Sometimes the "but the other guy is shittier" argument needs to be reevaluated. As in, somehow we need to stop nominating "slightly less shitty" candidates.
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Sometimes the "but the other guy is shittier" argument needs to be reevaluated. As in, somehow we need to stop nominating "slightly less shitty" candidates.
The guy who thinks there's a basement at Comet Ping Pong in DC weighing in on "tariffing" phone calls... and he's octupled down on his stupidity in his own replies.
Show cause response: Wednesday didn't reply 'cause' we have contempt for the judiciary.
I hope your (soon to be 'illegal') vaccinations are up to date.
In Russia, upstairs windows are generally for full bodies, not pieces and parts.
"Come to me"
Also, schools may need to up their History course offerings.
I guess "shit goblin" is more of a 2017/2021 thing.
America's Mayor combing our highways and byways, eradicating the land of roadside domestic violence, struck down in the prime of his life.
Must've run out of ketchup.
We didn't have an official computer club, but I was the student the office always hunted down when they needed help getting the DECwriter acoustic coupler modem to connect to their mainframe TSO window. I milked that for a permanent "hall pass" of sorts that I definitely never ever abused.
And after the brainworm finishes its heroin trip.
Yeah, but a handful of rich people get richer, so it's all good.
Created from scratch, so not quite meme-ish, but it's all I've got.
Detritivorous leeches would make sense.
Making more time for those cemetary walks.
Reported
Any chance we can opt out and just spin a wheel instead?
Gonna have to extend the flagpoles so we can fly flags at 1-1/2 staff.
🎶 We didn't start the fire... 🎶
Schumer and Jeffries pursuing bipartisan fascism.
Saving assimilation for marriage?
Oh, we are!
Feature dancer at local strip club/dispensary, who famously once said "The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality of functions performed by private citizens" (at which point, she leaned forward to extract the folded dollar bill from a patron).
Yay! Democracy will now be saved.
Adolph's Germania plans taking shape
The ideological power grab squabbles will give way to the grifters looting everything not nailed down.
They don't seem to realize they're on an episode of Punk'd.
WARFIGHTERS performing a pincer move on a Starbucks cup.
But we've got "WARFIGHTERS!" (which probably make really good drone targets)
RFK, Jr's mere existence on this sphere has fucked up a lot of people's mitochondria.
I picked this using a Covert Companion Pro quad rake and gentle pressure-- "Revolt is the right of the people.”
Shooting, which definitely is a gun thing, is right there in the term mass shootings.
Hey, all you self-absorbed Neanderthal troglodyte CHUDs with your ID-driven impulses... it's the guns. It's THE FUCKING GUNS!
BOGO And Share Lunch With a "Friend"
Oh, good. We'll probably get a year of free credit monitoring as compensation.
What is the symbol of America if not a cracker leaning against a barrel?
Susan Collins was right. He definitely learned his lesson.*
Merit? More like sycophancy.
"The elites thought they could ride Hitler like a horse. But they soon discovered that they were the horse and that Hitler was the horseman." ... but 2025. www.historyextra.com/period/secon...
They're sure taking this Biden propaganda op a long way.
That's right. And Jeffries thinks it's his AIPAC overlords.
Keep painting that shit until the layers of paint are so thick that it doubles as a speed bump.
If there's one thing we know from modern medical science, it's that osteophytes (bone spurs) are definitely temporary, and usually go away on their own during peacetime.
That's not on the acceptable words list.
I definitely have no idea what you may be referring to, but we have a bottle of sparkling wine in the refrigerator... and we don't really drink.
In New York City, the Eric Adams scavenger hunt comes to you.
Sorry, but our online survey uses radio buttons, so only one litem can be selected. Thank you for your cooperation.
He thinks cartoon movies are scary? Wait until he has to ride a New York City subway.
"Would you rather have your big toe amputated or make out with Larry King for 15 minutes?"
Getting a birthday card from a guy who doesn't give a shit if you make it to 35.
Sméagol is decomposing.
Are the people saying these words with us in the room right now?
I like my mix of retribution and law to be easy.
Ghislaine Maxwell, who wants a pardon, who was charged with perjury, who lied during her proffer hearing, who apparently never saw the inappropriateness of grooming and having sex with underage girls says she never saw Trump "in any inappropriate setting."
More like 1990's Soviet oligarch-orchestrated voucher privatization, followed by loans-for-shares scheme. Next up... asset stripping.
The haves really despise the have nots.
I'm gonna need you to tone down the rhetoric a bit.
1995 Soviet oligarch loans-for-shares scheme, redux.
These are the kitchen table issues that the electorate has been clamoring about.
Roberts has cemented his shameful legacy. May it forever be known as Roberts' Calvinball Court.
"Democracy" ... 'cuz there were other candidates.
[Dr. presenting the Ta'al] "Turn your head and cough."
There will never be anything that compares to the momentary catharsis that was banging an original IBM F/XT keyboard on the top of a Steelcase tanker desk until all the key caps had ejected themselves across the room (or until security arrived)... or so I am told.
Who possibly could have known? www.congress.gov/118/meeting/...
And tasty snacks.
ICE Barbie taking time away from shooting puppies to make America safer.
Turns out Azerbaijan (or something like that) has a long-standing beef with Albania too! #StableGenius
So, as a professional briber (a briberista?), do you gross up your rate to cover the bag of chips?
"And now I will retire to my sitting room, where I shall relax atop my favorite couch."
Remember when, after 35 years of Consent Decree required to keep the Republican Party from active voter suppression and intimidation? Know what they started ramping up the day after? And now we are here. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
They just need to post more baseball bat pics. Also, keep unceasingly parroting AIPAC rhetoric. This is the way.
Adams admin supporting local journalism www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
[demure wink at camera, mouthing silently "call me."]
Well, it's true he wasn't captured, so...
He got this idea from lobbyists for Big Glove.
ACK
This is the couch fucker's "hang Mike Pence" moment.
I think I know which adjective is missing.
Why they need glasses?
Yet you keep calling me a "socialist" because I want the social security benefits I actually contributed to all my working life.
His corporeal self will be perpetually swimming in urine saturated dirt, which I think he might have actually enjoyed in life.
... listening intently to the Ted Nugent podcast.
That AI ain't gonna feed itself.
"We'll have tea atop the Ivan the Great Bell Tower."
Or, even just wearing an ill-fitting helmet.
Pitchman always be closing.
Who wore it better?
Trying to bring back the "good old days" when only white male property owners got to vote.
Oopsie. Big Lie costs money. Maybe you should stop. www.npr.org/2025/08/18/n...
I look forward to all that free credit monitoring we're gonna be getting.
Get something? How about get the fuck out? (You too, Rubio.)
The fallacy of Marianas Trench-level sunk costs.
