kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
death needs to hurry up so i can get on with my life
mission district sf, i write the skeets, the dog does all the good stuff, she/they katefulghum.com
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death needs to hurry up so i can get on with my life
The Amytyville Horror (@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social) reposted
did you know you can crush eggshells to make plant food or that you can set yourself on fire
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
😭 mcconnell is still alive too
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
rfk jr is right there
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, both of these are true
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
new conspiracy theory: rfk jr is trying to become president by killing off everyone in front of him in line
Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You are not immune to propaganda, and it turns out there is *no minimum amount* that is safe to consume.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
flying the flag at half staff because the president didn't die last night
Slum Beautiful (@thejazzybelle.bsky.social) reposted
Every day I wake up to find that man is still alive pisses me off.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
who the fuck is setting off an entire cache of fireworks in the mission right now?
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
my main feelings around whether or not i feel safe are mostly extreme survivorship bias
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
we gotta just make billionaires illegal.. if you can't get by with $999,999,999 then perhaps i could interest you in a b****t from a g*n
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
makes me wonder, what is sebastian gorka up to? or other weird little guys i have forgotten about?
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
i know this isn't a new revelation, but i'm finding so many instances of the worst shit i ever heard about 10-15 years ago become the defacto choice of society
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
does anyone remember when prageru videos were first released on youtube and they would autoplay to holocaust denialism nazi shit?
Insatiable Antifa Slut (@insatiableone.bsky.social) reposted
I want a trans president. Fuck it. Trans presidency 20now
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
gotta figure out how to get into that coveted hotel continental breakfast market
Encinitas Highlands Surfer (@highlandsurfer.bsky.social) reposted
I have enough room in my soul to kinder a complete and thorough hatred for Newsom's rank cowardice and scapegoating of our most vulnerable while still having space left to laugh at the Bizarro Trump bit.
Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted
If I see another video of a dork ass cabinet member in the gym doing half-rep lifting with the worst form I've ever seen I will literally die of embarrassment
Aria (Is Drafting) 🏳️🌈⚧️ (@anariablooms.bsky.social) reposted
Most people don't want to get to the fundamental truth of a liberated self or future: that everybody would be a little bit transgender. cissexuality is a violently imposed state of being. agency and bodily autonomy, the desire to self-realize, these are at the heart of being human.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
i know this is the wrong app for this, but if you or someone you know is looking for a coach/trainer in sf (or remote), i am taking on new clients! hmu if you wanna lift weights or have fun working out again or just try your best to be stronger and harder to kill. www.instagram.com/katesportsf?...
filth_waste (@filth-waste.bsky.social) reposted
thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
oooh a fancy custom 99 ranch, I'm so excited for you
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
You either want a society based on classed economic exploitation or you don’t. These are your options.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
my idea for a business is getting billions of dollars in taxpayer money and never paying any taxes
Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted
Why are we even putting up with this bullshit?
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
there does seem like there may be more credible evidence here than most body double conspiracies: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleged...
collie.bsky.social (@collie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I genuinely believe we could break this spell if you forced every person to listen to him for an hour
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
sounds like you're already in a relationship with the chili dogs
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
there used to be a parklet with seating for a dozen people where this stupid thing is parked
Tits McDick (@titsmcdick.bsky.social) reposted
Are we supposed to be rude to ourselves in the self-checkout?
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted
only thing keeping me from completely losing it is the crowd's hostility to the feds
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
it's corn
Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted
"jury nullification" is a thing anyone can do an internet search for if they happen to have an interest in doing such a thing
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
write it on a post it note and shuffle it around for 20yrs
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
well, most everything is stupid, so that makes sense. hope you were able to get something out of it at least.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
did you get to keep your phone?
Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 (@xinicit.bsky.social) reposted
A potato is a hug that you eat
Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted
another way in which LLMs make me feel like an alien as compared to their many fans: I find their default fawning conversational tone to be intensely, viscerally repulsive and suspicious.
