I bet he’s got Covid
I bet he’s got Covid
Looks like he’s having some mitochondrial challenges.
Look at how much ruin Trump’s pick to lead HHS has already caused, now imagine what his pick the lead the federal reserve will do.
Ok, explain the Taylor rule
He should do these while also desperately trying to hide the top of his right hand.
I’m not a dictator, but if you insist…
Do they normally use drywall mud to cover up the bruising?
They’re going to have him arrest someone tonight.
This guy goes home from a day of shitposting and microwaves a bag of pizza rolls for dinner.
Checking homemade lunches for sub sandwiches
You’d think with the military wandering around DC with nothing to do they’d have stumbled upon an Epstein client or two.
Like a kid just outside airport security waiting for his dad to return from war
That’s Screech Powers right
Man, we’ve really got her this time!
Did Powell appoint IG Horowitz himself? www.politico.com/news/2025/06...
She’ll be pardoned before then?
CBS pre-merger, or CBS post-merger?
These are all the same guy. Are they printing them somewhere?
$1.26 billion for a giant tent and he’s pissed about the cost overruns of the federal reserve renovation?
Reminds me of Will Ferrell’s impression of Harry Caray.
We’re all worried about him firing Powell because that means decisions on interest rates will be based on politics, but what about when he gets to pick the next Fed chair in May ‘26?
Bondi is probably going to release a 4 page “principal conclusions” memo like Barr did ahead of the Mueller Report. It will “totally and completely exonerate” him.
Do I have to take my family to Canada or Mexico for vaccines now?
He can’t fire Powell, scotus said so last week
It’ll be out of the news by 3pm today
Jesus we have a stage 9 cancer now?
It’s because you’re so high off the chemtrails that everything tastes good
What’s the modern term for groceries?
Are the airlines going to keep tempting fate, or will they start to call out how Duffy is making things unsafe?
He gets mad at all the frat guys trying to make it look fake
Pope Leo XIV, in his best Hawk Harrelson voice: “you gotta be bleeping me! what in the heellll are you doing? What are you doing Satan? That is so bad. That is absolutely brutal!”
Then after that you can go to the Imodium AD factory and pet the factory worker to decide if the anti-diarrheal is safe to drink.
He doesn’t have to try any harder to be cool
Q4 2024 gdp was 2.4%. Is she trying to say that the reason Q1 2025 gdp is negative is because of the last 20 days of a lame duck presidency?
I believe his term as chairman expires in May 2026. He could remain a governor until 2028.
I forgot Mike Johnson existed
After this interview RFK jr. went back to his tiny DC apartment which is ironically just a set it and forget it rotisserie chicken oven
Is he doing a TikTok dance?
Doing the right thing is contagious. Hopefully others in DC follow your example. Thanks.
What are your thoughts on Trump v. Wilcox and how it relates to Humphrey’s executor? Isn’t this at SCOTUS now?
If John Roberts thought trump had defied the Supreme Court ruling, wouldn’t he say something? Does the fact that Roberts hasn’t said anything mean he thinks the administration hasn’t defied the order?
Women’s teams are turning trans so they can play in men’s leagues?
In his defense, the penguins haven’t once said thank you
“Governing partner”
I know, let’s have a spelling contest!
👊🇺🇸🔥
He was literally pulling himself up by the bootstraps like the right has told him and they try to deport him for it.
I’d like to hear more from her.
But that ranks second to concern for their companies.
Democrats stepping up to the plate
As sad as this is, it’s not as bad as when he brought Jon Voight to Dover for the dignified transfer of fallen soldiers.
If the keep repeating the phrase “fraud, waste, abuse.” The media will just let it become true.
Amazon started as a bookstore. Use bookshop.org for books
His mom doesn’t have any hot water
Public speaking classes are gonna stop teaching people to hold their hands like that because of this idiot
Since it’s referenced in the screen grab, everyone should read about the pregnant woman that was denied the medevac. www.newsweek.com/usaid-worker...
I’m guessing this is high speed rail in California.
This is how real life John Wicks get created
Vaccine tourism about to be big business
How does access to my tax returns make the government more efficient?
Putting everything aside, it’s a better anthem too
Luigi’s lawyers are printing this tweet out right now
Maybe he won’t ban vaccines, but his successful confirmation is a nod to people to give them permission to not get themselves or their kids vaccinated.
What does article 1 say?
don’t do the voice
Sorta feels like the last year we’re gonna get this
He’s going to take a year off to join DOGE
He didn’t resign, the street lights just came on so he had to go home for dinner.
you have the flu
Can you print this (with large font size) and mail it to the White House?
Shit, and here I worried for the last couple of weeks! I didn’t think it would be this easy.
Republicans are gonna be on all the Sunday shows and swinging at every pitch tomorrow. Dems will be remoting from a local Dominos saying “wait til you order one of these bad boys next Sunday.”
Yeah we get it dude
Merrick Garland doomscrolling from his mansion: “SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!!”
Agree to a certain extent, but they were victims of misinformation during the first term. They all saw how it ended too. The second time around they were willfully ignorant at best, and straight nazis at worst.
A “say hi to your neighbor for me” would work
www.theguardian.com/books/articl...
People working their asses off under intense pressure and short staffed. Then the president vomits out that filth this morning.
There was never gonna be another storyline to this crash.
Somebody need to read his texts to nuzzi.
It’s “unclear,” huh?
Who are they gonna blame when polio and measles start bucking their heads?
The contempt for federal employees in this memo is maddening.
Why doesn’t Newsom just ask him to point out where the valve is?
“I didn’t see that so can’t comment”
He was just trying to enjoy a succulent state of the state speech.
