'Damn, when we were called TransFlower we had all these transsexuals taking pictures of our van and giggling. Then we changed it to FlorTrans and the same thing happened! We need a new name where this problem won't recur, like... i dunno, maybe...'
Alt to keep up with friends and let rip with my queer little brainfarts. Here for the dolls, other queers probably fine, all others are on sufferance
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'Damn, when we were called TransFlower we had all these transsexuals taking pictures of our van and giggling. Then we changed it to FlorTrans and the same thing happened! We need a new name where this problem won't recur, like... i dunno, maybe...'
haha yeah German kind of wrecks this pun, there's no way to do it! 'Dolls Blumen? Ja, ich hoffe, dass sie blühen!' although tbh by standards of German (at least German German) humour that's not bad
people thought i was taking a picture of the fiaker outside the Hotel Sacher. lol no I'm not some dumbass tourist I was taking a picture of the van behind it
this site has got me to the point where I wake up thinking 'haha Erika Hon-ecker would be a good display name for someone on bluesky' and i don't even need to bother checking, there are probably at least 7 trans girls using it already
my social circle involves remarkably few repeated first names, however I know several Sara(h)s who are all cis lesbians and several Tesses who are all trans ones. this probably only indicates my social circles are overwhelmingly lesbian and trans but it feels like it should be significant somehow
need corrective surgery in no small part so i can enjoy a superhot curry without this
one time i almost regret bottom surgery is after extremely spicy food (chili pee pussy yow ow ow 🥵😳😖)
yes, even by medievalist standards - he says it was because it was particularly good, but that's certainly not my recollection
if i hadn't moved several times in that period i'd definitely still have it too
got a nice message from my undergrad supervisor who was cleaning out his office and found my essay from 2003 in a pile on his desk
honestly it won't kill you, unlike all the mercury which you probably dropped all over this manuscript which I'm now breathing in
working with an alchemy manuscript all day and thinking about these guys obsessed with transmuting everything for centuries. total fucking egg behaviour. jesus guys just take the fucking oesteogen
(at awards ceremony, crying) I would like to thank my recent experiment in reducing 1) coffee and 2) progesterone
the fuck laura, you haven't even touched your weird hangups and insecurities, what's wrong babe
i think i gave myself meta-brainworms by wondering why i seem to have no brainworms today
lol i hadn't even thought of that
wait is there something about your funding I don't know 🕵🏻♀️
lol wtaf
if we ever get so accepted that cis people regard our existence as anything other than an atrocious insult or a bad joke if applied to them then it's so over
funny that safety as a trans woman is defined by the tension btw the poles of it not really mattering if someone thinks you're trans but knowing that acting on that assumption - if you turned out to be cis - would carry the penalty of social death so severe they would have to move to another country
brains are wild sometimes really
🫂 oh yes
both characters are loosely me at different times in my life but i only realise that in retrospect
other project I had back then was a sitcom about two soviet agents in 1950s America, a depressed alcoholic English academic in a pretend marriage to a nerdy awkward East German woman who, it emerges, is trans. he's grossed out and transphobic at first but slowly falls genuinely in love with her
pretty sure that's the kind of stuff they find in the pharaohs' tombs that's still ok
i mean can it go off? (seems fine when i've had it but I don't know if it's supposed to taste different...)
