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kate 🫠 eddie

@ktflghm.bsky.social

mission district sf, i write the skeets, the dog does all the good stuff, she/they katefulghum.com

created September 8, 2023

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Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

death needs to hurry up so i can get on with my life

1/9/2025, 4:47:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Amytyville Horror (@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social) reposted

did you know you can crush eggshells to make plant food or that you can set yourself on fire

1/9/2025, 4:29:09 AM | 251 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

😭 mcconnell is still alive too

31/8/2025, 11:57:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

rfk jr is right there

31/8/2025, 11:55:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, both of these are true

31/8/2025, 11:40:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

new conspiracy theory: rfk jr is trying to become president by killing off everyone in front of him in line

31/8/2025, 10:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You are not immune to propaganda, and it turns out there is *no minimum amount* that is safe to consume.

13/6/2024, 7:58:14 PM | 70 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

flying the flag at half staff because the president didn't die last night

30/8/2025, 8:27:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slum Beautiful (@thejazzybelle.bsky.social) reposted

Every day I wake up to find that man is still alive pisses me off.

29/8/2025, 1:10:11 PM | 190 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

2014 dril tweet: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
27/8/2025, 6:00:27 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

who the fuck is setting off an entire cache of fireworks in the mission right now?

27/8/2025, 5:15:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

my main feelings around whether or not i feel safe are mostly extreme survivorship bias

25/8/2025, 3:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

we gotta just make billionaires illegal.. if you can't get by with $999,999,999 then perhaps i could interest you in a b****t from a g*n

24/8/2025, 6:18:00 AM | 191 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

makes me wonder, what is sebastian gorka up to? or other weird little guys i have forgotten about?

24/8/2025, 7:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

i know this isn't a new revelation, but i'm finding so many instances of the worst shit i ever heard about 10-15 years ago become the defacto choice of society

24/8/2025, 7:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

does anyone remember when prageru videos were first released on youtube and they would autoplay to holocaust denialism nazi shit?

24/8/2025, 7:48:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Insatiable Antifa Slut (@insatiableone.bsky.social) reposted

I want a trans president. Fuck it. Trans presidency 20now

23/8/2025, 5:32:31 AM | 84 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

gotta figure out how to get into that coveted hotel continental breakfast market

21/8/2025, 6:57:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Encinitas Highlands Surfer (@highlandsurfer.bsky.social) reposted

I have enough room in my soul to kinder a complete and thorough hatred for Newsom's rank cowardice and scapegoating of our most vulnerable while still having space left to laugh at the Bizarro Trump bit.

21/8/2025, 6:42:00 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted

If I see another video of a dork ass cabinet member in the gym doing half-rep lifting with the worst form I've ever seen I will literally die of embarrassment

21/8/2025, 2:23:30 PM | 110 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aria (Is Drafting) 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ (@anariablooms.bsky.social) reposted

Most people don't want to get to the fundamental truth of a liberated self or future: that everybody would be a little bit transgender. cissexuality is a violently imposed state of being. agency and bodily autonomy, the desire to self-realize, these are at the heart of being human.

20/8/2025, 3:52:56 PM | 234 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

i know this is the wrong app for this, but if you or someone you know is looking for a coach/trainer in sf (or remote), i am taking on new clients! hmu if you wanna lift weights or have fun working out again or just try your best to be stronger and harder to kill. www.instagram.com/katesportsf?...

absolutely nailing this snatch in a pink tank top at 63kg in front of a pride flag
20/8/2025, 5:20:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

good morning buenos días доброе утро

little black dog on a purple rug awoken from a nap next to a table leg
18/8/2025, 6:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture filth_waste (@filth-waste.bsky.social) reposted

thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes

15/12/2024, 9:39:04 PM | 365 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

oooh a fancy custom 99 ranch, I'm so excited for you

16/8/2025, 3:31:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

You either want a society based on classed economic exploitation or you don’t. These are your options.

3/7/2025, 9:51:01 PM | 1443 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

my idea for a business is getting billions of dollars in taxpayer money and never paying any taxes

16/8/2025, 2:36:59 PM | 739 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted

Why are we even putting up with this bullshit?

15/8/2025, 9:26:08 PM | 1909 300 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

there does seem like there may be more credible evidence here than most body double conspiracies: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleged...

