Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I have never appreciated great comics like Colbert as much as I do now. This is medicine for a mind plagued by MAGAtrocities.
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I have never appreciated great comics like Colbert as much as I do now. This is medicine for a mind plagued by MAGAtrocities.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
And speak truth powerfully he does.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I was so busy focusing on the horrific content that I missed that. Thanks for the laugh!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
This kind of list? deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Death_N...
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Todayβs news confirms it: Cuomo is Trumpβs choice for Mayor. The White House is considering jobs for Adams and Sliwa to clear the field. New Yorkers are sick of corrupt politics and backroom deals. No matter whoβs running, we will deliver a better future on November 4.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I canβt help but think of this show when I see news of Epstein survivors making their own list and pursuing their own justice. www.netflix.com/title/80122759
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea, sorry. I discovered it in a blockbuster VHS sale π€£. I have found it on YouTube since.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
This is overlooked lady kung fu film that I absolutely love. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_undaun...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
More accurately: US considers ethnic cleansing. ground.news/article/us-c...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I have one word for all the Disney haters: Andor.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Any body want to help me plan dance parties on every block?
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I really need a version of this song about his death to sing and dance to on that happy day. πΆ βHeβs dead!!!! Heβs dead!!!!! No one mourns a fascist.βπΆ youtu.be/HgwOx31qsK4?...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs just a little bribe to ensure they preach maga hate.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
What I was coming to say. I want them to open a school so I can see heads explode when tax-payer funded vouchers go to them.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats! Iβm so jealous!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Please have a scavenger hunt for other dem candidates to get a clue. #mamdani
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I wish I lived in New York! I would totally do this and give a small wad of cash at the end. This man is a genius.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This Californian has donated and signed up to volunteer. 5 seats in CA for 5 seats in TX. 5 years in effect. Yes on 50!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
5 for 5. Yes on 50.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
β5 for 5. Yes on 50.β I humbly propose this slogan be spread far and wide by people who actually get heard and seen. @dailybeanspod.com @briantylercohen.bsky.social @thegodpodcast.com @meidastouch.com @governor.ca.gov
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This is the way.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
We canβt forget sandwich guy.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Yes!!!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Why canβt people appreciate this brilliant strategy separate from an endorsement of his future candidacy? My greatest hope is he inspires better candidates to get tougher. I really donβt want to vote for him, but I love what he is doing in this moment with this issue.
KOJAMFπ€π€π€ (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom holding a mirror up DJT
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Jesus fucking Christ. They arenβt even trying to pretend to care about other people at all any more. This atheist really appreciates Christians like @johnfugelsang.bsky.social ground.news/article/is-e...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Great strategy! Excellent way to ensure the very worst magats retain power and take away your vote entirely. Just brilliant. #gavinnewsom
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
You donβt have to like Gavin Newsom or want him to run in 28 to love his trolling of maga. It doesnβt even matter if heβs using bots and shills. You know maga uses them. Iβm so sick of people discrediting any positive movement in the right direction. I hate Newsom. I love what heβs doing.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Perfection.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I keep thinking itβs going to get old and stale. But it isnβt yet.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
It used to be uncontroversial that separation of powers was good and fascism was bad. I would not be the least bit surprised if they came out with some βboth sidesβ βfree speech equivalenceβ bull shit about slavery.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I absolutely love what newsomβs social team is doing, but dems should have been doing this the whole time. We only help the media normalize him when we treat him like a normal president.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This beautiful super skinny stray mama has been coming to my patio a few times a day to eat for a couple of weeks now. Sheβs finally starting to gain a little bit of weight. If she brings her babies, Iβll foster them until we can find them good homes. #caturday
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I donβt love Newsom, but I canβt get enough of this!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I teach free non-credit ESL classes for immigrants and refugees. I never thought of my job as fighting fascism until now. Iβll be participating in the Big Freeze at every opportunity.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
The more it is ridiculed, the better.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Sandwich > TACO
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Now letβs show those posts next to all the white J6ers who were pardoned.
