worst Action Movies of All Time", which inexplicably includes non-action films like The Room, The Wicker Man remake, Troll 2, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, and Cool As Ice. And, then it insults @mattsinger.bsky.social by including Gymkata, as well.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll never stop laughing at John Moore taking a GIGANTIC dump all over Skyfall while promoting this film, knowing full well the movie he had made. Few filmmakers deserved to have their careers tanked the way he did.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Got some in the freezer.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, my publicist asked what podcasts I wanted to be on and that was the first thing that came to mind.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Having watched 4K77, 4K80, and 4K83 a number of times, I can say with absolute certainty that they look wonderful and make the SEs look like dog shit.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Got into an elevator with Martin Kove and his assistant (?). We started chatting, and I told him I ran a movie theater. He looks down at the Zodiac hoodie I'm wearing and asks if I worked on the movie. His assistant says "No, he just told you he runs a movie theater." Silence the rest of the way.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
You and me both, brother. #fucktrump
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate you being on the right side of history. It's nice to read and listen to someone for 2 decades and know that they're also a good person.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
In the sequel, May assembles a killer cyborg using the skin of her victims to cover its robotic innards.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
When you're driving, listening to @stephenking.bsky.social's The Stand audiobook, and you drive by Flagg Street...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
@luckymckee.bsky.social, you sly dog!
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
It's the Lynch Pocket on the Hip Pocket this week, @thejoelynch.bsky.social that is, and I couldn't be happier.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah! Love Kumail and loved your episode last season.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Chris's The Ferryman is one of my favorite novels that not enough people have read.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
For me, it's Hook, followed very closely by The Lost World. I like every other movie he's made.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuckin' Billy Baldwin!
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's slightly better on subsequent viewings than it was when I saw it the first time. Maybe a bi-product of both kick-ass trailers and my love for all things Tony Gilroy that made me think it was going to be a masterpiece going into it.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Duffield doesn't miss.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing like listening to a Mass influenced episode while in Mass.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
The Raid and The Raid 2 used digital blood as well, so this is what Evans has always done.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Another great episode, Drew. I'm a big fan of both The Kingcast and The Spiel, so it's always nice when Eric crosses over into another one of my favorite podcasts.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
He said, "You win."
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's not even a good one.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
@dale.underscorea.com Crazy that this is the shirt I put on when I left for work this morning?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what I was thinking.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
RIP, Vespe.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw Billy years ago in Boston. Awesome show.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
"Death doesn't actually come for survivors of horrific accidents, killing them one by one in a predestined order in increasingly bizarre and creative ways."
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
This list rules. @mattsinger.bsky.social and I have been going to bat for Assassin's Creed for 9 years and we won't stop anytime soon. screencrush.com/underrated-m...
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. That Criterion Armageddon was my first DVD, too.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't we just have this conversation?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
That old master was a smeary DNRed mess. The new Arrow master is *chef's kiss*.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
"We recommend reprogramming your radio presets for $59.99"
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
We had snow this morning. 😐
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
I love all of the articles about how the BFI is screening the original, unaltered 1977 cut of Star Wars that still refer to the film in said article as A New Hope, which was Lucas's first (of many) revisionist changes to the film.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
What does Bill Pope know about cinematography?
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
People who wear socks with sandals do. Everyone else? I hope not.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic dream Snyder.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
$80 for Mario Kart World is nothing. I paid $90 for Turok when I bought my N64 and never got past the first level.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Early word is that it's very silly, very Gunn. I'll be curious to see if that sits well in the same way that Guardians did, or if people get turned off.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Science fiction has warned us about this shit for decades but, right now, I'm thinking of @crobertcargill.bsky.social's Sea of Rust and Day Zero.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't believe that game can actually be finished.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been so long since I've had to worry about saving that I completely forgot, died, and had to start over again fairly far back. 😒
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Doing what one does when they have an Xbox Series X: playing Resident Evil 0.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
The first two books were great. I can't wait for this one.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Every parent except for Jeff. 🤣
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Come see {insert blockbuster here} on the Void stage!
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a great episode. Bear killed it.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you direct another episode? 🤞🏻
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome! This movie rules.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even tell if you like movies anymore. 🤣
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
This better not be edited out, Drew. 🤣
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social) reply parent
So sorry to hear that Wynter. Devastating. Glad you could find some solace.
Michael Colpitts (@kolpitz.bsky.social)
Why is Christophe Waltz making third rate rip-offs of The Mechanic with Simon West at the helm?