every day of the week
every day of the week
lmao go fck a wall, fascist turd
Does the "DC" in "DC mayor" stand for "dumb c*nt" or what? Jfc
today @ekkoastral.bsky.social released a video for my favorite song from their incredible 2024 record pink balloons. the song rips, the video is fantastic, dave c and jkr deserve each other. also ekko astral is touring w/ @puptheband.bsky.social & @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social, go see them
Preview of the announcement:
looks like some slacks. Did president pedophile poopy pants soil himself during the stroke?
I need about 15 to prep for two straight weeks of celebratory drunkenness, after that, green light
"imagine if this guy came up to you! Oh my God, this guy SUCKS"
goddammit I didn't get nearly enough sleep to go on a 5 day bender
logan circle. so, just making shit up
why did you put a picture of hannity's grandma
Allow these people no peace in public. Fucking none. It works. Let them move to the exurbs and bloviate to their giant yards.
He's had an admirable career of public service but this "old guard" is simply not equipped to meet this moment. It's not just him, but as the most visible party leader on the hill these days he's going to get all my ire as the spokesperson for elected dem failure
how long til we see Schumer on TV apologizing for Dems causing the occupation, but celebrating that he's succeeded in getting it officially renamed to "The Visit"
telling, and fitting, that Epstein doesn't appear in the memo once
sweet, if European countries ever start mailing things to the US again they'll send a goldplated WORLD'S BEST EUROPE PRESIDENT plaque
so tech monkeys who don't give a rat's ass about human suffering are worried they're traumatizing their sexbots?
wait til they find out about livestock
hey @grok can you suffer oops wrong hellsite (and if any AI is suffering, it's grok on its steady diet of eloncel input)
I thought for a brief second about all the fucked up shit eloncels must be thumping into grok and now am thinking maybe the machines can feel pain after all
they probably asked grok
I like the idea, but where are the gains going to come from? IL already has 14/17 seats blue, voted <55% for Harris. NJ is 9/12 blue, <52% for Harris. MD and OR already down to one repub, WA 8/10 blue. All NM's reps are dems already. NY is 20/26 - might be able to get 1-2 there. Not enough.
fuck off
to be fair I saw at least four people ILLEGALLY eating in that station last time I was in there around that time in the afternoon. #LockThemUp
1 - whatever % of white american MLB players all time Sean Doolittle was
white american baseball players more like 99.99%
"TOUGH ON CRIME" or triumphantly parading a pedophile rapist around? Can't have it both ways!
make it fair, move the decimal point one spot to the left. under
and they will be perfectly comfortable lying through their teeth when they do. These people are human garbage.
I learned a couple weeks ago that Macaulay Culkin was the first choice to be cast as Max Fischer in Rushmore -- wild right?
so wait he actually billed the Cuomo campaign for this trash, and has the audacity to consider himself some kind of meme expert? this is hilariously bad
Hall of Fame level mean real age to appearance age ratio podcast
Awesome! Got anything for Surfer Rosa?
This is AI, right?
Nice jinx
police (and quasi-police) response level vaguely reminiscent of Uvdale but the cops actually went inside this time
I get that, I'm just not going to fault anyone not going out of their way to give people armed and armored with warfighting equipment an excuse to play with their toys. And the people marching around fundamentally aren't the root cause of the problem, harassing them accomplishes little imo
probably an intentional choice to create the illusion that their presence immediately "cleaned up the streets." White people relaxing at outdoor cafe tables, nary a gang war in sight, cars driving by un-jacked. Lots of people are saying crime is already down 500%
prayers up for a measles solution #DareToDream #IbelieveInMiracles
Orioles legend
I mean Perennial posts about a lot of bands so it was only a matter of time :) RofC is one of my very favorites and hopefully always will be. The only way I'd stop loving it something in me changed for the worse. It's removal from slot 5 did not eliminate it from my in-dash rotation at all
Ironically (?) Relationship of Command was one of 2 CDs that had permanent residence in my car's 6-disc changer...til it got bumped for The Complete Art History a couple months ago when it arrived in the mail. It had been in there for at least 9 straight years since ATDI's 2016 show at 9:30 club
Furthest I’ve been: N: Babb, Montana (USA) E+W: Crossed the Prime Meridian on a boat so... S: a few miles off the coast of Antarctiica...boat again E on land: Auckland, New Zealand W on land: Kekaha, Hawaii (USA) S on land: Stewart Island, New Zealand
just imagine if, at your next girls' or women's sporting event, you accidentally tossed your throwin' dildo at someone who was assigned male at birth. jeez i would never hear the end of it from the bros
this had to happen the day I (was forced to) order my first iphone
Graham had a legitimately decent NFL season that year Cadillac Williams went down early
boycotting August NFL until preseason legend Kyle Sloter is back on the field
"organ pounder" 👊
we're not #15! LET'S GO TO DA CLUB
this is what we all thought progress in the Digital Age would look like...cautiously walking back AI Adolf
We are going to end up with red states and eventually current "purple" gerrymandered into being permanently deep red, and these "bipartisan commissions" in blue states til a GOP wave eventually scraps them and redraws for GOP benefit. It's a losing proposition for the good guys.