16/8/2025, 3:40:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collie.bsky.social (@collie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I genuinely believe we could break this spell if you forced every person to listen to him for an hour

15/8/2025, 1:57:30 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

sounds like you're already in a relationship with the chili dogs

15/8/2025, 3:33:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

there used to be a parklet with seating for a dozen people where this stupid thing is parked

14/8/2025, 4:09:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tits McDick (@titsmcdick.bsky.social) reposted

Are we supposed to be rude to ourselves in the self-checkout?

13/8/2025, 11:21:50 PM | 65 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted

only thing keeping me from completely losing it is the crowd's hostility to the feds

14/8/2025, 2:06:35 AM | 97 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

it's corn

14/8/2025, 4:40:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

"jury nullification" is a thing anyone can do an internet search for if they happen to have an interest in doing such a thing

14/8/2025, 4:26:07 AM | 438 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

write it on a post it note and shuffle it around for 20yrs

13/8/2025, 3:10:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall

12/8/2025, 2:15:54 PM | 6402 1548 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

well, most everything is stupid, so that makes sense. hope you were able to get something out of it at least.

12/8/2025, 4:29:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

did you get to keep your phone?

12/8/2025, 3:43:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 (@xinicit.bsky.social) reposted

A potato is a hug that you eat

12/8/2025, 3:20:18 AM | 293 108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted

another way in which LLMs make me feel like an alien as compared to their many fans: I find their default fawning conversational tone to be intensely, viscerally repulsive and suspicious.

11/8/2025, 6:17:14 PM | 2582 382 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I get angry at shit like everyone praising South Park for example or Pete B as somehow great fighters against Trump simply cause they say “fuck Trump” while tossing trans people under the bus or making lazy homophobic jokes. Thats fighting against with zero ideology beyond rage & it’s bad long term.

10/8/2025, 5:31:55 AM | 505 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture r o o (@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Neurotypicals be like "I hate pattern recognition, I hate having a good time, stop talking to me about the Great Vowel Shift or I'll kill you"

9/8/2025, 9:27:55 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

😅😅 i had hoped an earthquake would solve this problem, but i guess I'm happy for crumbs too

9/8/2025, 3:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

one hundred fifteen kilograms

9/8/2025, 2:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy the Amazonian (@amytheamazonian.bsky.social) reposted

Trans women belong in women's spaces because THEY ARE WOMEN.

8/8/2025, 1:11:27 AM | 918 184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture xantar.bsky.social (@xantar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Imagine losing a popularity contest to the pedophiles building concentration camps

26/7/2025, 6:05:35 PM | 2123 339 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Huertas (@aaronhuertas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

More broadly, if you want to be the party that stands up for universal human and civil rights, you undermine your own messaging and branding with selective triangulation -- now you're just another cynical politician who changes their views based on narrow reads of polling questions.

7/8/2025, 2:12:23 PM | 58 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Downhour (@matthewdownhour.bsky.social) reposted

Interesting to think about - I really grew up in the golden era of pedestrians not getting killed by drivers, and that era is now over

6/8/2025, 4:16:41 PM | 80 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

6/8/2025, 12:42:18 AM | 4327 1065 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

😭😭 I haven't seen her but I'm still keeping my eyes peeled (in and around the inner mission and precita area all day today)

6/8/2025, 2:02:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

there's only one woman on this list?

5/8/2025, 2:31:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Posts (@porgus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The year is 2040. The only two jobs to exist are DATA CENTER and COP.

5/8/2025, 1:57:29 PM | 71 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

george was going to vote for trump in some kind of elaborate vote cancelling scheme run by newman but went to the polls on wednesday

5/8/2025, 12:03:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aria Winningson (@aria.labeledrude.online) reposted

remember, the rules are: 1) i am allowed to be mean to you 2) nobody is allowed to be mean to me

4/8/2025, 11:11:30 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

I will keep an eye out. Make sure to contact Animal Control too

4/8/2025, 11:26:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

also feeling personally attacked by every white person who tells me I'm pronouncing "VAH-ca-ville" incorrectly.

4/8/2025, 2:14:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

some good ones in TN: Milan (MY-lan), Jalapa (juh-LAH-pee), Quito (QWIT-o), Philippi (fuh-LI-pee) and of course some more usual americanizations: Paris, Memphis, Moscow, Lebanon

4/8/2025, 2:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

glove to protect from strong bite from a dog or in mike's case a cat
4/8/2025, 12:41:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

i would read a cultural commentary on the proliferation of bag/phone/stanleycup charms

4/8/2025, 12:40:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

luigi mangione is the left's stephen miller

2/8/2025, 3:00:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

31/7/2025, 3:19:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted

it's not that I'm incorruptible it's just that nobody ever meets my price

30/7/2025, 4:57:13 AM | 226 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

it definitely is

30/7/2025, 9:09:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

i think harris is done. if you were motivated by prestige and you lost to that guy, your ego is done. she's not gonna run again.

