lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
spaghetti doctor. could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team he / him / tema
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view profile on Bluesky lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
he wants police officers to bash the heads of people they arrest against the doorframes of their squad cars!
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
have you seen "Cracker" starring Robbie Coltrane?
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted reply parent
it was obvious trump would turn the federal governmentβs guns on the times. it wasnβt even subtle. but the family who controls the times were more outraged by a chilly relationship with a dem president than with a tyrant who will, if he has the chance, fucking destroy them, and they deserve it.
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im)
so are we in agreement yet that "The Loss" by Mares of Thrace is album of the year? #doommetal #postmetal
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
if her lyrics are even 10% more subtle than Carman, she may just sincerely believe her music is secular
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
still less obnoxious than Dennis Miller
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I am hyped to see these guys performing tomorrow night youtube.com/watch?v=iqwX...
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
if the Steelers did skip the moment of silence, I will grudgingly but gladly tip my hat to the Rooneys
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I'm pretty confident it's mostly policy, in the sense that even some people who don't agree with his particular policy preferences seem excited by the prospect of a guy with actual preferences instead of just focus-grouped bullshit
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
the rem feed is the real goat makes it easier to avoid missing another certified rem poste
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
hyped to see you guys tomorrow night at The Depot (please play "Motorcycle Witches"!)
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im)
Tom Brady getting to pretend he's apolitical despite having a locker full of MAGA stuff, and getting plum commentary gigs despite being an atrocious color man (as well as being part-owner and advisor for a team, conflicts of interest be damned), feels like a very apt microcosm of these days
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I can think of no better way to celebrate the screamiversary than by screaming without end
Aubrey Gilleran (@aubreygilleran.bsky.social) reposted
This is what David Brooks meant when he said a conservative had texted him that Kirk was their George Floyd. They didn't mean that Kirk was a victim of a profound injustice. In the conservative mind, Floyd was used as a symbolic pretext to reorient society. They want to use Kirk that way.
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I certainly hope they don't drive you into a crippling... *rolls dice* ...saltwater taffy addiction
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
the bad guys in Hot Fuzz wore black hoods to their meetings; the ones here prefer to wear white
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
yeah go for it
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
understandable
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
ok gotcha yeah I don't know what would be a better shorthand, maybe congressional dems? (which is of course even longer than 'federal dems')
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
there's also the classic relationship trope of one partner who was diagnosed decades ago and the other who is a walking, talking screening checklist but has never been dxed
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
(Michael doesn't realize DC has no senators)
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
yeah, just open the door and check the sticker
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ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
hats off to her
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
this is how I learned she cooked her brain
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
"Let's go Os"?
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im)
and if that's not enough, you also have to worry about the jerkraptor
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
hey, one truly great thing happened in this timeline
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I was in the process of typing out something encouraging when they muffed that punt return, good lord
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Priss and the Replicants, "Konya wa Hurricane" from Bubblegum Crisis
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
penalty on the o line *and* an interception on the same play, yikes
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
many new yorkers are asking, "kathy who-chul?"
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
came here to say this, great fuckin song
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
who's the ref who's always simmering with rage and never shows his upper teeth
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
they may take our lives, but they'll never take our jade eggs
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I'm old enough to remember when Flanders had beer on tap in his basement
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
at least tell me it's going to be a thursday or something like that
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
what's your take on x-men 2099?
Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted
My fave thing here is they had to word the law to avoid the singular they
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im)
I don't know why people are giving all those incorrect answers in a world where kvass exists
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
we very specifically and over decades had earned a reputation for being a place where you could come and study or work and be treated ~fairly rather than tyrannically. that reputation was a big deal. I hope in time we can rebuild it.
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
These guys are claiming Kirk as a nazi. I'm curious, from the right's perspective, is this unacceptable criticism, of the type that's getting liberals fired from their jobs, or is this honoring his legacy?
