me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards? librarian: stop talking
More cynical than you Unfollow if you hate golf Grower of many things🌱 Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens I watch the sports. All of them #AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙 Tell your cat, I said pspsps
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me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards? librarian: stop talking
I'm just going to send this instead of saying "I'm on my way" 😉 💙
One of them started making what I can only describe as the sound of a dog barking?? And then the other one responded with a sound kind of like a water droplet??? Absolutely wild, I totally get why ravens have such mythological significance in so many cultures
I hate parallel parking too, but sweet christ man, you could have just pulled directly into the spot your car is 4 feet long.
Always classy AF
Here are some more betterer skeetsmiths....shitposters if you will.
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We bought one of those and our cats love it so much!! That fluttering butterfly has so many puncture holes😂
Same!!
I was able to harvest a knuckle of ginger from our own plant for this recipe 🌱PEAK GARDENER NERD STUFF🤓
I have not. Might give that a go next year
#Royals decided to stink it up today 🚮
🌱Making elderberry syrup just became an all day ordeal Decided to dehydrate some bc the yield is LARGE 😬
My teen is gaming in their room and I'm catching up on this #Royals game She had a WOOO and I did toooooo
*in-person
C'mon DJT...got any more rants you can have in an-person presser or are you stroked out nonverbal??
More of this!!
Rose Rose sees things from a different perspective. #Caturday
Best life 🥹😻
IT PROTECTS WORKERS FROM BILLIONAIRES .
He's bed-ridden and still seething with hate for literally anyone
Lol
We had a few years without baby gates, but brought them back because our dogs needed boundaries. Now, we've had them so long that I just checked with my partner, and oldest teen, as to why we still even have them in place!!!
I'm thinking this lovely nature/art entity needs Mardi Gras beads
Doggie lunchable time
This offended 2 ppl enough to block me🥴
Forgot to post some nice boobs I found while golfing with @wesmoodykc.bsky.social
So good
This smart old girl thinks I'm gonna make her go potty outside in the dark one last time before bed #Ruby *Best doggie ever. Not one accident since that first year. Smart doggie problems.* Narrator: She did not make the beautifullest, most bestest doggie in whole life, whole entire world do that
WE DESERVE BETTER THAN FANDUEL (FORMER BALLY) FOR WATCHING LOCAL MLB 🚮
Sometimes I don't
Knowing the best ppl out there
I'll be across the coastal highway as the bog witch counterpart and your alibi
@factorone.bsky.social @motherofbeanz.bsky.social You guys. You can't make this timeline shit up
India 70's p0rn star new look #Royals #would
First day new job and I snagged my unicorn employment
This is some fucked up shit.
Damn. Pretty sure the cost of Thanksgiving turkey per pound is going to be nuts, too
Oh no. Ouch!!
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Not even you can steal my joy
Find you that someone who flicks the bird with you at every notable place y'all go 🤙
Omgggg, this gif. My girl!!!!😂
Chalk this disagreement into: Opinions are like assholes Everyone has one
I don't know man. I could say, hate the institution, not the game, not the player... But in golf hate eyes, we're all to blame for perpetrating the evil. Pick your poison, choose your devil. We're all consumers of something.
Answer: socks from the dryer know
Best rounds ever, 2 weeks in a row!! Never wasted time; not with you, the effort, or the overall better health, mental and physical.
My new general physician/internist wasn't at all judgemental of my skin suit, inner workings, or labwork Show me in gifs... 1. What 2 steps short of unicorn looks like 2. How I/you would feel about this achievement
Look at Mission Hills, OP, basically all of JoCo and it's Missouri side mirror image (Lee's Summit) of offenders of excessive water, fertilizer, weed/pest control usage. Fault one, fault all.
I get it, for your specific piece of place on earth. And I haven't watered my lawn once this year and my clover and other weeds are still green and lovely.
Preach.