30/7/2025, 7:12:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted

[me, simply existing] can’t imagine doing this for the rest of my life

27/7/2025, 7:48:39 PM | 381 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, i turned it off and my natural typos are much better/easier to deal with

28/7/2025, 3:51:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

28/7/2025, 3:30:24 AM | 5261 794 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

willing myself out of depressive states like never before

28/7/2025, 2:17:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) reposted

Humanities and STEM people love to fight with each other while funding for both is gutted to give a tax break to rent seeking car dealership owners who barely graduated high school.

27/7/2025, 10:50:54 PM | 1564 246 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pony pony huckabuck (@spindlypete.bsky.social) reposted

i keep saying to the lads, "this may prove useful to some of you someday, perhaps, in a somewhat bizarre set of circumstances" which is a line from a tom lehrer live song intro but also my educational philosophy

5/12/2024, 5:14:40 PM | 91 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture caylen (@caylen.bsky.social) reposted

image
27/7/2025, 2:39:06 PM | 830 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted

i would not be posting if i had a wife. i’d say all this weird stuff to her

25/7/2025, 5:01:25 PM | 131 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

this one?

27/7/2025, 2:59:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

27/7/2025, 1:52:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

this is what Dems are doing instead of adopting politics that work for people

Paul Ryan's weird workout photo shoot where he's dressed like Poochie Poochie again
26/7/2025, 3:05:28 PM | 224 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

lost my job today, send me good jobs if you know of any

24/7/2025, 11:20:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got about 350 sqft and would love 100 more. wouldn't even know what to do with 1000

24/7/2025, 6:57:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muhree (@marie.likes.earth) reposted

i love storing things in little compartments

23/7/2025, 10:04:43 PM | 36 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

he's just so freaking cute sometimes

little fuzzy black dog lays in his donut bed with his head smooshed between his feet, looking really cute
23/7/2025, 2:10:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

anybody got any tips to deal with gemini ai slop at work? so far i have found that if i write a vague caption and use screenshots that it becomes fairly useless at summarizing, but i need more luddite tips

23/7/2025, 6:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaitlin Kal Lee (@kaitlinkallee.bsky.social) reposted

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

22/7/2025, 2:58:20 PM | 25129 5567 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

i won't speak for USA Weightlifting, but ime they have been very inclusive thus far.

22/7/2025, 11:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

as far as i am aware the IOC has not changed their policy. USOC is its own transphobic governing body.

22/7/2025, 11:05:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

lost bro

21/7/2025, 11:38:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

21/7/2025, 1:13:53 AM | 6976 1402 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boomer (@dasboomer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I use mixed pronouns in basically one space. I am always non-binary, but I would rather have my identity hidden than have to teach people enough to be cool about the fact that as an agender woman what parts of 'womanhood' I do and do not identify with is complex and evolving and personal.

21/7/2025, 1:25:33 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iron Chef Bot (@ironchefbot.bsky.social) reposted

Frame #22850 from S06 -E21 - Battle Rice-629304
20/7/2025, 6:30:15 PM | 33 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

sunday streets on valencia not even officially started and there are more people than the sidewalks can accommodate. make it permanent you cowards!

20/7/2025, 6:14:16 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ (@webuiltthiscity.bsky.social) reposted

If you’ve been wondering how to donate to the wonderful people who are installing benches around #SanFrancisco, here is the link: sfbabc.org/join#contrib...

19/7/2025, 2:06:56 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

yes this is about lex luther

19/7/2025, 3:55:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

every time i look up a famous actor their credits are always a dozen really popular recent things that i never got around to watching and then i realize i recognize them from degrassi or skins

19/7/2025, 3:55:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

I've started running again and it's not for fun

18/7/2025, 5:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social) reply parent

there used to be a bunch of chickens in there, but it's mostly just been a temporary dump/weed experiment

18/7/2025, 2:56:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

on a more delightful note, i came home to my neighbors loudly singing happy birthday to their cat

18/7/2025, 2:27:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kate 🫠 eddie (@ktflghm.bsky.social)

i can't believe he hasn't had a stroke or a heart attack or an embolism or

17/7/2025, 11:39:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

17/7/2025, 1:03:56 AM | 20835 4268 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up

30/8/2024, 5:09:32 PM | 3266 910 | View on Bluesky | view