Just a reminder of how much Stephen Colbert hates our country and how handsome that other guy is.
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Just a reminder of how much Stephen Colbert hates our country and how handsome that other guy is.
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I think he hates rainbows? This is all so problematic.
McSweeney's keeping it real w/ JAW. Telling the *hard* truth. (And I know that if I tried hard enough I could make a cozy place to hide from the world-- even in those speed bump abs)
Joke's on you, Hegseth. Harvey Milk never needed a big boat to be one of the biggest gay activists and political heroes in U.S. history. Put your floaties on and go back to your baby pool. #harveymilk #petehegseth #lgbtq
Governor Josh Shapiro, Senator John Fetterman, & all PA Democratic Elected Leaders, we want you out there, but not at the cost of your lives. Please, please be careful. ♥️🇺🇸 @pademocraticparty.bsky.social @fetterman.senate.gov @governor.pa.gov
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Reading is fundamental!
#pennstate
They write, "That 0.4% is an investment in the soul of Penn State and the heart of our land-grant mission to bring access to the university to people across the commonwealth. That 0.4% seems like a small price to pay for our soul." I guess that unless soul is a freebie, Old Main isn't interested.
...in an operation with a $10 billion budget that amounts to a 0.4% investment in the commonwealth. Not 4% but rather 4 tenths of 1 percent."
Jay Paterno, Ted Brown, Alice Pope, Randy Houston, and Jeff Ballou write in their op-ed ,"The data around the Commonwealth Campuses suggest that we are losing roughly $40-$50 million per year operating them. That seems like a big number but...
Penn State's constant insistence that it is pennies away from absolute destitution is absurd. That the answer to any financial shortfall should be to slash and burn Commonwealth Campuses which are the oft overlooked hubs of learning meant to reach as many Pennsylvanians as possible, is shameful.
Direct answers aren't Penn State's jam. Transparency is out of style; sidestepping is de rigueur.
Bees are not always furious! I'm glad that you noted the range of emotions they might have under trying circumstances. Thank you bees, for your cool under fire!
When you've got a full spread for your lunch break and your office smells like toenails and air freshener, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO? Hoping for leniency for this clever diner.
Look. This person is probably late on their taxes because they didn't have a table for their calculator, pencil, pen, and sorrow. Let them have the table for a day or two.
Brusdar Graterol did not attend the WH ceremony for the Dodgers. He’s injured but could have still gone, it was his choice. He’s also Venezuelan and posted this today. 🤣💪🏼💙
Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.
BRING IT ON
One guy's wearing glasses, the other guy's contacts have rolled back into his brain.
My dog does it because she just has one brain cell rattling around in there and she enjoys that sort of activity.
Aww cute socks guys! This is what is called soft fascism. www.laprogressive.com/progressive-...
Tldr: @johnminbiole.bsky.social got chatgpt to rant and swear about the state of the union with very prompting. Read on...
Relatable.
I feel you, Pippa.
Ha! I was ready for a feature on James Woods doing some Field of Dreams boyhood fantasy reboot.
I'm still out of the loop about this season, but any player who says, "I didn’t really play baseball to be a star. I just play it because it’s fun." has my heart. Note to @mlb.com : Baseball is fun!
Greenland, have you even said thank you once? Ingrates.
Happy International Women's Day! May we all embody this energy today and always.
But have you said thank you once? This entire meeting?
The President of the United States is a traitor to America and Ukraine. Trump has betrayed America’s values and ended the era of Pax Americana. This is not an American Presidency, this is a coup.
Can someone explain how Trump's deranged attitude towards Ukraine squares with this? www.state.gov/united-with-...
Just look at the way Kamala was always flailing around screaming while Tim Walz insisted on being thanked for stuff! I'm so glad that a chunk of voters realized that Trump/Vance was "the lesser of two evils."
Kamala Harris isn't experienced enough to handle the presidency. Just a reminder.
As long as these two abusers are congratulated for the way they treat humans, they will become more emboldened, and as we know of domestic and child abuse perpetrators, become insatiably violent.
When I watched Trump and Vance going after Zelinskyy, I saw abuse. This is how parents emotionally and psychologically abuse children. They attempt to humiliate and shame, take away their child's voice, and withhold anything approximating respect and empathy.
We need to hear the truth, please. I teach college students who aren't understanding how big and devastating our loss (of you) is. This chaos is their normal and I/we need to *show* them. Thank you all for your work. #seecdc #fedstrong #pennstate
On behalf of all Americans, I thank you, you brilliant creature for making me smile. Thank you again.
We are Americans. We’re the most powerful nation on the planet. What defines us is not our power to dominate the weak. What demonstrates our character is not our capacity to traumatize the afflicted. What speaks our truth is not how we taunt, deride or belittle the embattled, broken or battered.
Hey Daily Beast, read the room.
“There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.” ― Elie Wiesel
Yet one more opportunity to thank all of the voters who "just weren't sure Harris has what it takes" for voting for a bullying ogre and his spiteful, bratty sidekick. No question she and Walz would be the epitome of class and generosity.
We're the bad guys. We've cast our lot with Russia, North Korea, and Iran. And we've shouted down the true hero in this battle, Volodymyr Zelensky. We've shamefully berated and bullied him.
Trump working hard to solve inflation
So soon?
Bro I feel you. I'm terrified about you getting this job too.
OMG I know what we can do! We can put veterans at risk *this* way!
All federal workers will shortly receive an email asking what they did last week — and that if employees fail to respond, it will be taken as a resignation, Elon Musk wrote in a post on X Saturday.
Remember when flyers were like CELEBRATE DIVERSITY! LOVE SEES NO COLOR! Those were some cute, perky times with festive fonts. Penn State's only printing in black and white now-- printer ink was in the NIH budget.
You don't have to call it "The Gulf of America!" You simply don't. The lovely Jim Acosta speaking truth to stupidity.
Fact. Guess who's getting a fancy hotel? That's right! It's Gaza!
Was my Sharpie-fueled act of resistance ("your shit doesn't work") referring to this parking meter or the presidency? You get no guesses. Guesses are waste, fraud, and abuse.
Oh hey you guys who didn't vote because you didn't feel good about Kamala Harris's position on Palestine! How you doin'? I mean, you sure showed her! Cool.
“You can’t negotiate and end to the war without Ukraine, ya jagoff.”
Less hollering at Democrats, more screaming at Republicans to get their heads out their asses and do the right fucking thing.
Less hollering at Democrats, more screaming at Republicans to get their heads out their asses and do the right fucking thing.
Not sure that the first is true; haven't we all been watching the History Channel for years? And second, yup, we do need "Ds" behaving as if it's a crisis, but the Republican dicks you speak of are all dying on their hills.
Andrew Bailey hasn't considered that it's just him who's getting shitty, slow service. Let's not jump the gun, pal. Starbucks workers know how to piss off a racist, misogynist jackass. Now sit down and enjoy your truck stop java.
My default mood, so I'm good to go.
Reason #164 why this country has lost its fucking mind.
A good diss track is art and they've been around since forever. MAGA utters a coherent "diss" since never.
Yes. Anti-intellectualism came from Americans paying close attention to bickering between academics.
The nation isn't reading this thread.
And academics are also rolling in piles of money, so lots of similarities.
You'll find this in English department faculty meetings. Goodwill galore!
"I have more of a comment than a question."
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