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I'm just letting you know
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I'm just letting you know
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
this is 'what if jabami yumeko was a violence pervert and not a gambling pervert'
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
love starting a series and going 'wait is this fucking kakegurui's author' halfway through the first chapter and it being them
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
also fuck I should put that on the list, goddammit
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I think that's better but not by a lot
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
ouh
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
land of the lustrous?
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
UGH
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
deep blue jeer is so good for Theme Of Planning Problems
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
umineko readers: which track pops into your head most often mine is 'justice'
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
bring them both back at once and do a nightmare rpg party
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
the love interests in a dating sim
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
I've read so many shitty isekai it broke my brain so I think referring to a character as a 'capture target' is something that is immediately understood by normal humans
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
I can already tell deep into the kirby streams that no kirby final boss is gonna have more swag than nightmare, they really need to bring him back
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
it is good for me and bad for you that by the time I realized I should have streamed Lost Soul Aside I was too far in to start over, because I made High on Life levels of unhappy sounds, sadists would have been fed
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
not for free
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
he might have had a stroke or something
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
it takes so little for some to fall
LOON (@lesbianbajeena.bsky.social) reposted
Cima シーマ様 Coat, gloves and boots only 🫣 (uncensored check replies)
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
if trump is dead or otherwise incapacitated and they announce it at the WH event tomorrow I'll stream High on Life 2 when it comes out
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
yeah I dunno why I decided that was worse than miss piggy or bbw toko fukawa
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
eh whatever
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
lol did tekken 8 have this problem??? it became Dead or Alive??
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
his portrayal in stuff like project x zone makes him come off as super tsundere but I dunno which of these that angles to
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
???? how did I do that
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
turning someone into banjo is a war crime he said, having already had that done to him
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
yeah nowadays you gotta have ageplay to stand out
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I do not think they are fake freaks, I think they're just horny-horny
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
Bowser Plot: Give it up Mario, you'll never stop me from taking Peach to dollar margaritas night at Chili's K. Rool Plot:
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
deploying dk tweet now
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
I'm gonna tweet a joke about the end of DK Bananza in 5 minutes so mute 'Bananza' if you don't want to see it
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
even the most defenseless bottom does not want to accept Mouse
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
oh I missed ubisoft selling some of their shit to Atari last week their ass really is rolling down to the grave huh
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
few in your social circle can resist cheese
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I mean if they're putting food on the table
Sojiro (@sojirosuisei.bsky.social) reposted
This is why I keep reminding everyone to keep calling. They're not backing down, they're doubling down. I know you're tired of seeing it, I am too, but we can't afford to stop. They can't be allowed to get away with it. Don't stop calling.
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
roger ebert not thinking video games were art doomed us to an eternity of guys feeling insecure and adding more woman murder to their game to make it art
Jay (@envinyon.bsky.social) reposted
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
they only did the designs for Shining Force one I think, 2 is credited to Fumio Iida who I think could still do it
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I have them in a very slight 'open book' shape and am lined up between them
[Dan from] GigaBoots (@gigaboots.com) reposted
I got to do that awesome thing where, for one week's podcast, I watch a completely delightful, new anime. Lucky me! =The Joy of Animation in Every Bite= WeeaBoots #57: City the Animation youtu.be/XKkwLL-3bWA
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
you're allowed to strap a bomb to like two people
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
HUH
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
they're doing the weather dopant obviously wrong but we don't have time to take it again explosion shot to you
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
LMAAAAAAAAAO
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
there's no coming back from this
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
weeping
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
have they made a kowloon gundam model yet
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
that's animated
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
do they still make Animal Movies (as in, movies with animal actors, voice acted or not)
grimm ☀️ (@mugrimm.bsky.social) reposted
Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
still laughing at how one of the notes in Ep 1 or 2 of Umineko is like 'I assure you it is essential I have a teasing brunch with the guy I'm torturing for all eternity'
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I don't remember a lot of that game I played it like four times
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I kinda like how unbelievably pathetic the fishman is but he is still super forgettable
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I had never actually seen the art so I am also having this response
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
when will it be red foreman's turn
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
they're also doing it for john goodman lol
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
they're doing hype moments and aura videos for uncle phil
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
the algorithm is so fucking stupid I watch tool reviews and shorts starts spitting 'the good old days: early 90s sitcoms, retvrn' at me
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
what a great rat.
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
tonight is the first time I ever saw the like actual official art for shining force 2 characters,, these are great!
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
sega should bring shining force back since fire emblem is fairly big now. shining force isn't like, amazing, but I love stuff like 'all cavaliers are centuars'
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
if you were just a little older it'd have been shining force
FroggyRanger VA ☄ (@froggyranger.bsky.social) reposted
you ever think about how back in Astro Boy, in the fucking 60s, this was one of Blue Knight's critiques of humanity?
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
this was them, thank
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I think he got suspended again lmao
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I have seen a couple people doing like FFXV fandom posting about it and it makes me feel insane
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
If they remake RE5 it's gonna be so fucking different it will basically be a retcon like it will keep 'it is in africa, sheva is there' and nothing else
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I think this is what happened yeah
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
fuck I deleted my twitter accounts before saving the artist that did those crazy pokemon protag redesigns
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I'm sorry they got your ass
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
your posts are making me think 'wait, do. do my friends want me to bully them harder'
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
lol half the industry is trying to make people swallow higher prices and like 70%+ of candidates for GOTY this year will be 50 dollars or less
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I've stuck my hand in the dune painbox so many times that I barely register it anymore
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
it's so funny seeing you pry open her armor and then taunt her for having holes in her armor
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
God and I think I bully people sometimes
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
THIS IS SO CRUEL??
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
every so often there's an attempt to kinda dog on it a little for not being a Player Expression Action Game but every line in it is memorable and the sound design and setpieces are also good
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
god MGR had so much drip
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
lmfao
Dr. Aggro (@draggro.bsky.social) reposted
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
I like Utena a lot but it's hard to not remember the person I knew a million years ago who was clearly Not Well but also completely obsessed with Akio lol
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
[pounding desk] DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
I assure you, it's for cost efficiency that we use the Asylum Demon's model in every single game
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
it wasn't in development for 11 years, it didn't start real development until late 2019 and then got poleaxed by covid
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art)
silksong being 20 dollars feels almost cruel on team cherry's part lol
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
the villainess angle has been around since the start. 'reincarnated as the villainess' is the like the second most common isekai conceit lol
Riendonut (@riendonut.bsky.social) reposted
ko-fi.com/riendonut/go... ___ UPDATE (SEPT): Hello everyone!! Thanks for helping out so far; still a shit-ton of bills to take care of. The car in particular is delinquent & internet service is at risk due to late payments, if anyone has anything to spare/shares this post it would be appreciated 💙
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
it's actually over
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
108 - Gal Maid & Villainess: Only Milady's Happy End Will Win! Gal is reincarnated into the otome Villainess' maid, yuri heads should get on this one immediately
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reply parent
It reminds me a lot of how FF13 felt, where you can see the gaping holes where the story was supposed to go but they had to cut it all out to get it out the door