Damn it Jillian Once again you exist to thwart me
The kind of person who says bless you when a cat sneezes. Mostly a beta, occasionally a writer. Gen XY. SALS, DLDR, and so forth. Be excellent to each other. All ships welcome. 🐢⚔️🦀 #ofmd follow at own risk of seeing silly/nsfw fandom things!
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Damn it Jillian Once again you exist to thwart me
YES IT DOES and like, I’d never take it away from anybody and it should exist and more of it too! But for ME it is the cilantro in the fic buffet
I’m sorry you’re going through it. Maybe there might be help once you find out about the next thing?
Love Sprizzy. Enjoyed the scene. But Daddy kink is a hard no for me. There are like three fics out there that I can read all the way through 🤣
I’m not done either, come sit in the shame corner with meeeee
Their objective (and indeed the objective of all fascists) is to harm you and to waste your time. By engaging with them, you permit them to do both. They are aware their arguments are frivolous and stupid, this is because they want to harm you and waste your time.
My grade 11 English teacher gave the same advice back in the 90s, and assigned us a ton of banned books to read. She was absolutely right. Books are banned because the ideas frighten someone in power.
Happy Dickfuck Day!
this is why I pay for photoshop
Collier de perles
stede wanted one last shot at the ghost of calico jack for good measure
Perhaps the most wholesome thing in Alaska news today is this giant cabbage named Post Office because its grower hoped it would deliver. www.adn.com/alaska-news/... #AlaskaSky
BIG
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
Ok, fair! I didn’t want to take up a code when I’m unlikely to come in often
Can you Discord dm me a pic?
Mystic beach 🌊
My newest for @mcsweeneys.net, I detail the ways in which your child should definitely, absolutely, positively not destroy their school issued Chromebook: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
Good lord. Good on you for getting yourself out of there.
Dual Roomba xkcd.com/3133/
![4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicowxulcoikrb7a7datbtfucl3yb2kfxjuoknszcvbrhjanpek7f4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Like Meredith on casual Friday
Hot balls make anyone cranky
Lovely!! But yeah I see what you mean, it’s pulling in a bit. Question - when you do your chains to equivalent a dc, do you do two or three? I found the patterns always say three but for me it needs to be two to blend in right. I also find that sometimes a chain-over-space needs to be tweaked
Yarrrrr me panties arrrrr scanty
Can I see the whole thing too? It’s a neat pattern! I’m curious
Fancy an all-you-can-eat salmon buffet? Then head on over to Katmai National Park and Preserve in Alaska. It's the salmon run season right now, and the waterfall is absolutely swarming with bears. They've all gotten so chubby from feasting. 🐻🧸 Yummy.. #nationalpark #bears #salmon #wildlife
I’m just imagining classic normal-world Blackbeard in this and I’m still enjoying it
What was Violet Beauregard’s real angle, I say?
Yeah but you’ll have to wear them all to get them through customs :(
SWAMP THE WOKE DRAIN
Solution: metal sheet plated magnetic tit wall* *no climbing please
OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE www.iflscience.com/deep-in-virg...
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
What does the pattern look like? And do they maybe mean skip one as well, like if there’s a lattice sort of pattern?
“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.
I’m very confused by what’s supposed to be happening on this round
Honestly, this may be one of the most important media graphs I've ever seen. The claim: Democrats keep using annoying words. The data: Republicans CLAIMS Democrats use them, which then becomes the narratives. Then centrists attack DEMS for things GOPer CLAIM they say, not GOP for making stuff up.
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Tell him to turn it back to bread and we’ll talk
#teamyaz on this one, sorry
I am afraid to ask if this is fannish
IYKYK
Also this m.youtube.com/watch?v=oKIi...
Yeah I only heard about the CaitVi thing, recently
Prince Ricky bribes Calico Jack with this to spill where Ed and Stede have disappeared to.
That’s where they got to!
Oooooh Chained Restrained Gotten all hot and bothered Squeegeed Bottled Profit?
Calico Jack wears this
Sink beneath the surface and let the ocean compose its symphony. In this special edition of Krill Waves Radio, classical music meets the untamed rhythms of Monterey Bay. 🐋🎻
On the plus side, a whole bunch of people want to pin them to a mast and leave them there all night? 🫂
I love that spin on the mutinies!
Happy place thoughts
Oh my god, Yaz!!
He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...
We got her, Yaz
Exactly
I knew you were lurking
Such small portions, cause everybody wants a piece (even Jillian)
Are the mRNA vaccines incredible? YES! Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No. Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES! Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES! Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES! Fund mRNA research!
Succulent Stedekabobs, 3 for $2
Poor Barclay
It’s really about keeping her as comfortable as possible as long as possible :( she’s the sweetest cat and I want her to have every good day. Thank you. 💚
like two raisins they were
I don’t know where you live, but some driving schools will let you use their car for the exam (and you can drive there with them to practice one more time, and they can drive you home if you don’t pass that try.)
Those are some very nice badgers!
I have a senior cat who is losing a lot of weight. The vet suggested microwaving it slightly, especially when out of the fridge for later in the day portions, to make it smell more appetizing for her. I misjudged the timing today.
How’s your day going I exploded cat food in my microwave Week’s off to a great start
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
Trust me, y'all need to watch this video
That’s huge!!! Great job!!
Whelp. Now I need to buy a t-shirt.
Loooooove reading Izzy slowly developing a fondness for Stede
Polaris ✨🏴☠️🦄 #IzzyHands #OFMDhandmade
While doing windmill dick
Steddyhands (E/I/S)
Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
Exasperated AND slutty. The whole package!
"both sides are bad" hey brother let's play a game, what's the difference between "masked government gangs violently attacking citizens in the streets" and "are too preachy sometimes"
Les Tits de la Mer
Love the shading on that thigh!
I would like to amplify this post by 1000x because Reuters f'd up this story to start with -- by falsely reporting that Costco would no longer carry mifepristone, when it never did -- and other news outlets ran with it and far-right legal groups are taking credit for something that didn't happen.
Why don’t the Green Dildo Coin promoters toss a green dildo toward a DC law enforcement official to build product awareness?
….well, at lead if it IS, it’s one recycling day away from being nearly solved?
Any cardboard boxes or plastic bags around? Magazines? Speaking from experience in my last house, we had a bag area which turned out to harbour a breeding ground we had NO idea about (warm, dry, zero food, 8’ off the ground, sealed doors) It can come from weird places. What haven’t you cleared out?
We should all be so lucky
YOOOO GALAXY TIER IN REAL TIME
GLOBAL orgy situation, thank you.
I like how Izzy’s talking to himself here, the way the screenshots line up Before and After
Crowdsource Bluetooth
That swallow is so cute! And I like the star-stomping cat 🤣
