𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ (@gorangligovic.bsky.social) reposted
ah yes Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser
He/him, Hobbyist, doodles & ttrpg stuff Lfg: DCC, PF2, misc OSR, DM for Discord (Pfp alt text: doodle of Orc w/ tusks & red eyes, Banner alt text: "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" in chalk.)
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Don’t call the cops for a noise complaint, not any time and especially not now. Be a grown up and deal with it yourself. Being annoyed is not worth ruining someone’s life over
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted
Tech company ad: "Use AI to violate your college's plagiarism policy, cause who cares!" The College's reaction: "our father who art in ChatGPT hallowed be thy name, thy..."
Dragon Moll Z 🎃 (@dopestatistics.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The cardinal sin of southern christianity is breaking appearance. Not what you do. Not how you treat others. But how you appear.
Skip, the Online Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted
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Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted
How various lotr characters smoke weed: Gandalf & Baggins- pipes Sam- potato pipe Pipin & Merry- prefer flower but hit carts all day Aragorn- blunts Arwin (& rivendell elves)- volcano vaporizer Boromir- Prerolls Gimili- dabs from a rig with too many attachments. Legolas- gummies Orcs- pop can
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah you are! 🫸
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Nerdjpg defining post
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
If cozy fantasy has zero haters I'm in the ground
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
What's it like living in a fantasy?
Ryan Wilson (@hailseitan.bsky.social) reposted
If you're not using alt text... kindly fuck off.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Ol Carney proving he's a bank executive first and a civil servant last
OL’ SIXGUN SLUGGO, THE GUN WIZARD (@saintsluggo.bsky.social) reposted
The liberal will hand the conservative every tool he needs to eradicate you
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Divorcing ancient cultures from contextual elements are what romaboo chuds, like infidelheretic923, do best.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Wish in one hand shit in the others. Read audre lorde
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta be tired of being a corncob all day.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
"dignity optional"
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Right! Biden lied his way to the White House and the couldn't just do that again? Gribble is right though they were told not to worry the donors.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
As fast as possible preferably
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Stfu and show some goddamn shame for your behavior, you nasty fucker.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
Ryan Wilson (@hailseitan.bsky.social) reposted
I am a unabashed China supporter, because I have spent the last 5 years of my life watching how the CPC moves and hold itself accountable while staying true to its Marxist Leninist foundations. Oh and they lifted 800 MILLION people out of absolute poverty which is all of their nation of 1.4 BILLION.
Rege (@rjserinko.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Our home-grown Nazis were fertilized with money from the billionaires. Defeating the Nazis and redistributing wealth are one and the same thing.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude is jogging in a Portland park
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
Eiynah 🇵🇸 (@nicemangos.bsky.social) reposted
Worrying about 'anti white racism' during a very racist time is quite unhinged..esp for the co-founder of a supposedly leftist outlet.
Ryan Wilson (@hailseitan.bsky.social) reposted
This is the Social Murder Engels talked about...
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
Where that's fucken shithead who said we gotta pray to Bowser because she's a mom? Where is that specific motherfucker I need to run their face in it like a pet who has pissed on the rug.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
Malcom Gladwell is a pedophile, him and Epstein were practically brothers.
Maya Media (@mayamedia.bsky.social) reposted
I never would have guessed. Also, I will never vote for this sold out, pro-genocide corporate clown who simply wants to be in charge of the fascism. Democrats have NO desire to save you. Stop being a sucker.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
"the Chinese march like robots" Translation: "Americans are bad at marching"
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
I want to be able to be a normal amount critical of China but how rabid other Americans are just makes me hesitant
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
He's going to first to announce and first to drop
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Dawg, why are they not allowed to celebrate their victory over fascism? Why do you act like this, it has to be embarrassing for you?
