Time to put stones in our pockets and walk into the sea.
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Time to put stones in our pockets and walk into the sea.
This review really encapsulates it for me: “It would be too much to say that Fox has ended the reckless use of “pretentious” as a bludgeon against the unfamiliar, but whoever reads Pretentiousness will come away with a greater appreciation for art, ambition, exploration, and failure.” —Josh Cook
“The intellectually insecure drop the word ‘pretentious’ to shut down a conversation they don’t understand, when simply saying ‘I don't know’ or asking ‘Can you explain this?’ would be more gracious ways to admit to being in the dark.” This book was outstanding. Please read it. #booksky
It feels correct.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
I’m not, I ended up going to Emerson, but it was a very tough decision!!
I truly don’t understand how nobody else’s curls are bratty anymore.
Omg that silver placard was the branding when *I* was accepted to MassArt! Happy first day!
Getting out of therapy this morning and immediately booking Oh, Mary! with Jane Krakowski tickets is what makes *me* a self-care queen.
J’ai un nouveau prix !
I was literally there mere hours ago.
An underrated bop from TLC.
Cheerio 🤭
This is so wonderful to learn.
It just occurred to me that “My Strongest Suit” from Aida could be effortlessly snuck into The Devil Wears Prada musical with no lyric changes. I truly hope I learn that this is the case in two weeks.
Was about to call 911 to noise complain about the people behind me playing super loud angry music, but then it miraculously shifted to bossa nova. So as long as they keep playing Astrud Gilberto, I will refrain from alerting the authorities.
BBA* by Paris Hilton and Megan Thee Stallion *Bald Bitch Appetizers (Not pictured: architect of the best risotto ever and photographer Dana)
Was sat next to an “influencer” in the wild this evening, and I won’t say she RUINED my caviar service, but suffice it to say I thought twice about putting a photo of myself up on the internet advertising I went to dinner tonight before doing exactly that. #attentioneconomy
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Yes, you texted it to me last night. And I appreciated it so much that I decided to share it with the world.
Here’s hoping! 🤞🤞
Going to the jeweler today to appraise some things I have from my dad, and I found myself being extra meticulous about my grooming regimen before I went to bed as though I’m a down-on-her-luck widow putting on her Sunday best before going to pawn her wedding ring in a Merchant Ivory film.
Stop blaming the entire trans community for the commission of a single crime. Yes, it's horrific. But if we blamed an entire group of people for the crime of one, we'd be arresting every middle-aged white pastor, minister, and priest for pedophilia.
Louche.
I love this queen.
INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
Sitting back at my desk is being made much more palatable with some of the endless parade of gorgeous flowers loved ones have been sending the past couple of weeks. I’m the luckiest.
Happy #NationalDogDay from the sweetest little boy who still hates the beach. #freddiemylove
London. The reservation site made me check a box acknowledging that I had reviewed their dress code and children policy, which I found (for lack of a more suitable term) arousing.
Please make this standard for every restaurant everywhere.
The handsomest baby in the entire world wishes you a very merry Sunday evening. #freddiemylove
In today’s edition of “People I’ve Been And Am No Longer,” feast your eyes on this #FarrahFawcett #twink.
But her emails!
He’ll fix you a drink that’ll bubble and foam. #bosarts #thewiz #broadwayinboston
sneaking suspicion im running out of time to be a child prodigy
Nevertheless, she* persisted** *Me *Polished the fuck out of this gnarly tarnished silver box til it shone like the top of the Chrysler Building
Come on Jasmine Masters
Air Canada's Route Map, 1967 archived by Brandon Chan #PeoplesGDArchive #GDHistory #AirCanada
Working *extra* hard to do so!
The way this face is making eye contact with the hot dad behind the camera in the Sears photo studio.
Cleaning out my dad’s stuff, so…tag yourselves.
God dammit this movie is so beautifully made.
I’ve had my eye on that Donald Judd book for a while!
I'm: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢
“Here come the Jesus people.” Lilias White, The Life
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It’s actually chaise *longue*, but I don’t expect House Beautiful to understand that.
Well, some news…
I have ALWAYS been GOOPED AND GAGGED by “Oh my god she wrote this!”
Keith Haring
I thought they were playing snooker.
That moment when you, a queen, come across another queen, and discuss how best to maximize your joint slay
What’s next? Caroline Astor wears a Poiret harem pants gown?
The way I just watched an hour of Downton Abbey plot points set in 1880s Newport…
I love you #GildedAge but JFC Julian, reheating your nachos much? Evil queer villains teaming up? Proposals outside on the terrace? Men not trusting their wives are doing the right thing?
Act a fool, girl.
Growing up on the South Coast, these were a staple. I always get too many when I’m home visiting to make up for the lack here in Boston.
Andrea Trabucco-Campos and team have designed an updated visual direction for the 71st edition of the Williamstown Theatre Festival, one of the most prestigious festivals in the US, with over seven decades of helping to shape the American theater. www.pentagram.com/work/william...
This is rich. 🤣
I’m going next month and I couldn’t be more excited.
While AIDS denialism and revisionism take many different forms, one of the most common is suggesting that HIV may not be the true cause of AIDS. By that metric, Kennedy has engaged in overt denialism.
I made Howard pay for what he wants. You made him pay for what he didn’t want!
“If anything I wear doesn’t please Stephen, I take it off.”
Francis Cugat’s brief sojourn in New York would prove career-defining when, in 1924, he was commissioned to create the cover for Fitzgerald’s then-unfinished novel. He was offered $100 for the job.
I *love* a tall x-height!!!
How do _you_ beg for treats? #freddiemylove
But would he have refused to read the sponsorship message leading to the dissolution of the entire podcast network?
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.
My most important appointment of the week. #bosarts
What you're describing is exactly what makes me wary of AI tools.
Sorry I can’t come to the phone, my child is having a dream. #freddiemylove
My celebrity therapist.
The Bravo universe crossovers on RHOC are wild
Yves Saint Laurent in Marrakech
What Happened When Their Art Was Banned
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Oh there was not a single redeeming thing about it. The direction, while terrible, was there among the $5 set, bad costumes, terrible book, and confused songs.
Because, famously, the direction was the only problem with this production.
I need to know everything about Janine and her…… hair.
Between Mrs. Forte’s temperance meetings and Miranda’s foolish caricature of alcoholism, WHY WILL HBO NOT LET CYNTHIA NIXON HAVE A FUCKING DRINK? #ajlt #gildedage
I spent my first one of those post-separation AT my cousin’s wedding…alone. We can do hard things!
“The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into.”
You look great in that Christopher Kane knockoff.
RIP Tom Lehrer ❤️
In my debut for @theatlantic.com, I wrote about the disappearance of cultural listings from major New York media outlets, and what it portends for artists, audiences, institutions, and journalists. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
I didn’t know unexpected guests were a possibility! I’ll see you tomorrow!! 🥳
Fame is such a prison, I can’t even shower without my private security in the bathroom with me. #freddiemylove
I miss when we all dressed like we’d be imminently going into space.
Last week, Prime Video was like “We think you’d love Not Without My Daughter,” and I was like “WHERE did this come from?”
And so and so and so and so And the guests chatter