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
Pacino is good but he doesn't hold a candle to Williams
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
He is phenomenal in Insomnia
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
hbd π
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MARLON ON 4TH DOWN DON'T GO FOR AN INTERCEPTION
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WEHT DLRO QSSI ERAU
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
that flag should not have been picked up imo
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
it's kind of funny that he looks more comfortable running at age 40 than he did at the end of his time in Baltimore, when he was clearly still haunted by that knee injury
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
lmao replay stepped in?
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what are you doing, Marlon π
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
which is precisely why everyone at ICE and DHS will go out of their way to blame the local dumbass while pretending they were the *real* victims
Robert Black (@hurricanexyz.bsky.social) reposted
Related to this, I think an underappreciated aspect of the "political violence" Discourse is that politics IS violence! The state is an instrument of violent coercion Now, what we call "political violence" is bad because it threatens to break the seal on the State Of Nature Which Is A State of War
Formerly FoxForceFlacco (@bmoreorless.bsky.social) reposted
Counting the playoffs, Derrick Henry has fumbled in 3 straight games Would be cool if he stopped doing that
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
it's an especially reasonable and necessary position to take when SCOTUS has given its blessing to explicitly racially based mass "law enforcement" actions
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
one day, heaven willing, these onions will be ready
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reposted reply parent
there are ways to keep busy until kickoff, my friend
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
there are ways to keep busy until kickoff, my friend
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im)
sadly it turns out that this does NOT mean Dan the Automator, Jennifer Charles, and Mike Patton released a follow-up to "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im)
practice safe kink, everyone when tying someone spreadeagle, make sure to use those anti-static wrist straps
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
this group of republican partisans is court-shaped!
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
THE MALTESE FALCON (1941) was the *third* film adaptation of the novel!!!
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
also the soundtrack slapped
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
SO MUCH SOAP
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reposted reply parent
I think a lot of people forget that Rocky LOST the big match in the first movie
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
and the triumph was that he went the distance
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I think a lot of people forget that Rocky LOST the big match in the first movie
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
I need to make a sauce reduction out of the crumbs and powder left over in the bottom of the bag
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
yes
Benito Cereno (@benitocereno.bsky.social) reposted
When youβre the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
are you clerking for john roberts the second time anna nicole smith's husband's probate case reached scotus supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
took me far too long to realize you were not in fact talking about Gore Vidal
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
he even sounds insincere talking about his favorite simpsons lines for heaven's sake
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
jerry is why pivot tables were invented
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
also sludge/doom, don't forget to crank up some Temptress temptressofficial.bandcamp.com/track/into-m...
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Doug Feith gave Iraq a paragraph 58 for the 21st century
CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted
Really something to watch that Atlantic editor begin by scolding people for being disrespectful of Charlie Kirk, admit she had no idea what he said, attack people quoting him directly in the Times for not providing context, and then provide context that doesnβt change the meaning.
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
or perhaps en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_Nu...
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
OT2024 somehow keeps getting worse
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
when, exactly, were "the days when everyone was always in danger of getting canceled unless they could prove their bona fides by canceling the next guy" ?
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
paging @fullstorybaltimore.tours
Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted
This vision of liberalism requires Black people to accept their humanity will always be a matter of βdebate.β
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
hey @edgeofsports.bsky.social and @elienyc.bsky.social does Jason need to subscribe to The Nation?
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
how many messages from you is the dr who ordered the scan going to wake up to?
yoshimi red (@yoshimired.bsky.social) reposted
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
"hurt" or "hort"? (important)
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
absolutely agreed, it flew by for me as well but I think if he'd had to fully narrate EVERYTHING instead of giving a brief gloss of the stuff that happened during the coma, he would have gotten bogged down like crazy
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
how many consecutive times have you rewound the same 90 seconds of the podcast while saying "THIS time i will pay attention"
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
normally I despise the "protagonist is in a coma so the story jumps way ahead" gambit, but I make an exception for 11/22/63 because otherwise the book would have been 8000 pages
ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
oh neat, I had assumed the soap gene was an all-or-nothing deal, didn't realize there was a nonzero acceptable cilantro level
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ππ¦π£ππ§πππ π (@kuriva.im) reply parent
cilantro (Y/N)?