An oc WIP today :3 #art #wip #oc
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An oc WIP today :3 #art #wip #oc
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Hey bro, hop in, we’re goin flyin
If you'd like to be remembered for me writing letters then tell me to write some letters, I'm just saying that you were not blessed with a memorable yours truly
Love doesn’t go to waste. There’s a place where all the love you’ve ever felt is stored. All the bad’s filtered out. Every good feeling/experience you’ve ever had lives inside you all at once. I’ve only ever experienced it in a dream, & that’s enough for me to know it’s real
Sometimes problems are too big to eat
Take some carbon and hydrogen, throw in a bit of hydrogen and oxygen. That's the way they became The Brady Bunch.
Why the fuck would anyone throw tomatoes they are so damn delicious
How many strings do hearts contain? I hope I can order more online if all of mine get pulled out.
(finishing breakfast) (having a snack) (thinking about lunch)
i put my underpants on like anybody else, dipped in jerk sauce
Wilt thou not eat thy pizza crusts?
Oh no, you're trapped in a box, and I can't find you Mime after mime
Life is short. Never miss an opportunity to tell someone how much you love them. Don’t worry about their spouse
It's not that I can see things that aren't even there, it's that I picture force field webs between connections and I never disturb them that's how I tiptoe through the tulips for a tiny time leading ukulele spirits from a dead serious jazz bass
The worst part about aging is realizing how hot you used to be back when you thought you were ugly
Not to brag but i make all my own itches from scratch
You can never be too safe when driving. *puts on condom*
the problem with aging is that none of you seem to be able to read my bangers
started using some anti-aging products in order to maintain this level of ugliness as long as I can
why ruin this by getting to know each other
I'm back, now with even more microplastics!
chill, groovy, universe *what is, three things you are
Quote with your very first #art of your oc vs the latest Nyx in 2020 vs 2025, the 5 year jump is insane I'm not sure if this is my first drawing of Nyx, but it's definitely one of the earliest I have!
avid affinity for the amalgamation
I'd like to sample your wares
Left the phone at home during a dog walk. We all felt 20lbs lighter
All I ever wanted was to be beautiful and lead lined.
So enjoy the heating pad/ice pack/hot beverage portion of the day.
The program I use / The art I make #art #arttrend
just got my ass kicked by the tupperware drawer again
In the Wild West, there was no one wilder than Wild Bob Wildson. Even Wild Bill Hickock was known to comment "Wow, that is one wild motherfucker"
high speed rail from my house to arby’s
“a rising tide lifts all boats” oh you mean like in a tsunami
music is oxygen
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My girlfriend is currently suffering from pneumonia and has limited mobility due to back problems. Any help is appreciated. If you pay the full amount, I promise to never post on this platform again or to post way, way more - donor's choice. gofund.me/a2c2961a
Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
Reflecting reflections?
I've been MIA because an actual dove hunter took out the internet to most of my area. How is this even real life?
OK fine but can he go back to avoiding the public again please
a tourniquet for my soul please
poke holes not fun
taxi full of jello would fix me
*is too real*
If you force your posts, you'll end up with a prolapse.
A quick sketchbook drawing this morning 🫐 #art #food
If running up & down to every corner to the car outside under the bed to the laundry flippin over everything & cursing the sky to find the glasses I lost on my head was a sport—I’d be an Olympian—I’d bring us home the gold.
Cutting down on the amount of marijuana I smoke I’ve really proved to myself I don’t even need to be high to do stupid shit
You haven't aged a day. You're a single celled organism, girl.
Rewriting the country song I've been working on to include bladder infection, please hold all my calls.
I hope you find an Easter egg with $30 inside today. Or maybe one with pulled pork.
Hop on the carousel and pick your favorite animal. We're gonna crank up the speed gradually, ultimately spinning so fast we create a wormhole to a neighboring universe
teaching my children that in the event they become lost they can trust any adult with a tattoo of a hot dog
Hey I made a music and I’m gonna do a joint EP with this cool musician called @officialgrimbit.bsky.social Check these out now www.bandlab.com/post/57fcf79...
It’s like my nana used to say—let go and let goddammit
hey i got into the poke!
Why is one end of the stick shitty anyway? What have you been doing with that stick??
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You know what else is “al dente?” - Me, flirting at Olive Garden.
I’m constantly moving
hope to reincarnate as a song
If you have a problem you copied, if you like to make more trouble for yourself by copying problems, if you just cannot stop and no one else can help, and if you can find shortcuts to do it faster and forever, maybe you can hire...The Ctrl V Team
Decided I wanted to redraw the drawing that I shared yesterday! Just about a year and a half apart! #art #redraw
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Here are some more betterer skeetsmiths....shitposters if you will.
you’re a little less lonely with a pepperoni
i love the unmistakable sound of a skateboard going down the street
I know Labor Day is a federal holiday cause they couldn’t even give people a Labor Week. That really is some fed shit
Stop changing your profile picture. Choose one and stick with it for 25 years like a normal person
I was going to but then I reposed comfortably. A memoir
When you have to understand a whole fictional universe so you watch all the movies and spinoffs and vs predators and check their profile for rare selfies that mostly come at night, mostly
Apples and cinnamon with a touch of nutmeg have entered the chat
Whoever named Butterflies doesn’t get to name anything else, because I just tried to spread one on a piece of toast and suffice to say that didn’t go very well.
if you’re going to kidnap me you’d better be prepared to read me a bedtime story every night *with* whimsical voices
i used to put ketchup on mac & cheese if you’re looking for a girl with a refined palate
brb i gotta stand in the shower until all the sin is gone
Man, some people you just can't joke with.
Let it go let it go let it go let it go *heavy sigh*
Owning a winning lottery ticket would fix me.
When I was younger I wanted to change the world. Now I just want everyone to leave me alone.
Buttholes are like snowflakes: unique, delicate, and if you’re lucky one might even land on your tongue when you stick it out.
Skipped my bedtime Advil if you’re into bad girls who flirt with danger.
Him: Well, if you ask me- Me: Let me stop you right there.
Two roads diverged in a yellow cake… - Robert Frosting
*pronounces trombone like zamboni*
Typos really do it for me.
I've totally lost the plot... but, you know, in a cool way.
more bros should tongue wrestle
fuck you, but the horse you rode in on is cool
wish I may, wish I might
spooky season has arrived, I am unstoppable
the theme song for Friends was not there for me like i thought it would be
[doesn’t post anything] why don’t i have any notifications
when does a duper become super
My girlfriend has recently gotten to know the inside of the hospital better than we would like. If anyone can help, I would appreciate it. gofund.me/e7017381
Blaming explainables for the mysterious is a road you don't want to take your fog machine on so just back away into those parties and forget it ever never happens or does it
did you know you can crush eggshells to make plant food or that you can set yourself on fire
thank you, for everything my dog:
I wear my skeleton all year, but starting tomorrow, it will be socially acceptable to pull out all my bones to share with friends. Spooky season is upon us.