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I get angry at shit like everyone praising South Park for example or Pete B as somehow great fighters against Trump simply cause they say “fuck Trump” while tossing trans people under the bus or making lazy homophobic jokes. Thats fighting against with zero ideology beyond rage & it’s bad long term.
r o o (@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Neurotypicals be like "I hate pattern recognition, I hate having a good time, stop talking to me about the Great Vowel Shift or I'll kill you"
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
😅😅 i had hoped an earthquake would solve this problem, but i guess I'm happy for crumbs too
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
one hundred fifteen kilograms
Amy the Amazonian (@amytheamazonian.bsky.social) reposted
Trans women belong in women's spaces because THEY ARE WOMEN.
xantar.bsky.social (@xantar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Imagine losing a popularity contest to the pedophiles building concentration camps
Aaron Huertas (@aaronhuertas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
More broadly, if you want to be the party that stands up for universal human and civil rights, you undermine your own messaging and branding with selective triangulation -- now you're just another cynical politician who changes their views based on narrow reads of polling questions.
Matthew Downhour (@matthewdownhour.bsky.social) reposted
Interesting to think about - I really grew up in the golden era of pedestrians not getting killed by drivers, and that era is now over
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
😭😭 I haven't seen her but I'm still keeping my eyes peeled (in and around the inner mission and precita area all day today)
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
there's only one woman on this list?
Posts (@porgus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The year is 2040. The only two jobs to exist are DATA CENTER and COP.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
george was going to vote for trump in some kind of elaborate vote cancelling scheme run by newman but went to the polls on wednesday
Aria Winningson (@aria.labeledrude.online) reposted
remember, the rules are: 1) i am allowed to be mean to you 2) nobody is allowed to be mean to me
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
I will keep an eye out. Make sure to contact Animal Control too
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
also feeling personally attacked by every white person who tells me I'm pronouncing "VAH-ca-ville" incorrectly.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
some good ones in TN: Milan (MY-lan), Jalapa (juh-LAH-pee), Quito (QWIT-o), Philippi (fuh-LI-pee) and of course some more usual americanizations: Paris, Memphis, Moscow, Lebanon
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
i would read a cultural commentary on the proliferation of bag/phone/stanleycup charms
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
luigi mangione is the left's stephen miller
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
it's not that I'm incorruptible it's just that nobody ever meets my price
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
it definitely is
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
i think harris is done. if you were motivated by prestige and you lost to that guy, your ego is done. she's not gonna run again.
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted
[me, simply existing] can’t imagine doing this for the rest of my life
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, i turned it off and my natural typos are much better/easier to deal with
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
willing myself out of depressive states like never before
James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) reposted
Humanities and STEM people love to fight with each other while funding for both is gutted to give a tax break to rent seeking car dealership owners who barely graduated high school.
pony pony huckabuck (@spindlypete.bsky.social) reposted
i keep saying to the lads, "this may prove useful to some of you someday, perhaps, in a somewhat bizarre set of circumstances" which is a line from a tom lehrer live song intro but also my educational philosophy
famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted
i would not be posting if i had a wife. i’d say all this weird stuff to her
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
this one?
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
this is what Dems are doing instead of adopting politics that work for people
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
lost my job today, send me good jobs if you know of any
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got about 350 sqft and would love 100 more. wouldn't even know what to do with 1000
muhree (@marie.likes.earth) reposted
i love storing things in little compartments
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
anybody got any tips to deal with gemini ai slop at work? so far i have found that if i write a vague caption and use screenshots that it becomes fairly useless at summarizing, but i need more luddite tips
Kaitlin Kal Lee (@kaitlinkallee.bsky.social) reposted
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
i won't speak for USA Weightlifting, but ime they have been very inclusive thus far.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
as far as i am aware the IOC has not changed their policy. USOC is its own transphobic governing body.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
lost bro
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
Boomer (@dasboomer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I use mixed pronouns in basically one space. I am always non-binary, but I would rather have my identity hidden than have to teach people enough to be cool about the fact that as an agender woman what parts of 'womanhood' I do and do not identify with is complex and evolving and personal.
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
sunday streets on valencia not even officially started and there are more people than the sidewalks can accommodate. make it permanent you cowards!
ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ (@webuiltthiscity.bsky.social) reposted
If you’ve been wondering how to donate to the wonderful people who are installing benches around #SanFrancisco, here is the link: sfbabc.org/join#contrib...
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
yes this is about lex luther
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
every time i look up a famous actor their credits are always a dozen really popular recent things that i never got around to watching and then i realize i recognize them from degrassi or skins
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
I've started running again and it's not for fun
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent
there used to be a bunch of chickens in there, but it's mostly just been a temporary dump/weed experiment
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
on a more delightful note, i came home to my neighbors loudly singing happy birthday to their cat
kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)
i can't believe he hasn't had a stroke or a heart attack or an embolism or
Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up