wife informs me we're out of eggs so it's either stop at the supermarket on the way home or trawl through my followers on here
i know i know it's only wednesday, what can i say I'm on 3 hours sleep 😮💨☕
crap selfie but I have clearly fucked the universe. the apocalypse is nigh. sorry everyone my bad
I wrote it at a very bad time in my life but that's over now, so laughing is fine but your hugs are always welcome my love 😊
had a scene where the 'man' looks at the mirror and it just cracks in a despairing whirl of discordant screams
I then thought 'this is a great idea, but a trans woman should write it not me, a very cis very man'
years before transition i came up with a trans opera set in Vienna in the late 19c, with beautiful melodic bits of the character in girlmode and discordant visceral Bergian ones for boymode and dysphoria, it ended horribly with the 'man' killing the woman and then being found dead
100% goals
gotta be so hot you freeze for future generations
that's the sort of event to plan for
okay sorry you do slutty trashy which is how it should be
yep you do slutty good and classy, an inspiration to us all
Auto Giacomo Puccini
having a progesterone-fired sex dream that gets overlaid by the audio book about Anatolian languages you were listening to is an... experience
my first femme voice model was actually Claire from fleabag though I'm glad i didn't stick there
fleabag contains a large chunk of life
gender is where you hold your guitar on your album cover in the 70s/80s
'Progesterone Nights' would be a good name for an 80s metal album and I have an idea for a cover photo shoot but first I need some more ridiculous lingerie than I own atm and also an extremely ridiculous guitar
and you know, the ones about sex and existential dread. those things and dumb posts
'dolly parton' would be a good pseudonym for a doll because it has the word doll in it these are the thoughts i awake with in the night
you too eh (third day boofing and i have woken up thinking i should back off for a bit because 😵💫)
getting sick often is exactly that
pretty much my dining habits at home. either that or just wear an apron the whole time
older american woman radiating the words Old Money wants 'books on fraud'
first time in this job the doorbell has been ringing all afternoon? ok everyone but the dicksucking offer was only in place *yesterday* ok
we actually got customers today. no one bought anything so no one got to make me tea but we're still open for 3 hours
yep
tentacle-themed labia attachments would be kinda cool but I think being linked to the mascot would kinda kill any coolness they had
I've heard it used of terminal nostalgia
🤢
quick let's easily resolve all the discourses we can't have once they wake up
we possibly have a literal railway in the storeroom knowing this place...
alone in the office again. not horny today just groggy 🥱. special offer is buy anything and you can make me a tea and let me doze on the manuscript big enough to be a couch
haha yep!
men will literally marry an ai chatbot rather than just become women and post into the void until they get into a t4t relationship with a woman an eight hour journey away
no one even came in to look. no wonder the high street is dying
herzlichen Glückwunsch!
hello tech support i used the progesterone booster app and now my pussy is stuck on 'devour' mode 😵💫
heya 😊
bsky.app/profile/lala...
after i was laid off from the dicksucking factory the dicksucking unemployment office sent me on a course at the dicksucking marketing school
special offer today: buy a book over 5 grand and get your dick sucked
get a job that needs your brain and then boof some prog so you're just dumb and horny
books ar srs biznis
nothing to do with the doll anymore i'm just addicted to the croissants now which are fresh and hot and super-buttery. having two of these a day is not good for me. said i'd break the mould this week but we'll see how my resistance goes
mortal kumbath
the thing with england is I lived there just long enough to become english enough to know exactly in what ways I will never be really english and simultaneously english enough to hate myself for being so english
ahhh breathe the free air of the continent
it's almost hilarious how the cloud of despair which enveloped me from Friday dissipated within 15 minutes of my brain registering i was no longer in england
thinking about sex bc ❌ horny ❌ bored ✅ the abyss was staring into me and i don't want to make eye contact
i felt so alone, so utterly alone for years and now I know why, and I hate being plunged back into that. I want to get back to my life
It's not even people having to be transphobic, they can be completely nice and well meaning, it's how you can be hit by realising how utterly alien you are to their world and how utterly alien that world is to you and it is what surrounds and envelops your minuscule queer little world
this has been a development of the past few days hopefully it'll stop when i get home
the morning anxiety to morning depression pipeline
🔥🔥🔥
women. kissing. just imagine. it's probably gay
hahaha gay gay gay. can't erase the gay once you catch it
'the old rectory? i only just met 'er, ee!'
ok wedding time i guess
weird staying in a house i lived in for 6 years before transitioning and getting ready in the morning realising i have no idea where the best place to do my makeup is
ja that is extrem helpful
ja we speak englisch very gut zusammen meine Liebe 😊
argh shit. sigh. sorry babe
it is pretty nice (not that I've used a sauna vel sim yet but i enjoy how chill it feels being naked now)
thanks 💜 it'll probably be endurable
a few years ago glinner was transparently so toxic even the hardcore transphobes could see he was a liability and were begging him to shut up so they didn't look bad but he seems to have made a comeback as the vogue for ever higher toxicity increases
it occurs to me my job is basically rare books whore. i spend a little bit of time with all of these things, have some fun with them, pass them on and get paid for it
had my first bad morning wobbly in some time 😮💨
thank you ❤️
Thanks 🫂 I hope it will too, or at least have some good points, but to some extent it's revisiting one of the unhappiest parts of my life. At least it'll be over quickly...
argh 😣
i'm not even going to have time for one 😭
i was soul-crushingly miserable there for years and the thought of going back is making me physically nauseous