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted
So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
That's true
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I love how much of English is just mispronounced french, thanks Angevins.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Homo erectus was a mistake
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a check engine light
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
When you ask Obama when he's going to close gitmo
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
When you ask the 111th United States Congress (2009) when they're going to codify roe v wade
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
When you ask the DNC when they're going to defend the queer community.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
When you ask the DNC when they're going to stop supporting genocide.
virto 🇵🇸 (@virto.bsky.social) reposted
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol rip, I noticed this weekend but those kind of sites just go offline sometimes so I wasn't sure if it was coming back or not.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Honoring Carl's memory by playing hearthstone on his headstone
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
I read "I want a 17" iPad as my headstone"
lakeside lesbian (@cloversfield.bsky.social) reposted
genocide is never "deserved" what the fuck are people even on rn
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
Liberals, after telling the trans and palestinian communities their existence is negotiable and losing an election about it:
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
If I thought leftist purity tests were preventing my candidates from winning I'd simply pass the purity test
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Aurelius delivers such sage wisdom as "don't be grumpy when you wake up" and "just stfu and do it already" real deep shit. These motherfuckers love worshipping human traffickers.
dog on the spectrum (@sponcon.bsky.social) reposted
Truman/Eisenhower really don’t get nearly enough credit for the current state of the world (derogatory)
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
It's unfair that these ghouls hide their faces. Sarah Ferris and Jeremy Herb are responsible for further normalizing fascism.
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
cogsucker
Billionaires are parasites (@lamentablyawake.bsky.social) reposted
The correct approach. We'll no doubt now get articles about civility in politics and how important a ~progressive alliance~ is. But Labour MPs have made it extremely clear they regard anyone to the left of Thatcher as subhuman trot scum. Why on Earth should Polanski be nice to them?
Peter Gargamel 🇵🇸 (@billyharbour.bsky.social) reposted
Defending genocide is doing genocide. Spreading Israel’s genocidal propaganda without challenging it is doing genocide. To make it plain, there simply is no genocide without the propaganda required to justify it, to create public buy-in. Everyone who defended genocide propaganda is accountable.
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Jfc is this motherfucker really bringing this kinda shame to their name over the nostalgia critic?
benjamin (@benjamino.bsky.social) reposted
It's me, I'm the special boy journalist who can solve fascism once and for all by platforming so many fascists and letting them say so many fascist things that people will finally decide not to fascism after all
Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted
I am not seeing "Constitutional amendment reversing Citizens United" on any of these New Reconstruction wishlists folks are circulating, and. Absent starting over from scratch, I don't see us establishing any semblance of democracy here without that plus Supreme Court expansion.
Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted
rolling up to the tournament with this
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Omw
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit, my bad.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
You are
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
She's obviously, 222 read her display name
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
A noted friend of Xenu
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
This is unironically true
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
what is micro-shitting? inside the gen-z trend of passing gas through your asshole without solid waste.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Draw clock
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Also this is extremely petty but if you say "PS1" instead of "PSX" you are too young to interact with me.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Like this: @whstancil.bsky.social is a crybaby bitch, even when compared to other scientologists. Loser ass ratfaced space Mormon bitchmade soft ass motherfucker
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
"Oh no stancil said something bad about bsky" wake me up when his crybaby ass says something negative about the church of scientology.
Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson (@dickardo.bsky.social) reposted
i saw Gavin Newsom and Will Stancil trading thetans in the janitor’s closet and one of the thetans fell on the floor and looked at me.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi Wayne, I'm assuming you are 70 and I'm going to need you to draw a clock for me.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted
Help hep I am but an uwu smol bean 75k follower account and today is my first day on the internet. Someone I berated told me to "shut up" so please delete the web site
John Breen (@acab.dad) reposted reply parent
Muriel Bowser is my enemy. Gavin Newsom is my enemy. Joe Biden is my enemy. Chuck Schumer is my enemy. Ritchie Torres is my enemy
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social)
I will never vote for gavin newsom. I won't vote for newsom in a primary, I won't vote for newsom in a general, and there is literally nothing you can say to change my mind about that.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
They're too cowardly to let you actually read it.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
k &?
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Which strangers, point them out.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Tone policing queer folk is fucked up. Do better, shithead. Listen more.
♡Spooky Kate 🎃 🇬🇹~ FREE 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 (@katespeace.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think you just hate trans people and disparagingly use terms to minimize our criticisms aimed at a transphobe who also hates the unhoused. We are allowed to call out such people, thanks.
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted reply parent
TRUMP: Imma sent the military to occupy American cities. ELIZABETH WARREN: They shouldn't overpay for their equipment.
Smooth Dunk (@smoothdunk2.bsky.social) reposted
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
hating fascists is cool as hell actually so jot that down
RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) (@rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social) reposted
Let's replace the internet with pneumatic tubes.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritzker seems like he's doing his best to not highlight the things I dislike him over, while newsom has made the things I dislike him over his entire personality.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted