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@kuriva.im

spaghetti doctor. could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team he / him / tema

created May 3, 2023

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Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked

16/9/2025, 12:05:41 PM | 2169 376 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

he wants police officers to bash the heads of people they arrest against the doorframes of their squad cars!

16/9/2025, 4:47:49 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

have you seen "Cracker" starring Robbie Coltrane?

16/9/2025, 4:26:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted reply parent

it was obvious trump would turn the federal government’s guns on the times. it wasn’t even subtle. but the family who controls the times were more outraged by a chilly relationship with a dem president than with a tyrant who will, if he has the chance, fucking destroy them, and they deserve it.

16/9/2025, 4:24:13 AM | 312 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

so are we in agreement yet that "The Loss" by Mares of Thrace is album of the year? #doommetal #postmetal

16/9/2025, 4:22:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

if her lyrics are even 10% more subtle than Carman, she may just sincerely believe her music is secular

16/9/2025, 4:13:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

still less obnoxious than Dennis Miller

16/9/2025, 4:02:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

I am hyped to see these guys performing tomorrow night youtube.com/watch?v=iqwX...

16/9/2025, 3:52:54 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

if the Steelers did skip the moment of silence, I will grudgingly but gladly tip my hat to the Rooneys

16/9/2025, 3:33:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I'm pretty confident it's mostly policy, in the sense that even some people who don't agree with his particular policy preferences seem excited by the prospect of a guy with actual preferences instead of just focus-grouped bullshit

16/9/2025, 3:29:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

the rem feed is the real goat makes it easier to avoid missing another certified rem poste

16/9/2025, 3:19:58 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

hyped to see you guys tomorrow night at The Depot (please play "Motorcycle Witches"!)

16/9/2025, 3:11:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

Tom Brady getting to pretend he's apolitical despite having a locker full of MAGA stuff, and getting plum commentary gigs despite being an atrocious color man (as well as being part-owner and advisor for a team, conflicts of interest be damned), feels like a very apt microcosm of these days

16/9/2025, 2:52:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I can think of no better way to celebrate the screamiversary than by screaming without end

15/9/2025, 8:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aubrey Gilleran (@aubreygilleran.bsky.social) reposted

This is what David Brooks meant when he said a conservative had texted him that Kirk was their George Floyd. They didn't mean that Kirk was a victim of a profound injustice. In the conservative mind, Floyd was used as a symbolic pretext to reorient society. They want to use Kirk that way.

15/9/2025, 6:31:01 PM | 1784 508 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I certainly hope they don't drive you into a crippling... *rolls dice* ...saltwater taffy addiction

15/9/2025, 8:44:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

the bad guys in Hot Fuzz wore black hoods to their meetings; the ones here prefer to wear white

15/9/2025, 7:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

yeah go for it

15/9/2025, 6:15:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

understandable

15/9/2025, 5:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

ok gotcha yeah I don't know what would be a better shorthand, maybe congressional dems? (which is of course even longer than 'federal dems')

15/9/2025, 5:37:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

there's also the classic relationship trope of one partner who was diagnosed decades ago and the other who is a walking, talking screening checklist but has never been dxed

15/9/2025, 4:42:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

(Michael doesn't realize DC has no senators)

15/9/2025, 4:35:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

yeah, just open the door and check the sticker

15/9/2025, 3:49:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

Montgomery Burns looking at the tape of his stock ticker:
15/9/2025, 1:27:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

hats off to her

15/9/2025, 1:05:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

this is how I learned she cooked her brain

15/9/2025, 12:58:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

"Let's go Os"?

15/9/2025, 12:56:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

and if that's not enough, you also have to worry about the jerkraptor

15/9/2025, 3:35:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

hey, one truly great thing happened in this timeline

15/9/2025, 3:29:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I was in the process of typing out something encouraging when they muffed that punt return, good lord

15/9/2025, 3:17:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

Priss and the Replicants, "Konya wa Hurricane" from Bubblegum Crisis

15/9/2025, 3:14:52 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

penalty on the o line *and* an interception on the same play, yikes

15/9/2025, 3:10:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I was thinking of John Hussey

Getty stock photo (credit: Icon Sportswire) of NFL referee John Hussey angrily calling a delay of game penalty against the Detroit Lions
15/9/2025, 3:05:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

many new yorkers are asking, "kathy who-chul?"

15/9/2025, 2:56:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

came here to say this, great fuckin song

15/9/2025, 2:54:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

who's the ref who's always simmering with rage and never shows his upper teeth

15/9/2025, 2:52:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

they may take our lives, but they'll never take our jade eggs

15/9/2025, 2:49:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I'm old enough to remember when Flanders had beer on tap in his basement

15/9/2025, 2:41:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

at least tell me it's going to be a thursday or something like that

15/9/2025, 2:39:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

what's your take on x-men 2099?

15/9/2025, 2:24:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted

My fave thing here is they had to word the law to avoid the singular they

14/9/2025, 11:40:23 PM | 122 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

I don't know why people are giving all those incorrect answers in a world where kvass exists

15/9/2025, 1:48:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

we very specifically and over decades had earned a reputation for being a place where you could come and study or work and be treated ~fairly rather than tyrannically. that reputation was a big deal. I hope in time we can rebuild it.

14/9/2025, 10:17:54 PM | 378 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

These guys are claiming Kirk as a nazi. I'm curious, from the right's perspective, is this unacceptable criticism, of the type that's getting liberals fired from their jobs, or is this honoring his legacy?

14/9/2025, 8:45:42 PM | 2875 855 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

Pacino is good but he doesn't hold a candle to Williams

14/9/2025, 8:10:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

He is phenomenal in Insomnia

14/9/2025, 8:09:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

hbd πŸŽ‚

14/9/2025, 7:18:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

MARLON ON 4TH DOWN DON'T GO FOR AN INTERCEPTION

14/9/2025, 7:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

WEHT DLRO QSSI ERAU

14/9/2025, 7:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

that flag should not have been picked up imo

14/9/2025, 7:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

it's kind of funny that he looks more comfortable running at age 40 than he did at the end of his time in Baltimore, when he was clearly still haunted by that knee injury

14/9/2025, 7:11:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

lmao replay stepped in?

14/9/2025, 7:08:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

what are you doing, Marlon 😠

14/9/2025, 7:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

which is precisely why everyone at ICE and DHS will go out of their way to blame the local dumbass while pretending they were the *real* victims

14/9/2025, 7:06:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Black (@hurricanexyz.bsky.social) reposted

Related to this, I think an underappreciated aspect of the "political violence" Discourse is that politics IS violence! The state is an instrument of violent coercion Now, what we call "political violence" is bad because it threatens to break the seal on the State Of Nature Which Is A State of War

14/9/2025, 6:45:29 PM | 78 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Formerly FoxForceFlacco (@bmoreorless.bsky.social) reposted

Counting the playoffs, Derrick Henry has fumbled in 3 straight games Would be cool if he stopped doing that

14/9/2025, 5:49:00 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

it's an especially reasonable and necessary position to take when SCOTUS has given its blessing to explicitly racially based mass "law enforcement" actions

14/9/2025, 5:39:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

one day, heaven willing, these onions will be ready

caramelized onions that are not caramelized enough
14/9/2025, 5:21:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

Yahoo is a bit late with last week's news

Yahoo Fantasy Football notification, from 17 hours ago: πŸ€• Injury C. Kirk's status changed from questionable to out!
14/9/2025, 4:51:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reposted reply parent

there are ways to keep busy until kickoff, my friend

ground sausage browning in a pan heirloom beans (Rancho Gordo chopped onions being sauteed in the pan where the sausage was browned
14/9/2025, 4:23:51 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

there are ways to keep busy until kickoff, my friend

ground sausage browning in a pan heirloom beans (Rancho Gordo chopped onions being sauteed in the pan where the sausage was browned
14/9/2025, 4:23:51 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

sadly it turns out that this does NOT mean Dan the Automator, Jennifer Charles, and Mike Patton released a follow-up to "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"

14/9/2025, 2:23:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

practice safe kink, everyone when tying someone spreadeagle, make sure to use those anti-static wrist straps

14/9/2025, 2:11:39 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

this group of republican partisans is court-shaped!

14/9/2025, 1:59:06 PM | 43 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

THE MALTESE FALCON (1941) was the *third* film adaptation of the novel!!!

14/9/2025, 5:56:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

also the soundtrack slapped

14/9/2025, 5:53:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

kind of a weird #lastfourwatched i suppose

MIAMI CONNECTION (1987) SATAN MET A LADY (1936) BARTON FINK (1991) MEAN STREETS (1973)
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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

SO MUCH SOAP

14/9/2025, 5:36:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reposted reply parent

I think a lot of people forget that Rocky LOST the big match in the first movie

14/9/2025, 1:16:32 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

and the triumph was that he went the distance

14/9/2025, 1:46:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I think a lot of people forget that Rocky LOST the big match in the first movie

14/9/2025, 1:16:32 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

I need to make a sauce reduction out of the crumbs and powder left over in the bottom of the bag

14/9/2025, 1:13:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

yes

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

Heavens

(from the film SATAN MET A LADY) a blonde woman in bed answers the telephone (a handset, not the kind with an earpiece and you talk into the base), saying
13/9/2025, 11:23:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benito Cereno (@benitocereno.bsky.social) reposted

When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point

From the NYT newsletter: β€’
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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

are you clerking for john roberts the second time anna nicole smith's husband's probate case reached scotus supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...

13/9/2025, 10:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

took me far too long to realize you were not in fact talking about Gore Vidal

13/9/2025, 10:20:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

he even sounds insincere talking about his favorite simpsons lines for heaven's sake

13/9/2025, 8:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im)

happy caturday

a floofy gray cat with a wrinkled ear and bedhead looks at the camera with a piercing gaze, one green eye brilliant in a sunbeam, the other eye in shadow
13/9/2025, 4:39:30 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

jerry is why pivot tables were invented

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

also sludge/doom, don't forget to crank up some Temptress temptressofficial.bandcamp.com/track/into-m...

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the
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Doug Feith gave Iraq a paragraph 58 for the 21st century

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted

Really something to watch that Atlantic editor begin by scolding people for being disrespectful of Charlie Kirk, admit she had no idea what he said, attack people quoting him directly in the Times for not providing context, and then provide context that doesn’t change the meaning.

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or perhaps en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_Nu...

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OT2024 somehow keeps getting worse

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

when, exactly, were "the days when everyone was always in danger of getting canceled unless they could prove their bona fides by canceling the next guy" ?

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paging @fullstorybaltimore.tours

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Profile picture Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted

This vision of liberalism requires Black people to accept their humanity will always be a matter of β€œdebate.”

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hey @edgeofsports.bsky.social and @elienyc.bsky.social does Jason need to subscribe to The Nation?

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how many messages from you is the dr who ordered the scan going to wake up to?

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Profile picture yoshimi red (@yoshimired.bsky.social) reposted

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

"hurt" or "hort"? (important)

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

absolutely agreed, it flew by for me as well but I think if he'd had to fully narrate EVERYTHING instead of giving a brief gloss of the stuff that happened during the coma, he would have gotten bogged down like crazy

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

how many consecutive times have you rewound the same 90 seconds of the podcast while saying "THIS time i will pay attention"

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Profile picture π•œπ•¦π•£π•šπ•§π•’π•šπ•ž 𓃠 (@kuriva.im) reply parent

normally I despise the "protagonist is in a coma so the story jumps way ahead" gambit, but I make an exception for 11/22/63 because otherwise the book would have been 8000 pages

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oh neat, I had assumed the soap gene was an all-or-nothing deal, didn't realize there was a nonzero acceptable cilantro level

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Ralph Wiggum telling his parents:
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Ralph Wiggum telling his parents:
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cilantro (Y/N)?

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