Drove for so long my ass bones hurt
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Drove for so long my ass bones hurt
For sugar tits, it's never specified what type of sugar. Brown? Powdered? White?
If your foreplay isn't long enough for an intermission, you're not sexy timing right
Had a 16oz ribeye for dinner and am currently in a semi-food coma. If you were going to commit a crime against me, now is the time
Ahhh dang! That stinks!
@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social are we drafting for fantasy?
Wearing volleyball shorts as a way to seduce you
Driving back to Chicago tonight... need Playlist recommendations
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Ooo, I like that. I love soup. It's almost soup season now. I cannot wait
Oh god... what type of tat do you want and where?
Just need to figure out what a "tat" is
Oh, last time I spoke to them, I thought it was Charlene who was getting the silent treatment? Interesting... well Charlene can meet Burt or Booba-fet and make Agnes jealous
Gotcha, Charlene sounds fun. My left is Burt Macklin and right is Booba-fet
Oh yeah, whichever you want. Can I choose, or is it dealers choice?
We could mutually exchange my tat for your tit and vise versa.
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I give you tat, you give me tit?
Send noodles
The only good part of driving to Indy from Chicago at night (besides no traffic) is the giant windmill farm and it's glowing red lights making it look like there is an alien invasion just north of Lafayette
Drove 3hrs and 30min to my parents tonight for my dad's birthday. Is he worth it? No. Do I get St. Elmo's steakhouse for dinner tomorrow? Yes. So it works out
Repost with a character who would make an excellent shitposter
@jowrotethis.bsky.social any plans for you to do a Midnight Mass pod this spooky season? Maybe wi @vanlathan.bsky.social or @robmahoney.bsky.social ?
Even more of a reason not to visit that state. What a bunch of lunatics.
What will be more embarrassing, my search history or my calculator history?
Looks like
If ICE comes to Chicago, Brandon Johnson should schedule "emergency" bridge repairs and close off The Loop.
If Trump dies, will the rest of MAGA fall to Ă la White Walker style?
Did the left hip tell you this?
Jesus: Come, follow me and I will make you fishers of men Sirens and Mermaids: Hell yeah, brother
Making only moot points since 1989
Texas fans 🤝 People from Saint Louis Trying to convince you that Arch is good
Sorry for the things I said when I became temporarily self-aware
So... is he really dead or is this wild speculation?
First stage of joy is shitposting
Boob holsters
*mass extinction event* Me, opening my refrigerator
He'll be sold in 2 years for €45M for some unknown reason
I had Thai Spicy drunken noodles last night and it made my head sweat. It was glorious. I agree though, if it makes it hard to eat, it's too spicy
I know a lot of Academics who thought The Chair with Sandra Oh was a great representation of academia at the moment
Season 2 trailer dropped earlier this week. Looks like it's going to be incredible again. Releasing in January
I love Thai Spicy food. I don't care that it hurts me, I love it
I don't think JD out ranks Trump in evil, therefore probably not scared of him
Doesn't look like a shithole in need of the national guard
Doris deserves better
Still haven't had coffee. Somehow not dead
The long Midwestern fuse has been burnt out
Smells like weed on the train this morning...
Hard to take my mental health break half hour when I see the news coming out of Minneapolis. Those poor babies, their families and their community. Makes me want to cry. This will never stop. Republicans love death and cruelty
Good morning, hope you have a beautiful day
Perfect
Dems flip Iowa’s first state senate district, break GOP supermajority in Des Moines www.siouxlandproud.com/news/your-lo...
I don't think I actually liked spicy food growing up, I just used it as a way to not have to share my food with my family and grew to love it over time
Says the voice in my head
@marisaswifty.swifties.social
Can we convince ICE and the National Guard to take Lower Wacker when they come to Chicago? I think that road itself will defeat them
Windows open in my office and it's currently 62° in here. Perfection
Anyone want to come inject my brain stem with a dark roast? Last night was the worst sleep I've had in quite some time.
Glorious day today
The millennial urge to make and consume puppy chow
The millennial urge to make and consume puppy chow
My happy place
Zohran’s campaign is aggressively millennial and I mean that in the best most complimentary way possible. This is good stuff.
Child labor laws don't apply to soccer
I watched 3 soccer games today and haven't had a beer. I think that might be a sin
Tell me you're from the Midwest without telling me you're from the Midwest
Joao and Delap is SPICY
Anyone else call their dog a "big booty hoe" or is that just me?
Love a cackle!
... because we will all be dead
"Thinkers" You mean Nazi Youth?
This morning's mood in a nutshell.
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
Next slide, please Me, to my anxiety every night
I understand that. It does get to feel normal eventually. It doesn't feel nice to be the only one putting in any effort. Pretty sure my therapist has heard me talk about this too much.
Next slide, please Me, to my anxiety every night
Beautiful day
Genuinely enjoy my job. This is the first time in my career that I've actually been happy and am excited to log on for the day. Meaningful work truly can help your mental health
Explosive butts > ice aged butts
It petrifies wood
Agreed!
Adorable
She was radiant
Yeeeesssssssss
Therapy would solve so many problems