Fruitbat (@fruitbat1111.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When all you have is a hero sandwich, be a sandwich hero.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to squabble up.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This news conference is pretty fucking great. @governor.ca.gov www.youtube.com/live/io2Hutl...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
And it sounds absolutely appalling on the first read.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
With a press that actually did its job, this would be a main story every day. #project2025 project2025.observer/en
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
The Fantasy Island reference about killed me.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds like George RR Martin versus Brandon Sanderson. Except I hope we actually get an end to Severance. Iβve given up on ASOIAF.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I canβt imagine. That would have been rough. S2 ending is not such an intense cliffhanger.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow? Iβd say more like everyhow.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Finally watching Severance. βDevour feculenceβ is my new favorite phrase.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
The entire operation is corrupt and hateful and dumb,
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Fucking media canβt get it right, ever. βCracking downβ on international students? WTF?! You donβt crack down on legal activities, dumbasses. This is just another fascist attack on our educational institutions, which depend on international student tuition. ground.news/article/kore...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Rarely does a headline make me laugh this hard. ground.news/article/trum...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
This is creepy as hell. Women can feel that distinct mixture of fear and vulnerability that comes from being watched like this just by reading this story,
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
I canβt believe this isnβt getting more coverage. Ground News had 4 sources. #HungerStrike ground.news/article/alli...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This is the way @governor.ca.gov
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Great to have faces to go with the very familiar and distinct voices.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
If I were still talking to maga connections, I would have to start talking to them in this manner. βYouβre too ANGRY and STUPID and POLITICAL Youβre a TOTAL LOSER, and our country is paying the price.β And EPSTEIN! EPSTEIN! EPSTEIN!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
100% And donβt stop at 5!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Every time I read or hear βdoesnβt align with the administrationβs priorities,β I replace administrationβs priorities with regimeβs racism or regimeβs bigotry or regimeβs greed or regimeβs cruelty, depending on the context. I would love to actually hear this out loud @dailybeanspod.com
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
CBS agreed to install a βbias monitorβ answerable to the orange dictator. Fuck PSKY forever. Time to invest in DVDs of TNG. #paramount #colbert @cbsnews.com youtu.be/-B_igzuw-eQ?...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like itβs *just* an advisory in Santa Monica.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Nice nod to Stephen Colbert @pbsnews.org youtu.be/XmC8uaon8SY?...
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Dropkick Murphys Warped Tour Long Beach
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
In other words, he needs a win to get people to stop talking about Epstein. Funny it isnβt his usual 2 weeks. ground.news/article/trum...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Funds being released. Thank you @angrystaffer.bsky.social !
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
That PSA in the South Park episode was numbered 1 of 50. The contract renewal includes 50 new episodes. I canβt wait for the other 49 PSAs.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This South Park episode is amazing.How did I not notice those portraits the first time?!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Education funds released! Thank you to everyone who pressured their electeds!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even trying to hide their disdain for democracy anymore.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Watch every second of this. Our worst fears are here. With Trumpβs new bill, the police state is no longer loomingβitβs official. Expect more raids on a massive scale, shattered families, and a brutal crackdown on humanitarian protections.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
And her laugh. I mean come on.
Karen K. Ho (@karenho.bsky.social) reposted
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish for congressionally appropriated funds to be released, so Iβll have a job in August.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
@betoorourke.bsky.social was on fire on @pbsnews.org tonight. youtu.be/cIftlJFYu6I?...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Pissed at Paramount? Have you seen this episode of The Rehearsal? Seems like a good time to watch/rewatch it (on HBO of course). #paramount #therehearsal m.imdb.com/title/tt3593...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
How about we pay teachers? Congressionally appropriated education funds that were supposed to be dispersed July 1st are still being held unconstitutionally.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
.JFCπ
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
And that person needs to just move their bedroom downstairs already.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
You are my absolute favorite account after just a few days, but holy hell this has me bawling!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he leaves them with a crap ton of those bs lawsuits and then his entire audience leaves with him. Then I hope he starts a maga Colbert report type thing. Far away from corporate media.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
100% I donβt care whatβs on Paramount, Iβll never subscribe to them again,
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
This episode was phenomenal! @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social #andor youtu.be/SUUw-UfK64Q?...
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
That is my catβs current favorite toy.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Love the nod to Nemik.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for sharing yet another important insight into PSLF and the impact of unbearable student loan debt.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! This is how itβs done!
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
There is hope.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
I love love love your process for choosing a new companion β£οΈπ
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Cool. All I want to know is who does @the-satanic-temple.bsky.social endorse?
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Cristian Nationalists stealing from the poor:
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Canβt wait to hear @johnfugelsang.bsky.social address this bull shit on Friday.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Jfc. Talk about clueless and out of touch.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Celebrating the 4th with a third bingeing of Andor.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure would be nice if there were other days available than Wednesday nights.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. It was gross.
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
My favorite sign today read: Hey ICE. Go google βgestapo.β #AbolishICE
Kung Fu Cat Lady πββ¬ (@kungfucatlady.bsky.social)
Damn I love Fugelsang Fridays on @dailybeanspod.com. Who knew this atheist would ever eagerly await the biting wit and clear moral perspective of a Christian speaker each week?! Iβm a wee bit smitten with @johnfugelsang.bsky.social.