This could be asked for by the community of their local govts. If they add a skate park, they can add some chipping and putting greens. However, even those who pay to play won't fix divots and leave it in as good as shape as they found it. For that alone, it dies.
Dad has already spent too much time getting the perfect video
The water use can be comparable to those residential areas and there's more of those than courses. Prohibitive cost is with sports in general. Two income families struggle to afford baseball gear for a committed kid. The class stratification stigma is real and needs to be changed. KCK is a gem, here
You KNOW he asked his doggie to stay behind the curtain and that lasted like 10 seconds🤣 When I was learning piano as a kid, my then cat would park it right next to me on the bench. Never missed a practice. I miss that cat so much
You know it was!!🤣
Classic. Turned my mood right back to all good
But really. Why is golf hate a thing? Is it the land maintenance? I get that to a point, but is a golf course any worse than any number of maintained residential, park, or business areas for their aesthetic desires? I like to golf. I don't spend a shitload on it. It's not sedentary behavior.
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I bought a bottle of Prosecco today. Ready for that news...
Praying isn't serving anyone but you
Thoughts and Prayers can no longer be accepted as a response Hold those elected accountable to the actions that can be taken bc no one has been doing a damn thing for 26yrs of school shootings
It's one of few things I'm kinda good at. Damn
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
This argument is an Absolute Cinema... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce #TravisSwift Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
This kid on CNN recounting the events of today's shooting to reporters This is what desensitized acceptance and their normal looks like IT'S ALWAYS THE GUNS AND NOW, YOUR DEVIOUS PUSH FOR CHRISTIAN THEOCRACY, YOU GOP ASSHOLES
Please TL MAKE HIM STOP I CANT 😭😭
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Yessir, please do!!
This wins
I’m not a huge Taylor fan, but my girls are. I saw that Charlie Kirk responded to her engagement to Travis Kelce by telling her to submit and be a good wife. She’s a billionaire. Travis is not. That tells you all you need to know. As a woman, you can never achieve enough success for them…
Uh oh.
It's always P R O J E C T I O N
Getting ready for the best best man ever
Is it?!?! That's funny. I'm not a pumpkin spice person but I love and epic takedown day
Rub their stupid noses in it. Plenty of subscribers from the swifties at this point. Haters can kick rocks
Yeah. His business advice is the best anyone's ever seen😑
Get your PTO in order for tailgating y'all @ramonadateman.bsky.social @ghostrunneron2nd.bsky.social @wesmoodykc.bsky.social @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social @missroyalkc.bsky.social @mutiny32.com @lightlyredacted.bsky.social
So, we're winning the season opener. Cool.
Sure do appreciate my dream guy. Glad I got to hug and kiss on him this morning 😍
Nice
The only ones who are mad about it have got to have their Venn incel circle nearly overlapping their fandom one
We needed some good news 🥹 💍 Love a good love story
Well said
someone even took my partner's decent mattress he brought over. It just makes more sense to make the effort to repurpose it all
Yep. I moved from that nonsense. Now, we have pickers driving around weekly, just before trash day. I put unwanted items by the stop sign all the time, somebody out there always has a use for it. Baby stuff, old ceiling fan, old garbage disposal, water heater...
Oh, they had it run by the police dept. No entry without proof of residency, must be dropping off items, check in, sign the log. Rules for days. They shut it down and pretty much gave the middle finger to anyone just trying to score some free shit. It is populated and run by alarmists.
The residents of the more affluent county I used to live in complained so much about pickers that my city in particular changed it from curbside pick up to designated drop off location only. Instead of every chance of repurposing/scrap metal collecting/free, it all went straight to the landfill
10mil purse on that one. Pretty darn nice
So cute!!
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
The crowd at Stop One of the Mamdani scavenger hunt!
#trucking 😅
No, but what a perfect evening for a concert! August is usually undoubtedly miserable, so that's going to be outstanding
By name alone, already sounding better than Quiet Riot
We are watching it fail in our lifetime
Unfortunately, he's the only one catching hearts and no one else has the cajones to step up