A rare point I disagree with @katmabu.bsky.social on. We have such a commission in Virginia now. Not ideal. Democrats owe it to state voters who give them majorities to redistrict the GOP into irrelevance. The GOP is sure as shit going to do so given the chance (and has been for years, see: NC)
Can't wait to see the mental gymnastics undertaken by the devout originalists and textualists of SCOTUS to make this work. Constitution TL;DR: A president (even an orange one) can't do this. Unless of course all the guardrails are lowered...but that can never happen here right?
If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you!
hear! hear!
thank you! gosh i didn't mean to put a rush on or anything, sorry! but looking forward to it!!!
(without tatum, I mean)
wizards
hmmm...can't think of any particular reason he'd want 14, 15, 16-year olds to be considered adults now
let's make a deal: we'll give him federal control of the Wizards
I'm shocked...anything else I'd offer up would be a similarly wild guess so I'll let someone else who may have a better idea than me take a crack at it.
i'm sure it's some rare mix of players that played like 3 minutes together. But my wild guess would be Valanciunas, Poole, Bilal, Sarr, and George, but I'm also 100% sure that's wrong lol
Diesl loves Perennial!
if you know of a free or cheap tool to do this I'd love to know. 7-day trial of Adobe Premiere Pro doesn't count :) My job-provided PP sub that I used 5% for work and 95% for fun is no more. I agree, doing it in post will probably be easier and have better potential result than some real-time filter
probably not what you're looking for but they make phone apps that actually do a pretty halfway decent job of this. OldReel for Android is my favorite, I'm sure 🍎 has something as good or better
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It is in Massachusetts as well, but that only pertains to employment. Not to buying a snack.
Don't Sweat the Technique
5) Intentional troll job so that sentient beings who have a basic knowledge of how percentages work signal boost and mock this junk rather than staying on Epstein.
I am pretty sure Schumer lowered his glasses angle 2 additional degrees in a blind rage
we are going to have a once in a generation, maybe once in a century, opportunity here to win big then legislate the GOP out of relevant existence in VA.. @vademocrats.bsky.social please don't F this up.
i feel like you're really downplaying the cultural significance of Truck Nuts here
what % of men who quote-skeeted you that you didn't reskeet will have gotten ornery about it by the time you return
i'm such a nerd I thought for a hot second that your clever bsky name is a reference to this dude www.npr.org/2016/09/07/4... and not to the Pantera guy, who came to mind 2nd ...though if your name is actually Incelmo I am very sorry for this offensive skeet, and separately just sorry in general
Bandcamp Friday recs, ICYMI (pre-2025) stuff: Bad Moves music/merch take ur pick badmoves.bandcamp.com/merch @springsilver.bsky.social Don't You Think It's Strange springsilver.bandcamp.com/album/dont-y... Eric Bachmann Live at Colorow's Cave ericbachmann.bandcamp.com/album/eric-b...
Bandcamp Friday recs, newish stuff: @prettybittermp3.bsky.social Pleaser prettybitter.bandcamp.com/album/pleaser @big-girl.bsky.social Dye biggirlband.bandcamp.com/album/dye @perennialtheband.bsky.social "A" is For Abstract: The Complete Art History perennialtheband.bandcamp.com/album/a-is-f...
It was only one person tbh but that was enough
well, in our case I am the non-punctual one
I started getting some weird DMs from people who seem to feel Mina needs help "defending herself" so I'm going to delete the skeet that was quoted here and everything else I've posted this afternoon on the topic. And figure out how to turn off DMs from people that I don't follow. It's been fun!
this whole interaction and the conversations it started has enabled to me to indulge in one of my other favorite pastimes: procrastinating work. i love the world wide web
that being said I haven't tried very hard to break it.
I'm doing at least 2.3 peace actions per week at the dog park. Catch up loser
deeply unserious piece from a deeply unserious publication
Inmate Zero
Inmate Zero
nice rack donnie
